I think she farted on me
JuiceBox69Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
Either that or the dude behind us let one ripped out...I just know I didn't do it...was enjoying a little table talk with this spinner and all of a sudden this toxic egg smell just lingers...funny thing is I go Silent and so does the dancer...she then says she needs to head to the back for a minute.
So did the dude behind us fart and she thought it was me or did she fart on me and get embarrassed ?
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last commentDidn't some chic piss on you a while back?
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It was a queef, your are damn lucky you did not get any of that pussy lol
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Sounds like Dante's Inferno down there. Good thing you avoided that fire and brimstone.
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Jackie farted on a stripper, you owe crazyjoe a royalty, he patented that.
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Six of one... etc., etc.
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Lol
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Every skunk smells his own hole first...
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You know if you’d quit feeding these strippers greasy deep fried chackin fangers they wouldn’t be farting.
Next time just bring some popcorn.
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So, what do you tip for front room flatulence?
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LAB = Lingering Air Biscuit
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lol !
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LMFAO
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You owe me big time! Fuck you jackie and thanks ime
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You liked that air biscuit didnt you juice
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Fart on her next time. One good fart deserves another. :)
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LMAO juicebox69 just wishes he had a mason jar to preserve it for smelling later when he is at home jacking off to his stripper.
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Well she did offer before the fart to sell her panties for $150
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And yes in my 20+ years of clubbing this makes the third stripper that has farted on me
The first two was during a Dance...this last one was at the table talking and snuggling
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You should have bought the panties. If they had skid marks, she farted.
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One girl either left either a shit streak or menses streak on my pants after she sat in my lap. Couldn't figure out which girl did it since I'm pretty popular at the club I go to. I can still see the faded stain in those pants despite it being washed twice.
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What kind of shitty places r u guys visiting? :)
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Did u ask who cut the mustard?
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I think cut the cheese is more common.
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LMFAO
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She did a MackTruck on you! Lmao
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Naah, dickbreath, but show up at a meetup. We'll take turns farting and shitting in your fag face. ROTTFLMMMFAO
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Funny shit!
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