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Crazyjoe, you're a very bad man!

So I'm taking to BBBFM* and it turns out that she's from the greater Denver area! Then, when we're getting ready for some doggie style fun I look down and notice the tattoo on her ass! It says "crazyjoe was…

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Casino then show clubs

This has been my new pattern that started in 2015 and i love it so much it will stick for life. If i already know im going to lose $$$$ at the show clubs then y not try to win a…

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Picture time :)

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a russian custie in a USA SC with russian strippers

Some parts of the USA are infested with russian strippers. I can speak russian but I am not russian and I have no accent at all since I was my passport says I was born in an english country. CIA…

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OT: Lottery Scratch Offs

https://youtu.be/opwZB76UsLI We need to buy $5,000 in tickets. Just ask Mr. Bailey in this video how good of an idea this is...LMFAO

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I need some advice please

Hey guys, I've been lurking here for a few months, I finally just signed up on here. I wrote some reviews, I'm guessing they should be up shortly? Quick thing about me. I'm 25 and I just moved to LA. I was…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Hustle has gone up!

This used to be my go to club. A great place to stop in at the end of a solo business trip. That being said it feels like the hustle factor has gone way up.…

Dancing Bare

Seattle, Washington

a deja-vu experience

So much for independent clubs and quirky staff: my experience was very much like a D-Vu club, except with no choice of dancers. Let's go in order: it was a dark and stormy night, and I…

Lickity Splitz

Wausau, Wisconsin

Renovated

I have been going to Showtime for 6 years now when I am in Wausau skiing. Since last year they renovated the entire place. It looks a lot nicer inside now. There…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Still the best club in town

Went back to follies after a long hiatus. A lot of my regulars seemed to have left ,however saw plenty of newer dancers in the 7-8 range. $5 for the valet parking and $10 for…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Some buddies and I wanted to see strip clubs in Vegas

Some buddies and I wanted to see strip clubs in Vegas. After winning some money, we went over to Rhino. The line was long as fuck, I believe it was a 40 dollar cover for…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

In Vegas for a buddies bachelor's party, we decided we had to try out the biggest strip club in the world, so Sapphires it is

In Vegas for a buddies bachelor's party, we decided we had to try out the biggest strip club in the world, so Sapphires it is. The night before we went to Spearmint and we didn't…

Silvers Lounge

Windsor, Ontario

More Like Electroplate These Days

I've been going to Silvers off and on for almost 30 years, and have seen what was once a happening club with smoking hot Mexican and Quebecois imports and name feature dancers pass into…

Southern X-Posure Chinatown

South Salt Lake, Utah

Could be a good setup- too few dancers and bitchy bartender

First time I tried to come here, a guy standing out front told me they were closed for the night ( it was maybe ten pm on a Friday). That was a little odd, but…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Tits and grits

Stopped by as this is the only strip joint around. It is a diner with nude dancers. Plenty of parking, truck parking too. $5 cover. The dancers were all decent looking and most were not…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Disappointing

Bored on a Saturday night I gave this club another chance. As before, it was a disappointing visit. $10 cover and apparently all seating is reserved and the manager who seats ldjlld expected a tip.…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Probably Can Do Better

It was a Friday Night in Orange County, so what is a PL to do to get out of the hotel? Try out a club he hadn't visited yet. The club was easy to find…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

weekend trip to Indianapolis

Checked out this club with a buddy of mine who lives here. It doesn't look like much from the outside but when you walk in its a different story. There are 3 stages…

California Girls

Anaheim, California

Beer & a Lapper

The thing about the topless places out here is that you can get a pretty decent show, a couple of beers, and maybe a hottie riding your crank for a while all for a pretty…

Playground Lounge and Casino

Great Falls, Montana

Tiny environment.

This establishment is tiny. Their seating area is horrible, they occupy most of the space with poker/keno machines when they could take their steep cover charge and expand or build a second stage. The drinks…

Tease (Old Listing)

Paterson, New Jersey

Not a good value

It is amazing that this club is still here. I recently visited and there were two girls working. The girls had high energy dancing and were entertaining. The problem is that only one of them…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Late afternoon visit

Stopped by around 5:30, it wasn't too crowded so I took a spot at the bar. Lots of new girls, decent talent with a couple that got my attention. Jess has some D bolt…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Seems Friendlier

Delilah's has always had a great reputation for beautiful girls but not always the friendliest or most 'active' to say the least. My last couple of visits here, however, I've been pleasantly surprised not…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Better than expected

I had read the reviews and decided while in town to investigate. You enter an adult book store and there is a door directly in front that tells you to purchase entrance from the…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Successful Follies Visit

