I have not been to the Tilted Kilt for a while now. I am eating a turkey cranberry stuffing mashed potatoes special they have going on today. They have the music playing loud and...
meanwhile, a 300 pound woman and her husband are sitting not far away from me. She orders enough food for about 3 normal guys to eat... I think wow!!! He is getting a few scraps she is giving him while she is pigging out.. fuck!!! Her head is bobbing to the music... shit!!!
Then the macarena song comes on..
Fucking hell! She starts doing the macarena dance in her chair...
WTF!
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I am scarred for life
You should fart and wave it in their direction.
Did you take a shit at tilted kilt? Better than Mcd's?
I should! Good advice chessmaster...
Noe she must be full because her husband is finishing the meager scraps that are left...
At least I have a cute Georgia peach for a waitress. Her nice ass is hanging out the bottom of her skirt
Right. This sounds like a truck stop whorror
You should stuff the turkey
You should stuff the fat lady and cook her she could feed everyone at Tilted Kilt for weeks. :)
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