I think she farted on me

avatar for JuiceBox69
JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
Either that or the dude behind us let one ripped out...I just know I didn't do it...was enjoying a little table talk with this spinner and all of a sudden this toxic egg smell just lingers...funny thing is I go Silent and so does the dancer...she then says she needs to head to the back for a minute.

So did the dude behind us fart and she thought it was me or did she fart on me and get embarrassed ?

27 comments

Jump to latest
avatar for NaturalSelection
NaturalSelection
7 years ago
Didn't some chic piss on you a while back?
avatar for Doces300
Doces300
7 years ago
It was a queef, your are damn lucky you did not get any of that pussy lol
avatar for wildbourbon
wildbourbon
7 years ago
Sounds like Dante's Inferno down there. Good thing you avoided that fire and brimstone.
avatar for ime
ime
7 years ago
Jackie farted on a stripper, you owe crazyjoe a royalty, he patented that.
avatar for Call.Me.Ishmael
Call.Me.Ishmael
7 years ago
Six of one... etc., etc.
avatar for chessmaster
chessmaster
7 years ago
Lol
avatar for Uprightcitizen
Uprightcitizen
7 years ago
Every skunk smells his own hole first...
avatar for shailynn
shailynn
7 years ago
You know if you’d quit feeding these strippers greasy deep fried chackin fangers they wouldn’t be farting.

Next time just bring some popcorn.
avatar for ppwh
ppwh
7 years ago
So, what do you tip for front room flatulence?
avatar for SirLapdancealot
SirLapdancealot
7 years ago
LAB = Lingering Air Biscuit
avatar for Mate27
Mate27
7 years ago
lol !
avatar for JuiceBox69
JuiceBox69
7 years ago
LMFAO
avatar for crazyjoe
crazyjoe
7 years ago
You owe me big time! Fuck you jackie and thanks ime
avatar for crazyjoe
crazyjoe
7 years ago
You liked that air biscuit didnt you juice
avatar for vincemichaels
vincemichaels
7 years ago
Fart on her next time. One good fart deserves another. :)
avatar for SirLapdancealot
SirLapdancealot
7 years ago
LMAO juicebox69 just wishes he had a mason jar to preserve it for smelling later when he is at home jacking off to his stripper.
avatar for JuiceBox69
JuiceBox69
7 years ago
Well she did offer before the fart to sell her panties for $150
avatar for JuiceBox69
JuiceBox69
7 years ago
And yes in my 20+ years of clubbing this makes the third stripper that has farted on me

The first two was during a Dance...this last one was at the table talking and snuggling
avatar for SirLapdancealot
SirLapdancealot
7 years ago
You should have bought the panties. If they had skid marks, she farted.
avatar for Liwet
Liwet
7 years ago
One girl either left either a shit streak or menses streak on my pants after she sat in my lap. Couldn't figure out which girl did it since I'm pretty popular at the club I go to. I can still see the faded stain in those pants despite it being washed twice.
avatar for Rick999
Rick999
7 years ago
What kind of shitty places r u guys visiting? :)
avatar for Rick999
Rick999
7 years ago
Did u ask who cut the mustard?
avatar for Rick999
Rick999
7 years ago
I think cut the cheese is more common.
avatar for JuiceBox69
JuiceBox69
7 years ago
LMFAO
avatar for MackTruck
MackTruck
7 years ago
She did a MackTruck on you! Lmao
avatar for vincemichaels
vincemichaels
7 years ago
Naah, dickbreath, but show up at a meetup. We'll take turns farting and shitting in your fag face. ROTTFLMMMFAO
avatar for MackTruck
MackTruck
7 years ago
Funny shit!
You must be a member to leave a comment.Join Now