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ricktheturtle
An African turtle, originally from Zanzibar, heading straight for the white women...
It has just been revealed to me that I am eligible for provisional membership in the Council of Rick's and 10% off on suits from Rick's Warehouse. Since I really want to learn how to pay hairless ape hookers for sex my new vulture friend told me to come here and ask. Do any of you know hot hairless ape strippers that like to do it turtlestyle?
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How is he doing now? Is he still cleaning up the wreckage from that boom of 2015?
Is he enjoying some of the local women? Bringing them home with him to spend more time?
SJG
And if he doesn't come out of his shell, there won't be any turtle soup......
He was walking right tortoise.
Or is it Roar?
I get my Ricks mixed up it seems.
Almost as bad as keeping track of Juice aliases.
I always wondered why your buddy rickthevulture didn't take your remains away. I successfully dodged the rotting corpse for days. I think Rickthevulture didn't care.
Do RickTheTurtle and RickTheVulture want to come to my next Feeding Christians To Lions event? You guys can help, along with some local crows, in the clean up.
And then how about RickTheLion, is he ready to join us yet?
SJG
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