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SC with a Female Friend

So yesterday I go out on a dinner date with a lady I met and we do some driving around afterwards. As she is driving me around she's pointing out this and that place and points out a strip…

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SC career spend

strip clubbing is a very expensive recreational activity. More than hunting, fishing or traveling. How much have you spent on this "hobby" so far? Here are the options: Thousands Tens of thousands Hundreds of thousands I am in the tens of thousands.…

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Pie chart for women

You have a pie, and no one has taken a bite out of it, so 100%. If you had to split the pie in the categories of what's important to you in a women, how would you split it? The categories…

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Crazyjoe elevator prank

https://youtu.be/33AskqWXSY0

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A good lesson for rickboy

https://youtu.be/8lfPGv2JKO8 It is okay to prank and drive, just don't drink and drive. ..be safe out there

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check out my new Single "sloppy Joe" should be on tge radio by tomorow

Yo! I made a rap song in AutoRap by Smule, and it's awesome. Listen to it here: http://www.smule.com/p/731123488_441981037

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Gonna be a lot of chinese chicks hitting the net...

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jun/15/chinas-naked-loans-force-female-students-to-bare-all-in-return-for-more-cash Shady internet lenders in China are reportedly coercing female college students to provide nude pictures of themselves as collateral – a loan-for-porn scheme that has prompted anger on the country’s internet. Under the arrangement reported by state media this week, some…

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Canada near Niagra Falls and Toronto

I'm going to Canada soon and I see there are a lot of clubs in the area. Can someone save me the trouble of reading all the reviews and point me toward the better ones, don't have to be…

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OT: CLT is as bad as ATL

I used to like flying through CLT a lot more than ATL. It has the pleasant rocking chairs where you can relax during a long layover and lots of plugs and free wifi. But I just flew through CLT yesterday…

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Self-Radicalized Alligators

Nuke em

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

A pleasant surprise

I wasn't expecting a whole lot based on reviews but I had a great time here on a Tuesday evening. $5 cover, $2 for a Bud, which is about the least I've ever paid for…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Two visits - Sunday afternoon and First Tuesday

Visit #1, late Sunday afternoon a few weeks ago. Got done at Elm Fork Range and wasn't far from the club. Afternoon is not the same quality as evening but some come in…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Not crowded

Got to Men's Club later than planned. I had spent my last several visits in nude clubs but am coming to the conclusion that nudity is only part time at those places. Previous…

Club Madonna

Miami Beach, Florida

So many babes so little time

It's 20$ for (admission fee) just to get in. That shouldn't stop you from going in. Pretty pricey but it's totally worth it. The club may look pretty small but the dancers make up for…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Great chill spot

Wasn't expecting much on a Monday night, but there were plenty of dancers here. Good looking ones too. No drink hassle. Just enjoying the time and view at ones own leisure. The dancers were sweet…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Still above average

Same old same old highest bang for your buck. I havent been to follies in a few months now so i went in on a random monday around 7ish. i wish i had come closer…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Expectations unmet

I finally got a chance to go to this club I have read so much about during a recent visit to Tampa. Although, after some initial disappointment with it, I managed to have a reasonably…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

Disappointing visit to Deja vu

I have been to this club a few times over the years. This visit was horrible. There was about 18 girls working and there was only 1 I even considered getting a dance…

B Confidential

Brisbane, Queensland

Not many dancers on, but the ones they had were hot. Good prices

To be honest the club itself was fairly bland. There were no dancers on stage, and none of the usual strippers milling around trying to convince you to have a private dance. When…

Doll House

Atlanta, Georgia

another one bites the dust

I received a text from a CF that she was working at the Dollhouse tonight, and for me to come visit. I arrived around 10:30 pm. Parking was $5 to an attendant. Cover was…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Foxy Lady Brockton Visit

First time to Foxy Lady in years. I went during the afternoon on a Tuesday. Plenty of parking, no cover charge, and the beers were reasonable at 6.75! There were 6-7 dancers working the stage. All…

Stars

Plainfield, Connecticut

Stopped going... Need to go back

So I normally went with my girl and we tried to be there when Jasmine was dancing as My girl liked herbitJasmin stopped dancing or so I heard... Ineedtogo back and Check IT out and…

Doll House

Sandy Springs, Georgia

Not surprised if I had seen a tumbleweed

When I arrived at Main Stage, I was charged $5 for a valet to park my car in a fairly empty parking lot. I was charged $10 cover. at the entrance, there are two rooms…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Coli on Thurs

Went to the Coliseum last Thursday. Layout has been described many times...so I won't bore with those details. A bit miffed that valet is now $8.00...but I guess there are worse things.…

Zachary's

Mashpee, Massachusetts

Meh

Was in the neighborhood so I made my first visit to Zachary's. Parking out front. The place looks sort of like a worn out convenience store from the outside. Inside was long, with dancer stages…

7th Heaven

Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

Small town, small town talent

TINY club. Walk in and through metal detector, pay fee or not if in with bouncer. Ladies dance behind bar on tiny TINY stage. I am Always worried they will fall off…

