Getting your rocks off

12 comments

• chessmaster

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  9 years ago

  Well shit
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  I have a brilliant relational database that I coded myself! ;)
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  I'm trying to keep up a list of dancers, on my computer, that myself and my closest friends know that do extras in VIP. I mark the ones that I personally know with an "X". The problem is knowing who has left to never return. There are 34 names currently on the list and 3 on a separate list of ROBs.
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  Lists. I don't need no stinking lists.
  
  I have an Eidetic memory
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  I limit admissions to my stripper college to only a handful of the most promising students. This way they get personal, hands on attention. And there's no need to keep a student list for such a small college.
  
  I do the same thing for my pimping business. Only the finest young women qualify for my rentable harem. No need for a list.
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  JohnSmith69, I thought it only counted as pimping if you encourage the girls to fuck other guys for money and then took their money! You always present yourself as more of a sugar daddy!
  
  By the way, pimping = non-brilliant!
• lopaw

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  9 years ago

  I use an Excel spreadsheet.
• s88

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  9 years ago

  I maintain such a list. 75% of dancers I interact with go on the list along with notes of everything they told me and what I told them. LD experience and personality and who are her typical customers in the SC all get written down. The 25% of dancers I interact with that don't go on the list were dancer I didn't like that approached me and I had to shoo them off, their names are irrelevant. I organize the list by SC, then by stage name.
  
  On the trip to the SC, I read through my notes for that SC. If I didn't keep a list, my head would explode trying to remember that info. Connecting faces to names is hard for me. My list with dancer descriptions helps tremendously.
• MrDeuce

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  8 years ago

  I have kept a list, on paper in code, of all strippers who have gotten me off going back to 1996. It includes date, club, stripper name, ethnicity (if non-white), and whether we did lap dances (and how many) or VIP. This list predates my knowledge of Excel by several years or I would have done it in Excel in the first place. Yes, I'm a nerd.
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  No, I never have. I doubt I ever will. I can keep track of beneficial relationships. It isn't rocket science or differential equations.
• twentyfive

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  8 years ago

  I get my rocks off with dynamite and I keep track on an abacus running Fortran basic.
• Dominic77

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  8 years ago

  What a strange game. How about a game of chess?