Mistakes I made tonight because of weed

Mistakes were made.

There was this hot little spinner waitress in a dress and leggings who was lingering near me at brunch today. I totally wanted to fuck her. Was going to hit on her, but just settled for some exchanged smiles. Oh well.

I just had the best Mexican food of my entire life. That's what weed does. You might be maimed by a golf cart but if you survive it might be awesome.

Between the hot blondes, golf carts, and Mexican food, it sounds like you are in Scottsdale.

Most of you think this is stupid, but here's why I share it. Some of you secretly want to start with weed, or at least are seriously considering it, and I'm encouraging you to go for it. You won't regret it.

Ok end of sermon.

You wouldn't believe how hot the blond on my right is. I would pay $10K to have a genuine threesome with these two blonds.

Onion you know your Arizona cities. That is correct. Care to guess the restaurant?

I actually don't like being high in public. I can't drive high. I am so lazy I just want to lay down.

It's fun, but I only do it at home or a friend's place

Hmm...

Frank and Lupes or Cien Agaves? Old town area?

The Mission?

Lone Wolf wins the gold star.

Their food is amazingly unique.

Shit, are you tracking my phone or something. The weed is making me paranoid. I think LW is right behind me with his hand almost on my shoulder. Fuck this is creepy.

My bartender is exactly my type. I want to ask if they're fake or real. I want to ask how much for a lap dance. I want to ask if I can touch. I want to run my system.

Lone Wolf is not really behind me. Even though I feel his breath on my neck.

Ha! No, I was going to take a dancer there one time but the place was so busy I couldn't get a reservation. Its the first place I thought of.

I love Scottsdale and the hot women found there. Had a first date with an uber hot former stripper at The Mission once. The food was good, but not even close to the best Mexican food I've ever had. If weed makes food taste that different I'm not sure if I want to try it or not?

If you want a good steak, go around the corner to Bandera. Good food, good service and often good looking waitresses/bar maids.

Thank you. I feel better now.

Bandera was my first choice. But the line was an hour long. The Mission had a seat at the bar.

Yea, I love Scottsdale. Seems like all the fine honeys find a way to live there. It is fun going to the nicer restaurants and seeing all the old rich dudes with their smoking hot young sugarbabys dining.

Weed goggles are the new beer goggles.

"Weed goggles are the new beer goggles."

Brilliant!

Even though I'm anti-drug use I have to admit I find some of JohnSmith69's weed stories really fun! ;)

Weed Is NO GOOD, totally unnecessary, and totally counter productive.

SJG