I think she farted on me

27 comments

• NaturalSelection

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  7 years ago

  Didn't some chic piss on you a while back?
• Doces300

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  7 years ago

  It was a queef, your are damn lucky you did not get any of that pussy lol
• wildbourbon

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  7 years ago

  Sounds like Dante's Inferno down there. Good thing you avoided that fire and brimstone.
• ime

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  7 years ago

  Jackie farted on a stripper, you owe crazyjoe a royalty, he patented that.
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  7 years ago

  Six of one... etc., etc.
• chessmaster

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  7 years ago

  Lol
• Uprightcitizen

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  7 years ago

  Every skunk smells his own hole first...
• shailynn

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  7 years ago

  You know if you’d quit feeding these strippers greasy deep fried chackin fangers they wouldn’t be farting. Next time just bring some popcorn.
• ppwh

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  7 years ago

  So, what do you tip for front room flatulence?
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  LAB = Lingering Air Biscuit
• Mate27

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  7 years ago

  lol !
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  LMFAO
• crazyjoe

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  7 years ago

  You owe me big time! Fuck you jackie and thanks ime
• crazyjoe

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  7 years ago

  You liked that air biscuit didnt you juice
• vincemichaels

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  7 years ago

  Fart on her next time. One good fart deserves another. :)
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  LMAO juicebox69 just wishes he had a mason jar to preserve it for smelling later when he is at home jacking off to his stripper.
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  Well she did offer before the fart to sell her panties for $150
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  And yes in my 20+ years of clubbing this makes the third stripper that has farted on me The first two was during a Dance...this last one was at the table talking and snuggling
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  You should have bought the panties. If they had skid marks, she farted.
• Liwet

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  7 years ago

  One girl either left either a shit streak or menses streak on my pants after she sat in my lap. Couldn't figure out which girl did it since I'm pretty popular at the club I go to. I can still see the faded stain in those pants despite it being washed twice.
• Rick999

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  7 years ago

  What kind of shitty places r u guys visiting? :)
• Rick999

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  7 years ago

  Did u ask who cut the mustard?
• Rick999

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  7 years ago

  I think cut the cheese is more common.
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  LMFAO
• MackTruck

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  7 years ago

  She did a MackTruck on you! Lmao
• vincemichaels

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  7 years ago

  Naah, dickbreath, but show up at a meetup. We'll take turns farting and shitting in your fag face. ROTTFLMMMFAO
• MackTruck

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  7 years ago

  Funny shit!