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There but by the grace of God!

Ever get the feeling that this creepy guy would be an obsessive TUSCL poster if he hadn't lucked out and landed a pervert fashion photographer? http://dlisted.com/2016/01/12/so-uncle-terry-had-a-baby-shower/ I wish my job was perverted fashion photographer! I'm eminently qualified! I'd be ace! ;)

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BDSM Clubs

So I was browsing Eros and ventured into the BDSM realm where I came across ads for a local BDSM club. While being dominated is not something I'm interested in at all, this club does have the option of hiring…

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Seoul South Korea Hooker Hill

Guys anybody been to this red light district ? I also hear there are even Amsterdam style window girls in different parts of the city available for sex that is interesting ,if anyone can confirm ? has anyone tried those…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

I worked at this club and can recommend it to both dancers and customers

I worked at this club and can recommend it to both dancers and customers. They have high hiring standards, girls are all young, thin and gorgeous, almost no dancers with tattoos. They also have a…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

1320 Multiple Visits

This visit covers two visits to 1320, one on a Friday and one on a Thursday, both afternoon visits. I parked in the huge shopping center parking lot both times, never more than a 50 yard…

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, Florida

Hot dancers but not economically friendly

I've been to the club few times in the past you can park across the street in the hotel's parking lot. The entrance is 5 bucks around 7. If they have more than…

Red Lips Showgirls

Stanton, California

Red Lipz

Went by this club with some friends and had a decent time. The place is interesting as they have green lighting instead of the usual red. It is nude dances on stage and…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

spearmint

After visiting Sapphire, I visited the spearmint rhino for my next strip club visit while I was in Vegas. For starters, I went sometime at like 4am after visiting hakassan dance club with my friends.…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

DH Jan 2016

It has been a while since I reviewed Doll House. The original Doll House used to be one of my favorites in Jacksonville. Sure it was a rundown place, but it had privacy for VIP…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Making the rounds

On a little bit of a kick and wanted to try out another non-Deja Vu club and was curious since it seems to be a sponsored club on the site. Swung by on a Saturday…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

Not bad

This club has stayed pretty consistent over the years. Of course, I miss the days of no cover charge but the current cover is not too bad. For the most part, the girls are pretty…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

First visit to PW in months

I heard the champagne girl was let go due to lack of business so I wanted to visit her before she left. This tells me how mismanaged the club is and how poorly they're…

Pink 301

Orangeburg, South Carolina

Made a visit during the holidays

Visited on a Monday during the holidays. Got here right at opening at 9 AM and was greeted by 2 AA girls, one short and very pretty and the other tall and average.…

Down In Texas Saloon

Austin, Texas

As friendly a Saloon as you will ever visit

I visited Monday evening around 7:30 – plenty of safe parking and discrete access (no walk of shame), $5 cover. Very friendly, attractive, attentive waitress came over within minutes. Beer $3.50, taquilla shot…

Dames n' Games

Los Angeles, California

Great place to go with friends to grab a drink and a bite to eat

This is the first "strip club" I ever visited . Now that I am more experienced in the field I can safely say this is not a real strip club . The women can range…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A chill time.....

Stopped in yesterday late afternoon. Same 3 girls. Just had a couple drinks with my old friend, but good news, on the 4 PM shift, there was a sexy WOC who came in, got dressed…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Saturday afternoon

Returned to if after a long hiatus of too much work and not enough fun. Had tried a couple of the o town clubs and I don't know why I waste my money there.…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Return to Chicas Locas .. remains a great option.

After about 6 months from my last review, I went back to Chicas Locas to check it out in the later afternoon on a Sunday. Club was buzzing despite the early hour, with lots…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Fun Time

Stopped by for the first time Saturday night around 9:00. Was surprised and the number of girls, must have been 15-20 with a good mix of mostly white, 1-2 blacks and even an asian…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

Mileage is the key!

In short, this is quickly becoming my favorite club. What has been said n other reviews is accurate..... Yes bad neighborhood, safe parking though, etc. I have never had to pay a cover upon…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Croydon, England

Was out with a few friends. Wanted to see some hot chicks to finish off a good night out. Figured this club would be worth a shot, since Hustler is world reknown, boy were we wrong

This club is in a pretty open location in the shopping centre, not anonymous at all! opposite KFC Charged 10 pounds entrance fee. We went in and the club looked pretty grand, not the usual…

Rainbow Sports Bar

Spitalfields, England

Titty bar near liverpool street station in london, very moody looking front, with unfriendly bouncers, 5 pounds entrance fee

Have been to this bar many times from work in the past and decided as i was meeting some old friends we take a trip down memory lane Paid our cover and went to the bar.…