The Office

Miami, Florida

The best club in Miami

Let me start by informing you I am a long time customer and recent dancer at The Office. This is the most welcoming club I've ever come across. I usally go around 7PM or 3AM…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Pretty Typical

Pretty small club in the upstairs floor of a sex toy store. Not a lot of dancer selection. Nice and dark. $10 cover + $10 drink. YMMV on the dances.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Anything goes

Walk into the club and in awe of all the beautiful women around with no boundaries. My understanding is that as long as you are willing to tip you can basically do what you will…

Club Climaxxx

Miami, Florida

Best in area

By far the best strip club I visited in a while. All types of dancers from skinny to nice and thick. Most if not all dancers are black, but I can tell you they are…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Not worth the $$$

Had some family in from out of town and wanted to show them a good time, so I decided to take my cousins to BTs. The club is clean and looks fancy. The girls were…

Lucky Devil Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Not what I expected

Parking lot was full so I had to drive a couple blocks away and find a spot in this industrial area. It was still early in the evening but the place was packed, the bar…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Stop Paying Their Price

Forgive me for starting this review off by ranting but this website has provided us with the information necessary to visit this club and to take charge of our situation and not pay their prices.…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

It was ok!

This is the first time going to this club in years!! Like maybe 10! There was no cover to get in but you did have to get a membership but you couldn't pick it up…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

Good quality club

Long overdue review. Visited this club back in July 2015 on a Thursday night after having been over to nearby SoCo (bit disappointed with the quality there). Club layout, prices, etc have all…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Still Not Paying Their Price

I met two ladies here on Friday night after I left Hong Kong due to a lack of talent. The ladies here were younger and better looking than the majority of the ladies at Hong…

Teasers Burlesque Palace

Winnipeg, Manitoba

Teasers Burlesque Palace is super fun & best adult entertainment in Winnipeg

Teasers Burlesque Palace is super fun & the best adult entertainment in Winnipeg! I love Teasers I have been a regular customer for over 5yrs now. I always go to Teasers on Friday & Saturday from…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Surprisingly pleasant the second time around

I had a bad experience at his club years ago that kept me away, but on a recent Monday evening I decided to give the club a second chance. What persuaded me to go was…

Deja Vu Hollywood

Los Angeles, California

Mostly good but..

The place has a good location, being on Hollywood blvd. The cover after midnight was $25. There was an offer going on, with full nude being $60 for 12 minutes and the topless ones for…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Best price at Hong Kong

I just remembered something that I had to share and forgot to include it in my review. I had just been up to my room with Danali who is one of my favorites at Hong…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Best in town

Well, to begin with, Greenville is not known for their strip clubs. The other two establishments in town are not really strip clubs as they wear pasties. From what I understand this is because of…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Nothing Special

Me and my buddies had just gotten back from a Vegas trip and ufortunately due to some bad luck on the tables and some strong edibles we weren't able to visit one of the wonderful…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

Disappointed

After reading the reviews here I decided to give this place a try. Since it is a full nude club, it should kick the fun up another level from other clubs. I went there on…

PT's All Nude II

Denver, Colorado

Not great

I have been to this club a few times, even before it changed. I decided to try it out and see if there were any more improvements. The stages have been revamped and they have…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Fair

Stuck in town for the weekend with work, stopped by about 10PM on a friday. The place was full but not crowded, found a table next to one of the three stages. Plenty of girls…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

ballpark again

Showed up at about 5 pm the other Monday. 4 girls there. Julie was still there from 12 pm shift. She is a 40+ strawberry blonde with a little bit on her hips and stomach.…

Boom Boom Gentlemen's Club

Mission, Texas

Bang for your buck

So this place is a little out of the way. It's the kind of rundown, seedy dive you hear about in a country song. There's a 15 dollar cover. I walked in and paid my…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

Has it improved?

Well I made another visit to the club after seeing some chatter on another site about the quality of a couple of dancers. I also wanted to see if things were still progressing in…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

What is going on.....

Over the last couple of months, this club is in disarray again. They change their hours Sun-Tues, opening at 3, Wed-Sat opening at noon. Fired managers and girls. Time before this visit,…

Double Shoe Men's Club

Bacliff, Texas

An Ok place to visit

First of all, get there BEFORE 7 pm to get in free (if you show up at 6:59 and somebody is in front of you, they will charge you to get in). There are…

Upper Brass

Toronto, Ontario

Team meeting

A few team members decided to venture out. Let them to the place and headed straight upstairs. For the new guy it's the door on the right facing club from street. After the $20CAD vig,…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

Club Hits Rock Bottom!

