Knowing how to get the girl
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Sunday, March 20, 2016 7:54 AM
One of the most frustrating things when I started clubbing was getting the girl I wanted on a crowded night. I'd spot the girl of my dreams, follow her around the club with my eyes, and send her telepathic messages telling her to stop and see me. It rarely worked. She'd go on stage, and I'd give her a big stack of ones and tell her how beautiful she was. Then she leave the stage and go sit with some other guy. Meanwhile the ugly dancers keep coming by asking for a dance, and eventually I'd leave before my blue balls exploded out of frustration.
But today, I love knowing how to get that girl to be mine. When it's like tonight when there's only one girl in the club that I want, and I really really want her, I love knowing how to get the girl. When the stage is lined full with guys begging for her attention, including two guys that dumped at least a hundred ones on her, I love knowing how to get the girl. When this girl is borderline DS hot and the little head is literally on his knees begging for a piece, I love knowing how to get the girl.
She does her stage rotation. Towards the end, she works her way down to me. She's collected around a couple hundred in tips by this point. The place is packed, standing room only, and she's on fire. I've been watching her work the room. She is very good at her job. I motion her to lean down to talk. I ask if she knows how to tell which guy is going to spend the most money on her tonight. She seems surprised by the question but says no. I explain that she should never go to the guys who tip with ones. Because they are just trying to make it look like they have a lot of money but in fact they've spent most of what they have on stage tips. Instead I tell her she should always come back to the guy who tips with big bills. That guy knows how to treat a stripper and is not acting like a little boy seeing his first set of boobies. I then slip her two twenties. Then I tell her that my wallet is full of hundreds, and I'd love to shower her with some cash when she gets off stage.
She could easily have gone to any one of a couple dozen guys and started selling dances right away. But she came right over to me. Never gave the other losers a second look. Note that I wasn't committed to anything at this point. I could've gotten one cheap $10 dance and if she was a bitch be done. But this one was awesome. Extraordinarily erotic and hands on dances. She was high and very chill. Beautiful smile, everything was exactly my type. It was great. So we kept escalating the level of the dances, and moving to some place more private each time, until you know yada yada yada. And I handed her a bunch of dead presidents.
How would you have gotten the girl?
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