This is the club that I visited the most in 2015. I made 11 visits to this club last year. Eight of those visits were on Sundays with two on Saturdays and one on Friday.…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

Good times

I've been here a couple of times. This was the most fun I've had here. Very small parking area and it was full. Found a spot across the street. I got there about 7, thinking…

Bottoms Up Club

Fayetteville, Arkansas

True dive

When I am in the area I still come here to check the place out. They increased the cover charge with a magic marker on the door sign. The place is dumpy so I wouldn't…

CityScapes (formerly Rouge)

New York, New York

Rack city

I keep hearing about this club for a while, it's the new hot club. It's not new they just changed the name and fixed the place a little. Went here on a friday, walked in…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Went by cheetahs in the late Thursday afternoon

Went by cheetahs in the late Thursday afternoon. Had 10 or so girls there. I really like the relaxed atmosphere of the place. They allow you to order food…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

An awesome private Dance

This is definitely the best lap dance I've had. I thought I had the best at a club in Nevada called Little Darlings, I think it was, where a nude girl dances and gyrates…

Sam's Hofbrau

Los Angeles, California

I recently moved to LA, and I was searching clubs to try out

I recently moved to LA, and I was searching clubs to try out. All the entertainers seem to come here from what I've heard, so I decided to check it out. I loaded up ones…

Jiggles

Indianapolis, Indiana

First visit

This was my first visit to Babes. I arrived shortly after 10pm on a Saturday night. Paid $6 cover and $4.75 for a bottle of Coors Light. I found a table and…

FKK Sunshine

Munich, Germany

In Munich

I have heard about the FKK clubs on this forum. Circumstances conspired to have me traveling in Germany and in Munich with some time to spare. Of course I had to see for…

Expose

Austin, Texas

Pretty Quiet

I like to hit various Austin clubs from time to time in the afternoon. My work allows me flexibility and generally the clubs are better on weekday afternoons. Not the hottest girls, not…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

Made my way to Carl's after a long absence

Made my way to Carl's after a long absence. I was driving down Mannheim when I figured it was Friday night and the bikini bars in the area were probably hopping. I wasn't in the…

Blue Parrot Cabaret

Morgantown, West Virginia

Best Faux-Dive Club in Morgantown

The SO & I visited the Blue Parrot on a lark for a nightcap on a Saturday night/Sunday morning. It looks like a dilapidated building on the outside that shares space with a dry-cleaner (rumor…

Fred's Gentlemen's Club

Ibiza, Spain

Surprisingly hot young dancers.

Fred's is worth a visit if you're in the area, there is not much else in the way of adult entertainment in the vicinity. I stopped in to check it out on a Saturday night.…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Still the best in NNJ

The Post is still the best daytime spot in NNJ. Friday legs n eggs is popular and parking can be tough on those days, and the bartenders get a little backed up when there's…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Torpedoes -- even the door guys are friendly

I've been to this club, now called Torpedoes, twice in the last month. It is a relatively large rectangular bar. On the left as you come in , on a higher level ,…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Better this time

My last couple of times at FD were disappointing - girls running plump and unfriendly. This time was much better girl wise. Arrived around 6 PM. $10 cover charge and got a…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

Thanks Papi Chulo

In Miami with a 1/2 day on my hands, so decided to take Papi Chulo's advice and hit some of the black clubs. I am a 60 year old white guy that looks it, so…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Pretty good

So crowded could barely move, but 95% of the guys were young and not buying dances. By and large, girls are 7s and 8s whereas Mons across street is 8s and 9s, but lap dance…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Midday at Follies

I was back in Atlanta again for work and my meeting was done by 11am with a 6pm flight so I figured why not kill time at Follies. I got there at 11:30 and…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

Awkward but pleasant

This was my first visit at this particular establishment. Too close to home for comfort, but heck, it deserved a try. The best word I can think of for the layout…

Vixens Cabaret

Davie, Florida

Lots of white girls and friendly too

In my hood but first visit. Surprised at how friendly the ladies were and they were predominantly white. One grabbed me and we sat at the bar while she invited me to touch her and…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

P.C Continues to Deliver

I went to the club this past Friday night and I had a nice visit. The place is BYOB which is nice for people that want to drink. I do not like to…

Vixen

Ridgewood, New York

A small neighborhood club!!!!

