Stopped in around 10pm after some drinks in town

Stopped in around 10pm after some drinks in town. Didn't have any game tix, etc. so had to drop $20 at the door. A Celtics game has just gotten out so there was a good crowd in there. I usually prefer a seat at the bar but the bouncer brought me to the other side of the stage. Usually the talent is pretty good but none of the hotties were on stage. Talked to one and she tried to sell upstairs for 'more fun' but until I hear otherwise I'll assume it's BS. I think it was like $500/hr offered. After an hour or so of stage dances I bounced. Passed on a few "lap dances" and decided they were never worth it here because they don't actually sit in your lap. Clubs in PVD have ruined the allure of the no-touch lapper for good.