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I have been washing my car the wrong way for years now

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Crazyjoe trims her bush

https://youtu.be/_N5-qDS4nw8

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Crazyjoe opens a beer

Beat that mother fuckers https://youtu.be/KZ-slvv_ZT4

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What say you

What do you tell a dancer that asks if you are a cop? I ask them if they are a cop

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

Dark and Cozy hideout in a busy shopping center

10 dancers, 10 waitresses and about 20 customers. Dark and Cozy. Good place to relax. Dancers from 20s to 40s, mostly latina and white, from slim to thick. Seems like something for all tastes. Went…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

here we go again.

So i've been dissapointed in the past here, but since i've taken a hiatus, i decided to venture into this club again. To remind myself of how dumb i am, or to remind myself…

Danny's Cabaret

Jackson, Mississippi

It Ain't the Original Dannys

My first visit since they moved downtown. I had been across the street to Babes before, but the Tuesday special of $10 dances, no cover and twice as many cars in the parking lot…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Best Club in San Diego

The main reason I'm writing this review: Cheetah's has updated their tipwalk policy. In the past dayshift girls would busk not only the tiprail but also the couches on the sides, and some would go…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Cheetahs in the afternoon

In town for CES. Always visit Cheetahs during the afternoon. Good value with $10 dances until 7pm. They published price is 2 for $20, but most girls will do 1 for $10.…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

Saturday night

In town for CES, and had to go to my favorite small club Sams. It has been described as Cheers with tits. Drinks are reasonably priced for a strip club. And the girl's drinks…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Return to Ricks

I hadn't been to Rick's in well over a year, decided to give it another shot. Paid my entry, can't remember if it was 15 or 20 but came with a N/A beverage, 2 stages but…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Trip to WP

Decided to get away from the big screen at home to see what was happening at HSC. There were only 12 cars in the parking lot, so to say the place was dead was certainly…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Good bang for your buck

Showed up at 3pm on a Sunday. The club was surprisingly full. Most of the chairs in the main stage area were occupied when I arrived, as well as the bulk of the seats at…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

Has lots of potential, but where the white women at?

I arrived at 11PM on Saturday and there were about 4 other Patrons there and 6 dancers. By midnight there were 12 dancers and 15 Patrons. I've been to the COI Synn and wanted to…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Best LA Spot on the westside!

Out of all the strip clubs I have been to in LA and Vegas I have to say this is the best one! Its all about the girls, girls, girls here! Some come from a…

Playmates Cabaret

Houston, Texas

A visit at Playmates

I stopped by my usual spot last Monday to kill some time. It was slow as usual with about six girls working, and one or two above average. Less than ten customers in the club…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

It has Gone Way Down Hill for customers

S10 cover Still loud as all hell and now it's more of the wrong kind of clientel thhan before. I saw lots of four and fives. Made my CF who isaubergine a 7 look like…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Afternoon at Cheaters

My first visit to Cheaters last week. The bartender was very busy and it took her several minutes to get to me. She seemed to be in a bad mood too,…

Las Cariñosas

Beaverton, Oregon

Small club but fun nevertheless.

I went here on a weekday during the early evening and it wasn't packed at all. That wasn't bad though since I was able to get the attention I wanted from more dancers. There…

Bobbi's VIP Room

Springfield, Oregon

Average, worth the time if you have it to kill

The dancers here were very friendly with only one being pretty pushy, but she was attractive and flirty as well so it wasn't so bad. Drinks are pretty expensive, dances have low mileage but it…

Bobbi's VIP Room

Springfield, Oregon

Average, worth the time if you have it to kill

The dancers here were very friendly with only one being pretty pushy, but she was attractive and flirty as well so it wasn't so bad. Drinks are pretty expensive, dances have low mileage but it…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Nude Club in Jacksonville

Jacksonville Doll House is an institution. As one of the rare nude clubs in Jacksonville, Doll House has one stage in center of the room with juice bar to the far side from the entrance.…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

Not as bad as the Yelp reviews

It's not as bad as the Yelp reviews said it would be. Judge for yourself. Okay well before going I read up on it a little because it was my friends birthday and she wanted…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Hot Damn

Club is located in a strip mall that is easy to miss. There is parking around back since there is little up front. Don't forget to text the code to get free admission. They Charge…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Nice and unexpected

I went along with 3 other friends to this club on last Saturday night. By the outside atmosphere we felt its very small but thought of giving a try. The first impression about inside environment…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

H8N 1st visit

I was in Detroit on business and hit three different clubs over three nights. After a great experience at H8S the day before, I went on Friday night to Henry's North. This review is…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Very impressed