I dropped in after a few years away to see how my old haunt, the Traffic Light, was looking and to chill a while with some fine looking girl-next-door types. Well, what I found…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Disappointed

I've been going to HB's for many years. First understand that Chicago area strip clubs are pretty weak. On the other hand, because I have been going here for a long time I know a…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Done with this

For the past 9 months I've been traveling to Mnneapolis once or twice a month. I've gone to Rick's 4 or 5 times and mileage has definitely varied. I caught one dancer who…

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, Florida

Not too shabby

The place isn't all that nice and kinda of small. Theres a small stage with three poles but only one dancer is on the stage. The looks of women range from maybes to pretty hot,…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Uncomfortable Feeling

Thought I might try this place out after reading a few other reviews here on TUSCL. I walked in and was immediately struck by how impersonal it was. the few ladies i saw were locked…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

worthwhile

I was thru Lexington a month ago and found Cowboys was only a 5-10 minutes from the expwy...I stopped at 8pm or so and the bouncer let me in no charge when I told him…

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Mpire - DC

Went to Mpire last Thursday night for the first time. Arrived a little after 9pm. Had to wait at the door for 5-10 minutes as the doorman said the club was at capacity. When I…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Return to old favorite

Good to returning to fun old favorite after being away for sometime. The place hasn't changed much since my last visit about 2 years back. 3 stages, $5 cover, (got in for free since I…

Sugar's

San Antonio, Texas

First time ever, nice surprise

Even before I arrived in SA for work, I had singled out Sugar's as one of the best-looking spots to hit up in town. It was just a short drive from my hotel downtown (15…

Harley Riders Night Club

Clinton, Maryland

Pretty Sad

Arrived around 1am. Club is pretty small with one poll stage and one poll. When I entered, there were no girls on stage. I grabbed a seat next to s skinny dancer and and looked…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

HL Finally comes through for MrRock

Came on a Wednesday afternoon about 4:30 after I got off work. Met up with desertscrub and rh48hr who were already there. Now I haven't had too good of luck at old HL…

Club Climaxxx

Miami, Florida

Club vibe was a little off

I have reviewed this club several times before so won't get into the club's layout; for club layout details refer to my June 14, 2015 Climaxxx review. As a quick description for those unfamiliar w/…

Nikita's Gentlemen's Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Nikita's

Nikita's is a nice change in Bridgeport. Not as good a selection of dancers as PM but not as seedy as PM or BC. Four dancers working on a recent mid-week afternoon visit, and fewer…

Apricots

Barcelona, Spain

Awesome experience

I flew into Barcelona for some down time. I was intrigued by this spot due to the previous reviews. I arrived much later at the spot than I wanted, after midnight on a Wednesday, due…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Visit to Mnpls

Was in Minneapolis on business and stayed downtown. Did my research on TUSCL and thought that this club might be best suited for what I was looking for. Got in about 11:45 pm and stayed…

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Air dances !

This one strip club has a lot of hot girls and its a great club but the downfall is they give air dances not all of them but a lot of them . Do air dances turn u on?

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Ever been in a club getting a lapdance and pulled a Crazy Joe aka CJ

Well if during a lap dance you manage to shit in your britches then you just pulled a CJ aka Crazy Joe

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Love must be for the young and nevi

Young and nevi people seem to be the only fools able to truly fall in love head over heels. I remember those days of my youthful ignorance and Bliss. It seems that once experience, age, wisdom kicks in that love is impossible…

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Where are you Spanish Speakers?

I'm as gringo as they come, but I lived a decent while in a Spanish-speaking country, and became very conversational in Spanish, with a pretty good accent, so I'm told. However, in my time there your typical Strip Club phrases never…

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July 4th Partying

I don't ask too many serious questions here but here goes... This July 4th I have 2 different but both awesome invitations... Opportunity 1. Go shoot a real civil war style cannon with a buddy that is a gun nut. He says…

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OTC in South Jersey-Philly area

How many of you have been successful at it? Just wondering :)

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We're the Millers

Anybody seen this movie? Does Jennifer Aniston accurately portray the personality of a stripper? Great movie...

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Lost video of Juice's Olympics days

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/little-chocolate-donuts/n8655

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Ignore function

Might be a dumb question, but how do you ignore someone? I can't figure out how to do it, I know I'm probably making it harder than it really is.

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A pic of Juice winning the 100 meter dash.....

thanks to his blazing 4.7 40 speed..... https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rspjckYlgJ8/hqdefault.jpg

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Have you ever been to ....

A club where the bartenders and waitresses do their jobs topless? I never have but would def be up for that and off the top of my heads would think that would get more people in the door and perhaps…

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OT - It Was Only a Matter of Time

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/06/14/pastor-praises-orlando-shooting-massacre/85858388/

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OT: Sports in Vegas

http://espn.go.com/nhl/story/_/id/16203078/nhl-settles-las-vegas-quebec-city-expansion This makes it sound as if an NHL team in Vegas is pretty much a done deal. Which makes me wonder what that means for the other 3 major sports going there in the future?

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Only customer in the club

I'm on my way to a club as I speak, I'm pretty sure I'm going to be the only customer in the club. I've never been in this situation before. Have you ever been the only customer in a club? Was…

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Twerking

Say what you want about twerking in general, but this chick is a a dream to watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmSgv9A_ZqM

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New Atlanta strip club

A job fair was held a couple of days ago in Atlanta to hire dancers, etc for the new club being opened by rapper T.I. The new club called V-Live will open June 17 at 1271 Marietta Blvd. Tel 678…

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Detroit Meet-Up????

1. Odds that Rech appears? 2. Odds that Vince gets laid? 3. Odds that we end up in on 8 Mile? 4. Odds that we end up at Bogarts or Henry's? 5. Odds that Motörhead shows up?

