Do you want to know what it's like to walk in a golf cart maze and survive? Do you want to be able to hit on cute blonds right in front of their boyfriends, have the greatest Mexican food of your life, and experience eating dessert thst tastes just like pussy? But are you afraid to smoke weed because you are a follower of San Jose Guy? Now there's a solution for losers just like you.
Now you can get high without drugs:
I think I can live without either. I make my own high.