Sharky's Lounge

Dayton, Ohio

afternoon visit

stopped in for a cheap beer during happy hour and see if things are getting better here, the dancers were just average looking , and the place hasn't changed, no door fee during…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

More of the usual

Stopped in Penthouse on Friday afternoon for some lunch and was hoping a dancer friend of mine was working, unfortunately she wasn’t. Penthouse is the classiest of the clubs in the metro east area. It…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Not bad

Was driving through Milwaukee and heard there was a feature dancer on the radio. Stopped by around 11 PM and this place was dead. Dancers outnumbered patrons almost 2 to 1. I sat down at…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

So-so

Stopped in Hollywood on Friday afternoon after not being there for a long time. The club looked the same. It’s a clean, upscale strip club, whereas Penthouse is an upscale Gentleman’s club. They still have…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Place isn't what it used to be

Arrived 8 pm or so, $10 cover. I'm used to a pretty door girl, not here. Security guy, surfing Facebook, takes my cover. I head in and not many patrons at the bar. I wait.…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Slow day

Had some free time during the day, and decided to give this place a try, as it was walking distance. No cover, early afternoon. Very spacious, one of the largest clubs I've seen.…

Blue Flame Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Da Flame!

Blue Flame or as the locals call it 'Da Flame' is tucked away off a busy street located right next to a package store and across the street from a Presto truck stop. On busy…

Venus Room

Dallas, Texas

Not worth the effort

After reading some reviews I thought it sounded interesting and would be a different experience than the usual strip club. I went around 8:30 on a Monday night and they only had two dancers…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Bandaid Visit

I arrived around 7 in the evening. I paid my $5 entry fee and I was padded down. One thing I noticed is they were not taking pictures of IDs anymore. I had been concerned…

Bobbi's VIP Room

Springfield, Oregon

Not Bad

One of the nicer clubs in Oregon. I guess this is a place you can put on your list if you're out with some peeps strip-club hopping. Its not a great place by any…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New York, New York

NEVER AGAIN...

never ever again will i step into this or another club in manhattan ever again. the only positive thing that i can write about this place is that it's the best one in all of…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Welcome to the changing booths

Johnny A's would be a solid no-frills locals' bar without the gogo dancers. It's the usual NJ dollar parade, so a seat at the bar ends up costing plenty over the course of an evening. Of…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Back to the Blue on a Monday

Had some time off work and decided to visit my favorite club on a Monday evening. The club was same as from my previous visit. The bar in the center as you enter and then…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

good time at the Oasis

decided to stop by on way out of town. free parking. club is large with high ceilings so not too smoky. about 20 patrons scattered around the room. high tables around perimeter…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Not as hot as I hoped..

I've been hearing about this club for years. We finally did a guys golf trip to Tampa with the hopes of making this our first stop. The club was nice, smaller than I expected. The…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Quick visit but good time

So I was driving to Detroit on a Wednesday night and was by the airport around midnight so decided to look up a club online and found this one was close and had decent reviews.…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Not what it used to be...

Went to OG a couple months back. Had been here several times before, all were mostly great experiences. I had read about ownership/management changes within the past year, but did not let that deter us…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Hadn't been to the Pennsport in about a year but was going to a hockey game and wanted to have a few beers

Hadn't been to the Pennsport in about a year but was going to a hockey game and wanted to have a few beers. We got there around 4 and as mentioned here there are 3…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

It's been a long time

Have not been to Rio in years. I was not expecting much, but was pleasantly surprised. Very nice layout. About 10 girls, with a very nice assortment of ethnicity and shapes.…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

Good Girls, Fun Time

I had a good time. The girls there that night were hot, mostly. Some had some impressive pole talent. Frequency of stage dances was a bit low, but it was a slower night. Off stage,…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Came here on a Sunday night after the Majerle's had closed in Old Town

Came here on a Sunday night after the Majerle's had closed in Old Town. Was hoping there would be some talent, but was surprised to see a lack of it. Had to pay $40 for…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

It's been a minute

Dropped in with the crew at 8:30 pm on a Sunday and had not been here in a minute. Some things have changed and some things are still the same. Talia (Nice proportioned 7.5…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Best Club In RI

Desire is still one of my favorite clubs to visit when I'm in RI. The girls come from a wide range so there's a little bit of something for everyone to enjoy base on…

Kingdom

Montréal, Quebec

Growing On Me

Kingdom is by far probably the nicest strip club in Montreal that I've been to based on appearance. They have a HUGE stage and it offers plenty of seating on the side of the…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

If you like hot college-aged girl next door types that are "open minded" then Club Desire is the jackpot

