I've investigated several options over the past year for sending money to strippers remotely. I use it mostly for paying big sums as compensation for long trips together cause I don't want to carry all of that cash. And writing them a check would make me look like an old man. I also use it when I fall for the latest sob story, To summarize, Pay Pal is by far the easiest method to transfer money to a stripper for free. All she needs is an email address, phone number, and bank account. Other options all cost something or have other problems. Carry on.
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How to remotely send $ to a stripper
Mar 23, 2016, 11:48 PM
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How many strippers have an email address and a bank account?
I don't want to know how to remotely send strippers money. They get enough from me while they're up close and personal.
Do you allow extra for the handling fee?
Western Union & Moneygram are a rip-off. I've been directly depositing cash or check in a branch of her bank. My ATF has an account with Bank of America. I have her account number and can deposit at any branch. No fees involved.
I've used Square Cash and PayPal. Square Cash transfers are free for non-commercial stuff. They both have the benefit of speed.
The dancers at my club use Square. They even accept credit card tips directly on their smartphone via swipe reader in the headphone jack for VIP dances.
@Gawker “I've been directly depositing cash or check in a branch of her bank. My ATF has an account with Bank of America. I have her account number and can deposit at any branch. No fees involved..”
free, anonymous if the amount isn’t outrageous and instantaneously available on the other end if your deposit is cash and not a check
the easiest and safest method despite the counselor's exhaustive research. don't quit your day job John
I do what gawker does. If she wants the convenience of me just putting money in her account, she gives me her name and bank account number, and I put it in directly. No exceptions, that's the only way I've EVER gotten money to a stripper remotely. Wouldn't consider Wells Fargo, etc. Paypal seems like a fine way to go, though.
^^^ lol, not Wells Fargo, I meant Western Union...
^That makes sense. I was thinking, what's wrong with Wells Fargo??!? They seem like a decent bank / don't seem to hate adult purchases (you have to be careful with Square and PayPal with adult purchase as it seems to cause problems with the girls selling web cam blocks of time and adult porn clips).
I'd still like to see JS pull on his green eye shade, lick his thumb and start counting out bills from his rhinestone money clip, retrieved from the leather coin purse...
The downside of PayPal is the transactions are pretty easily traceable by LE. The good news is, most LE isn't interested in pursuing cases involving individual providers.
Here is the answer
After she remotely swallows your jizz.
"...make me look like an old man." Aren't you an old man though?