I'm going to SHIT on this club...

I decided to go to Norma Jeans Friday night around 11:30pm on November 25, 2017. I had just left a wasted trip at Ebony Inn and decided to drive to B-More. The cover at Norma Jeans was $20. I wish it were $10. It SHOULD be $10! As I enter, I see a bunch of dancers and I see all the familiar faces. I was a little surprised because it was the day after Thanksgiving. I thought it’d be a slow night.

I’m about to shit on this club. So if you LOVE this place, two things: 1.) I think you’re a pathetic loser, 2.) cease reading this review NOW. You’ve been warned…

Some of these girls have amazing booties. I’ll name some: the famous Bambi, the famous Rabbit, an African girl, Sunshine, and another girl whose name I don’t know. I’d dance with ANY of them. Especially the African, Rabbit, and of course Bambi. They have HUGE asses. The types I like. The problem with these shit piss bitches is they are soooooooooooo fucking stuck up. They don’t lap dance and they demand to be tipped and brought drinks for looking cute. Fuck that! But you know who I blame for these stuck up dancer’s predispositions? SOME OF YOU GUYS READING THIS REVIEW! You guys have spoiled these bitches soooooooooo much that they no longer expect to be put to work like a donkey. They expect to just sit at the bar and to be rained on. And the problem is… guys do this shit! Instead of a grimy strip club with guys getting grinding lap dances and struggling not to cum in their underwear, the club is instead one big rap video. Fuck you guys. Dancers shun lap dancing, they demand tips for talking to you, and they have nasty attitudes.