Either that or the dude behind us let one ripped out...I just know I didn't do it...was enjoying a little table talk with this spinner and all of a sudden this toxic egg smell just lingers...funny thing is I go Silent and so does the dancer...she then says she needs to head to the back for a minute.
So did the dude behind us fart and she thought it was me or did she fart on me and get embarrassed ?
It was a queef, your are damn lucky you did not get any of that pussy lol
Sounds like Dante's Inferno down there. Good thing you avoided that fire and brimstone.
Jackie farted on a stripper, you owe crazyjoe a royalty, he patented that.
Six of one... etc., etc.
Lol
Every skunk smells his own hole first...
You know if you’d quit feeding these strippers greasy deep fried chackin fangers they wouldn’t be farting.
Next time just bring some popcorn.
So, what do you tip for front room flatulence?
LAB = Lingering Air Biscuit
lol !
LMFAO
You owe me big time! Fuck you jackie and thanks ime
You liked that air biscuit didnt you juice
Fart on her next time. One good fart deserves another. :)
LMAO juicebox69 just wishes he had a mason jar to preserve it for smelling later when he is at home jacking off to his stripper.
Well she did offer before the fart to sell her panties for $150
And yes in my 20+ years of clubbing this makes the third stripper that has farted on me
The first two was during a Dance...this last one was at the table talking and snuggling
You should have bought the panties. If they had skid marks, she farted.
One girl either left either a shit streak or menses streak on my pants after she sat in my lap. Couldn't figure out which girl did it since I'm pretty popular at the club I go to. I can still see the faded stain in those pants despite it being washed twice.
What kind of shitty places r u guys visiting? :)
Did u ask who cut the mustard?
I think cut the cheese is more common.
LMFAO
She did a MackTruck on you! Lmao
Naah, dickbreath, but show up at a meetup. We'll take turns farting and shitting in your fag face. ROTTFLMMMFAO
Funny shit!
Didn't some chic piss on you a while back?