Cold Friday night in January. Made it about 11pm. Paid cover charge and as a soon as I walked in the place was crowded. Dancers everywhere. No smoke. No time wasted because a dancer approached…

Doll House

Atlanta, Georgia

Dollhouse

Stopped by early on a Saturday evening. After 15 minutes, I was prepared to declare this place totally, literally (more on that in a sec) lame. In the next 15 minutes, however, my…

Nite Life

Lexington, Kentucky

Diamond and Jasmine

So I made a trek up to Camelot East hoping for some nice extras in a $125 VIP dance. Got there about 8PM on a Saturday. They seemed to be changing dancers as…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

My New Favorite

I was bored as there was no NFL games and decided to return to my new favorite. I paid my $10 cover and took a seat on the west wall. Soon a cute…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

Good take out

Got to club a little after they opened. Nothing about the layout of club has changed, just getting a little more rundown. Sat at the bar where you can see both the stage and the…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

BM always is a good time but day shift is the best.

I have been frequenting BM for awhile mostly during the day. Went in on a Thursday night and there were four girls working. Paid the $12 sat down and was offered a drink…

Purple Diamond

Memphis, Tennessee

Gold Club #2

As soon as I walked in to this club, I thought I was at the Gold Club. The furniture, lighting, VIP and even the bar all looked strikingly similar. For second I thought, why would…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

Desperate

I took a buddy of mine out to this spot many years back. Felt out of place as one of the only white guys in there. We went in and was a bit confused on the way…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

Dreams was hot

For the longest time, Jags was the place to be. Dreams came along and took the top spot in El Paso. The club has a main floor, then has a balcony section as their VIP that overlooks…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

Decent for Omaha

Went to this place on a Wednesday night, getting in around 9PM and leaving around 1AM. Cover was $10. Overall, this place was ok. Strip clubbing is something that hugely varies from…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Babysitter service available

Walked in with a buddy after midnight onFriday. Hostess and host/bouncer a register. I gave the hostess a credit card and ID to pay the two $20 covers. She scans the ID…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Gorgeous Women

My last visit was on a Wednesday night, about 7:00. Snowy and cold - very few people. Plenty of dancers, Most are gorgeous, with wonderful bodies, most are 7 to 9's. Going at 7:00 is…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

I may have gotten here a little too early

I may have gotten here a little too early. Cover was $6 on a Saturday evening. There's not much to say because there wasn't anything happening. There were a decent amount of girls working but…

ICON Gentlemen's Club

Timber Pines, Florida

Player's Club by any other name is still Player's Club

Pasco county strip clubs all suffer from the same two major problems----they attract the lowest class of PC residents and the strippers are largely either too fat to be on stage, too old to be…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

What the hell has happened to Brass?

This used to be my home club. I've spent thousands of dollars here over the last 6-7 years, and always had a good time. The crowd was nice and safe---even when the Pagans stopped in…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

nice club

Nice Club, have $1.00 dances, $20 couch dances - always good. $30 dollar private couch dances also good. Lights are way to bright, in your eyes while your getting the dance. Hard to see the…

Desiree Nite Club

Munroe Falls, Ohio

Friday night at Desiree

I've only been to this bar a few times. as stated in other reviews it is a little difficult to find you do have to park in a parking deck and then walk to the…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Bottoms Up bottoms up

I decided to go to bottoms up I had never been there before I typically go to bikinis bars because I like to have a few beers unfortunately Bottoms Up is only a juice bar…

ICON Gentlemen's Club

Timber Pines, Florida

Good Times to be Had

Very enjoyable time on a Saturday afternoon. There were about seven dancers in the rotation- their looks ranged from a 3 to an 8. The dancers were personable and not too pushy. The most popular…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

BAD MEANING BAD!NOT BAD MEANING GOOD!

Thursday night @ around 11PM.Parking Lot was Full.Second time going here,but first time seeing it this crowded.Maybe because of the Storm that was due on Friday night.Walked in paid the fee.Saw three nice Looking girls…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not so entertaining

Another review, been coming here mostly during the day shift, after a long haul cross country on an off day. The girls have actually changed over, there are a few new faces during the…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Don't waste your time

This review is quick and easy, My friends and I were in TJ for 4 days we went to Chicago on Saturday night everywhere is bumping but this place. We came in around 11:30ish so…

Odisea 2001 Showgirls

Tijuana, Baja California

Hit or miss

This place is right next to some great street food and my friend's and I poked our heads in multiple times. In the afternoon there was just a single dancer there not bad looking but…

Las Chavelas

Tijuana, Baja California

Western Club

This place is not your normal strip club, it's more of a western dance club so two thumbs down for that. We go in and a booth and the girls come over some cute some…

Silver City Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

If you can afford it, this is the place to be!