If you like hot college-aged girl next door types that are "open minded" then Club Desire is the jackpot. Over the past couple of months this place has picked up some smokin' hot new talent…

Airport Lounge

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Much better than reviewed

I was in on Friday the 15th. It had been about 15 years since i had been here but after a few at the bar next door i was feeling like what could i…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Thursday Night at The Road House

My second visit to this club, pressed the bell outside and was buzzed in. Paid my $10 entrance to the girl behind the bar (who was the best looking girl in the club by far!)…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Happy first visit

Finally decided to visit Pandora's. I was pleasantly surprised with the dancer quality; many more lean young hotties than I was expecting. A tall super cute blond - Monica - approached me soon after I…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Back Again

I heard that the club had tightened up recently, but it was still the same old high mileage Inner Room. Dancers still fairly average with a few 8s thrown in. A nice rainbow of…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Like any other block club

Went there late on Saturday night... It's usual setup. Narrow long place, with bar on one side and stage with pole behind it. And a small not so private lap dance area with couple couches…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Night out in Charlotte

I was on business one week in Charlotte and decided to try this place out. It was on veteran's day back in November. The club was pretty busy and the seats facing the main stage…

Red Rose Gentlemen's Club

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Easiest the best club in the listings for Ft Walton Beach

This is the last of my reviews of the surrounding clubs in the Fort Walton Beach area. In the week I was in the area I stopped here on Tuesday and also again on Thursday…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Great mileage in Indy

First time to PT's and had a great time there for a couple of hours. The "roster" on shift wasn't necessarily knockouts but they were all VERY friendly and fun. Not pushy at all about…

Jill's Lounge And Gentlemens Club

Valley Grove, West Virginia

Don't Bother Until the Evening

I was driving through Wheeling and I decided to check out Jill's. Parked at the top (fortunately) and went in to check it out. One dancer, a barmaid, and a 'bouncer/server' were on staff. The…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

BML

Stopped by here after a disappointing visit at another club. Its been quite awhile since I've been to BML. But I saw the same usual suspects along with some new girls who I had a…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Tepid Afternoon Improves

I arrived 45 minutes after the club opened to find 4 dancers and 3 customers. The line up for the Afternoon was Jamie, Kimora, Tatiana, and Bianca. With such a small amount of customers most…

Too Much Temptation Gentlemen's Club

Gary, Indiana

Worst night I've had here

I've been coming to Temptations since it was called Black Cherries. This was probably the worst experience I've had here. Someone was having a birthday party so it was more crowded than normal. I…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Can't wait to keep coming back!

This is the first strip club I've ever been to back in May 2015 and since then, I've been back at least 8 times and keep waiting for the next time to come. Even from…

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My hobby

Love them little guys! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/earth/12101783/Animal-pictures-of-the-week-15-January-2016.html?frame=3547381

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Holy Hail Marys

I can't believe the end of this Packers-Cardinals game

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Why it pays to have several favorite dancers.

I went to my favorite club today and found out that another one is in jail. That makes 3 of my top 6 are in the slammer. 2 are on 90 day sentences. The latest hasn't been sentenced yet. Boy…

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Shake up NE PA

The long anticipated opening of Teasers has finally arrived. Stopped by last night, so/so. Hopefully my review is up soon. Word has it old Superdads will open up on Jan,23rd. Leased by no other then good ole Sal from…

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Question about food and beverave industry employees, and dancers too

I have noticed that it seems like in resturants with bars, bar bars and strip clubs employees sometimes come back as clients also. Of the places i am a regular at it seems that i see waitresses sitting at the…

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Going to a bikini club actually ended well for me

My "favorite" stripper, ironically, doesn't actually strip any more. She alternates between doing nothing, living off what I pay her for otc, and occasionally works at a "bikini" club/bar. I was bored last night because I hadn't arranged any action,…

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Update: 1st place for dumbest move

Last night I told TUSCL that I was participating in a wet t shirt contest and I won!! There were only 6 other girls so not major comp but it was pretty exciting:-) However, following my triumph I had to…

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Wtf ?

