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Hot or not: Rachel McAdams

Her best days were probably around "The Notebook" era. Pic from there here (about 13 yrs ago) https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/b3/fc/8f/b3fc8ff187e4d23d1e8876ad12187c2c.jpg She's still gorgeous though. I find her stunningly beautiful, one of my fave hollywood actresses in terms of beauty alone.

V-Ja's Lounge

Frankfort, New York

Slightly better than last visit

My last review of this club noted my disappointment at their unorthodox procedures, which included closing rather early on a weekend. No such problem on my latest visit, though they continue to feature plus size…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

October Golf

Back in Myrtle for a golf trip and other than spring (March-April) October is about the second busiest time of year for golfers. The few clubs remaining in MB know this as do the dancers…

Round 2

Where do I begin? This was my second time going to this establishment. Frankly, it was even better than my first time. Got there by 10pm, and spent an hour just talking to the girls.…

Teezer'z Lounge

Fairview Township, Pennsylvania

Teezerz

I stopped by on Thursday night on my home from business trip. The club is really set far off the street. The sign is visible but not the building. As you enter, there is a doorman…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

talk of town girls

girls there are between 4-7 usually... dimly lit but the girls are fully nude. table dances are $10 private lap dances are $40 a song. there is also a vip room.. small not fancy place..…

Stars Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

Clean bar, hot girls, Salems upscale club!

Stars is a chain of clubs, and each is a clean, comfortable bar. Stars Salem is no exception! The drinks are good, not expensive, pretty standard prices for a strip club. There are lots of tables…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Great Club for SC Beginners or Casuals and Interesting Setup

This club is right next to Sundowner, which is the famous club in this area, and it is usually only open on weekends or days when the Sundowner gets too crowded. You can usually find…

Polekatz Houston

Houston, Texas

Scores brand clubs have good quality control!

I've been to a few Scores locations over the years, and have always had a good time. My "main" Scores was the NYC location back when I worked nearby, but when I saw this…

Luckys Cabaret

Vernon, Connecticut

Interesting

Let me start by saying that I should have listened to the other reviews and not made the pilgrimage to this club. First and foremost it is out of the way. One I arrived I…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Nice upscale culb

I went in on Tuesday night. The yankees playoff game and i had never watched a sporting event at a strip club and i will be back for more games. The club has plenty of…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Choose wisely

I have been here several times. Satisfaction is always based on how well you choose a dancer for a bed dance. This last visit a weeks or so ago I chose poorly.…

Playmates Club

Miami, Florida

Not a bad way to spend a thursday night

This review is from a few weeks ago. We took an uber from miami proper. It's about a half hour journey and near to a music studio. There was no line, so after a gentle…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Should have known better

Been awhile since I’ve been to the pony and thought I would stop by. This night they had a feature dancer, pornstar Vanessa Veracruz and she seemed pretty cool and is definitely hot. She was…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Wasted trip on Monday afternoon

Monday afternoon was pretty lame, with 2 exceptions. First off, I don't usually complain about how expensive this place is. When I am going to a club, I don't mind paying more for…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Another daytime visit

Came here again as I do probably 4-5 times per year. Nothing has changed inside or out - same as it's been for a while. On this visit there appeared to be around…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

Bad and worse

I have visited Oasis regulary for 14 years and seen the "good, the bad and the ugly" many times. My 2 trips within the past week have convinced me to stay away, at least…

Molly Browns

Daytona Beach, Florida

There’s Always One

I never been to Molly Browns or any other SC in Daytona for that matter. My expectations were not that high on this night. Parking in Daytona is always a pain in the ass but…

Mint Lounge

Miami Gardens, Florida

Seems to be improving

---------- NOTE: ---------- This is another long, overly-detailed, play-by-play, PC review of a small black dive visit - thus skip it if short or time/patience and/or the subject-matter/club does not interest you ---------- INTRO: ----------- I have reviewed this club b/f thus…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Another stop at lusty's

Ok, maybe I'm starting to like this place. Although it's a dive, I always have fun there. I stopped in again on a Monday afternoon with a couple hours to kill. When I got…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Short visit with vey few choices

Had a business trip to Seattle and my hotel was right next to the club. Went there after 9pm and hope to see the hot blonde spinner I saw last year. Nope, nothing was even…

Kuma Charmers

Ithaca, New York

Charmers

Have been in the area a few times over the years and visited. The place is what it is...middle of nowhere...decent but has seen some wear. This also describes most of the dancers.…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

BAD not bad

First time visit. Arrived at 5pm. No cover charge at that time. Friendly vibe in general. Only had a couple of drink, though the food looked ok too. Obviously gotta like black girls or this…

Kennedy's Adult Entertainment

Mississauga, Ontario

More old school than others

Dropped in one afternoon after an onsite customer call in Brampton a few weeks ago. Don't usually get to that part of town so thought I would check it out. Has a real old school…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Definately a place to get your rocks off

When got there there seemed to be their own type of groups or cliques going on. Seems like the girls know who the regulars are and who isnt. I sat for a bout 10…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

Decent

There were only three performers on shift when I arrived, of the three no one was performing. They basically only wanted to serve privately in the VIP area. The VIP area is just a smaller…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Meh

So much has been written about the interior of this club that I'll skip the repetition. Took a trip here after a quick trip to Pure Gold where the pickings were very slim. Only 5-6…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Good but pricey.

