Without going into too many details, I just spent last week with friends in Vegas. Majority of the group is broke, some have money. The broke ones were the ones that acted the most out of hand.
Maybe I am naive, but I am shocked at how stupid their strip club etiquette is, and I imagine they weren't the only ones acting stupid that night as well.
Examples:
Who the fuck tries to negotiate a lapdance price in Las Vegas?
Count your fucking songs. I have never once been ripped off on song count in Vegas, because I have a simple method to count songs.
Don't sit somewhere you're not supposed to and get mad when you're asked to move.
In general, I am kind of appalled my friends treated strippers like this, is this something you've experienced when taking your amateur friends into a club?
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last commentI never take amateur friends to a club in part because I'm sure it would be incredibly frustrating just as it was for you. I prefer to hang out with tusclers who know what they're doing. That way I don't have to teach them how to act at a strip club and we can focus on important things instead like looking at my pics of my DS.
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I haven’t clubbed w/ friends too much and it’s been a while since I have; for the most-part IME they tend to just look and not spend much.
But what you describe is why nowadays I often avoid SCs on Fr and Sat nights or on holidays when the club is full of amateurs acting like dicks.
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Yes, I prefer to just club alone. You're lucky you didn't get a 'Debbie Downer' in the group. Ugh.
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I never heard of haggling for a lapdance. That's cringeworthy.
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I recall about a year ago I went to Tootsies on a Fr night – I normally sit on the right edge of the main-stage; not at the rail; but a table back.
On this night it seemed like a group of 15 or so 20-somethings that knew each other showed up together at the club and they took the entire right side of the stage’s rail and some tables on that side behind the rail – I did not last 15 minutes sitting there b/f I had to move – the 20-somethings were high-fiving each other every 5-minutes and standing-up in front of sitting custies completely blocking the view of the stage – I fucking felt like smacking them.
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I agree...I've seem way to many groups of amateur clubbers and their disrespect and poor strip club etiquette
I club alone unless I meet up with fellow tusclers.
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Nothing wrong per se with negotiating lap dance prices if the club doesn't have a set price. But obviously Vegas clubs aren't those kind of places.
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"... Who the fuck tries to negotiate a lapdance price in Las Vegas ..."
Some people will negotiate for everything:
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Ha. Chris Rock is the best.
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The last time I clubbed with a group of friends was the LAST TIME that I clubbed with a group of friends. Their behavior was so over the top stupid that I was too embarrassed to show my face in that club for a few months.
And some people wonder why so many of us prefer to club alone......
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Papi when I saw your link the first thing that came to my mind was "how much for an order of ribs? " I was laughing so hard when that was the link.
I know that routine by heart.
Here are some more Chris rock scenes from In Living Color as Cheap Pete
At the convince store
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At the carnival
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On a date
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Two Flags Over Compton. Funny.
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"... Who the fuck tries to negotiate a lapdance price in Las Vegas ..."
"Some people will negotiate for everything"
I am standing in line in McDs, a guy is negotiating the prices at McDs.
"Do you have a special? What if I want fries with that? How about the burger, the drink and the fries? Cut the fries, just the burger and the drink, what can you do for me? Hmmm, chicken, you go that? Can you help a friend, I want the chicken, the burger, and drink, how much? Nahhh, just the chicken and the drink. Can you do it for $5? We bros, Ill pay you $3 now, and $2 later, I swear on my mother."
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^ LOL - I believe it :)
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I thought I was being anti social - since I prefer to club alone too. The times I've gone with friends haven't gone so well. One buddy tries to act like "the man" and he pisses too much money away on drinks for dancers and the group. It's like a show of power - but in my opinion - it comes off as a stupid waste of money.
Of course - I also have buddies who are cheap - and who lament over which dancer gets a dollar - and that makes me cringe - and want to disassociate myself from them.
So - yes - I club alone!
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For the love of god!!!!
I was sitting there getting some serious lapdances from a doppelganger of Kate Upton (seriously) and one of my friends interrupts and says "this stripper is demanding $300 from Joe." I turn around and said "he's on his own." First off I've never had a stripper "demand" $300 from me ever. I don't know the entire story or care (because I know I'll never hear the true story) but it went something like she did lapdances and demanded $500, then $300 and settled for $200.
