The Russians are Cumming

Not to trigger anyone, but I am loving the early months of the Trump administration. The reason has nothing to do with politics or policy. It has everything to do with pussy, or at least with an alternative thereto. Whenever I turn on the news I hear a lot about Russians. That naturally causes my mind to drift into fond memories of one of my favorite private room activities with strippers, "Russian." This term is, of course, slang or mongerers code for a type of sexual activity most often associated with my preferred big breasted ladies, good old-fashioned titty fucking. So while little old ladies in middle America are fueling their suspicions of foreign interference in our election, I am smiling at the thought of big soft boobs wrapped around my cock. Before I go to far, I should explain that, yes, I prefer fucking strippers in a more appropriate oriface when such service is available and practical. But I have found in my clubbing career that certain substitutes for full service can have their advantages. First of all, it can often be significantly less expensive to paint the twins than to engage in full-on intercourse. In fact, on at least a few occasions, I have managed to enjoy this delight at no additional cost above the dance or room I was paying for anyway. Second, not always, but on occasion this can lead to me being allowed to, or even encouraged to, cum on her tits. I have not pushed this to an attempt to splash her face. But cumming on her chest is much preferable to cumming in a condom during full service. Third, there have been times when I wanted to finish but the talent level wasn't such that I thought it was worth it to pay for other extras. When I have traveled and gone to clubs that just didn't have the stunners, the second string could handle this just fine. And finally, there don't seem to me to be as many health risks involved in doing this activity uncovered. Again, I am not doing this every time out, not every night, etc. but it is something I have experienced, and like having in my bag of tricks. Here are some examples from my career as a Russian operative: One if my early strip club experiences, and maybe one if the first four or five times I did VIP, was with a thirty-ish brunette with big firm bolt-ons. I tipped her at the stage in a topless club. She asked for a dance in the main room, and rubbed those wonderful enhancements all over my face. When I tried to suck her nipples, she suggested the private room. I was more than game, and enjoyed being fed once the door was closed. While I was enjoying her tits, I got adventurous with my hand, feeling her up ver her bikini bottom, and then slowly sliding under. To my surprise, she reached down, pulled the bottom to the side and slid two of my fingers inside of her. This was my first time experiencing this with a stripper, and she rode my hand to a violent orgasm. After she calmed down a little, she whispered that it was my turn. She opened my pants, wrapped the girls around me and went to town. There was no extra charge, but I did tip her well. On another occasion, at an all-nude club with rampant extras, I upgraded my private couch dance to a room with a locking door. A young black dancer with beautiful breasts and huge nipples sucked on a condom that I happened to be wearing at the time. When I was close to the point of no return, she removed the condom and proceeded to smother my dick with those chest pillows. She told me that she wanted me to cum on her tits, which I was more than happy to do. Again, there was no up barge, even for the covered activity, but there would have been for access to her pussy. I have also had it done over my pants, which is somewhat lame. It has made for nice foreplay in situations that did lead to straight extras. What can I say? I am a breast man. I love a girl who speaks Russian.