This is a true gentleman's club. Hell, if it weren't for the cave and the pole when you walk in, you'd swear you were just invited to an exclusive party! They have a library that…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

After disappointing visits to Harem House and Babes

After disappointing visits to Harem House and Babes...I hit Dancers. I should've come here first. There had to be at least 35 girls working. All the dancers were VERY young....all shapes and sizes. Paid the…

T. U. Club

Fort Worth, Texas

Nothing changes

Went down to see if they hired any new girls . They seems to come and leave all the time, the young ones that is . The thick girl with the huge tits is always…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Wednesday evening visit to Breathless

Visited this club on Wednesday after 7 PM. It looked decently busy for a wed evening. There were 2 stages with chairs around the stages. Only 1 stage was open initially but soon the other…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Needed a change

So I haven't been to Roadhouse for a while and decided to go back. Paid my 10 to get in to this beautiful girl. Went in and sat down and watched for a few. Dancers…

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

I was nearby the club in evening at 6:30

I was nearby the club in evening at 6:30. I guess thats not a good time to visit. Very soon the day time shift girls left the club and not all the night time girls…

The Diamond Club

Old Forge, Pennsylvania

enjoyable night with the hubby

Great place , friendly staff , ladies are very nice and respectful felt very comfortable being there with my husband , did a few vips as a couple and have to say luscious , Bella…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

Good place for regulars

Most of the day shift dancers seem to wait for their regulars to show up or just walk around offering table dances. I've been there before for 4 or 5 hours without seeing a…

Tennyson Lodge

Bethel Park, Pennsylvania

A Dive Bar with Strippers

Located a few minutes outside of the city, we ended up here late on a Saturday night and I gotta admit, it was pretty fun. Definitely not your typical strip club that you would…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Nice Club in Tempe

Dropped by after an entertaining time at another local club and just before heading to my hotel. Nice club with large stage in middle and a classy vibe. Tipped the doorman $5 on…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

revisit in three month

Went back to this club after three months on a Friday evening. Went in at 8:00PM left at 10:20PM. Less than 10 customers. about 15 dances. Some new faces and saw my favorite again. about…

Spanky's East

Wilson, Pennsylvania

Not really worth it.

I went in on Thursday, January 21, and the following Sunday, January 24. Both visits were made in the evening. Both nights there was a $5 cover charge. This is not the place that…

The Do's and Don't of Dislodging a Stripper from a Regular

THE WRONG WAY TO SEPARATE A DANCER FROM HER REGULAR. It was recently suggested on a board at another site that if the stripper you want to spend time with is being monopolized by a regular, then it would be perfectly okay to walk up to them, politely interrupt their conversation, and let the dancer know that you’d like a dance (or whatever…). I strongly suspect that the guy making this recommendation either never puts a lot of real estate between himself and his keyboard, or he’s just trying to see how many guys he can get into hot water at their local strip club. I see that approach as a great way to stir up some bad blood…

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I'd unplug your life support to charge i phone

What do you think about that ?

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Bigtallbonerboy beyond scared straight

https://youtu.be/vO4FxikbMgE Crying like a bitch

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What do you love?

I love seeing her angelic face, gorgeous eyes looking back at me, smiling, dribbles of my fresh cum on her lips as she swallows and tells me what a big load that was. Then checking our phones (her Twitter…

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NJ 1st Strip Club Tour

If there was a tour that gave you access to five Strip clubs in one night on a party bus with female entertainers and was only $35 for seven hours you can get on and off as much as…

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Shadow cat needed as referee.

2016 ultimate troll off competition. Prize crowning of the King troll. We need shadow to ref this shit. Me(undefeated) vs juice(banned 30 times) vs crazy Joe vs nigolbitty. Who will be the ultimate troll of January 2016? Will it be…

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OT: in the deep south

Bruces is a bar in redneck country. ..and they're playing hip hop. So why the hell do they want to hang niggas from a tree?

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OT: Bloomberg may run

I'd vote for him..

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Would you eat a left over hamburger?

This one beats whatever you have in your fridge https://youtu.be/6rxAXzWDZwQ

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Bitches getting paid

“... It's raining cash for two strippers who have settled their federal lawsuit against a Queens jiggle joint for unpaid wages. Sugardaddy's of Long Island City has agreed to pay a total of $200,000 to Mettanie Tapia and Shauna Kern, both…

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Rimjobs for butterfangers

Yep that's what all will receive if im president.