Back to this club as it is in my opinion the best in the area, even though it can be a bit pricey. Pretty slow in the afternoon with maybe a dozen.dancers and less than…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

late afternoon lull

Stopped in while cover was still free, just before 5pm, and only stayed about an hour. There were 10-15 dancers, and the same amount of customers. Definitely a slow period of the day. Was planning…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Decent time

So I have been wanting to visit this club for some time. The thing keeping me from pulling the trigger is the reported $20 fee to the house every time you bring a girl in…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Ok time

My buddy and I headed out to the local casino for late night dinner. He did pretty well at the tables and wanted to hang out at the club afterwards to unwind. Paid cover got…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Good time, but the dancer talent was up to par

Made it to this rare establishment on a Thursday night. It was packed. I had to pay and pack next door at the Pep Boy's. I usually don't have fun when a club is this…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

needs higher quality dancers

Tried out Dreamer Girls around 12:30 on a Wednesday. The construction makes this place hard to get to, and it's not easy to see from the road. The only sign was on a…

Platinum Showgirls LA

Los Angeles, California

Empty Thursday evening

Went there with a couple of my buddies on a Thursday evening. We went to LA for a vacation and decide to check this place out. It was $20 cover charge and a drink upon…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

There and Back Again

I was originally planning on checking out a club I have not visited yet, but I was a little short on funds. It had been a while since I had been to the Vu in…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Ok for the early afternoon

I arrived about 12:30. When I came in the bartender told me that there was a $5 cover, but since I was his first customer he would waive the cover. Nice - so I tipped…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

A delightful afternon

Arrived a 2 pm. This was the first time I observed both bars open and serving this early in the day. However, I sat in the back of the front bar.…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Kind of slow on a Saturday afternoon

I figured I would make a stop on my way down to the casino. It was kind of dead in there, lot a lot of patrons, but there were a decent amount of girls.…

Cherri Palace

Indianapolis, Indiana

Not the best night

I was able to check this place out while travelling through Indy on Saturday night. Actually, one of stripper favs informs me she'll be working here that night and since she's cool to hang…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

NICE CLUB, WEIRD LAYOUT

It was three different clubs on three nights for me during a first-time business trip to Pittsburgh. Club #3 was Cheerleaders, which I visited on a Tuesday night when lap dances were two-for-one until…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Awesome place

This place is awesome. Not a strip club per say, but a place that definitely gets the job done. Quality of girls can vary, but most are good. When you walk in there are two…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Decent place

This place seems to be only open at night, past 10pm. Parking wasn’t too bad on the side streets. Not too bad of a neighborhood, but not the greatest. Patted down before entering the club. Long bar…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

NJ impresses

I’ve been to 3 non AA clubs in New Jersey. Bottoms up in Irvington, Lookers in Elizabeth, and Cabaret Go Go in Paterson. Bottoms up is the worst. I’m attracted to older latin women…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

found a hot one

Have visited Bogarts many times, usually in the afternoon. The dancer quality has steadily decreased the past few years. Years ago, once in a while, you could find a real gem. In…

Big Daddy's Showclub

Kokomo, Indiana

Big Daddy's

I was in town for work on a Monday and for some random reason decided to give this place another try. When I walked in there were a few dancers playing pool…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Mexican milf

Decided to forgo Hong Kong this time and hit adelitas instead. It was early afternoon, around 2:00 on a Tuesday. There were a good number of chicas hanging about, mostly at the bar to the…

The Cathouse

Calgary, Alberta

Alberta rules make it not worth it for an out-of-towner

There's a no-touch policy in the city/province (I couldn't tell which). So there was pretty much no mileage even if the girls are game. The girls were quite hot--especiall the feature dancer. But there were…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Slow lunch visit, Jessica saves the day (as always)

I've been coming to the club for years now. It seems that lately there aren't as many cute girls there as there once were, not even during the evening shifts. I normally make it to…

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Dancers/women self-conscious about their very large natural breasts ?

