I was having my monthly hook up with my 20 year old cf/ds the other night. We usually go to dinner and back to my place for a movie and we'll you know:) the movie we were watching was " creed" the latest Rocky flick where Rocky trains Apollo's son. So she looks over at me and asked how old is Rocky Balboa ? and I said I don't know he has to be in his sixties by now pull out your phone and Google it. So she does and says she can't find anything on his age she keeps on getting old Rocky movies so I look over and she is actually Googling Rocky Balboa..LoL so I laughed and said you know that's not his real name right and she says well what's his real name and I said Sylvester Stallone. She said you mean this isn't based on a true story he wasn't a real boxer ? I said no Rocky is a fictional character trust me that's his real name. She said are you sure that doesn't even sound right. Wow this chick thought his name was Rocky Balboa she'd never heard of Sylvester Stallone I feel old
My friends and I are in our mid-late thirties and we were in a bar several years ago. We were probably 32ish at the time. Guns and Roses comes on and one of the guys says "damn I love me some GNR and turns to a girl and say, don't you too?" She replies "maybe my dad does."
Want to feel worse? Start asking them about the ORIGINAL star wars movies - 1977, not those crappy re-releases. If they even understand the original chronology, most don't, they won't understand why our generation (I'm 40) was so fond of them.
On our last trip, the DS out of the blue asks how old my kids are. I tell her. It was at that point that she realized that my kids are older than her. Apparently she had not thought of that before.
On the last trip with DS II, she makes a comment to me about how everybody on the beach is so old. They looked to be 50s-70s. I didn't say anything.
I have an opposite story. My ATF once told me she was 36, then I realized she was only a few years younger than my mom and the same age as most of my teachers. She had a rocking body and did the most insane dances. I was 18 at the time.
I would not have been surprised for her to tell me she had a child older than I was.
Last year I had a 19 yo dance for me, then I quickly became self-aware than in a few weeks I would literally be twice her age and old enough to have been her dad. The feeling was 1-part surreal and 1-part feeling dirty. Then I quickly got over it, compartmentalized it, having to do so if I wanted to keep on clubbing.
@Dominic77: Had that feeling last year with an 18 year old. Since I was 54 at the time, I was *three* times her age. I whimsically wondered what she'd say to something like, "So how does it feel to suck your grandpa's dick?" Fortunately, good sense prevailed that time, and I just let her eat my cum without comment.
My CF does make me feel young, since she still fits within the "half my age plus 7 years" formula where it's still socially acceptable to us to be together. She was born in '88 and me in '77.
Not sure who make up that formula or why the plus 7. I guess it's to avoid a generational boundary or something.
^Not always true. It probably varies by state, but, here they allow for an up to 2 year difference, so an 18 yo can date and fuck a 16 yo without it being statutory rape.
And even more sad news: I've known plenty of women who were raped at varying points between the ages of 7 and 13 and *none* were ever arrested. There was even a 15-17 yo in my HS class dating a 35 yo man, a general contractor, whom she eventually married. He to my knowledge, was never arrested either.
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CF: "Who is that?"
Me: "Ike & Tina Turner."
CF: "Tina Turner? My grandmother really likes her."
My friends and I are in our mid-late thirties and we were in a bar several years ago. We were probably 32ish at the time. Guns and Roses comes on and one of the guys says "damn I love me some GNR and turns to a girl and say, don't you too?" She replies "maybe my dad does."
On the last trip with DS II, she makes a comment to me about how everybody on the beach is so old. They looked to be 50s-70s. I didn't say anything.
trust me on this one, you didn’t have to….
I would not have been surprised for her to tell me she had a child older than I was.
On the topic of her not being aware of actors playing roles - and having different names than their roles....
Not sure who make up that formula or why the plus 7. I guess it's to avoid a generational boundary or something.
:)
And even more sad news: I've known plenty of women who were raped at varying points between the ages of 7 and 13 and *none* were ever arrested. There was even a 15-17 yo in my HS class dating a 35 yo man, a general contractor, whom she eventually married. He to my knowledge, was never arrested either.