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Suck my legendary nut sack hugh.

I'm not talking politics but you guys are just lazy fuckers that want free handouts/handjobs. Sorry to say. Lazy fuckers

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Damn – where are the reviews ?

I usually skim over the daily reviews but yesterday there were only 10 published reviews and today just 1 – what gives? Is Founder too busy on an OTC bender?

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Fox News Says Joe Biden Will Run For Pres

I'm not sure where this originated but yesterday I overheard Fox News saying Joe Biden will run. My first thought was Fox News was just throwing a story out to fuck with the Dems, but some other people I mentioned this…

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Branding your business. Serious note.

So if you guys think you are so smart please inform me of your definition of "branding a business" no google. I want creative ideas. Obviously my purple avatar is a good start to selling purple dildos along with my…

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OT : Chess Tournaments Online

Been playing lot's of online chess tournaments to pass my time while playing poker tournaments. In all honest i might be a Grand Master bye next year Danny

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Star whores

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An interesting aspect of clubbing for a while

I've been going to my main club for about 15 months with some breaks. One interesting aspect is seeing the girls bodies change. Seen a couple 18-19 year old girls who were brand new start to slowly put on weight. Girls…

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Pimp'n 4 Props

I only got 8 props and I've been on this forum for a minute. I pimp'n for props so I can get out of bronze level. Calling out @Shailynn and JamesSD personally and everyone else not so personally. Come on…

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How Juice handles the snow....

classic http://v011o.popscreen.com/VmtiSDZLRFVqaEkx_o_fat-guy-snow-dive.jpg

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Strippers Pregnancies

Fckn pssied. I know it's not my life, but it's the 2nd time in six months when I'm really vibing a dancer, and boom, ends up pregnant. What is up? There's a fckn pill for this shit... Rant over...but…

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While most of you are getting snowed on...

People here be wearing shorts and flip flops today.

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OT: Makeup observation

Too many girls nowadays don't look attractive at all without makeup (some of them look hideous). I want a girl that doesn't have to put makeup on all the time to look good. They look good already, but the makeup…

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Little Debbie

Here is breakfast juice http://stuffsouthernpeoplelike.com/tag/little-debbie/

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Debbie does donuts

http://thexfrontrange.com/debbie-duz-donuts-remembering-the-fort-collins-legend/

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This is the first I have heard of this product. Any one tried it?

http://wondererect.com/products/wonder-erect-male-enhancement-chewing-gum

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Flame wars

Do you miss the days of Rickdugan and Dougster's brawls? I do. That was some great entertainment

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Saving Dancers

This is a spinoff from jackslash's thread... Why is it that guys love going and looking at naked women, but they try to talk them out of dancing, saying things like your too smart or pretty for this? A waitress at a…

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Joke for the stormy weekend

I found this a while back and thought I'd share since I found it humourous An older gentleman enters a small pub one day and finds himself a seat at the bar. A good looking blonde smiles at him cheerfully and…

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Fort Wayne 2AMer.

Fort Wayne police are investigating an early morning shooting at a strip club that left a man in critical condition. Investigators said the incident happened about 2 a.m. at Rabbit's Gentleman's Club, 1407 S. Calhoun. Apparently some type of dispute arose…

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Topless waitress at Mortons or Ruth's Chris?

I know they are both chain restaurants but it's undeniable that they have amazing steak. How would you guys feel if that were served by a waitress at minimum dressed like a hooters girl or ultimately in a string bikini.…

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I Was A Stripper, I Didn’t Need To Be ‘Saved’

"But the suggestion that women choose to strip because they are broken, don’t know their worth, or lack self-esteem isn’t entirely correct. I used to be enraged when men would tell me I was “too pretty” or “too smart” to…

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Beautiful Women

I'm surprised that beautiful women don't rule the world. Cause they get everything they want. Case in point. Yesterday I'm taking photos of the DS on the beach. She's dressed. Barely. Local guy comes up and says can…

The X Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Decent Place, A lot of Fun

I went to Club X on a Tuesday evening after a Blue Jackets game with 4 other guys. We were up for some naughty fun and had some money to blow. We decided…

New Club Sun Exotic Dancers

Honolulu, Hawaii

meh

Went to this place on a whim while I was on the islands. Between dodging rats in the alley and insects it was a visit I'd soon like to forget. I decided to…

Tease (Old Listing)

Paterson, New Jersey

Not too shabby

Stopped by here for the first time. I wasn't sure what to expect, as I had never been to any of the places in Paterson - I had no idea these places were here! I walked…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Fun with the teller

