Camelot and this one super-hot Asian girl...

...and a waitress -- "Kate," who is every bit as hot.

If you want to have a great night in the nation's capitol, and don't mind the "no lap dance" rules and other backward rules in D.C., then head over to Camelot. Settle in at an "old school" no-nonsense, comfortable club with great dancers and great service. Take that lap dance money that you usually spend, set up with some champagne and three or four glasses, and laissez le bon temps roulez. Kate is one of those gilrs that ties you up between unbelievable assets and a pretty face that you just can't stop looking at. Get her and only her as your server. And there is this one Asian dancer that's new there that you do NOT want to miss...works nights early in the week, I think. Easy to part with your cash on this one and you won't regret it. She has the whole package plus great at conversation. Take it from me, right now in D.C., she is the one. (Forget "I am not into Asian" if that is your thinking. Time to change your tune, man...I did.)