I love me some big natural boobs - DDs and even DDDs - lately on several occasions I have encountered some ebonies w/ very large natural boobs Ds thru perhaps DDDs; and they seem very self-conscious about their boobs and…

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Hockey

I'm sure there are some hockey fans on this board. The new NHL season starts tonight. Blues vs. Penguins is the game that is on right now if you are in the USA. Maple Leafs vs. Jets is the game that is…

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Fired a fave

So I was developing a fave at a club... Not extraordinary mileage but we were into basic groping and some light titty sucking. She apparently decided to reel me in after several VIP sessions, and push my hands and face…

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Pussy, or vag, or whatever. What do you call it?

I'm sure there are many different words for pussy. There are some that are funny, some will make a girl mad, and some will make PL's laugh. What do you call it? I use the word pussy, as it's simple…

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What to wear

I was surprised to see a couple posters in here say that wearing long golf rain pants is there go to move, when at a strip club. I guess I should have checked to see if they are from…

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Internet Tough Guy: Vinceygirl Michaels

He sure talks tough on the Internet: "I'll dump your body in the Detroit River", "I fuckin' served in the military in Vietnam". In reality, though, he can be found in the parking lot of Bogart's giving $10 BBBJs and licking…

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A new invasion?

Puerto Ricans and others from Caribbean islands destroyed by hurricanes this year are arriving at the US mainland by the thousands. http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/weather/hurricane/fl-bz-hurricane-evacuees-at-port-everglades-20171003-story.html Does this mean turf wars in strip clubs between Cuban and PR dancers? Or will this just double the…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Another great visit, still a favorite

I get to Teaser's once every few months. It has long been a favorite of mine, combining positive vibes (generally happy staff, patrons, and dancers makes a big difference!), reasonable prices ($100 for 4 songs,…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Best in Vegas

From out of town but have been many times. Top notch ladies on most occasions. Good looking and many different types and looks. Well laid out and does not feel old. I think it is…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Always a great time!!

Stopped in on a Thursday evening after work. The blonde bartender there is absolutely amazing one of the coolest bartenders I’ve ever met at any of the clubs. That night was a good…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

Gotta Love The Nude

Came here on a saturday night to see what the fuss was about. I appreciated the nudity and since they don't have liquor i was buzzed before i stepped thru the foir. The ladies are…

Scores Gentleman's Club

New Haven, Connecticut

My first time here

I went to scores the other night and despite what people say about the club it was ok I had a good time with a young lady named Monica so much fun I had…

Luxxx Showgirls

Peoria, Illinois

Not so exciting time in Pulse

Stopped in on Friday for Happy Hour(6-8). Last time I was there, they had plenty of nice looking dancers with personality. Not anymore. Most have moved on to wherever. Ones that are left…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Dances are getting better

It has been a few years since business brought me to GR. I was pleasantly surprised with the talent and contact available compared to last visit. About 6-8 girls working...most average with one…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Same Old

I paid a visit to Pandoras after a long time. Have not been to Seattle for a while. The pricing structure remains same. Entry free is 15 bucks and that includes a small watered down…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Nice fun

Visited the after dark side after midnight with some friends. The dancers werent too aggressive and we're really nice. This was the first touch strip club I've been to and that was really nice. The…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Hit or miss

Went back to Penthouse last week for a Friday afternoon getaway from work. I used to come here all the time but haven't been in a year or year and a half. They've rebranded as…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Might be my last time

I lived in Vegas for 10 years. This was my go to club for higher mileage. It wasn't the BEST mileage, but usually a good time with a hot girl. I've since found higher…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Good mileage

Was visiting Seattle and decided to go there at night. Industrial area and exterior is not much to write home about. Not many dancers. I would rate them 6 on average. A relatively mature one…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

First trip to Follies

This is review is from Thursday, Aug 3 – my first time to visit Follies. I arrived around 6:30ish. The main parking lot was full so I parked in Pep Boys lot based on suggestions…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

Reconnected at DC

Saturday evening and nothing to do. Was passing by the DC and decided go stop in. They have a door girl now, but still a doofus patting you down as you go in. $20 cover,…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

I'm in L-U-S-T !

Stopped in to ''The Coli'' this afternoon about 2. I sat at the upper bar so that I could survey the whole scene.There were about a dozen or so girls working.No one I'd seek company…

Club Lust

Brooklyn, New York

Bitches Bad. Service Trash.