So during a recent visit to Miami, I decide to stop by the world famous Tootsie's. Huge place as everyone has said. Plenty of dancers around. This specific review has to do with a specific…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

So so time with a bad ending

The club is located in a decent, middle class part of town. It's in a strip mall that's well lit, there is a restaurant on one side and a post office on the other, with…

Vixens

Fort Myers, Florida

ignored by all

First. They wear pasties here, not topless. Second stop of the night after babes. I knew from experience this club had some moderately attractive dancers and decent value if you got the right…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Thursday Night 1/21

Havent been to Synn in a long while. Checked their website for a RC and figured what the hell, change up the scene. I was expecting the club to be crowded for their stripped thursday…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Hurting

I used to frequent this club quite a bit. The club always had 2-4 girls worth coming in forth with the rest being overweight dogs. But the night I came in it wasn't…

Barbarella

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

Sunday in the fun day

This place is great, as any one who frequent Rio knows. Not a strip club by US standards. But, it's always got a good energy with dance music and friendly girls. You…

Top Hat Lounge

Manitowoc, Wisconsin

It had been a while.

I hadn't been to the Top Hat in a long time but after stopping by Club Michigan I figured anything would be better. When I walked in there were only about four other customers…

Allure

Fort Myers, Florida

nothing to get excited about

Thus was my first stop of the evening, around 9pm. It's a small place so parking fills up fast. There was $10 cover. It's a generally older crowd, which has its…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Nice club

I'm not sure if my memory is bad but I thought the club used to open at 11 AM on Saturday. I drove in recently and found the doors locked and the sign said…

The Men's Club Flint

Flint, Michigan

Back open

I was driving by after a pretty mediocre time at Teasers and saw a sign that said "now open." So, my interest was piqued and I stopped in. I never visited before the fire(s)…

AMOR OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Disappointing

Came in last nite no dancers came and talked to us and the dj was rude AF said in the mic to get the F out if not gonna spend money which we would've if…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Beautiful club

Beautiful club. Three big stages going with separate rooms for other things going on (like comedy shows on weekends, etc) and a pool in the back where the girls are in various skimpy bikinis…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Pleasing time

Just passing by and decided to stop in and check it out. Even though it was Tuesday there were quite a few girls working. Most are not AGRESSIVE in working the room for lap dances,…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Fun afternoon!

I was driving near the club and traffic was bad so I thought I would stop and see some BOOBIES! I like this club because it has a nude LD area upstairs. It…

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

anither good night at Lookers

Lookers is a weird place. Sometimes you can find a knockout 10 and not be able to beat the girls off with a stick, other times it is just an utter depressing waste. TL;DR.…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Drunkn' fun

Had a just the right amount of tequila shots at my local bar and was feeling horny and wanted to see some boobies! Cover was 15% it was packed. They were having…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Another great experience

I Couldn't believe how many new, young, beautiful girls the men's club has hired. Idk if it's due to new college girls coming to town for spring semester or what but these girls definitely delivered.…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Quick Bite to Eat on Sunday Night

Stopped by to check it out for an hour on a Sunday night, and to get something for dinner. Lots of attractive dancers working, and a very small crowd, so it would have been…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Cuba North

Once a very fun club to attend, this club has turned into a Miami club. 99% of the dancers are now from Cuba who speak little to no English whatsoever. Very difficult to even…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

It's good to be back

I grew up in my career traveling the Midwest. Detroit was always one of my favorite locations for the gentlemen's clubs and The Landing Strip was always high on the list. I just…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I'll be back.......

Returned to this club because my previous visit was very nice and liked the mileage in lap dance area. Wanted to test drive more girls and try the VIP on for size. Club is a…

White Lioness

Bangkok, Thailand

the club is closed it is now the Den a freelancer hangout

the club is closed it is now the Den a freelancer hangout

The Mint

Greensboro, North Carolina

Sleepy Club

Save your money and go else where. I remember when this club was jumping I could get hear as early as 7pm and there would be dancers on the stage. 2016 Now the place…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Keep Looking

First strip club I've visited in the Fayetteville area. Mostly white dancers, a couple cute faces. But no knockouts. Seemed like mostly small breasts. Place was surprisingly crowded, but the girls…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

It's been a while

I continue to pop in for a visit to Club Fantasies every couple of months. I'm an older guy and a beer and titties is always worth a Jackson or 2. I didn't see many…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Great time !!!!

