The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Lived up to its Crazy reputation.

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foxsilver
Nov 23, 2017, 5:41 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Was visiting SF for a week and a couple of my friends highly recommended this place. Convenient location right on Mission, so three of us decided to check it out on a Friday evening. There was a $25 entry fee which we felt was a waste as we felt like entering a run down theatre. The stage is old fashioned and pretty small with space only for a couple of dancers. We were surprised to find the place almost empty at around 6 pm. It did help in the sense that the girls walking around the stage almost pounced on us offering a "platinum" dance.

The prices were fixed at $120 for 3 songs - which is definitely expensive. We were all in a good mood and decided to get one each. All the girls were gorgeous and quite chatty, which was great. The private dance areas were standard curtained enclosures - offering decent privacy. We all had a great time as the dances were high mileage and super hot with touching/grabbing/dry humping. My rich friend even went for a second round. Overall, great experience - expensive, but that's totally OK because Cali!

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