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Investing into your Stripper

Every now and then i will take time out to reflect on my past glories and prophecy into my future conquest. I've learned that it truly pays off to invest into the current stripper you seek to play with. It seams…

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Places to go to

I need ideas asap of where to move to to go make cash. Things went south and now I'm out and need to find a new place to go to so ideas welcome

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Detroit

Folks, I just got word that I'm going to Ann Arbor for a quick business trip in 3 weeks. I've never been to a Detroit SC. What is the place with the best talent? I like Latina girls with fit but…

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Discovery Channel to Air Story of Miami Strip-Club-Related Murder

http://www.inquisitr.com/2710889/christin-bilotti-richard-rojas-id-kill-for-you-airs-2005-miami-murder-involving-strip-club-owner-who-allegedly-wanted-daughters-boyfriend-dead/

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HOW YOU CAN ACTUALLY WIN MONEY WHILE PARTYING AT VEGAS STRIP CLUBS

Juice could grow rich by gambling in these clubs. http://www.maxim.com/entertainment/gambling-vegas-strip-clubs-2016-1

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OT: Getting AA Cracked and Y

In Texas Holdem Poker AA is the best starting hand and in a all in heads up its a 80% favorite to win. So y do ppl lose so much money with them ? For one the math dictates that…

Platinum Dolls

New York, New York

Not worth the money

This place is tiny and overpriced for what you get. Standard $20 cover, $20 lap dance, Manhattan drink prices apply. The main room of the club is maybe 25 feet wide and 75 feet long. Or…

Nikita's Gentlemen's Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Club just starting to get going.

I have been here on several occasions and it has rated from decent to very poor. The physical layout of the club is much better since the renovation. I really think that given…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

The club was in an interesting part of town (took an uber there), but not too sketchy

The club was in an interesting part of town (took an uber there), but not too sketchy. Upon arrival to the club my friend and I could here the music from the street, and it…

T. U. Club

Fort Worth, Texas

What to expect

Ok so first off if you've never heard the term buy me drink me you've never been to an Asian strip club. The women are older a few white but mainly Asian. The establishment inside…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Saharas

I have been coming to saharas for the past few months now since flamingos has lost it edge. i came in a tuesday afternoon around 10 girls inside. different types latinas, white black you…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Proud Regular

Different people go for different things at a strip club. What I like most is when I feel like I can talk to the dancers and it feels authentic. And when there are a lot…

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, California

Better than Average Time for Pure Gold

Usually I avoid this place due to the stringent rules. I do like one aspect of the girls that many find a turnoff, and that is that they are not the 9s and 10s. These…

Fevr Cabaret

Bedford Park, Illinois

Really nice club

Newest club in chicago. Just opened two weeks ago. Club itself is over the top nice physically. Has a pool under and surounding the stage filled with beach balls and inflateable swans. No one liikes…

Rick's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Heart of Denver

La Boheme is located in the heart of downtown Denver. Surrounded by hotels, it should be a walking distance to anyone who is staying downtown. Cover was 10 dollars. As you enter, there are three…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Wow

Was here a few weeks back an I have to say, I was impressed by how hot some of the dancer's are. I Was here a few times in the past…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

This place has really gone down

I visited Crazy Horse after a long time. I was hoping that the place has improved. Paid the 25+ cover and entered the familiar looking place. Most of the dancers looked very jaded. The few…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Young Ladies

What i like about the Jet Strip is that the dancers here aren't jaded. A lot of them are new and just starting their career and are hot. There are some more seasoned girls too…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

Fun Time at The Den

This was my first visit to a strip club EVER, so I wasn't sure what to expect. It was pretty empty, so my buddy and I received a lot of attention. While it was nice…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

Great time

Went a week or two before Christmas on a Saturday before 6. Place was quiet. One girl in stage couple talking with regulars. Say down and got a beer quick. Started to have a great…

Dream Girls Wilkes-Barre

Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania

So So

Wilkes Barre boys have been waiting a while for this new club to open. Finally on January 7th that happened. This is a fairly big club. There are several different seating areas. What I liked…

Club Platinum

Las Vegas, Nevada

Club Platinum

We were nearby this club recently and decided to check it out. I've been there before but it has been quite some time since the last visit. After all that time nothing has really changed…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Decent night

I get to the club around 7:00 PM. I was not difficult to find a parking place. I walked in and paid my cover of $10 and tipped the cashier. I was not escorted to…

Legs Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Nothing special

Tried this spot about 7:00 on a Saturday evening. There is "security" watching the parking lot. It is usually just some hood rat dressed in a black security uniform that glares at you as you…

Flesh

Colton, California

DONT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER!!

great place really sketchy but inside is awesome and the girls are all over you. they are a bit pushy but if you talk with them they actually spend time with you. and have a few…

Lady Godiva's

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Crap ass dancer

Came in for one of my bud's birthday. Was busy and atmosphere was alright. Had some some beers and got the $1 teasers. One dancer caught my attention and I gave her $40 for two…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

disappointment

Drove from Lansing late Friday night to go see a favorite of mine, Laurie who sadly was not there. I stuck around for about a half hour and no one peeked my interest.…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Stopped in for happy hour about 4pm after work

Stopped in for happy hour about 4pm after work. There was parking available on the street. No cover. Been here a half dozen times and there is always a nice crowd, not too tight, I…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Dayshift again