Doll House is one of the two nude clubs in Jacksonville. The cover during daytime is 5 while during night is 10 (I am not sure about this). This club has got only one stage…

Executives Den

Cleveland, Ohio

Mediocre

I visited on a Saturday night a few weeks ago, in my ongoing quest to replace Crazy Horse, Bedford. (CH Bedford, for those unaware, lost its place as Cleveland's best combination of gorgeous girls and…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Not impressed

I stopped by the club on Thursday night. Parking fee is $2 and drinks were $7. Not a lot of variety, a couple of black ladies, one white, mostly latin women. Mostly with breast implants.…

PT's Brooklyn

East St. Louis, Illinois

Nothing to write home about

Visited here one evening after going to the bars. Girls are good looking, got a few offers for privates. I didn't take any of them up on the offer, but my buddy did and he…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not bad if you don't mind... most things.

I've been to Signature's at least 6 times, dating back to 18 months ago when it was still The Gold Club. Notably I don't keep going back because I don't enjoy it, but it…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Great Time

Definitely visit this spot. The dancers are on point and are willing to give you a great time. Be respectful though and they'll let you touch their bodies while they dance. It's a great time…

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Feature shows, bottle service, and spectacular talent

Some reviews say the club is small but to me, this is coming from people who haven't utilized VIP dances or the bottle service upstairs - their loss. My husband and I have been to…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Blush

Was in town to catch a Penguins game and hit Rivers Casino. After a few hours at the casino, buddy and I decided to grab an Uber over to Blush, which sits across the river.…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

Bird watching

Oddly, I've lived near Lawrence for 18 years and been a clubber for decades before that, but I had never entered The Bird before today. I don't know why exactly, but maybe it's just that…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

dv coi

One of my favorite clubs. Stage area, lighting, and seating area are generally excellent. Interior seems slightly dated. Good value club. Best waitresses to be found (there is always one or two you wish was…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Finally enjoyed Christies

I stopped in on a Sunday night on a whim. Hiliter has been too busy for me to enjoy the past few times I have been there and it seems all my favorites are…

Red Dog Saloon

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Oldie but goodie

Came here plenty of times. The girls there were decent looking. Some of the girls knew how to work the pole. Cover at the door was priced okay and the beers were also priced okay.…

Exclusive Lingerie Boutique

Rockford, Illinois

Nice place to visit

I've been coming here for a couple of years now and I've only had a bad experience twice. You come in and the girls come out, you take your pick and head back. The girls vary…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

After midnight - 25 to 99

This is one of the finest clubs in Miami. We went around 11 PM on a sunday night, the cover was 10$. It's a full nude club, and they had a special area with ropes…

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Good news for js69 and other mj enthusiasts

Next time you are in Denver you may want to check this out. Denver now has a bus that will drive you around the city while you are smoking your own weed. Somehow the indoor clean air act that effects…

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LeBron - Prick or Prince? Ask David Blatt

Is that the best NBA record to ever get fired? 30 and 11? Will Mark Jackson show up soon? This is turning into a soap opera, and I'm willing to bet Cleveland has no championship at the end of this season

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Hooters

I made a quick visit to the local Hooters for dinner. I love the eye candy, sports and of course their wings. Hooters and other related establishments should be the last places where gender equality should apply. Other than the customers, Hooters should…

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I run a boner factory

Don't forget my occupation

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What do the TUSCL Members do?

Wild Guesses - some people aren't listed because it is common knowledge what they already do (Skibum, JS69, etc) Chessmaster - OTR Truck Driver Motorhead - Engineer Warhawks - Engineer Sharkhunter - Finance Rech - Auto Industry Shadowcat - Retired Timex345 -…

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Fucking liberals

Fuck you if you are a liberal. Nuff said. Trump 2016!!!!!! 8========✊====)

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US investors reacting to the snow this morning

https://mobile.twitter.com/StockTwits/status/690238780175884288/photo/1

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Now I understand why JohnSmith69 spends so much money on strippers.

http://abovethelaw.com/2016/01/back-in-the-race-5-things-lawyers-can-learn-from-strippers-about-sales/

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That has got to hurt!

LARKSVILLE (PA)— Talk about getting screwed. A man who officials say was intoxicated is being treated after putting a nail in a cringe-worthy place in his body. At approximately 5 p.m. on Thursday, police were notified of a medical call on East…

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What would you do if this guy escaped and you saw this guy on the street?

http://m.krdo.com/news/arapahoe-da-disappointed-with-doc-decision-to-move-aurora-theater-shooter-out-of-state/37562658

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Oscars

I love movies. I usually have no interest in watching or even knowing who wins. I think the hub bub about more diversity is amusing. So will participation trophies be handed out now? Make a better movie with a more compelling plot line…

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Crazy joes mom.

So I banged crazy joes mom last night...no cookies this time. I was sad.