Lust is pretty lit from the quality of women perspective. But like most NY Strip Clubs or just strip clubs in general, the staff are a bunch of dicks. No type of hospitality and the…

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, Ohio

Probably won't go back

7 dollar cover surprised me a little but it looks like a decent place, after walking in it was about 8p on a Friday, i thought it to be kinda dead. Maybe 6 to 8…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Sunday visit nothing spectacular

Went late Sunday afternoon. $2 parking fee and free entrance. The club was surprisingly not crowded. Pros: Lots of TVs with NFL games. Waitresses very good looking and friendly. Most dancers speak English.…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

20 mintues of fun

I've been to this place many times but it been a while (over 6 months) since I stopped in last. I've been working out of the area so I haven't had a chance to stop in. Was…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

My favorite club in AZ

So this is my third time to BML and it's the best one yet. I came to see Paradise because she treated me well the first time. I walk to the door around…

Cheetahs Of Windsor

Windsor, Ontario

Better Talent

Back in town and stayed over night so after work, after some gambling at the casino, I went over to see if there was any new talent. I was pleasantly surprised as there were…

FKK Forum

A Hotel of Ill Repute

The Hotel Del Rey is a big pink building sitting in downtown San Jose, Costa Rica. It is not as luxurious as the Four Seasons, but it has more whores per square foot. When I arrived from the airport…

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what do you think of her routine?

https://youtu.be/UyWsarxsRSU

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Has this ever happened to you?

I haven't been going to strip clubs very long but I don't know if this is the persona when she told me she's shy outside of work, I know she likes my money but why did she refer to the…

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In Addition to $10 BBBJs in the Parking Lot of Bogart's Vinceygirl Michaels Will

That's just the kind of fagboy that he is!

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hot or not?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZz9lawj3ga/?taken-by=honeys.inc https://www.instagram.com/p/BZzNya2DLtK/?taken-by=honeys.inc

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My first lap dance with a bonafied porn actress.

It was at my favorite club today. I had already had dances with 5 other regular dancers and was just about to call it a day. 4 out of the 5 had been exceptional. I knew who she was when…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

good time - great girls

The Harem is one of the best clubs around. No cover charge until 6pm and even then you can print a free pass from their website. Dances are 2 for $20 up to…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

A Great Way To Mend A Broken Heart

I came here hot off the heels of a break up and I had NEVER visted a strip club before. I'm not a prude I just like going straight to the sex part...anyway, enough about…

Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

Portland, Oregon

Clean club and beautiful personable women

I worked here moons ago . I’ve always loved the cleanliness of the club and since I’ve worked here , they have hired much more attractive personable women. When I’ve gone into a club with…

Paradizio

Irvington, New Jersey

The truth

Went to this location recently and was disappointed by these fake reviews. The outside interior made me feel a little unease. Looks a little to hood. Didn't know if I was going to make it…

Sheer Pleasure Lingerie

Schenectady, New York

Just stay away.

I did not visit the club next door. This was a Friday let's say about 3. I walked into the place and there was three girls just sitting around doing nothing. One black girl, one…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Still the best club around.

BYOB which is a great option for a bunch of friends to get together and watch a game with scenery. The girls there range from 5 to 10 with many in the 8…

Platinum 84

Federal Heights, Colorado

Lame

This club boasts about being the best club in denver and it was severely disappointing, it was super slow for a Friday night, thr atmosphere was interesting, huge stages with lots of girls but i…

Mary's Club

Portland, Oregon

Must be a local thing...

I was in Portland on business, and drove by Mary's on my way to the hotel. I noted the location, and headed over there after I checked in. I walked in, and the first thing…

Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club

Waterford, Pennsylvania

kandy time

Club is very clean and all of the performance options are awesome. Got the first-timer tour from a hot little spinner...Raven. Had to try 3 lap dances with her. They were solid…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Sad visit

I visit clubs on both coasts of Florida on a regular basis. I'm starting to visit this club less and less and it used to be like a second home to me. Coming in here…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Don't waste your time here

This place is absolutely horrible. Got here around 8pm on a Friday night. Don't remember how much I paid for cover but it wasn't enough to make me care, so that's at least one positive. When…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Better than before

I used to go to this club all of the time. The beer was cold and they had some hot girls there, then all of a sudden it got to be a real creepy place…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Great club.

Gallaghers 2000 is a great strip club. Its located in an industrial area where you will find street parking or even park down on Queens Blvd. I went on a Thursday evening. If you like…

The Flame

Houston, Texas

Foxxy's OK for Happy Hour but way better on Tuesdays

Foxxy's is the closest strip club to my home so I stopped by around 530PM on Friday. It was kind of dead in there but they had some great drink specials including cheap drafts and…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Vip

Been a regular foe the past 1 year but nvr tried out the vip. Heard very good reviews about it so decided to takw a plunge. It was a sunday afternoon few weeks back. Club…

Fantasy Plaza

Houston, Texas

Best Place In HTown

A true byob. Music selection is on point! AND the girls look damn good too. This is my favorite place to chill. ASAP is one of the baddest hunnies in the house! Best nights…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

nice club with a very nice layout

I visited this club on Wednesday afternoon about 3 and there were about five girls working. I had a drink at the bar non-alcoholic $5 and sat down to watch the stage show. Their stage…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