I keep returning to the Hip Hugger because my money goes much further at this club than any of the surrounding showclubs closer to my home. The place never changes. I hadn't been back to…

Penthouse Club Tampa

Tampa, Florida

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This club is the closest club from my hotel room so I decided to hit it up . $5 vallet parking and $10 entry Layout is pretty nice v.I.p is a big couch…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Tuesday Afternoon Flyby

I frequent Centerforlds fairly regularly, as its a very convenient on/off location from the Pike. Stopped by after a meeting in Worcester around 3 on Tuesday afternoon. Place was typically quiet - usual…

Risqué

Tampa, Florida

wth

Umm this club was a wash I walked about 8 o clock this club looks newly renovated .. Layout was great big stage in the center comfortable couches chairs and and dance arers with couches…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Epic Fail

Fat Brats with Tats. "Fugly and Mean" is the perfect description of what passes for dancers here. Every dancer here was some combination of: Fat, as in "I don't even want to see that with…

Babe's NOLA

Burlington, New Jersey

Wish for better

The place has seen a significant upgrade since a visit near about when they first opened. That's a plus. But it's still not getting any traction. $15 cover, plus a one-soda minimum, was kind of a put-off…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Always a good time

I stop by Talk whenever I'm in Vegas and I'm never disappointed. Popped in during the early evening and there were around 6 dancers rotating. There weren't a lot of people in the…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Worth the stop in Pasco Co.

I made my way into the Flamingo again while down in FL on a Saturday while the NFL Wild Card games were playing. I grabbed a seat at the back bar and comfortably watched the…

Barbarella's

Ottawa, Ontario

Dropped by after work on a tuesday

Dropped by after work on a tuesday. Very few dancers at first but they started coming in slowly for the behinning of the night shift. No real stunners but i did notice one…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

What a stunning drop

Talking about being stunned. Whatever makeover they had I didn't see it. The club is only open on Fridays/Saturdays. I arrived there around 12:50am. Inside the club looked…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Awesome Time

This is a place you would want to go to if you want to have a nice and upclose experience with the dancers. There weren't many dancers here, I went on a Friday late evening,…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

Unpredictable

I have been going to this club off and on for years... Of the two Boston Clubs, it is the preferred. Having said that, it can really be hit or miss. The club layout…

Late Night Pub

Tallmadge, Ohio

Ok But just OK

This place used to be on Lovers lane. a real dive. But have cleaned up their act since moving to Tallmage. The night I was there only one dancer and the bartender. The dancer was…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Better than Harpers

After my Harpers visit, I need to satisfy my urges. Treasure is very pricey. Drinks are reasonable, but dance prices are out of the realm of reasonableness. They start at $20 for air, the…

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, Florida

Almost perfect club

Cheetahs is almost perfect. Except for the pasties, everything is working. There were 15 or so girls, mostly white, and all with hot bodies. No pressure. Very friendly.…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Enjoyable night at The Church

Arrived at 'The Church' around 11 at night and there were about a dozen girls on shift. Cover was $15. After I got settled in a part-Oriental girl called B---- with nice 34B titties came…

Mary's Club

Portland, Oregon

Old School

Visited on a weeknight while in town for work. Had heard about the legacy of this place, and was right next to a bar I was at, so I figured I'd give it a…

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, Florida

Slow in the afternoon

This place has potential, but it is very slow on Thursday afternoon. I was the only patron and there was one dancer on the floor Luckily, she was exactly my type. Tall, blonde,…

Condor Club

San Francisco, California

Condor: Neat Atomosphere, Friendly Girls

After checking out most the downtown clubs while in San Francisco on business, decided to write a review on this one since it was the one I liked it the most. Upon entry, the…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Portland has a lot of clubs to choose from

Lots of clubs downtown chose this one based on recent reviews. Walking distance from many hotels downtown. $5 cover when we went in at 10pm. Place was pretty crowded only place to sit…

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, Ohio

Well staffed on a Sunday

From the outside it is very easy to find close to I-77 and the Belden Mall. Very well lit up including the parking lot so I don't feel uncomfortable parking there. Door girl seems to…

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Top Heavy Talent - West Coast

Similar to an earlier conversation started by Berkeley about top heavy talent in the northeast, describe where you've seen the biggest you've experienced in the west recently - No barriers on real or fake.

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NFL Playoffs Round 2: Who Wins This Weekend?

I'm calling (with spreads) New England - 4.5 Arizona -7 Carolina -1.5 Denver -7.5

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Yet another magazine goes all digital

Penthouse magazine announced it is going all digital. Yet another porno mag bites the dust. http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/penthouse-to-shutter-print-magazine-go-digital/ar-BBofqXJ?li=BBnbfcL&ocid=HPCDHP

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Going off of Deuces thread yesterday

What is the craziest thing you have seen a customer do inside or outside a club

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Longest song?

