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I think she farted on me

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JuiceBox69Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads

Either that or the dude behind us let one ripped out...I just know I didn't do it...was enjoying a little table talk with this spinner and all of a sudden this toxic egg smell just lingers...funny thing is I go Silent and so does the dancer...she then says she needs to head to the back for a minute.

So did the dude behind us fart and she thought it was me or did she fart on me and get embarrassed ?

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Doces300

It was a queef, your are damn lucky you did not get any of that pussy lol

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wildbourbon

Sounds like Dante's Inferno down there. Good thing you avoided that fire and brimstone.

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ime

Jackie farted on a stripper, you owe crazyjoe a royalty, he patented that.

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shailynn

You know if you’d quit feeding these strippers greasy deep fried chackin fangers they wouldn’t be farting.

Next time just bring some popcorn.

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ppwh

So, what do you tip for front room flatulence?

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crazyjoe

You owe me big time! Fuck you jackie and thanks ime

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crazyjoe

You liked that air biscuit didnt you juice

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vincemichaels

Fart on her next time. One good fart deserves another. :)

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SirLapdancealot

LMAO juicebox69 just wishes he had a mason jar to preserve it for smelling later when he is at home jacking off to his stripper.

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JuiceBox69

Well she did offer before the fart to sell her panties for $150

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JuiceBox69

And yes in my 20+ years of clubbing this makes the third stripper that has farted on me

The first two was during a Dance...this last one was at the table talking and snuggling

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SirLapdancealot

You should have bought the panties. If they had skid marks, she farted.

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Liwet

One girl either left either a shit streak or menses streak on my pants after she sat in my lap. Couldn't figure out which girl did it since I'm pretty popular at the club I go to. I can still see the faded stain in those pants despite it being washed twice.

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Rick999

What kind of shitty places r u guys visiting? :)

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Rick999

Did u ask who cut the mustard?

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Rick999

I think cut the cheese is more common.

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MackTruck

She did a MackTruck on you! Lmao

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vincemichaels

Naah, dickbreath, but show up at a meetup. We'll take turns farting and shitting in your fag face. ROTTFLMMMFAO

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