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"Cum inside me"....WTF ?

So I'm fucking this stripper bitch I've known a few years now OTC and out of the blue she pulls me close and tells me to cum inside her....WTF ? What is she thinking ?

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Sex in the water

This discussion about redheads got me thinking of MaryAnn, my former girlfriend, the unbelievably beautiful redhead I knew in the late 90's. We'd fuck anywhere, anytime, several times at one of our beaches here in Michigan. How about…

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Chokers and Trannies

TUSCL has ruined chokers for me in both strip clubs and my civilian life. After reading all the discussions and reviews about how trannies might where chokers to hide their Adams apple, I'm weary of any woman with one on.…

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Nude dance

Entry fee ? And any drink include in entry fee

Bottoms Up

Brooklyn, Illinois

So Much Hope, So Dissappointed

In STL for business and was planning on hitting the ESTL clubs to sample their wares. Started at Bottoms Up around 10:30, but was sorely dissappointed. Per the last review, they're not…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Depends what you're looking for

Had a little bit of time during the day and I'd hit up some of the nearby clubs, so I figured I'd take a peek. The stage is super prominent, with some chairs in a…

Bada Bing

Syracuse, New York

Girls have gotten relentless

In terms of the physical layout of the club you can see my last review right below this because not much has changed. Some of the new bar tenders are keeping the joint much…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Fannie's Review

I’ve checked in at Fannies about a week ago and yes this place is quite empty. It turns out that Fannies did get in trouble about two months ago and are back to square…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

I'm Disappointed.

I was just at Trumpps. I went, had dinner, and left about 15 minutes after. Despite it looking dead in there, I paid the cover to go in. Within the first 5…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Great afternoon stage club

I go here in the afternoon when work allows. No cover, food menu looks good (saw someone getting takeout the other day), drinks are not a bargain, but ok. No cover. In…

Godfather The Gentlemens Club

North Hills, California

Personal Attentio

If you're like me and you like average girls, this place is for you. I came here when I was in town on a production and my only regret is not getting more VIP dances.…

Snookie's

Oxnard, California

Fun Non-nude

I usually HATE "strip" clubs with no nudity but I actually had a bit of fun here. Granted, I went in with low expectations but everyone in the clubs from the 3 dancers to the…

Rockstar Cabaret

Wolcott, Connecticut

Dancer

I'm a dancer at Rockstar, so I may be a little biased. Saturdays nights after 11 are always a blast. Management and girls are generally friendly, there are many new dancers recently. Rockstar is the…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Attractive dancers, relaxed atmosphere

Good experience at Sinsations on a Thursday night, as many young, attractive girls were working. Got there around 9 PM, $10 cover, and there’s a 1 drink minimum (got a $5 coke). Others…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

not a bad way to spend an evening

Since I wrote my first review of P10, I’ve been there about four additional times, and my opinion of the club has improved somewhat. On the positive side, it’s easy to look up coming events…

Big Daddy's

New Orleans, Louisiana

A mess

I went to a lot of Bourbon strip clubs, and this one is the worst. It was a slow night everywhere, but the girl up front took me by the hand and guided me to…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

Lame

First time here since I was in the Mount Clemens area. Usually I like to go to the strip clubs in metro Detroit, as they are some of the very best in the whole country.…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

It does not get better for a dayshift then this club

This place always has the best selection of dancers for a dayshift in detroit. The only drawback is that it can get smokey inside and you will have to deal with that. I met a…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

tuesday at flashdancers

I hadn't been here in a few years, and I decided to stop in by myself -- had a great time, I have to say. $20 cover and expensive drinks, goes without saying, but there…

City Limits

Canton, Ohio

City Limits Fun !

I stopped by the City Limits on a Monday afternoon and saw Angel again. I have stopped by here now about 3 weeks in a row on different days just to check things out. The…

Omnia Blue Gentleman's Club

St. Petersburg, Florida

Not a typical location

I may be a little biased, because I prefer to go to a club where the entrance is discreet. This is far from that. I it in downtown St Pete, about a block…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

So so at best

I haven't been to the Dollhouse in a while, so I thought I would go back to see if it has improved. It is still a very low energy club with few customers and…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

Sunday Funday

Good place to go on a late Sunday night. Buckets of beer, classic rock, and good looking entertainers. I like sitting by the tip stage in the corner of the place. Dancers out numbered patrons…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

Okay

I been here before and had a good time. I was around and wanted to try it out again, just as good the second time. There are some busted women who need to put there…

T & A Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

They should charge more-these girls are worth the money

I've never seen strippers work so hard for $5 in my life before visiting T&A. The songs last what feels like forever and for only five bucks you are getting a good deal. It's full…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Roman Orgy

Roman Orgy I usually don’t write long club reviews, but the Follies deserves an extensive commentary. I went to the club on a Tuesday night about 9:00 PM. There was mandatory $10.00 valet parking (on the…

Playmates Cabaret

Houston, Texas

On a Sunday?