I strip club, to some a lot. I guess it's no different than me going to a golf course, because I don't golf. My friends watching me golf for that once every two years outing are probably thinking "what the fuck is shailynn doing on this golf course?" Just like I think of them in the strip club.
I think the most annoying thing is the general lack of respect my buddies showed these girls. Yeah they were drunk, and so was I, but still just because a girl is shaking her tits at you is no excuse to disrespect her. But then again on the entire ride to the strip club I'm telling my friends "you're not going to get a BJ, you're not going to get a BJ, you're not going to get a BJ," but they didn't hear any of that shit!
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I SC with buddies most of the time, as I've written about many times. In fact I'm convinced no one would voluntarily strip club alone, if they could SC with guys who were just as into it as they were. That, of course, is the problem -- not many people are lucky enough to have other hardcore PLs in their lives . SCing with amateurs can definitely be excruciating... as a group, strippers definitely have the worst customers in the sex industry, even if we TUSCL customers are awesome, we're well outnumbered :)
When we get a new guy to our SC crew, we give him an entire tutorial on expected behavior on the ride up, and he's got a group of PLs sitting around him who he can emulate. Very different from SCing with a "this is our once-every-couple-of-years Boys Night Out" kinda crew.
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"I think the most annoying thing is the general lack of respect my buddies showed these girls. Yeah they were drunk, and so was I, but still just because a girl is shaking her tits at you is no excuse to disrespect her. But then again on the entire ride to the strip club I'm telling my friends "you're not going to get a BJ, you're not going to get a BJ, you're not going to get a BJ," but they didn't hear any of that shit!"
I dont collect such acquaintances. If I did say "you're not going to get a BJ" the convo would go "I am gonna get a BJ, you gonna be dropped at off at the gay club for a dick up your ass". At that point my "friends" get a knuckle sandwich and later deleted from my phone. Any man who doesn't own a SC or a porn company and posts daily pics of tits and ass on his FB isnt someone I will get along with for more than a minute.
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The problem would be my friends would likely be interested in the same girls I am.
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Definitely prefer by myself. Probably because I'm experienced with the scene and like rolling with my routine myself.
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In the last 20 years or so, I have only once clubbed with a person that was not an experienced member of TUSCL. It was my son in his early 20's and he embarrassed the hell out of me.
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Vegas brings out the worst in some people and I don't mean just at strip clubs. I'm very particular about who I'll go to Vegas with.
I don't strip club with groups very often but I can't think of a time anyone really embarrassed me, but I treat it as different than when I'm alone.
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I don't even think I would club at Vegas. Especially knowing that we have some of the same girls here who work part time there in the tourist months.
The couple bachelor parties I went to clubs at before I started going seriously by myself we probably acted like drunken asses. Respectful, cheap drunken asses. I can't really remember to be honest. Beer!
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The one time I went with a group I was a newbie so it didn't matter, but recently took a coworker, fuck Yes he embarrassed me, mostly because of his cheap behavior. Anyhow I agree with Subra it's great to go with someone who knows how to club...otherwise I'd rather go alone
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I club alone with nobody else:
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I try to avoid SCing in a group (meaning 3 or more people) and haven't done that for years. My two friends I will go with will at least act proper for a SC. My one friend may not enjoy the club we're in (it's almost a guarantee), but he doesn't do anything embarrassing and only really complains once we are in the car.
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All my friends are 20 something with kids or can't afford it.
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I haven't personally had this issue, but I have seen it. One remember-able time was these boys came in and it was obvious that one of them has never gone to a strip club. Well the older boys told him not to tip girls and basically to talk to them disrespectful and this and that. (I did not like them and they were pointing that boy the wrong direction) I got a chance to talk with him separately for a few minutes and felt pretty bad for him cause he was real sweet and innocent seeming. His buddies were the rude ones and he would have been able to have a much better time with out them around.
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What are these "friends" of which you speak?
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