Call.Me.Ishmael's reference to "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" makes me wonder: What's the longest song you've ever gotten a lap dance to? In my case it was probably "Hotel California" by the Eagles (6:30). As a huge…

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I had a strip club related dream. Was my lucid dream afterwards too harsh a pun

I dreamed I was in a high end or very upscale strip club just watching the entertainment. It was pretty crowded. Later in the night a big guy came in and he either accidentally or intentionally pulled down…

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Eliminating the competitio

Dancers... What have you done to eliminate competition of other dancers to protect your money?

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TUSCLer wallanon

Did anyone ever get to meet this PL of mystery – w/ his 211 reviewed clubs I would think he's at the top of reviewed clubs. His last review was in 2011 and his last discussion-board comment was in 2014 (and…

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Tonight :-)

Tonight I'm entering a wet t shirt contest hosted at a bar so wish me luck, lol. (And cross your fingers that the bartender pretends not to notice my totally botched ID) I think it's the perfect practice for stage…

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Not a Sex Worker, Why Not?

I think about my ex-wife and how time with her turned into a nightmare. The main mark this has left on me is just age. I think about past girlfriends. I think about some people I knew from high…

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New strip club in Carter MT.

GREAT FALLS, Mont. (AP) — The residents of the tiny Montana town of Carter are upset that the only bar in town is being turned into a strip club. Chouteau County has no zoning regulations on strip clubs, so eleven of…

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fingers crossed

Well finally got a break in the weather fingers crossed that people come out to the club tonight.:) at least so far today I am in a pretty good mood so hopefully it will be a good night. At the…

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Why do girls come here asking for advice on being a stripper?

How to act sexy, how to dress, on and on. Do they not have friends to ask? And why so many old guys giving advice on the most trivial things? Don't be a simp

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More tuscl trolling

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=39733#comment468916 Yes or no

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Could you say no to her?

http://www.xnxx.com/video12772585/teen_tongue_job_pre-cum_and_facial-meet_her-_http_www.galleries.bz_b2gbq

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Strip club furniture

Does anyone know of any recently closed down clubs in texas or surronding states. Im looking for about 120 strip club barrel chairs and about 80 tables . Im opening new byob strip club in houston texas. Any information would…

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Strippers tell us about the weirdest tips they've ever received

http://www.dailydot.com/lifestyle/strippers-weird-funny-tips-stage-work/

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Man suffers 14 gunshot wounds outside Cleveland strip club

Did Shadow miss this 2AMer? 14 is a lot of gunshot wounds. http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2016/01/man_suffers_14_gunshot_wounds_1.html

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Tits ass and tight wet pink pussy pictures :)

http://imgbox.com/g/PHwXnLqtg2

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Is there no limit to what some trolls will do?

I received the Following PM today: "Hello Shadow ,was wanting to ask a big favor of you, a couple of months ago I became a fan of your stomping grounds Follies , well after a few visits I met a dancer…

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The saddest sickest thing I've ever seen on a strip club stage

Ugly old dancer. Nasty stupid looking fake leather outfit She asks people to staple $1 bills to her body. Only two dancers try it. Everybody else refuses to participate. Then she has dancers put mouse traps on her lips. Then she shoots…

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Denver Strip Clubs

Hi all, Can folks help me with which are the better clubs in Denver? And by "better," I mean "mileage." :-) Preference goes to locations in or close to downtown. Any thoughts on La Boheme versus Diamond Cabaret? How about…

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Strangest song you've seen a stripper dance to

What is the weirdest song you've ever seen a girl strip to? In my case it was back in the 90s at the now defunct Malibu Bay Club in Urbana, IL. The song was Adam Sandler's "Hanukkah Song".…

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For my stripper tonight

My favorite Hi Liter stripper asked me to post something about her. So here it is sweetheart. She just did a simulated blow job on stage for me with her thumb. That was hot. But not as hot as…

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PP COLA a Clean Dancers Paradise?

Went to visit a favorite, looks like she had all her other stripper friends join her. Last year these girls wouldn't have dreamed of stepping foot in there. Called it a hoe-house. Now they've left their club for --…

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We are all getting self driving cars

http://gizmodo.com/hell-yes-obama-wants-to-spend-4-billion-to-fill-our-r-1752965805

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NFL Playoffs Week 2: Who Do You Want To Win The Superbowl?