I decided to pay this place another visit. This time I stopped in on a Sunday afternoon around 5 or six. I wasn't expecting much just wanted to relax and have a drink. As expected…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Tuesday night visit, 25-30 dancers

I visited Brad's around 10 PM on a Tuesday night. Paid the eight dollar cover, $6.75 for a beer, and plopped myself down at a table with the excellent view of the stage. Club was busy…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Good times if you can attract attention

Was in Indy on a Saturday and decided to see what kind of time I could have at Rio. When I arrived, I was approached almost immediately by a 6-7 blonde, and we opted…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Tuesday night visit, less than 10 dancers

Visited this club around 11:30 PM on a Tuesday night. Paid my $10 cover, bought a beer for $7.50, and sat down at a table near one of the two small stages. There were dancers on…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Tuesday night visit, 3 dancers

I walked in around 12:30 AM on a Tuesday night. There was no cover charge, as it appeared the bouncer was busy standing off to the side of the parking lot talking to someone and…

Jiggles

Indianapolis, Indiana

Tuesday late night visit, 3-5 dancers

After varying levels of success at several other nearby clubs I passed this one on my way back to the hotel and although it was already 1:15 AM decided to stop in quickly. I entered and…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Early Afternoon Visit

I was in the area and decided to kill some time while waiting for some friends to get off of work. There were only two or three dancers in the club that I saw.…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

my favorite sc in Pittsburgh

This one hands down is the best in Pittsburgh. While I had a one-year assignment in Pittsburgh, I stopped by this place a lot. Always very clean, nice bar at the main floor…

Playmates Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Dive bar fun

First of all, this place is definately a dive. The interior needs to be gutted and burned. Don't go into the restroom unless you absolutely have to. The seats are worn to the point that…

Cockatoo

Yankton, South Dakota

Thursday visit

Stopped into the Cock-A-Too on around 11PM on a Thursday night in May. I had not been in this club in many years.....so I was overdue for a visit. Upon walking into the bar.....the first…

The Landing Strip

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Why do people come here? Bad Business.

This place is terrible. There is no business sign up, and there hasn't been a business sign up for years. The sign that is here is a torn, white block of blank and that's exactly…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies - Only One Reason to Go...

... And it's not for the food (although they do have a decent free buffet at 4pm), the drinks (although they're fairly priced at ~$4.50 for mixed drinks, with no mark-up for dancers), or the…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

One More Visit

Stopped by a couple of Thursdays ago for a couple of hours, late afternoon into the shift change around 7:00 pm. Fairly busy for that time of day, in fact, took some time to find an…

TD's Show Club West

Tucson, Arizona

A good Monday evening

Monday evening I went to TD West. I walked in and looked around. The place was empty. This was at about 7 pm. No dancer on stage, and the bouncer gave shit about no…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Vicki is awesome!!!

Most girls are nice at this club there are a few that are much better and then there is Vicki!!! Best of the best...if you go get there before 7 and find her...you will have a…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

A "miss" night

Entered club after 10pm, club is small but updated and clean. Tv's everywhere. Only three girls on shift. Was told by one of the girls that this was normal during the week…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

same old Chicas

my review states morning but really it was lunch. i like that lunch here means normal lunch not a suggested time for the dancers to show up which means early afternoon. if you…

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, Florida

Thursday at Allure

Hadn't been to Allure since it was Foxys, but I was pleasantly surprised. Parking is in the rear and is fairly safe, saw a couple people milling around in the cars but it is not…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Another Satisfied Customer

I believe there were 9-10 dancers, a couple waitresses, and a shot girl. At least three dancers are plus sized, and gross. Don't think I won't pork a fat chick, I just hate seeing…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Lovely Latinas

I got off work early and decided to go see the hot Chicas at Chicas. I found a place to park near the back, i decide to back in to my parking place since…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

A Slow Monday Night

Maybe Mondays are to be expected like this. A handful of dancers who parted from their regulars at the bar only long enough to do their obligatory turn on a small, dimly lit…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Good Stage Show - Lapdance Options Limite

KOD is out of the downtown areas for both Minneapolis and St. Paul, but that means it has plenty of parking. I went Wednesday evening after work and got there early enough for their $1…

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The longest orgasm ever

The MILF and I have exhaustively pleasured one another sexually. At the end, she lays on her back, and spreads her legs revealing her slightly parted big pussy lips. She lays still, wonderfully submissive, and let's me explore,…

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Might demote my CF

I'm torn. My CF is a true LDQ, she practices all the good stripper behaviors. Never over counts, waits for a new song, doesn't beg for tips, etc. But there's issues. She's cut her days to twice a week, and…

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should i publish the pseudocode for my troll detection algorithm on TUSCL

since i am a space geneious i have been able to write code to detect code that also has applications simulating the inflation of flexible objects in space. you wouldnt think that these are the same problem but i now…

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Any of these redheads Dream Strippers?

John would say yes. I like #2 http://badsentinel.com/2013/05/02/redheads-rule-that-is-all-25-photos/

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ATL & Smoking

I have a biz trip to ATL on the horizon. As far as I can tell, all ATL clubs allow smoking. No offense to anyone but having to ingest 2nd hand smoke is a major negative for me. 1. Are…

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Prostitute kills customer over payment.