My yearly trip to Vegas

Just got back from Deja Vu. The club is great it is a little dark in there but the girls are beautiful. It is a all nude club three song set the last song they…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Have to Figure This Place Out

I've come to this place a couple of times, it may be one of the more convenient locations for me if I just want to duck out for a few hours. The quality is…

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, Michigan

Not as good as last time

I went back to the Fold — same day and shift — to see if the talent had continued to improve, as my last review from August indicated. The two very interesting ladies from before,…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Not a favorite

Came here on a sorta busy friday night with a buddy who comes here often on golf trips, wasn't to impressed, most of the girls were about a 5, dances were cheap at $10 on…

Bottom's Up Club

New Smyrna Beach, Florida

Not worth visiting

I poke my head in this club every couple of months. I'm usually disappointed but there have been times where the club had multiple relatively cute dancers and they were all giving crazy high…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

NOT BAD, BUT NOT GREAT

First time in Pittsburgh; Blush was right around the corner from my hotel, so I went about 10:00 on a Monday night. $10 cover, and bottled water was $4.25 at the bar. (Pretty sure…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

The Steak House

I was traveling to Portland with a couple other co-workers, my first time here, not theirs. They kept talking about going to dinner at "The Steak House," which sounded good to me. My…

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Bye

Taking a little hiaitus.

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Tips on starting conversations with strippers interested in

A lot of reviews and discussions talk about waiting to get approached by strippers and while that works, it doesn't all the time like when there are many strippers that you do not want to approach you, and you are…

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WTF is up with these bumps?

That is fucking annoying! No need to bump all of those discussions!

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Is TV ,cable or satelite worth the cost?

Last weekend was a trial weekend for HBO and Cinemax on Dish. I have basic dish service that has no premium channels. Friday evening I discovered the trial weekend so I surfed the program guide to see if there was…

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@ bump00001

Stop bumping every thread, you are disrupting the whole board for no good reason

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

Not What it Used to Be

Back in the day I used to really like this club. However, the last coupld of visits I have definately been disappointed. I usually park around corner to avoid valet trolls. Neighborhood…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

Dead

Been to this pace three times recently and never sat down. It's called Visions as of this review, guess the owner wanted to rebrand. The bison when you walk in is zero girls and zero…

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, Pennsylvania

Mediocre

Finding myself in Trenton for business I headed across the bridge to S&S for a quick stop early afternoon. Unfortunately did not have the time to venture the extra distance to playhouse or even…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Spicy

Came in at around 7pm paid 6$ with yelp checkin. There were 16 girls on shift and there was a special event going on luau night. At around 9pm ran into a girl…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

What Happened?

Yikes I heard this place has been going down hill. Well Wednesday aka Hump Day is a big strip club day in Baltimore. Fantasies run a 2 for 1 deal on dances all…

Blue Diamond Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Pleasantly surprised at Sabel's

First of all, I was not aware that the club opens late, it practically opened at 6:30 pm and this was a Wednesday. Anyway, I went in around 6:45 or so and even though the…

JR's Cabaret

Bronx, New York

The truth must be told

This place is a true hole in the wall. And not because the interior but mostly because of the girls. There is always 1 to 5 dancers and they look like straight sh$@. "NoTE" If…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Fun time

I went 3 days continuously to chicas and all days in the afternoon/evening. Half of the girls were same all three days. It's little sketchy area, I uber to casino opposite to the club and…

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My stance on conversation has changed

I used to be not a fan of conversations with strippers. I didn't mind a girl coming up to me and the first thing that comes out of her mouth is "wanna dance"? After all why even waste their time?…

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vincemichaels is a DickBreath Neanderthal!

Title says it all! Lol!

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LAS VEGAS GOES ON AS NORMAL WITH STRIP CLUBS AND SCHOOLS OPENING

The most important thing is the strip clubs are still open. http://www.newsweek.com/las-vegas-shooting-local-businesses-tourists-675730

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Godspeed Tom Petty

"On behalf of the Tom Petty family, we are devastated to announce the untimely death of of our father, husband, brother, leader and friend Tom Petty. He suffered cardiac arrest at his home in Malibu in the early hours of…

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fake or real?

Old friend of mine went to California girls in Anaheim said that one of the shorter Latina girls went over to him and asked if he thought her boobs were fake or real he said fake and she winked at…

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Things that make you go "Arrgh"!