First of all i usually visit clubs in LIC Scandals or Show Palace, when Scandals shut down i had to find a place where there is some mileage for the money, scandals had some mileage…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

pandora's dancer lineup for saturday night, january 30 at about 11 pm

here are the list of dancers that i saw at pandora's on saturday night, january 30 at about 11 PM: bianca lily kai taylor alexis veronica nataya adriana lucy faye cici lana ruby scarlett gina angel lexi racquel jade malia monica ashton kelly and angelina it was kind of a slow night as it was a saturday and i expected…

New Century Theater

San Francisco, California

Super hot girls - a tad expensive

I came on a Saturday night and it was packed. There were two feature dancers that night, guess that explains the crowd. Lots of drunk frat boy types. I took a seat…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Great experience at EB

It's been a while, so I stopped by EB a couple weeks ago on a Friday evening. I spent some time with a hot red-headed Brazilian. I don't recall her name (Ruby maybe?), but she…

Lamplighter Lounge

St. Paul, Minnesota

Off the hook

I visited the Lamplighter on Friday night. I got there around 7pm. There were about 8 dancers from what I could see. All of the them were 6 or higher. The crowd was average with…

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

Afternoon with Savannah

I stopped by the club on New Year's Eve not really expecting to see much was just looking to waste time until I went out of town for the night. The longtime afternoon bartender Leah…

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Sex in the streets and other locales

Thinking about sex. A natural topic for this site, got me wondering. Where have been some of your more memorable locations for sex? Elevators, rest rooms, in restaurants at booths, etc., etc. ??? I look back…

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DS III?

I thought it actually might happen. She showed all the signs. Only 18 years old. So young. Beautiful face. Pretty eyes. Wonderful smile. A redhead. Only her fourth day dancing. I was only…

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Will the real John Smith please stand up

If you have been injured call the strong arm. I figured out js69 is the Strong Arm. Here he is. https://youtu.be/jlo1fW_J6dI

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OTC orgasms

For those of you who do OTC, do you regularly give your strippers orgasms, or is it mostly just about your pleasure? For me it varies widely. DS II has an orgasm 95% of the time. DS I has…

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Sippy from my nippy

where you guys been my whole life?

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Sugar Baby Success!

About 9 months ago I was looking for a steady playmate and stumbled into a Sugar Baby/Sugar Daddy (SB/SD) relationship that's been fabulous. We see each other a couple times a month, but text/talk daily. She's a real college…

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Ya just can't beat Floriduh for kinky.

BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. - Police are trying to identify a man who crawled under a bathroom stall at a Cracker Barrel in Boynton Beach and told a 79-year-old woman that he wanted to have sex with her. Boynton Beach police spokeswoman…

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Would a dancer give good advice on pursuing OTC?

So here on TUSCL us pervs spend a lot time advising each other on the best way to pursue OTC opportunities. I can't recall a dancer ever chiming in on what works and what doesn't in that regard.…

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Contracting pussy muscles?

I was fucking a dancer who was able to contract her pussy muscles making her vag feel tight for a few strokes, like a virgin, then loose as a goose for others... She was able to grab my dick like a…

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Knee protection

I've been on a bit of a dry spell lately so decided something strange was in order. There's a dancer I've known for awhile and she's about a 6 but as the saying goes, "Everyone needs a good shit, now…

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Good Times

After an entire week with no sex, it's gonna be a good couple of weeks coming up. I'm going to a club tonight to see several itc favs. Then I get to have the glorious body of DS…

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Stripper getting a job where I work

One of my girls at my regular club has informed me that she is starting work where I work next week. well sort of. I work at an airport so there are lots of employee's and lot's of companies and…

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Squirters

So today I went to my favorite club and hooked up with my current favorite for our 6th VIP. She is an adorable, cute 21 yo. Verybigdawg or Bubba267 will vouch for that. I've been trying for a couple of…

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Joke of the day

twentyfive • I have said this before and I will say it again "Some of these guys are actually funny if you don't enjoy the joke maybe its on you

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Manning and Brady have nothing on this guy....

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The education of the typical stripper

Brought to you by World Star (chants in the background) https://youtu.be/3mfH0MNfako?t=4s

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Things to do in NYC

This is great fun! Only two problems with it. 1. Trashes the base on your snowboard. Make sure you use your early/late season board. 2. I almost got arrested doing something similar Good times in the snow never end. I…

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I Found Gawker A New Girlfriend

Gawker seems to revel in stripper drama, so why not go for this girl? After all the media fall out, she'll probably become a stripper in a few months anyway. http://heavy.com/news/2016/01/dr-anjali-ramkissoon-drunk-miami-attack-uber-driver-girl/ I'm sure everyone has read something about this…

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Not My Brightest Moment

A former dancer cleaned out her closet and asked me take a bunch of old clothes to Goodwill. I obviously obliged since I had a SUV and she only had a small car. There were about eight or nine bags…

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End of an Era

Serena has now lost two straight majors. Time to call Oprah!