It would be cool to see KC win, Andy Reid certainly deserves a ring. Alex Smith probably doesn't but I think after getting fucked in San Fran maybe open his case a little more. If Cam Newton gets a ring,…

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My scariest moment in a strip club

I dropped my vape..... In the floor.... Of the VIP .... In Hi Liter ..... Behind the table .... Where the girls spit!

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Today at work

I work at a restaurant that's basically known for its underdressed female staff so I'm fairly used to sexual comments/questions/attempts at pick ups, but today was new for me. I can't serve because I'm 18 and to handle liquor here…

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Anongirl98

Yes or no

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Juice taking over the stage at amature night

https://youtu.be/KJevrs56y74

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Ninabambina

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Phoenix133

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Drunk bed shits

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Drinks or music?

yes or no? (lmao just kidding couldn't resist) All seriousness whats everyone like to drink? Also what kind of music do you like to see played at a strip club? what music does your favorite dancer dance to?

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Amature nights

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Crazyjoe is extra crazy today

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AMPS

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Terrorists

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Yes or no threads

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Internet trolls

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Smelly balls?

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Shitting at McD's

Yes or no?

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Robs at sc

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Bank robers

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Tell us your story

We already heard about guns in cleveland, bathroom trolls, amature nights, phoenix, McD, coffee and other things. What else you got? Diversity is cool bring it on

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Bathroom trolls

I was reading an old review and someone said they encountered an asshole bathroom troll with a chip on their shoulder and they almost got into a fight with them over where they put a paper towell after using it. Most…

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Cleveland 2AMer...14 gunshot wounds.

CLEVELAND, Ohio -- Cleveland police said a man suffered 14 gunshot wounds during an attack outside a strip club in the Clark-Fulton neighborhood. An unknown gunman opened fire about 2 a.m. Thursday outside the Million Dollar Club on Clark Avenue near…

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Got smelly balls?

In an effort to spare you a bunch of inappropriate jokes, we'll just get straight to the hard fact: men have just as many hygiene needs as women. The one we're addressing today is not a sizable issue, but it's…

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SJG

Have you ever read A Confederacy of Dunces?

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Taiwan McDonalds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUuUpcqWfHo Other countries sometimes have cooler ways of approaching stuff. Here in San Jose of course we have Viet Coffee. If this is how it is in an international corporate chain, in Taiwan, imagine how it might be in independently owned…

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Dancers, how do you feel about meeting your TUSCL associates

I've always been curious since it's the internet yet so many people on here has personally met up with one another. And some of you even met the dancers on here. Since I generally always here good things when TUSCL…

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Phoenix information from locals or the well travelled.

I will be in the phoenix area in a month and I have a night off from the conference (February 14th to be precise). I am staying in the MESA area near a big…

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Hookah at Strip Clubs

Hookah is a plague taking over strip clubs. I am running into more and more strip clubs that are renting out hookah/water pipes. The sad part is that a lot of these kids smoking this shit don't realize it is…

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"Who said we were terrorists?"

Alan Rickman passed away today. Hans Gruber is perhaps my favorite villain of all-time. There's so many great quotes in that movie. He was also in Harry Potter, but I've never watched any from the series. Looks like kid's…

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Amateur nights

So I was just thinking about summer time and possible travel. I thought to myself you know could be a good opportunity to make some easy cash possibly if I traveled somewhere with a strip club that had regular amateur…

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Best club in COI/BBBJ becoming extinct

So I'll hopefully be in LA late March early April ish. I was doing my research on the City of Industry (COI) clubs because that's where the mileage is. Apparently Spearmint Rhino has the hottest girls in COI, but the…

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Acquire Dedicated Packers and Movers in India for Successful Moving Remedy

Moving house from India completely to another metropolis regarding Asia may be the most difficult as well as tense activities you could have as a result of lots of headaches along with boring responsibilities. Although you can obtain gone going…

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Saving up for a 3 sum

Im getting one girl to blow me while the other girl deep frenches me That's a damn good time boys Justin

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Powerball Winner In CA. Is Lopaw a billionaire now?

I had one of the same numbers. Does that mean I won something or does it have to be the same number in the same spot? example I have a 34 in the second spot but they called 34 in…

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Johnny Manziel is done in Cleveland, so what's next?

Where do you think Johnny Football will end up? Cowboys backup? Jets starter? Raiders Offensive Coordinator? I always wondered if he was LMN on here?

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Dream Stripper?

I'm curious to see everyone's description of their ideal 10/10 hottie on here I think I know a few different TUSCLers DS based off comments but I'm curious about others, the few girls I know that dance (there's a very small…

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How do you know when it's time to move on from you CF?