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What if Juice talked his friends into joining TUSCL?

A chilling thought......

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The New York stock will sky rocket in 5 months

Watch this video to see how. Start at 40 seconds. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DthWjUo4HTQ

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Tattoo-free porn stars

Who are your favorite tattoo-free porn stars? Abbey Rain is a sexy tattoo-free redhead: www.xvideos.com/profiles/abbey-rain Double brilliant!

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Another "Storm of the Century" to hit the Eastern US...or as we say in Michigan

Just kidding guys. When snow is measured in "feet" not "inches", it's never good. Good luck to all the TUSCL mates in Virginia, Washington DC, Philly, and the region.

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Gordon grecko fucked up

So last night I caught Gordon grecko fucking my mom. I'm gonna kick that fools ass. Anyone wanna help me? I figured we could all pool out money together and short sell his bitch ass company and then put him…

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Tired of watching naked women at strip clubs?

http://windsorstar.com/news/local-news/dwarf-tossing-returns-to-windsor-strip-club

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Cam girls

I checked out the Girls Online Now link from this website. I clicked on a terribly hot Asian woman who I had seen before. She had a male friend in the background who she was talking to while camming. It was a buzzkill.…

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Check out my new avatar of me in Chicago

I painted myself purple for purple pride month

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i also have a giant penis for all you ladies

repeat my dick is huge

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Im new around here

Hey guys I am new to this web page...just trolling for friends.

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Fuck you jackie

Remember when you were saying you were fucking my mana and she made you cookies? And you found out i made the cookies... Then you found out i had all your money... Because i was pimpin my mama?

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Sorry guys.

Sorry for trolling if that's what I was doing. I was trying to seperate the weak from the strong. Obviously people who blocked me are the weak.

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this is depressing

Why are charlotte nc so miss and so hit. Im not even trying to get extras. Ive 400 in my pocket and after 3 clubs i have 360 in my pocket Thoughts? Suggestions? Jeez.

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A funny (but short) story

I'm on a trip with the DS. We are on an organized outing with a few other couples. A married couple, late 50s, keeps looking at us. The woman with disdain and judgment in her eyes, the guy with…

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Trolling for pussies

So basically yall are a bunch of pussies that call me a super troll. Trolling requires someone to be offended by my comments and it is evident that at least three or four of you are offended. Well here is…

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I figured out how to get strippers to love these nuts

Make it fucking rain. Start with 5 sets of 100 $1 bills nicely rolled and held together by a rubber band. BandZ will make her squirt. Dead serious. Bring an umbrella folks. The more bandZ you bring, the more squirtage…

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Avoiding awkward stripper confrontations

How do you find is best to keep you clubbing life separate real life. Even though I am not currently married I like to keep my private life private. The last thing any of us want is a confrontation between a…

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Getting banned from tuscl

Getting banned from tuscl is like getting kicked out of the strip club for wearing breakaway pants, getting a boner, and "accidentally" having it pop through one of the buttoned sections. Just doesn't make sense.

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Karaoke for Indians, Phillipinos, and Asians

So I am a DJ and once in a blue moon some asshole will ask me to do karaoke. These assholes come from other countries such as the ones mentioned in the subject line. Well turns out the joke was…

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Skin colour

Should the colour of a persons skin be taken into account when judging them on their work?

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Hey Gawker!

Looks like somebody trying to compete with you. http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?19493-Ursula-The-Sea-Witch

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Best High Contact VIP Rooms - Orlando

Heading to Orlando soon, any suggestions for the best lappers and FS or close to it in the VIP? I like bimbo types and I'm used to getting lots of extras in the club....

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The Power of Position

I just placed in 10th in a free roll of 2,000 players. I never once looked at my cards. I played on the button the whole game Stacey

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The Buffalo Bills Hire the Firsf Full Time Assistant Coach in the NFL

Just one question...who the hell is gonna bring her husband a beer and a sandwich on Sunday?

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Study: Most Googled job in Georgia? Stripper

Zippia.com — a self-professed “intelligent and personalized career resource” site — recently released the results of a wildly unscientific “study” in which it sleuthed out the job title that residents of each state routinely Googled more than residents of any…

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Rarely seen rap video of Ranukam (aka Clackport)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZHwGnGrm_k :)

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Titty Slapping

Ever fuck a bitch so hard your titties are smacking harder and loader than hers ?