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The Beaver Show is Coming to Montreal

http://www.forgetthebox.net/the-beaver-show-is-coming-to-montreal-ta-qa-with-jacq-the-stripper201601201/

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Advice for JohnSmith69

JohnSmith69 recently said "My psychotherapists on tuscl say that I need a girlfriend. So since this is where I get all of my relationship advice" So I think we owe him some truly ace advice! My recommendation is that you continue fucking…

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Gilbert Arenas admits to committing credit card fraud at a strip club

This NBA player is as good at committing fraud as he is at spelling. http://national.suntimes.com/national-sports/7/72/2517642/gilbert-arenas-admits-credit-card-fraud-strip-club

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Now There’s a Virtual Reality Strip Club

I can't wait to enter a virtual strip club with my virtual entourage. “We wanted to gamify the club experience, so players can work their way up from someone waiting in line all the way to a high-end VIP that arrives…

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Porn Prduction

I'm done shopping for milfs tonight. Now I'm gonna plan the video girl production scheduled for next week. A porn producers work is never done. I need ideas. I need unique. Hot. DS worthy. This needs to…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Great time

This club is really set up like a neighborhood bar. A trapezoid shaped bar with a stage at one end. But the real treat is the private areas you go upstairs (Remember this…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Thursday night review

Went to Shotgun's on a thursday night around 10pm. Place was a lot of fun. As others have mentioned, this isn't a "high mileage" club, but if you keep that in mind and that's what…

Miau Miau

Mexicali, Baja California

no stage show

This club is a slightly longer walk from the border than La Tarantula. Compared to Tarantula, the club itself looks cleaner and higher-class with hotter girls, but there was no stage show when I went…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Nice Bonita

My very visit to TJ was a couple of weeks ago. Went by myself, though I do have a friend who lives in NV who is supposed to be coming this way, so we can…

Ponytails

Evansville, Indiana

All the Way Turnt Up

I never expected a club in Lame Evansville to go so hard. The place was packed. They had like 16 or 17 girls. only 2 of them were white. I would say 3 of them…

Candy House Cabaret

Wynantskill, New York

Middle of Nowhere

Wayyyyyy of the beaten path, you'd drive by thinking its just another house on a backroad to nowhere if there weren't signs, definitely not like any other strip club in the capital district. Its…

Paradise Found

Syracuse, New York

Paradise Found on the cheap

Went back to this place after a long time away. I like other places in Syracuse better, but I was low on cash and I knew this place could be really cheap if you knew…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

Was in the Tacoma area so I decided to check out the state of affairs at the Lakewood Vu to compare to my last visit

Was in the Tacoma area so I decided to check out the state of affairs at the Lakewood Vu to compare to my last visit. On a previous visit I was sadly disappointed in the…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

A Kingly Place

Recently I went here, for the first time, on a Sunday night. About ten of the girls I had never seen. Three were wearing a new kind of outfit: just a thin…

Diamonds Cabaret

Centerville, Ohio

great women costly prices

if you like upper class women this is the place to go. The women here are absolutely beautiful, but if you like your money this is not the best place to be. 35 for a…

Grandview Live Gentleman's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

It's getting there.....

It's still under construction but on the eve of the 1st big race in town they have added more girls (not enuf but much much better then the past weeks) it is starting to come…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Cannonball's New Home

First off, all clubs in Toronto area are nude. Almost all clubs in Canada are nude. IDK why this is listed as a topless club. As some of you know, this was the club which…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Had fun until I got hustled (partly my fault)

Atmosphere/Club: The club is swanky with the stereotypical strip club decor and lighting. It's also quite large. There are multiple stages with poles and ample seating for patrons. However, the night I…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

Middle of nowhwere

Went to this place on a late Saturday. It was busy. After about 20 minutes I moved to the back couches after no one had approached me. That seemed to work. It was just a…

JJ'S PUB

Campbell River, British Columbia

Mediocre club for a mediocre town

I dont know why I decided to make the 1.5 hour drive to Campbell River of all places, but thought I'd check out the only other club available on the island, especially since its 2…

Elan's of Connecticut

Danbury, Connecticut

New York club feel

Elan's tries to be like a New York club. I think New York is a bad strip club city where you pay more than you should for less than you should so I don't…

Pink Pussycat Lounge

Hudson, Florida

Mother watching her daughter

Haven't been in this place in 15 years. Decided to check out a few in the area since I had nothing to do all day. Club is small, beer was only $3,…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Wednesday afternoon

Stopped by the PH around 6 on Wednesday. Nice talent on hand - new girl, Michelle, looked good - nice rack, decent on the pole, could afford to lose about ten lbs., but overall…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Classy

I've been to Flashdancesr many, many times, and there's no doubt Rick's is much "classier". The hosts are friendly and make sure to shake your hand before seating you. The girls are friendly…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Latest visit

