Clubbing with Your Friends
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Without going into too many details, I just spent last week with friends in Vegas. Majority of the group is broke, some have money. The broke ones were the ones that acted the most out of hand.
Maybe I am naive, but I am shocked at how stupid their strip club etiquette is, and I imagine they weren't the only ones acting stupid that night as well.
Examples:
Who the fuck tries to negotiate a lapdance price in Las Vegas?
Count your fucking songs. I have never once been ripped off on song count in Vegas, because I have a simple method to count songs.
Don't sit somewhere you're not supposed to and get mad when you're asked to move.
In general, I am kind of appalled my friends treated strippers like this, is this something you've experienced when taking your amateur friends into a club?
Maybe I am naive, but I am shocked at how stupid their strip club etiquette is, and I imagine they weren't the only ones acting stupid that night as well.
Examples:
Who the fuck tries to negotiate a lapdance price in Las Vegas?
Count your fucking songs. I have never once been ripped off on song count in Vegas, because I have a simple method to count songs.
Don't sit somewhere you're not supposed to and get mad when you're asked to move.
In general, I am kind of appalled my friends treated strippers like this, is this something you've experienced when taking your amateur friends into a club?
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But what you describe is why nowadays I often avoid SCs on Fr and Sat nights or on holidays when the club is full of amateurs acting like dicks.
On this night it seemed like a group of 15 or so 20-somethings that knew each other showed up together at the club and they took the entire right side of the stage’s rail and some tables on that side behind the rail – I did not last 15 minutes sitting there b/f I had to move – the 20-somethings were high-fiving each other every 5-minutes and standing-up in front of sitting custies completely blocking the view of the stage – I fucking felt like smacking them.
I club alone unless I meet up with fellow tusclers.
Some people will negotiate for everything:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Cnpndy7…
And some people wonder why so many of us prefer to club alone......
I know that routine by heart.
Here are some more Chris rock scenes from In Living Color as Cheap Pete
At the convince store
https://youtu.be/1JhmjqGuytk
At the carnival
https://youtu.be/wxXQQgDlYJA
On a date
https://youtu.be/t6-unEeSK3c
"Some people will negotiate for everything"
I am standing in line in McDs, a guy is negotiating the prices at McDs.
"Do you have a special? What if I want fries with that? How about the burger, the drink and the fries? Cut the fries, just the burger and the drink, what can you do for me? Hmmm, chicken, you go that? Can you help a friend, I want the chicken, the burger, and drink, how much? Nahhh, just the chicken and the drink. Can you do it for $5? We bros, Ill pay you $3 now, and $2 later, I swear on my mother."
Of course - I also have buddies who are cheap - and who lament over which dancer gets a dollar - and that makes me cringe - and want to disassociate myself from them.
So - yes - I club alone!
I was sitting there getting some serious lapdances from a doppelganger of Kate Upton (seriously) and one of my friends interrupts and says "this stripper is demanding $300 from Joe." I turn around and said "he's on his own." First off I've never had a stripper "demand" $300 from me ever. I don't know the entire story or care (because I know I'll never hear the true story) but it went something like she did lapdances and demanded $500, then $300 and settled for $200.
I strip club, to some a lot. I guess it's no different than me going to a golf course, because I don't golf. My friends watching me golf for that once every two years outing are probably thinking "what the fuck is shailynn doing on this golf course?" Just like I think of them in the strip club.
I think the most annoying thing is the general lack of respect my buddies showed these girls. Yeah they were drunk, and so was I, but still just because a girl is shaking her tits at you is no excuse to disrespect her. But then again on the entire ride to the strip club I'm telling my friends "you're not going to get a BJ, you're not going to get a BJ, you're not going to get a BJ," but they didn't hear any of that shit!
When we get a new guy to our SC crew, we give him an entire tutorial on expected behavior on the ride up, and he's got a group of PLs sitting around him who he can emulate. Very different from SCing with a "this is our once-every-couple-of-years Boys Night Out" kinda crew.
I dont collect such acquaintances. If I did say "you're not going to get a BJ" the convo would go "I am gonna get a BJ, you gonna be dropped at off at the gay club for a dick up your ass". At that point my "friends" get a knuckle sandwich and later deleted from my phone. Any man who doesn't own a SC or a porn company and posts daily pics of tits and ass on his FB isnt someone I will get along with for more than a minute.
I don't strip club with groups very often but I can't think of a time anyone really embarrassed me, but I treat it as different than when I'm alone.
The couple bachelor parties I went to clubs at before I started going seriously by myself we probably acted like drunken asses. Respectful, cheap drunken asses. I can't really remember to be honest. Beer!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpzqQst-…