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at the house saving money sucks but it's necessary

Not all of us on tuscl are blessed with $350,000 ...it's more like $35,000 Poker laptop broke today Car check engine light came on And I got to put clubbing on hold just to fix shit. A man gotta do what a man…

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Long distance relationships

If I lived in Phoenix this would be DS IV beautiful face Redish/blond hair, looks natural Pretty smile Chill Cute pointy B cups with big nipples Skinny but not a spinner Slow erotic lap dances Pink pussy with biggish lips But I can't afford the time or money on…

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Funny start to a night of clubbing

I often discuss strip clubs with my uber driver. But tonight it's a middle aged woman, and I'm not sure how she'll feel about it. So I say nothing. She pulls into the club parking lot. There are…

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Top 5

If I was going to try some clubs around the country what are some "Must See" clubs?

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Natasha Legeyda links

What do you think of Russian/Italian hottie Natasha Legeyda? age: 22 height: 5' 11" weight: 139 lb stats: 38DD - 25 - 37 Here are some links: http://www.egotasticallstars.com/2016/04/natasha-legeyda-topless-tennis http://boobpedia.com/boobs/Natasha_Legeida http://www.modelmayhem.com/2974159 http://treatsmagazine.com/on-the-treats-radar-natasha-by-marco-michieletto-for-satiety/ That will do for now. Personally, I love the voluptuous body (yes, I was…

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More Latinas

I'm in Kentucky. And have developed a love for latinas however they are in short supply here. Any suggestions (serious ones too) so that I may aquire one?

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Strippers and sex

This is about the strippers that fuck customers for money and escorts. I'm wondering how fucking all those guys changes sex for them? For example, let's say she has a boyfriend. Is there still a emotional and physical connection during sex with…

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Time for a new tuscl tagline?

Here's what we've got now. The Ultimate Strip Club List More than a list. It's the evocation of a culture. That sounds too corporate to me. Plus half of us probably have to look up what evocation means. Ithink it's…

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When the best looking girl there isn't a dancer...

How often do you find this to be the case?

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OT @the ex-mrs. mail order bride san_jose_guy

if you are reading this i would like to apologize for san_jose_guy. specifically i apologize for: his incessant bed wetting his bizarre Freudian mommy issues his inability to achieve an erection and have sex with a grown woman his obsession with AMPs where he…

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4AM stripclub shooting Flash Dance in WPB, FL

http://cbs12.com/news/local/man-dies-after-strip-club-shooting

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Great first night at an overall horrible club

Anyone else ever had this? Awesome girl gives an awesome dance then you come back and can't find her(probably fired for letting you let your hands free, which you find out later is a rule).

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ITC fun and OTC 3 sum company

Quick question. Been having some ongoing modest / ITC fun with ATF at her club For a few months. Paying for floor,vip dances, drinks etc. VIP Grinding, HJ, licking, touching. No BJ,FS, DATY in the club - ever…

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Best SC Aphorisms

Aphorism: a pithy observation that contains a general truth, such as, “if it ain't broke, don't fix it.” (according to the googs) My two faves so far: Lopaw: I'll beg for pussy, and I'll pay for pussy, but I won't…

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Texting a stripper in the club

One night you go to a club and one of your favorite strippers is there. She sees you and she comes over, nice little conversation. You're not ready to get dances yet, so she goes to work the room. She…

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I hope P.Emerson is doing good since he dropped his new single

Or maybe Will Smith sued his ass lol

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Hot and Cold with a dancer

Some times I go to this one show club and its always hit and miss with this one bitch. When it's hot it's on. I mean we going hard VIP When it's cold we hardly even talks. What gives ? Some ppl think I'm…

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Joose

Let joose loose

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Bill and Ted

The two badasses that fought royal ugly dudes

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Blonde On Blonde

I had the best three-way of my life last night. Jenna, my busty blonde CF, was scheduled to come to my house after her shift ended at 7PM. Around 6:30 she called to ask if I would like…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Getting Better and Better

Long time Blue customer and although I only make it about every 6 months it just seems to get nicer and more enjoyable. They continue to put serious $$ into classing up the place without…

Derriere's Gentlemen's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

great place

Upon walking in its just like any club wanted and pat down by bouncers it's a 20$ cover but it's BYOB at no extra charge they had about 13-15 girls working ranking from 6-9's I…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Beautiful Women - No Lap Dance

When you come to DC, you think, maybe there are some lovely women here. You're right, but there is no contact. This goes for every strip club in DC I've been to. Camelot, Good Guys,…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

A fun night out

This is one of the better clubs in the GTA. Pros: - Very attractive girls (most important thing!) - No cover charge - Not harassed to buy drinks - Ample parking Cons: - Stage lighting any layout make it a bit difficult…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

ugh

Me and a buddy was in town for the belk bowl and decided to stop here because it was close by. Upon walking in you come to a desk where you pay a girl. It…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

dancer's opinion

FYI this a review from a dancer not a customer. The club itself is pretty, not so much outside bit nice inside. I walked inside around 1pm. I talked to the bouncer who…

Cajun Club

Houlton, Wisconsin

Cajun Club

I had been here once before on a kind of weird night, and wanted to try it out again, so I came back at a completely different time and day than my previous visit, but…

Cocktails Showbar & Lounge

Jacksonville, Florida

Nice renovations

This club was renovated and looks much better now. the outside isn't impressive but the inside looks more posh. they've been firing a lot of the ugly, druggie girls and hiring prettier ones, but it's…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

Not too bad

I was bored one evening so I decided to give this place a try.... Cover is not bad and it's actually not a bad looking club... I've seen worse... There were only 3 dancers working…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

The legend is real

I had heard about the legend of the downer from multiple friends, so ventured down there with a couple of buddies. This place lived up to the hype. Wide variety of girls, so…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I spent way more money here than I should have.