A brief report on my last visit. The club is consistent, friendly dancers, very high mileage, and (less importantly) slightly run down. On this visit there were less customers than dancers, which was good,…

Tantric Blue Gentlemans Club

Colnbrook, England

Overall nice expierence

Girls are reasonably pretty and nice, some dancers look almost professional, therefore good entertainment value. I certainly felt welcomed, but they also are not too pushy about service and let's you just chill out a…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Thurs

Stopped by on a Thursday after work. Cheap cover $3 before 7, good price on a beer. Saw a lot of familiar faces, but also saw some new girls. Pretty low hustle factor here in…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Good visit

I visited this club on a Friday evening. It is fairly upscale in looks, larger than PP Cola. Drinks prices still reasonable. A fair number of ladies, with enough variety such that each person would…

The Pony Greensboro

Greensboro, North Carolina

quick drive through

this place is normall a convienent quick stop for me, as my daughter goes to college just up the road, and since I have a abit of a drive to get there, it's a good…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

sinclair's Review

I went to Harem House around 8pm on a Saturday night. There was supposed to be a cover, but the bouncer was in his car, so I went in for free. However, they might have…

Jiggles

Indianapolis, Indiana

sinclair's Review

I went to Babes around 8:30pm on a Saturday night. The cover was $6. A Sincweiser was $4.75. The club had about eight patrons when I entered, and there were about two dozen customers when…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Sunday Snoozer

Got here close to 4pm. Place was low energy. Not too many dancers, and because they were outnumbered by customers 3 or 4 to 1, they really weren't working the room too much. Quality was…

Deja Vu Showgirls Chicago

Chicago, Illinois

Worst Door Man Ever

Do not waste your time going here. Went there last night with my wife. Doorman was a complete jerk. Showed them the email for 1/2 off entry. He stated that he never…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

OK, but not great

Went in on a Friday night, found it pretty dead. Staff was very friendly. Girls were OK, but not great. The hottest was about a 7, the least attractive about a 4. I sat at…

The Runway Gentlemen's Club

Hillsboro, Oregon

This is my last night in Portland for awhile, so a few buddies decided to take me out

This is my last night in Portland for awhile, so a few buddies decided to take me out. We decided to try out Runway because we were in the area. Runaway is along Tualatin Valley…

Le Palace Gentlemens Club

Orlando, Florida

Am I Really the First to Review This Club?

I was driving down OBT (Orange Blossom Trail for you out-of-towners) one night and noticed there were cars parked essentially wherever a car could be parked. The next time the occasion occurred to pass that…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Friday Night

Stopped by early Friday night. It was the end of the month so lots of girls, probably needed their rent money. I just drank water at $4.00 about what I would expect.…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Deliahs can be a delight

This club is located in a business / residential area so take note. Parking is only off street that I saw. The outside has a industrial look looks a bit out of place.…

FKK Oase

Friedrichsdorf, Germany

2nd Visit - Too bad I can only visit 1-2 times a year

Happened to be in Germany again on a business trip, just so happened to be the final weekend of the IAA (Frankfurt Auto show). I posted a review last year describing the layout, so i won't…

Cheetah Charleston

Charleston, South Carolina

Popped in while in Charleston

Popped in while in Charleston. This is one of three clubs in/near downtown. This club is huge with 2 stages. The bar is to the right as you walk in. Overall the club looks nice.…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

After not a great time at Runway, we decided to come to Dolphin

After not a great time at Runway, we decided to come to Dolphin. Dolphin has probably been my favorite club over the past couple of years. Mainly because my ATF and my CF worked there,…

Lace

West Nyack, New York

Lace, Tops in the Area

Club is remodeled and has a large seating area around a long bar that extends to satellite stages. Drinks are reasonable and there seems to be good number of girls always working. Crowd is…

Al's Diamond Cabaret

Reading, Pennsylvania

A Reading Institution

Als is a Reading institution! I've been going there for more than 20 years, and it's gotten classier over that time. When I started going there - it was byob and you could tip the…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Friday Afternoon at Mardi Gras

I frequent this club due to the location (on my way home from work), and the friendly day shift dancers and waitresses. I stopped by last Friday afternoon, and there were more dancers than typical,…

Diamonds Gentlemens Club

Oregon, Ohio

Nice club, dancers fun and polite

I visited this club on a Friday night at about 10 pm. I was greeted by a young attractive female. The normal cover was $7.00, but my fee was waived because I had a CDL…

Texas Jay's Gentlemen's Club

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Sunday's 2 of 1

TJ is an OK club in the area. The physical layout has been described by others on here. Basically a long bar across from the entry door and very rasied stage with two sections to…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Gotta love Arnie's!