A woman is charged with murder after she shot and killed a Jacksonville man after a dispute over payment for arranged sex, according to police. Antoinette Boyd, 24, was arrested Friday after police said she killed Russell Waddell on French Street…

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OT: ALF is dead.

RIP. http://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/alf-actor-michu-meszaros-dead-at-76/ar-AAgZmjX?li=BBnb2gh

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Any good tips for Vegas?

Hi, I'm going to Vegas next week for the first time in several years. I've been to Speariment Rhino, Little Darlings, and I think Sapphire's... I forget... it was the really big one.. I've had some good and…

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LPGA

Did anyone else watch the Women's PGA Championship Sunday? Finally, a South Korean DID NOT win. A blonde 18 year-old cutie pie won. She's not America. She's ftom Canada -- close enough. It was a great match.…

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how many of you want an a DoctorPhil family history article?

i have only scratched the surface regarding my amazing life and my amazing family so now i am working on an article for all of you. your welcome

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Anybody else think that redheads are the best?

Is there anyone else who's absolute favorite woman from a visual perspective is a gorgeous young redhead.? I have somewhat varied tastes, but redheads are without a slightest doubt what turns me on the most. I know a few…

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I have won the TUSCL NHL bracket challenge....

I am a winner! Nina should forget her loser friends and come smoke a blunt with me http://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/?intcmpid=bcg-league-eml#/league/180981

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Video that broke the Internet: hula hoop #3

Eden does the hula hoop topless for 3 minutes. If you're impatient, the bottom comes off at 1:10 -- http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/naked-hula-hooping-with-eden_89396.html

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New Articles

About 6 of them posted including londonguy's. Have not read them yet.

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OT: OJ – Made in America

A 5-part ESPN 30-for-30 series – it is supposed to be good – 1st episode was last night on ABC but I forgot about-it – first episode re-airs Tu eve on ESPN – below is a link to the air-times: http://espn.go.com/30for30/ojsimpsonmadeinamerica/ Did…

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More Strip Club rules to follow from TUSCL :)

1) Show us your tits: No really show us your tits we didn't walk through that door to watch you walk around in your underwear. Nobody's personality is so good we're willing to pay the markup price for alcohol…

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Selfies to dancers

Many on here receive nude/semi-nude selfies from dancers to entice you to come in and see them. It would be kinda funny to send a selfie to a dancer letting you know how much you wanna see her – but w/…

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Ass

I love ass. All of it, not just the buns. I worship ass like JS69 worships DD breasts. I like to kiss it, smell it (!) and be as close to it as possible. I only do this with the CF though.…

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Death of the REAL greatest

I just heard that Gordie Howe died on Friday. He was a great player. Keep in mind that the bulk of his career was played in 50 game seasons vs today's 77 game seasons. More than that,…

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A new era...

This morning, my wife officially retired. This will change a lot of things, not to mention my clubbing habit which is liable to take a big hit since my wife won't be flying all over the country. Biggest of all…

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Strange behavior...

So I was texting a dancer back and forth, flirting and normal conversation, at which point I pop the questing "so when are you working next, I'll come by and see you" To which she responds ... nada, nothing, not…

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Detroit meetup, final notice

The Detroit meetup is this coming Friday, June 17 at Flight Club in Detroit. I will get there not later than 6 pm to save seats. If you are going to come and have not previously expressed an…

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More Strip Club rules to follow from Willamette OR. :)

http://www.wweek.com/bars/2014/03/11/12-strip-club-guide-clubmandments/

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OT: Fuckboy?

So the other day I'm at the club and one of the girls comes to me and says I have to go talk to my (now ex)CF for whatever blah.blah reason. Well I'm into one of the other…

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Your weakness

I was in a strip club today, and I had $300 on me. I didn't plan on spending too much today, I was just planning on chilling out. Just then a sexy black dancer went on stage, and you know…

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russian stripper pimp fees

I always wondered what the russian stripper pimps charge. Today I got a quote. It is $50 per stripper, payed on pickup, delivery to SC is free. My stripper quit her pimp ("agent" is the word she used) yet still…

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WTF

I drove way out of my way to my favorite club Saturday. I sat in the parking lot for an hour and then headed home. Somewhere along the way I changed my mind about visiting. I ended up at a…

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Article posted

Guys (and ladies), just posted an article on clubs in NRW area of Germany. Hopefully Founder will publish soon. Reviews will follow when clubs are added.

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Detroit meetup

Ah yes, another gathering of the clan. What time do the participants coming plan to be at Flight Club.

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Over 50 dead in US nightclub, 50 more injured

I just turned on the news. Hearing reports others are crossing over our southern borders in addition to just the regular illegal aliens setting up terror cells across the country. Thanks to Ovama and our former Secretary of…

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Lawyer expresses confidence that Agholor won’t be charged in stripper assault

"A female dancer at a strip club has claimed that Agholor raped her on Thursday afternoon. The allegation reportedly arose from a dispute over the amount of money Agholor agreed to pay for private time with the dancer." http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/06/10/lawyer-expresses-confidence-that-agholor-wont-be-charged/

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Just visiting...?