You know, those little things that annoy you and just make you want to bang your head on a wall. Like, a girl on SA whose screen name is "DontWasteMyTime" who then sends a message that says "Hi how are you"…

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DOMINIC77: 10 Questions Resurrected

The TUSCL member from the mid-west, who lets his wife read the TUSCL message boards with him! 1. Do you consider yourself a Millennial or a Gen Xer and why? (no a X-llenial is not an acceptable answer!) 2. I've…

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More than expected at a top tier Dallas club

I went out with a buddy a few nights ago and we ended up at a popular, well-reviewed Dallas SC that I didn't expect much from--I've been there one other time. I'm a recent SC hobbyist and don't look for…

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Interesting question - How much do you think you must have spent in strip clubs

Just that I would like to know how much $$$ did you all spend in the strip clubs in your life time .. I just started this new hobbie last month and already spent close to 1200$ within a month.…

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Natural seeming bolt ons

Got some Vip from a stripper recently, who had very natural seeming breasts. They were soft, well shaped, and pliable. I was sure they natural and this was after handling them extensively. During conversation with her the…

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This is going to be an expensive strip club visit.

ALLENTOWN, Pa. - An intoxicated patron of the exotic arts is facing a laundry list of charges after allegedly threatening bouncers with a beer bottle and spitting on police once in custody. Wayne C. Henry, no address provided, faces nearly two…

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NFL star in the making?

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/10/02/university-settles-lawsuit-with-steubenville-rape-convict.html No wonder more than half the NFL player have arrest records. No doubt this guy will be recruited, play and then be under the protective umbrella of the NFL where you and do what you want when you want and…

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VM Shoots it out in Vegas

A 64-year-old man armed with more than 10 rifles rained down gunfire on a Las Vegas country music festival on Sunday, slaughtering at least 50 people in the largest mass shooting in U.S. history

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Baltimore: Gold Club Stimulus Package $100 VIP Room 10/18

I know that there is some interest in this promotion so I'm posting this to let them know it's back. I saw the promo on their website. I know the promo says "VIP Room" but what I think you're most…

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Amber Rose dubs herself 'Captain Save a Hoe'

http://pagesix.com/2017/10/01/amber-rose-dubs-herself-captain-save-a-hoe/ I had no idea she cared so much about gardening tools. Regardless, I'd go to the VIP with her.

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Another mass killing in the USA

A few moments ago, an update was aired on NBC national news on TV. 50 dead, over 200 injured in Las Vegas. Why ?

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Migrant Dancers

Which cities have a lot of dancers who have relocated to dance there?

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Dating Strippers, a Cautionary Tale

For years I have always thought, wow, I would love to bang a stripper. Probably for several reasons: The allure, the degree of difficulty, the bragging rights, etc. I met a woman in a bar while traveling a…

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Natasha Legeyda has a bodacious bosom

I've posted pics of this chick before but I'd forgotten what fabulous funbags she has -- according to boobpedia.com, they're natural 38DDs! http://www.egoallstars.com/2017/09/natasha-legeyda-tatted-and-nude/1413164/7370800 (9 pics) But why TF would one get a tattoo of a *cupcake* on one's arm? Vital stats from boobpedia: Personal Also…

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Hi Liter in Phoenix

I will be visiting Phoenix and have read reviews on hi-liter. It sounds like going during the day is better than at night. Is this true? Also are the other Phoenix clubs better during the day too? Besides Hi liter…

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Amanda Bynes - Look At Her Now

Remember how cute/hot she used to be? Well, going bananas 5 years ago does this to you, 5 years later. Damn!!!! She looks almost 50 in this photo even though she's 31. http://pagesix.com/2017/10/01/amanda-bynes-looks-different-in-rare-outing/

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DOUGSTER: 10 Questions Resurrected

10 Questions would certainly not be complete without asking Doug. When I first started posting on TUSCL years ago Doug was kinda a dick to me, but over time he certainly has mellowed and when he isn't busy trolling…

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One night in Dallas

I'll be in Dallas for a single night this week. I'll be staying less than 10 miles from Baby Dolls and planning to go there. I've been there before (6 years ago) as well as the lodge. Figure it's safe…

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Shaved or bushy

Recent thread made me think of this. What is your preference in Pussy hair fashion? I myself like either shaved or just small amount like a landing strip.

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What shape of boobs do you like best?

I like big.. D or DD firm and tear drop shaped

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Lets talk about pussy

Let the games begin

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Shitting

More shitting done by people makes me rich. I drive a shit sucker pumper truck

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10 Questions

Enough of this already. Where is crazyjoe with more shitting at McDonald's discussions

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Is stripping/lap-dancing a skill ?

At first thought w/o thinking thru-it is that it's not really a skill - but then again I see the way some of the experienced dancers move/grind and it sometimes dawns on me many an avg non-stripper woman probably can't/does-not…

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Donna 2AMer.