This review is from a while back but knowing Arnie's it hasn't changed at all. Stopped in around 8pm on a Sat. night. Grabbed a seat at the bar. Place was hopping withlots…

Cracker Jaxx

Jackson, Michigan

Something different...sort of

Bored on a Friday so decided to do a little tail hunting. Haven't visited Cracker Jaxx in over 2 years and was basically ignored the last time I was here. But I recently heard news…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Vegas Rhino Spearmint: where the air dance is endangered/extinct species and "standard" floor dance is obfuscate apex predator

Back in Las Vegas for a business and staying on strip. It is Friday blurring into Saturday now. My business associate call Rhino for free limo and they arrive as promise in 15 min at…

The Diamond Club

Old Forge, Pennsylvania

Business trip recon

Decided to check out this spot as I haven't been up here in a few months. A few guys at my client site decided to join me and filled me in on the changes with…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Not too bad

This place is as described in the other reviews. There are some pretty hot girls and they do get nude on stage. Just topless for the lapdances which are in small open booths…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Has yet to let me down.

Its been a while since I visited the Akron bars. A disappointing CW's had me driving over to OGD to salvage the night and make the 40 minute drive worthwhile. Walked in and it was…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Fun daytime visit on the weekend

Went with a couple buddies to celebrate my a birthday on a Saturday afternoon. Arrived around 1:30pm and there was no cover since it was early in the day. Within a few minutes a dancer…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Usual IR Visit

IR can be inconsistent. I only go in late afternoon/evenings, so can't speak to late nights. There are always a wide variety of dancers, all body types and ethnicities. No nines or…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

First time at Polekatz and it'll probably be my last

First time at Polekatz and it'll probably be my last. $5 fee to park in their lot. When I asked the valet if I could just give him the $5 and park the car myself…

Ten's Showclub

Tucson, Arizona

disappointed again

Thought I'd take a break from TD East and went down the strip to Tens. Been there once before and wasn't impressed but thought it was worth another try. Unfortunately nothing has changed.…

Sugar Shack

Lake Geneva, Wisconsin

Sugar Shack Visit

I was in town for business and this was the only strip club in the area. The club was clean, had a decent atmosphere and affordable bottled beer. This was a good value as there…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Jennifer at Mickey's

I went to Mickey’s today with a couple of friends. We got there during the middle of the days shift. The lay out of Mickey’s is a bar with a 3 sided rectangular…

Harley Riders Night Club

Clinton, Maryland

Dirty Hole in the wall yet fun

So It's been a while since I've been to Harley Riders. Arrived there at about 2:30 am. Parking was available in the parking lot across from the club. $20 cover. The club is still small…

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Boom! Sippy Cup Wins Again

I am back and in acshon. Have you guys mist me?

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Choose Girls of Any Nationality

Hypothetical: In a fictional universe, you find yourself wandering through a large building. Each room in the building contains a group of 5 girls from a particular country. All of the girls in each room are tailor made to fit…

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Always faking it- TUSCL vs SW perspective

Okay so...forgive me for mentioning stripperweb ;) but, as someone who has been curious enough to lurk both sites, I find the seeming differences in perspective of the two groups of posters fascinating. The most interesting to me right now is…

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Hillary going to prison!

Would Bill attempt to carry on his relationship with Monica Lewinsky if his wife got locked up? Or would he be faithful?

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Too Many Titties?

Ten years ago I was a civie and I had only played with nine pairs of titties all from long term relationships. Now I would estimate the number to be about 300 from SCs. The first 50…

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Raiders To Vegas!!!!!!

Great idea!!!! I'm sure the NFL will immediately approve putting a franchise in the gambling mecca of the world. If you already couldn't figure it out by his haircut, Mark Davis has no fucking clue what he is doing.…

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Finally, my avatar works

For some reason non of my photos from my library worked. It lead to a page saying "invalid file." Now to go rates some clubs and write some articles!

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Finger Lickin' Good

It's happened to me twice now in a private dance, so I asked why. The dancer said that she licks a PL's fingers to make sure the fingers are clean and the nails are short before allowing FIV.…

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P-Nemesis (Clackport) has a hit on Youtube.....

He's on his way, can he break through? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgUYlLa8jXw

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” the NAWL report says. At the equity partnership level, only 15 percent of the

Rights are still far from equal

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Average Rn makes 69k per year( he he 69) and biz major averages 50k

So is this due to the surplus supply of Biz majors, and the ever increasing demand for Nurses?