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feeling her energy and smelling her heat

I often love stage tipping. It not only gives me a chance to show off in show clubs but it is a time for me to feel their energy and smell their heat. Often if the energy is low or…

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Seems like Penthouse is still going print

http://money.cnn.com/2016/01/20/media/penthouse-magazine-digital/index.html

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ROI On SC Frequency

I know the conventional wisdom is that the more often you go to a particular club / see a particular dancer the more likely you are to get good service. And I have definitely experienced that. However, sometimes I…

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I'm a dj in a bikin club

I'm a dj and I worked in a few topless places over the last 5 years. I was invited to check out a new bikini club and was hired as their main dj. I'm a very minimal dj I announce…

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SC shower-rooms ?

A recent comment by gmd about a dancer using a towel from the shower-room makes me wonder how common are shower rooms for the dancers in strip-clubs? I mostly go to dives and I get the impression they don't have them…

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Before Papi, there was Robert Crumb..

...Underground comic artist of the 60's and 70's. He liked them thick.... http://img3.douban.com/lpic/s3322214.jpg

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Revolving Topic - OTC

I've partaken/read in the recent "how to" OTC threads, but was wondering do any of you take the gamble and wait for the stripper to initiate the OTC talk? How many visits before you break your silence or move

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Backpage 101

So I had a friend who hired his first back page prostitue about three years ago now and he totally got fucked. Not in the way you would prefer either. So he gets the hooker over and she is like…

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The most you spent on a BJ/FS

Me I spent as low as $5 for BJ and as high as $12. As for actual sex in vagina, I've only spent as high as $50. This includes the $10 for her cigarettes. These hoes sure do something strange…

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Spam the spammers!

Is anyone else as sick and tired of these Indian spam moving ads as I am? I'm trying to think of a way to bomb these jerks' emails until they stop it. Unfortunately, the only thing I can…

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Question for those of you that have been to Miami!

Do girls actually dress like this on the beach? www.egotastic.com/2015/11/rachel-sanders-asstastic-white-slingshot-bikini-in-miami/ If they do, is it only the hot one? If the answers are "yes" and "yes" I say "brilliant, I need to move to Miami!" :)

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Best pants for LDK in winter

Jeans Sweat pants Dress pants

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Molly for BJs

So I like to live life on the edge and I recently brought a little Molly to a local bar. Word got out that I had it and literally 25-30 people girls and goes kept coming up to me and…

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New Hurley/Quicksilver Shorts

Was at my local sporting goods store and they finally did it. They finally made shorts paper thin (with zippers on the sides to protect the dinero) from afar look like cool regular cargo shorts that a hipster…

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Temper, temper

With the passing of my relationship with my ATF I've been sniffing around other options for regular company and thought I'd found the perfect candidate. She's as hot as I can handle, is far from a pushover, while not her…

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Bikini Club platinum puss

Went to bikini club to meet a possible new CF candidate. She was busy but as soon as I hit the chair was approached. Now the original girl I new is always a guaranteed good time,…

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Turn about is fair play - Gay Men Touch a Vagina for the first time

And the results are pretty much what you'd expect - some hissy squealing and general dismay. But ultimately it wasn't too traumatic for them. http://www.someecards.com/love/sex/gay-men-touch-vaginas/

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Regarding the NFL Championship games...

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12552993_967578570002470_5906588297526272639_n.jpg?oh=d928986cbd12084fc289516204007bcc&oe=56FC8A06

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What my DS would look like....

That's right, a hot blonde......yes or no http://content.coedcherry.com/love-gisele/213/13.jpg

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Bitcoins

Maybe this really did in the Dougster...sounds like Bitcoin is done. The website that exchanged bitcouns for currency shut down while $365M in Bitcoins still out there vanished. I personally never invested in Bitcoin. I personally invested that money in lap dances.…

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What is the best age for an OTC stripper?

Whats the best age for an OTC girl in your opinion? I'm thinking about 22-23. !. She is still in her physical prime, which is obviously important if your paying her for sex, 2 She is old enough that…

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Offeror Remorse

So she sat down next to you and she is sweet and cute, so you offer to buy her a drink. She says yes, but then she is called up to the stage, but she says she will gladly accept…

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Rio 2016

2016 is here and it's an Olympic year. Fastest LDK time. Should it be a sport ?

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Dancer Search in Philadelphia

Came across a dancer name "Philly Billy" (Instagram: iluvphillybilly) and was wondering if she might be a house dancer somewhere in Philadelphia... Anyone know where I might be able to find her? Thanks!

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Scores Stripper Seduced HBO Exec Into Giving Her His Savings

"Veronica Beckham, 31, is accused of using her talents as an X-rated entertainer to coerce Micky Liu into making her the beneficiary of his brokerage accounts, a retirement plan and a life insurance policy." I don't think a stripper would take…