I think it may be time to move on from my CF. We do OTC abt once a month. It has gotten to the point that I can't tell her she looks nice tonight or that she smells nice. She…

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Johnsmith69 sighting!

Is he off the drugs finally? Let's hope rehab went well.

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City Reviews?

Sometimes it is nice to have an overview of the clubs of a city, particularly if you are new to an area, visiting, or planning a vacation with extras. Occasionally there is an article about the club scene…

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'Happy ending' hunting trips.

An organisation offering hunting trips in Austria with a guaranteed “happy ending” involving prostitutes has been forced to cancel them after outrage from animal-rights groups. Hunting is legal and extremely popular in Austria, and organised hunting tours for wild boar and…

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Just a little bragging

I turned 74 today, went to my favorite club and took a very cute 20 something to VIP for a GFE. I'm sure that snowtime or verybigdawg will vouch as to how cute she is. Had to turn down a…

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About Deja Vu and what it did to San Francisco

Why I don't like Deja Vu, and perhaps it is not the same in other areas of the country as it has been in San Francisco, a reply to a friend: Well of course I don't know how things go in…

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You know you're in a dive bar when . . .

The stripper tells you about her grandchildren. (It truly happened to me last week.)

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Pole Tricks

There are quite a few ladies that practice pole tricks at one of my local clubs when it is slow. My question is "Why?" Am I the only one who could care less about how acrobatic they are on the pole? Does…

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Pussy, boobs, and nipples

So guys I was randomly thinking about the differences in dancers bodies at my club and what everyone has similar. So I was wondering what kind of vagina do you guys like? innie or outie? Also what kind of nipples…

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Guilt

I’m married. When I met the woman I’m with now I stopped going to SC’s for a while. But over time I found that not going is bad for my mental health. My wife is great. But…

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Dirty

I was a dirty boy, in a dirty town, in a dirty club, with a dirty girl... How much fun is that?

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Scrolling through the topics

Wouldn't it be nice if you could scroll through a list of all the discussions, reviews, and articles until you found what you were looking for rather than the way we have to do it now by clicking back 10…

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Raiders/Mark Davis: Incompetence At It's Finest

https://beta.finance.yahoo.com/news/raiders-could-playing-texas-soon-040346098.html Just wow, is all I can say. This NFL if offering $100 Million. In the grand scheme of things, that what, maybe 10% at the very most on the cheapest stadium you can build?

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Pregnant Strippers

The other night I stopped by a former favorite club of mine (actually more of a go go bar) that I had dent been to in a while. What caught my attention was 3 of the dancers that were…

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Being Scarce

In case anyone wondered why I've been scarce for 2 weeks, I wrote an article about it.

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This is getting me excited for my COI trip

https://www.instagram.com/p/_lkaWkTWDj/?taken-by=synngc God damn, who is that girl with that big booty!? Any Synn regulars know her!? The Synn in COI here I come!

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Movie

I was cheering on the bad guy in a recent movie I rented. I stopped watching when the plot changed and the person who is the hero started to turn things around and win. It was predictable. If I don't watch the ending,…

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Fool

Too bad murder is against the law. I have an amazing list of people who I would kill. Will I be flagged a terrorist or am I just a racist?

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I can win the Powerball without buying a ticket

http://windsorstar.com/storyline/windsor-strip-club-entices-customers-with-free-powerball-tickets

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Toe-sucking perverts are cheap

I hear some strange stories from my dancer friends. This is one of them. My dancer friend sat and talked with a guy, who told her how beautiful she was. He asked how much it would cost for him…

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I am gonna get fit this year

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My First Audition at an NYC Strip Club

I am a new upcoming dancer in the NYC/NJ area. After doing all the research possible and buying shoes and clothes, I decided to finally go and try out. I wanted to go to New York Dolls. I hopped on the bus then subway. I went in during the day for an audition around 1pm. The club is right by the subway on Murray St making it an easy commute. The doorman outside was welcoming, as well as the coat check girl and the security guard inside. Carpeted floors of course, with full bar to the left, and 3 pole stages to the right. Was only about 3 or 4 customers at the time. I…

My Week

Sunday I'm having a pleasant dream for just a minute, and wake up suddenly. I am alive. 6 people are gathered around my bed. "What is your name" one asks. "John Doe" "Where are you?" "Evanston, IL." "What year is it?" "2016". "How do you feel? Any headache?" "I feel really good. Can I go home?" Laughter. "You will, soon." We got the tumor and your pituitary should recover with time. Smiles all around. I have wires taped to my chest, a tube in either arm, a clip on my finger and to my dismay, a catheter. I ask for water which is promptly delivered. I still have double vision courtesy of my left eye. Despite the fact I seem chained to my bed, I am quite comfortable. Everyone…