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Just a tease

http://imgbox.com/iprgJvop I'll post more later, just thought this was a cute after workout pic xo

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Clothing Drive

Funny, but still not a fan of the product https://youtu.be/ew9cEATPzDE

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WHy is every stripper an English Major (or how to be a registered Nurse)

You read it in almost every "inspiring" stripper story. They did it for money for college. Ok, great. I am inclined to believe you...possibly. What field? English Major. That or a registered nurse/ Why aren't some of these women more…

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Detroit topless bar's "Dwarf Toss" event enrages thousands

How many of you go to strip clubs for the dwarf tossing? http://www.wxyz.com/news/region/wayne-county/detroit-topless-bars-dwarf-toss-event-enrages-thousands

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Jefferson Airplane’s Paul Kantner dies at 74

When I was a young man, I saw the Jefferson Airplane in concert. RIP Paul. http://www.sfgate.com/music/article/Jefferson-Airplane-s-Paul-Kantner-dies-at-74-6791483.php

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Fudge packers

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=40119

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OT: DON'T LISTEN TO THE EAGLES ON REPEAT

especially while in company with a crazy chick. http://gawker.com/woman-stabs-roommate-for-refusing-to-stop-listening-to-1335462841 she's pretty hot huh?

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Trolls Have Gone To A New Low On This Site

Beautiful, Someone makes an account in my name, just spelled differently even using the same Avatar. Someone is taking 'retarded' to the next level, as Juice has strangely been silent ever since these new trolls have shown up.

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Mattel finally listened to Papi_Chulo. :)

http://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2016/jan/28/curvy-barbie-is-it-the-end-of-the-road-for-the-thigh-gap

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Italian raviews

Roger Eddie 4 months ago Food is great but the service is even better. Last time my waitress was so friendly and prompt with food and drinks. She even took me in the back room and let me slap her jugs around.…

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Florida TUSCLrs

I'm going to Florida for march break (shocker) mostly to visit my friend I'll be living with but I might check out some clubs and stuff. I'm not 21 (for those who don't know) my fake ID works for 98%…

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Trolls

They are having way too much fun today

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Oh shit!!!!!

I just got my big break in the entertainment industry!! It's gonna be a whirlwind next few months. I'll be in Seattle this weekend, two days later Vegas, then LA, San Diego, San Francisco and so on and so on…

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Why so mad?

I don't get why people choose to troll this beautiful website

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For real. Good bye tuscl and im sure good riddance to me from you.

Enjoy the only two strippers on here all 50 of you fellas.

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I am officially retiring bonerboy. I have had enough.

Yes you heard me right.

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Pics anyone?

Got a few new pics I am willing to share if anyone wants. Here are the old ones for anyone who missed out...also will send the old ones I sent in email if anyone wants. http://s410.photobucket.com/user/DirtyDiana133/library/Mobile%20Uploads?sort=3&page=1 Email: [email protected] ^ send me an email and…

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How do I stop getting tuscl emails?

Every time something happens on here I get an email. How do I stop this?

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Now I am going to wage war after 7pm mtn standard time.

Try and figure out who is who. I will say this. I will not troll once my minions ATTACK

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Duns and Bradstreet ain't got shit on me

That's right.

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I pay my trolls well. It's worth ruining your lives.

(-;

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Drown in your own cum shailyn

Slowly.

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I will own a Beechcraft by 30 of God doesn't kill me for being a dick.

My only worry in life.

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How do you define a regular?

If one has had dances with a girl on two different occasions (4 songs each) and she remembers you, does that make you a regular for her when you see her for the 3rd time?

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Two girls plus 15 dudes = sausage fest 2016

Yes I am guilty of joining in on tuscls sausage festival, but hell it's worth getting a rise out of some old fuckers.

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Wait a minute. First a mystery illness aboard an airliner, and now mystery sonic

Good thing Scully and Mulder are back

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The trolling brings the strippers out from the shadows.

Isn't that weird ?

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Btbb is right.

You guys seem to be very self indulgent

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Stripper wanting saved

So personally I have done this a few times. I was wondering have you guys ever had a stripper come up to you (maybe they were talking to you earlier or just know you as a regular ) and pretty…

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Pompous=know it all.

I am under the impression that you guys are all uneducated pompous fucks. Johnsmith is probably a free attorney provides by the state and at max he works under pre paid legal. Everyone else specializes in masterbation and self inflicted…

Politics

Another Trump question

Sorry guys (and girls) but I have follow on questions Supposing Trump does win the nomination will that harden the Republican vote or would a lot of them vote Democrat that wouldn't otherwise do so and so sway the result.? When is…

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You guys are assholes.

I was new here a few weeks ago and you treated me like shit too. This site is just as bad as stripper web for sure.

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Has anyone here been ripped off by a dancer?

