Union Jacks is a jack of all trades

I popped into Union Jack’s on a Saturday night and it was pretty crowded. After you pay a small cover at the door, there is a small stage to the right just as you walk in that next to the bar. The main stage is towards the back of the club. Dancers on both stages dance at the same time, you have your pick. There is an outdoor area with plenty of seating where you can get air or smoke. You can find a lot of the strippers outside and chat them up between dances. The main stage show is always a fun one and you get to interact with the strippers up close and personal.

The booths where the lap dances happen are off to the right and they have curtains that can be drawn for privacy. Prices vary, but most charge $25 per dance. Some tried to fleece me for $40, so be sure to agree to a price before you go in. Thanks to the curtain, you can get relatively high mileage dances from a lot of the strippers. I got a dance from a tall leggy blonde whose name escapes me. I think it was Madison. It was the definitely the highest mileage dance I ever got in Portland.

She definitely put her hands everywhere and let me put my hands wherever I wanted. She even licked my ear. She managed to get me to do 7 songs with her. We only stopped because her turn on stage came up. It was really awesome and I will look to find her the next time I go back. This place overall definitely has the highest mileage dances I’ve gotten in Portland.