A 41-year-old man died Sunday after a shooting at LipZtick — a strip club near Donna. At 3:21 a.m. Sunday, the Hidalgo County Sheriff's Office dispatched deputies to LipZtick, a strip club located near the intersection of Border Road and Sioux…

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My own 10 questions

I will be conducting my own 10 questions, much like Shailynn has done for plenty of members of this board (I never expected him to ask me 10 questions and I believe I was correct on that). The first 10…

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Lap Dance Skills: Advanced

Encountered what I would consider to be the most-skilled lap dancer I've ever had the chance to purchase dances from last night. Let me explain: We all know there's kind of a gradient for lappers. Air dances are at the…

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vinceygirl Won't Apologize for Lying about Military Service Yet; Will he admit t

If you aren't ready to apologize for lying about military service, vinceygirl, are you at least ready to admit that you did lie about it?

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OT: OJ paroled

I wonder if his search for the "real" killers will resume.... on the golf course. http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/oj-simpson-released-from-nevada-prison/ar-AAsHfPN?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartanntp

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Clubs that Have 1,000+ Reviews

So far, there are only 14 clubs (15 if closed clubs count) on TUSCL that have been reviewed over 1,000 times. I am listing them in order from most reviewed to least reviewed. 1. Follies (Atlanta, GA) 2. Playhouse Lounge (Burlington, NJ) 3.…

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Man arrested at strip club: ‘It’s definitely cocaine. I just bought it.’

He definitely needed a lawyer. http://www.statesman.com/news/crime--law/man-arrested-strip-club-definitely-cocaine-just-bought/6I3BBC1garntKj2uYLUTqK/

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Men prefer 20 year old women.

Anyone surprised by this? What does is say about men vs women? Men, regardless of their age, prefer 20-23 year old women. This preference still applies when a man turns 50, and 60, etc. In contrast, women, as they…

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Over the counter ED meds.

There are a dozen or so of them out there that claim to cure ED, make your dick bigger, etc. Horny goat weed seems to be a popular ingredient. Today my CF told me that she had heard the DJ…

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Another Shitpoast

TFw you don't realize you have to shit till you walk in the club.

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Ariel Winter

You want an ass? Here's an ass even I can appreciate. http://www.fhm.com/posts/ariel-winter-bikini-pizza-floaty-134972/photos/ariel-winter-instagram-256959

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How often do you all visit the strip clubs?

I would like to know how often do you all visit the strip clubs. At one point I was there on every weekend, nowadays I visit only once a month.

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Things You Don't Know about Strippers

http://www.cracked.com/article_20292_5-things-you-dont-know-about-strippers-until-you-are-one.html

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Why Is Marriage Down?

Only stockbrokers may read: https://www.wsj.com/amp/articles/cheap-sex-and-the-decline-of-marriage-1506690454

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Miami High School’s Dance-Team Costumes and Routine Under Fire as Being Too Risq

Future Strippers of America. http://thegrapevine.theroot.com/miami-high-schools-dance-team-costumes-and-routine-unde-1818989361

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I wonder if I can qualify for food stamps?

HARRISON TOWNSHIP, Ohio -- Prosecutors say food stamps were being used to buy lap dances at a strip club in Ohio. A months-long investigation led to raids at several establishments in Harrison Township, reports WKEF. "In short, the Harem was being used…

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vincemichaels Should Lick My Ass Crack After I've Taken a Massive Shit!

Whether I took it at the McD's or at the Starbucks. That little vinceygirl should lick it like the fagboy that he is! Lol!

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vincemichaels is a DickBreath Neanderthal!

Title says it all! Lol!

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Strip-Club Law Seldom Enforced

http://www.dispatch.com/news/20170930/ohios-strip-club-law-rarely-cited-over-last-decade ( Sent from Dispatch )

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Are strippers considered to be Pimped ?

Had an argument with one where she said for me to say that was disrespectful I disagree, I believe it to be so.

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Can I have $300

Hey I recently had to get another job on a short notice and its lower paying when I was fired for coming in one minute late twice in a week at my job I've been at for 6 years. Anyways…

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Oh DAMN!

Someone got cow farts wrong! We are doomed! http://nation.com.pk/snippets/30-Sep-2017/methane-from-livestock-underestimated

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On TUSCL, who is the king of what?

I'll start by saying: Papi is the King of song value.

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Wrong time, wrong place for me?

Doing some reading, I saw this. During the Tang Dynasty, Empress Wu Zetian ( only female Empress in China) would make visiting dignitaries "service" her to show her power. I thought I should have been a visiting dignitary back then.…

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How much you spend in a strip club every time ?

I would like to know how much on a average you all spend every time when you visit a strip club. Really want to get an idea. I generally spend somewhere from 150$ to 200$ every time Thanks in advance.