At the good time towne tavern in garden city , Co I got ripped off by a dancer who didn't know how to count songs. I was pretty pissed. How do you guys deal with stuff like that?

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Need help becoming VIP

Help a nigga out guys

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Just came from the pink site

The pink site is just kinda lame. Thoughts?

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Agents for strippers

I was reading the discussion posted by Subraman about the mistakes dancers make and in two different places in the conversation I think it was a girl named Nico Rico who said something about asking her agent and another chimed…

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This is currently happening. Watch to see my trolls assemble.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bPh1KXA8egU

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The dachshund system continues

There was a lot of skepticism when I proposed the dachshund system, but I'd like to report on its continuing success! I saw big boobed Bichon Frise mom (new proposed acronym = BBBFM) this morning on little 4got's walk! I'm laying…

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From SW: Stripper mistakes

https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?207526-Hustle-Mistakes Our friends on SW having a discussion about "hustle mistakes" strippers make. Any you particularly agree or disagree with? What would you add? Some of the mistakes being cited are things we complain about on tuscl, too,…

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The waiting game.

I said in another thread I don't wait on strippers(I don't usually). I ended up waiting 4 hours for a stripper last night(worth it). Thick as hell with a juicy phat ass. Now I did not wait 4 hours twidiling…

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"Why do you guys come here and buy a couple drinks and sit at the bar?"

This is what a stripper yelled at me across the bar last night. I don't actually do that. I was watching the game and waiting for another stripper. Still I felt offended she would accuse me of being a rock.…

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I want two things you hate about me.

Let's hear it. I want my feelings hurt.

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The Perfect Day

I’m sorry for my earlier depressing post about the ugly women who want to date me. This story is to make up for that. I don’t think I’ve ever told any sex stories about DS II. Until now ..... This…

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Bigtallbonerboy - Here's A Waffle For You!!!!!!

Yummy!!!! https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/JEjG8EW9_pzGaqhDIvhbOR2LLdCmHcNOMfpPbx4hQn4vK7AjH7bdmilIjPD5wHkQvB4f=s630-fcrop64=1,00003ce5fb09edf3

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We have another huge circle jerk 2 discussions down!

Yep that's right John smith has started another Jackoff competition. As always shaylynn is the waffle.

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Joke: Why is a chick like a guitar?

Joke ... Why is a chick like a guitar? Because you can string her along, Play her all night, Put her away in the closet, Until you want to use her again. (I was watching Night Court re-runs tonight. I love John Larroquette's…

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Depressing

I'm going through on line photos of women at match.com Lots of women have messaged me. Apparently I was effective at subtly saying I have money in my profile. And as I go through the pictures there are lots…

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You better sleep on your back tonight or i will

Ya that's right shay

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I have been studying all day

Sorry for no awesome discussions today. Been studying pesticide application methods and I am stumped on this one called "vagicide." Apparently it is used for control of shaiylnns and other pussy related arthropods. Ld50 is low so it's super potent…

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Sorry guys!

I never went back and put the answer to a joke i posted yesterday. It was burried so far back i posted a link. I know, I am a dam tease https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=39998

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Why bother?

Why bother?

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JERSEY

What are the best mixed race strip clubs in jersey?

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I'm too easy.

Today I was at my favorite club minding my own business when this totally nude 8.5 cutie walks right up to me and starts playing with my dick. She asked me to buy her a drink and 5 minutes later…

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"the other man" part deux

Well, today was a total waste of time. My Atf's other regular customer & I had agreed to meet at a sports bar for lunch at 1:00. He had said he had a noontime appointment and might be late.…

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What to do when you forget your ATM card.

Guelph{Toronto} police are looking for three suspects after sparks flew during chase involving a pickup truck using a chain to drag an ATM stolen from a local strip club. Const. Mike Gatto said police received a call Wednesday morning at 6:52…

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Political joke

Q: What do Donald Trump and pantyhose have in common? A: They both irritate Bush.

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Joke: One more time although this one may have been posted in the past

It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy... A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes…

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joke of the day

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The…

Guide to Miami and South Florida Strip Clubs

I am very active on TUSCL via the discussion-board and writing-reviews thus I often get PMs asking me about Miami/South-Florida (SoFla) club info. I am writing this article so I can just point people to it or other TUSCLers can point PLs to it wanting SoFla club info – there are probably 50+ clubs in SoFla so obviously it's counter-productive to talk about all of them or even most of them b/c that wold be like re-writing TUSCL – so this article will focus on describing what may be considered the most popular SoFla clubs that can serve a PL coming-in from out of town (or a local not well-versed in the SoFla SC scene). This article will just describe the mixed-clubs;…