I eat dinner, eat a stripper, smoke some Mary Jane, text with MILFs and strippers, lust over pictures of the DS, and then I'm ready to post. But nooooo. Everybody has gone to bed. Old farts. You all desperately need an 18 year old fountain of youth.
Awake & contemplating my next Strip club excursion next week. Debating if I should still pursue my deeply flawed fav dancer or start anew. Thinking to let fate decide by showing up at her club and seeing what happens.
I get up at 6AM. Being retired, I do whatever I want for the whole day. I exercise, I read, I surf the net, I cook some good food, I fuck a stripper, I take a nap, I review my investments, I hit a strip club, I fuck another stripper. By 11:30PM I'm ready for bed, and I sleep the sleep of the just.
I find your life uninteresting and I did when I was 25. Active, outdoors people get up early. Strip clubbing in the afternoon is more fun. Stop being so scared about getting older, it really isn't an attractive trait.
Skibum, why don't you try to stop being an arrogant little prick who epitomizes why people hate lawyers, especially divorce lawyers. It's really not an attractive trait.
And I'm up early by the way asshole, and I'm going outdoors.
I'll admit I'm an old fart about bedtime. I've been an early riser since I started sleeping through the night (Mom still teases me about that), and since joining the Marine Corps have been waking up at 5AM or so most every day; just never got out of the habit.
Even when I'm out until 3 or 4 in the morning, which still happens a couple times a month, I'm up again at 5 or 6. Of course, I generally have to take a nap around noon.
You'd think some people would still be up -- especially those on Mountain Time or Pacific time. I get up at 4AM (3:50) and often I'm up until midnight or 1AM at times.
JS69, I think you misconstrue the situation. Some of us keep regular hours, not because we lack for female companionship, but because there are still things in this world that we want to accomplish.
If you want to become the typical stripper boyfriend, then that is your business.
And kudos to PhantomGeek for being the first one to point that out about you.
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And I'm up early by the way asshole, and I'm going outdoors.
Even when I'm out until 3 or 4 in the morning, which still happens a couple times a month, I'm up again at 5 or 6. Of course, I generally have to take a nap around noon.
If you want to become the typical stripper boyfriend, then that is your business.
And kudos to PhantomGeek for being the first one to point that out about you.
SJG