Does anyone go to the strip club just to sit at the bar/table to have a few drinks, chat with a dancer and not get any dances? If yes, do you pay the dancer something for their time? Also, I always tip…

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old discussions

What is with the current trend of revitalizing old threads? Often I don't realize they are old until after I reply.

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That Stripper Audition In Atlanta Was For T.I.s New Strip Club

Mystery solved. The stripper auditions that we previously reported went down in Atlanta this week was for a new strip club T.I. is opening. Reports TMZ: When T.I. is opening up a new strip club, strippers come out in force ……

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Done

Havent been around a while. Guess a hot wife with a rockin bod, great tude in bed and a good time in a three way wasn't enough Apparently judging by the amount of names and numbers in his pay-n-go…

Strip Club vs Night Club. Which is Cheaper? Better?

Strip club or regular dancefloor nightclub. Which is cheaper overall for pussy? Which is cheaper for a LD, LDK, and takeout? Techniques to learn from night club creep (AKA PL2). 1st chat up and buy drinks for the men that escorted the women to the night club 2nd chat up and buy drinks for the ugly lady friend of the hot chick, fiend sexual interest in ugly lady friend 3rd get male companions to leave nightclub, suggest a strip or night club to them, break up the group to isolate hot pussy 4th chat up and buy drinks for hot pussy 5th after getting a no from hot pussy, slowly dance up back upto the pussy after every no from pussy, perhaps pussy will "give in"…

She's Pretty, You Like Her, but Why Won't You Buy Dances From Her?

The reason I'm posting this on here and NOT stripperweb (as i'm sure ya'll will tell me to do) is because I want the opinion of strip club patrons not other strippers. I want ya'll to tell me what you guys are thinking. What I want to know is, if you think a girl is gorgeous to the point you say you're "in love" blah blah blah why won't you get a dance with her? I make an effort to have a good fun conversation and pepper in some sexiness but I've been coming up dry and I'm not a new dancer (2 years experience). Everyone wants to talk to me forever and blow my head up with compliments but…

Things Strippers Think

OBVIOUSLY not speaking for all dancers. I just thought it'd be fun to share some of the thoughts that go through my head while I work. Enjoy! 1. Omg, I hope tonights a good night last night sucked. 2. Oh that guys sitting all by himself...he probably won't even like me, I'm gonna go smoke and if he's still there I'll try him out. 3. Wow he's still there alone, probably still won't be interested in me, lemme take a shot first. 4. Yep, wasn't interested in me, who else is here? 5. Did I baby wipe before I got on stage? 6. Wow, I got really sweaty during that set, and I know Joe Schmo wants a dance but I better baby wipe and put…

There is NO sex in the champagne room... or is there?

I am somewhat dating myself with this, but when I was in college in the 90s Chris Rock came out with a funny monologue about strippers that focused on the "fact" that there is, "NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM", at strip clubs no matter what the stripper says. And even though, "Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction" (look at the bottom of this page if you wonder about that), many of the reviews make an individual wonder if Chris Rock was totally incorrect about the "facts" that he shared about strippers. The truth is, knowing that sex is offered in the VIP area or champagne room of a club does not seem to…

Strip Clubs Versus Sugar Babies

Starting in December 2012, I made a foray into the world of sugar daddies and sugar babies, trying to determine whether a mutually beneficial sugar arrangement would be a better alternative to going to strip clubs several times per month. This article will focus on my findings and observations in the sugar bowl. I had paid memberships on Seeking Arrangement, Sugar Daddy For Me, Arrangement Finders, and several other websites on and off over the course of the last three and a half years. Out of all of them, I spent the most time and money on Seeking Arrangement, since it had the best user ergonomics in terms of doing searches and not showing profiles that had been inactive for several…

German FKK Cubs in the NRW Region

As some of you may know I recently had a tour of some of the clubs in the NRW (North Rhine Westphalia) region of Germany so here's an article on my findings. Firstly the clubs in this area differ a lot from those in the Frankfurt area, for the most part the clubs that are most popular have girls that walk around in bikinis, lingerie etc, there'll be the odd topless girls walking around but they are few and far between. In the Frankfurt and surrounding areas the main clubs are World, Oase, Mainhatten, Palace and Sharks with a small number of smaller clubs. In NRW there are many more clubs and if you take in the clubs just over the border…

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A real distress message on Facebook

She used to be a stripper then met a millionaire in Brazil. Guess he lost his mind Carla ********* everybody this is serious i broke up with abel earlier he broke in to my apartment beat me with a really hard brass…

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Any Intel on Dollhouse in Atlanta closing?

The other board mentions that Dollhouse in Atlanta is closing. Here is tuscl listing https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=2618 It was a crappy club, so it would not surprise me. Also that area is starting to get upmarket. Any intel on this?

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Guys crossing their legs

Wat do u think of guys crossing their legs like girls

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Breasts of steel.....

https://media.giphy.com/media/sPjxD2mStW9O/giphy.gif

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OT: 3 some with two married women

Ya...I think married women pussy is just a small step up from P4P. No they weren't as hot as strippers (which is actually ruining my sex life with civies ) but boy were they eager as fuck to please. Nice trade

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OT: Losing your man card

How much shit from your wife, gf, random bitch, fuckbuddy, etc are you willing to put up with to get the pussy? I don't mind begging, letting her do whatever she wants, bossing me around. The end goal is the pussy,…

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A pic of JFK and me....

