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Macarena at Tilted Kilt

crazyjoe
Colorado
I have not been to the Tilted Kilt for a while now. I am eating a turkey cranberry stuffing mashed potatoes special they have going on today. They have the music playing loud and...

meanwhile, a 300 pound woman and her husband are sitting not far away from me. She orders enough food for about 3 normal guys to eat... I think wow!!! He is getting a few scraps she is giving him while she is pigging out.. fuck!!! Her head is bobbing to the music... shit!!!

Then the macarena song comes on..

https://youtu.be/gwWRjvwlLKg

Fucking hell! She starts doing the macarena dance in her chair...

WTF!

6 comments

  • crazyjoe
    7 years ago
    I am scarred for life
  • chessmaster
    7 years ago
    You should fart and wave it in their direction.

    Did you take a shit at tilted kilt? Better than Mcd's?
  • crazyjoe
    7 years ago
    I should! Good advice chessmaster...

    Noe she must be full because her husband is finishing the meager scraps that are left...

    At least I have a cute Georgia peach for a waitress. Her nice ass is hanging out the bottom of her skirt
  • MackTruck
    7 years ago
    Right. This sounds like a truck stop whorror
  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    You should stuff the turkey
  • vincemichaels
    7 years ago
    You should stuff the fat lady and cook her she could feed everyone at Tilted Kilt for weeks. :)
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