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Detroit Clubs

Looks I'll be making a trip to Detroit. Can anyone give me the lowdown on the clubs, not about the obvious FS extras available, but more about whether very VHM lapdances are available. From what I've seen of the reviews…

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Finish the sentence

You know you've got an ugly stripper when ......

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Fetch

Guy next to me is a make it rain type. Which is fine. No judgment here. God bless him, he looks happy. Girl is an 8. Nothing to get too hard about. Rain man walks up…

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Me and My MILF

My wife and I visit strip clubs fairly regularly. I would just like some opinions on clubs where couples feel comfortable. I don’t need a bunch of dicks rubbing up against my wife.

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Who says Christians are killjoys?

In honor of the upcoming 500th anniversary of the Protestant Reformation (November 1, 1517), I offer this quote from Martin Luther: "He who loves not wine, women and song Remains a fool his whole life long." I hope this will improve…

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NFL and connection with strip club crowds.

Just curious to the mass opinion. I know alot of people are boycotting the NFL and regardless of your thoughts im wondering if this will hurt business in strip clubs. Some are so mad that they claim they wont even…

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Anybody else a fan of Elisha Cuthbert?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0193846/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm https://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images;_ylt=A0LEVzM3cs5Z22IAcxhXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTEyZ3ZydnZvBGNvbG8DYmYxBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDQjQ0ODBfMQRzZWMDc2M-?p=eliga+culberth&fr=mcafee I also loved her in "Old School".

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Parlors in NJ

Does anyone know of any good massage parlors in northern NJ these days, or have they all been raided by now?

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Dayton ohio clubs raided

http://wdtn.com/2017/09/28/agents-raid-three-area-strip-clubs-140-criminal-charges-filed/ The locations being investigated: -The Harem, at 5825 North Dixie Drive -The Living Room at 3830 North Dixie Drive -Sharkey’s at 6028 North Dixie Drive

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St. Paul 2AMer.

ST. PAUL, Minn. (WCCO) — Authorities in St. Paul are investigating the city’s 17th homicide in 2017 after a man was found shot dead in the parking lot of a strip club. Just after 2 a.m. Friday, police were called to…

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Would you be a dirty rat?

http://www.rgj.com/story/news/2017/09/28/secret-strip-club-investigation-cost-reno-nearly-6-000/712534001/ Is $6K enough for you to rat out your fellow mongers? Or how much would you charge to do it?

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Olga De Mar is a lovely nekkid Latvian

Another Latvian-born beauty, this time residing in Italy but appearing here in Playboy Netherlands: http://www.egoallstars.com/2017/09/olga-de-mar-nude-on-a-motorcycle/1413136/7370266 (13 pics) According to her modeling page at http://olgademar.foliodrop.com/pages/about, Olga's measurements are 87-60-90, or, in Amurrican, 34.5 - 23.5 - 35.5. What a hottie!

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Dear Ray Lewis,

STFU Sincerely, Everyone

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P-Nemesis Vs. Jax Stax - Who Is The Best TUSCL Rapper?

Jax Stax - Mixtape 1. Solo Lean https://offtop.co/t/D0bC2GeUnD 2. Ice Slushy https://offtop.co/t/IztitHOfSY 3. Raw Blew Hundo https://offtop.co/t/kYOeETDe8c 4. Strip Club Junkie https://offtop.co/t/bbKW8q9bKh 5. Da One [Lap Dance Slow Jam] https://offtop.co/t/EdpgNVEwkG 6. Blowing Gas [Follies Song]…

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Child Custody Battle

East Rutherford, NJ (AP) A seven-year old boy was at the center of a New Jersey courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten…

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Best club if tyou only ahve one night in Oklahoma City

Probably not th best town looking at reviews and my quick window shopping trip a couple of weeks ago. I will be back in a couple of weeks and able to have one quality evening out. Thinking either Night Trips (which I…

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What the whores feel

Ever wonder of those whore girls that have 15 to 20 men a day in their pussy in establishments like massage parlors , Hong Kong Tijuanas and Deutschland FKKS ,Does every cock in their pussy feel the same to…

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Looks like I am going to go deaf before I die.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/28/hugh-hefner-took-so-much-viagra-he-lost-his-hearing-6962613/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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looking at the end of the road for my clubbing days

This is not a Larry Fishsticks bs fantasy post. I am planning to sell my business and get out of the rat race. There's plenty of acres in the country upstate. We can buy some land, put…

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D-Wade To Cleveland - CLE Now Strong Enough To At Least Challenge Golden State?

This NBA season going to be very interesting. Houston & OKC making the West very interesting. Meanwhile Cleveland looks to cruise to yet another East title. What do you think of the Cleveland, Boston, Oklahoma and Houston off-season acquisitions?