In 1963 JFK drove by Rudford's, San Diego's classic diner. I was 10. I'm standing across the street. http://www.voiceofsandiego.org/wp-content/uploads/4c92939c49865.image.jpg

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It's hard to be a rick sometimes. Aah...yup

To be a rick is to dress impeccably. But do you know how hard it is to find a suit that fits a turtle? It isn't easy! Aah...yup rickthewobbegong has an even harder time. But that crazy bastard makes up for…

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what does money mean to you

For me it doesn't hold much value But I contribute and participate in this paper trade civilization Wealth seams fleeting and in the end you lose it on your health It only seems that cash is only good for the now or short…

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I read about 'current favorite' and 'all-time favorite'. Do any of you deal with

I'm guessing this falls under the gentlemen who don't have the intention of becoming a regular for any dancer or just go to the club to get a couple dances from familiar faces. If this does actually happen though, is drama…

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Must be spoiled in Detroit

I know, it's funny to say that...but it's pretty well-known that the Detroit clubs are high-mileage. Maybe it's because some of the cities I travel to (Indy, Louisville, Cinci, etc) that have very little mileage (that I've found so…

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Backpackers

I used to be one. Hell that's part of the creation of bag boy James. I believe it's a skill that is worth having. During economic hard times it can keep you afloat knowing how to live simple. I no longer…

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You remind me of.....

No lie, this happened last night. A dancer told me I reminded her of her ex-boyfriend. Does that mean I have the feel of an unemployed drug dealing felon???? Lol Any of you ever been told that by a stripper?

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Racism Sucks

I meet people and get to talking about all sorts of topics. Then conversations get interesting and people talk about all kinds of deviated immoral and illegal things they do. People usually see me as white, so when I…

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2 on 1

2 dancers who know me as a regular, asked me separately to buy them drinks. It was slow so I told them if they both sandwich me for a bit I would. It was nice to have one…

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Farmerart

I just got word that our old friend Farmerart passed away last Christmas. For we old timers, he was one of the more interesting guys on here. I'm sure he's tending to his garden with an obscenely expensive…

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Did a dancer ever tell you...

You look like my boyfriends dad!

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My own experiment

I am going to completely change my routine today. I am going to sit on the other side of the club and closer to the stage. Also, I have vowed to not "chase" a fav.

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Ever go to a club and wonder...

https://youtu.be/Qkuu0Lwb5EM

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Unusual

Can you really consider yourself a Casanova with women or brag about your conquests on a website devoted to SCs if you are a customer like everyone else?

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Dr. Phil

I sometimes catch myself developing a crush on a dancer. To stop this, I just imagine how my life would be if I actually was dating this woman. Crush ended.

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OT: Arrest Warrants

When I was searching the Internet for something else, quite by accident I ran across the name of an old favorite on a list of outstanding arrest warrants. The list was current. Dated 6-7-2016, but the arrest warrant was…

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Hiding out

I only go to see 3 to 4 girls at a favorite club. Usually, at least 2 are working at any given time when I visit. After each girl's set, all the girls do a tip parade. This can…

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Favorite club

Has this ever happened to you? You become a regular of a girl and she just expects you to buy dances? You understand time is money for her. But, a little conversation is always nice. She arrives for her shift, hugs you and…

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Philly Club Recommendations?

I'm headed to Philly for a week. I'd like to hit a few upscale clubs so I'm curious if any of you Philly regulars have some recommendations. I don't need extras, just some hot girls and staff…

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You might have gone to a strip club last night, if...

Jeff Foxworthy has that old comedy routine "You might be a redneck if..." and he fills in the blanks with one liners. I thought it might be funny to do the same with the discussion topic. I'll start. I know…

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WTF is one-way touching ?

I can understand cities that don't allow any touching b/w dancer and custy - but now that I think about it why is it ok/legal for a dancer to touch/grind a custy but the custy not be able to touch…

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Wat do u love about women ?

We men love women but name several things u love about them

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Women are amazing !

U guys agree women are the most beautiful creature ever created ??

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Awkward Club Experiences

What's your most awkward experience at a strip club? I'll share mine to get the ball rolling.... A cute dancer approaches and does the usual sit-in-the-lap to say hello routine. She makes small talk for a…

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Stripper job fair in Atlanta. LOL.

http://hiphopwired.com/2016/06/10/stripper-job-fair-atlanta/

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#Ninaiswinning

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=43193 #TeamNina #NC4L #you'reallobsessedwithnina

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NBA Finals Game 4 Tonight. Who Wins?

I think I'm going with Cleveland tonight. Splash brother #1 is still not 100% If Splash brother #2 plays like he did in games 1 and 2 and Cleveland plays like they did in game 3 I think Cleveland can…

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Nipple Piercings

What are your thoughts on this? Ordinarily I'm not a fan, but one of my favorites has her nipples pierced and damn she makes it look good.