Shailynn: 10 Questions

11. I want to be able to travel all over and have the time and money to Club like you! Can you get me a job like yours?

1. Let’s just say I’m in sales but I primarily work with wholesalers. I travel mostly around the Midwest. My company changed its focus over the past few years so I don’t travel nearly as much as I used to but I still get out on the road at least once a month. Sometimes it gets lonely, I’ll travel 5 hours round trip to have a 15 minute conversation, and with emails and txts I rarely talk to anyone on the phone anymore.

2. All time would be Seductions in Niagara Falls Ontario although it’s nothing like it used to be (more on that later). Current favorite would be a toss up between Bourbon Street in Phoenix (hottest girls ever and cheap lapdances) or Flight Club Detroit (extras and nice atmosphere). I like the girls at Penthouse and Coliseum better but I seem to have more backroom fun with less effort at Flight Club.

3. Dream dancer would be mid 20s, very petite (under 5’3”) pale skin, blue eyes, dark brown hair and no tattoos or maybe a small one here or there. Those are rare so I usually go after early to mid 30s milfs as I can hold a conversation with. I can appreciate an older woman that takes care of herself, plus when a milf close to the same age as me says she’s turned on by me I actually believe her.

4. Drinking: Bourbon/whiskey neat or on the rocks, usually Makers Mark, everyone carries it. Rare occasion having a beer, it’s Heineken, Amstel or Stella. Getting drunk? Bartender choice of shots with strippers. Not drinking? Then it’s a Diet Coke or tonic water.

5. So many, some scary. One I remember the best is going to Seductions in Niagara Falls and my second visit. In the back there were these cubicles dividing the booths and as I walk back with my stripper to the last cubicle we walk by all these occupied ones. First stall a dancer was getting a facial from a guy, next stall a dancer was getting DATY by a customer, next stall a dancer was giving a customer a BJ. By the time my dancer and I sat down we were both pretty horny and had lots of fun.

6. Probably the same one(s) that annoys everyone else the most. I do miss LMK and San Jose Gay they were by far the most hillarious ever.

7. They play so many songs these days, who the artists are I have no clue, but they sound like they are specifically made for a strip club. Drake is pretty good at doing that. No matter where I am if I hear “Porn Star Dancing” or “Girls Girls Girls” I immediately dream I’m in a strip club.

8. I have 2 bachelor degrees, one is business related and the other nobody would ever believe me unless you knew me personally.

9. I love to play poker but have played only teo or three times since Labor Day, collect wine and a little whiskey/Bourbon. I play basketball in a rec league (I’m horrible btw).

10. Too personal but JS69 and I are from the same state (not where he lives now but where he is originally from).

11. I think you’d make more money working as a bathroom troll at Penthouse I do!!!!

Who knew bathroom trolls make so much bank and are so popular with the ladies?

Well, since I can’t travel like you, I’ll just have to settle for clubbing in the Detroit area... which isn’t a bad thing (who would have ever thought there was a good thing about living in the Detroit Metro area, right?)

Warhawks, we live in a wonderful state of lakes and forests, crooked politicians and cops, and strippers. What more could we ask for ?

Warhawks, in the United States, because of what happens in VIP, Detroit is one of the best strip club scenes in the country, so yes, you’re very lucky living in the D in that aspect. Without that, then Detroit strip clubs would be the same as Clevelands! Lol