The descriptions on here are accurate. Decent furnishings but the room is VERY dark (except for the stage), especially coming in from outside. Takes a while for the eyes to adjust. Hip-hop crap blaring way…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Friday visit

Walked in at 6pm which I believe is happy hour. There was a feature porn star later in the day but I don't know if my price reflected that or not. Day shift was pretty…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Decent nude juice bar

stopped here one night coming off the parkway from south jersey. It is byob. Which I found out after the fact. There was a $15 cover and had to buy a drink one drink…

XS Gentlemen's Club

Wilmington, California

There has been some changes

I wanted to try a new place. I saw a billboard saying they were a full nude club now. It also said free admission. I figured I might as well give it a shot.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Believe the Hype

My first trip to HiLiter lasted 7 1/2 hours, so I guess you could say I liked it. I arrived at about 5pm on a Friday and did not have to pay a cover charge.…

Pure Platinum

Frankfurt, Germany

Hot lap dances in Frankfort

I was on a business trip in Frankfort in December 2015 and decided to go to Pure Platinum club in the late evening. As the red light district in Frankfort seems to be quite shabby…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Still the best in DC but seems to be fading a bit recently.

Without a doubt, this is the best of the DC clubs; Archibald's is probably a distant 2nd. DC laws are weird, full nudity but no contact. Camelot’s outside was updated a couple of years ago…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

One of a kind

Where do I start... Well iv been too many clubs but none compare to this place! If your looking for trashy old strippers then here's the place to go. I'm not a very judgmental person…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Great visit

The doctor continues his tour of west-side SC with his first trip to Bogarts. I went in on Friday, a little bit after noon. There were a lot of vehicles in the parking lot --…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Another visit to LD after a a year or so

Another visit to LD after a a year or so. Not much has changed. Writing this review regarding a particular dancer ...Red.... She has been named in the reviews of this club before. Regarding the club,…

Club Risque Northeast

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Just not enough reasons to return

Long time location where Dangerous Curves teased us in, but whoever runs this place now doesn't bring enough excitement to ever bring me in to this place. I noticed no cover on Tuesdays,…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

All new girls.

It's been a while since I've been to this club. the outside is the same 1$ to self park, 10$ to get in. if you haven't been here in a while feel free to return…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Showplace fun

Stopped by late on a Friday night, was in NJ visiting family. I used to visit it occasionally when I used to live in NJ, it has barely changed in appearance. Typical to…

Club Lust

Brooklyn, New York

Expensive!

I first went to Lust on a Friday night and I had mixed feelings. First of all Lust is in Sunset Park, an industrial part of Brooklyn where its isolated with empty buildings and warehouses…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Looking forward to another visit

I stopped in a Monday after work in the beginning of March. The club was really slow at the time, probably around 6pm. I checked my coat with the always friendly person at the…

Vixens Cabaret

Davie, Florida

Not bad, might be better at night

I went to Vixens at around 7PM Tue afternoon. The club was empty, maybe 4 tables were taken. The girls were all beautiful but not 10s. Had a couple of beers while chatting with a good…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Club O!! Monday Night Fun!

Ok. So went here on a Monday. There were 2 girls, both black (not my types). Decided to sit at bar which is very nice. They have several TVs where they are…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Slow monday night

In Chicago and stop by on a slow Monday night. Only about 5 customers and about 10 dancers. I thought the dancers were a little more attractive than my past trips through here. They…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Short but sweet

Another visit to Hi-liter and another fun trip. It wasn't in my plans to go to clubbing this week but got a text early in the week from js69 inviting me to join him…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Summation of many trips

I was fortunate enough to visit San Diego twice earlier this year, so I made 5 trip to Hong Kong over my two visits Border crossing has been covered. I will only add that I…

Circus Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

The name says it all

This place was definitely a circus. Took forever to get a drink, and when it came it wasn't what I ordered (how do you confuse jack and coke with rum and coke and then…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Good

The club is starting to come around again. I had stopped going here for quite a while, choosing to pay a bit more and get a very handsy experience at OG instead, for the…

Red Garter Saloon

Key West, Florida

Great Place for a Bachelor Party

Some friends and I visited this establishment for a bachelor party. Initially, no one had planned on going to a strip club, but somehow we found ourselves here. The club itself was very…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

OK visit

My recon stops continue, trying to find a replacement for my reliable OG club that is so missed. Also trying to find some of the girls who disappeared when the new OG owners screwed…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Iffy

My third visit in as many months and I was just starting to like this place. The value is there if you find someone to spend time with but there does seem to be…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Surprising

Stopped on a Sunday afternoon around 2pm since I was driving right past and I was very surprised to find the place jumping. There was a continuous stage show and lots of people and…

Big Al's

Peoria, Illinois

Actually famous

For starters they aren't entirely BSing you about being world famous. For years now, Al's has been a destination for Cat nearby to bring foreign businessmen to show them a good time. Obviously that…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Not bad

Penthouse has some hot dancers and they get nude. Nice atmosphere. Best part by far is when amateurs participate. Also some of the shows are cool. Saw a lesbian show that was hot and a…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Friday night fish

Stopped in on the way home from work. Friday evening. They were fairly busy. All the table in front of the stage were full. I decided to sit on the side toward the back. All…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Nice time for a Tuesday afternoon

This was a nice afternoon visit. I wasn't sure what to expect, being this is a relatively little city out in the desert. The club was nice, and the front desk guy did flash your…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

This this was my lasst visit to Sam's

Went in Friday night about 9PM with a male and female friend. The place was DEAD. Empty parking lot. few customers and bad stereotypical rap being played. My friends and I take a seat at a…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Lived up to expectations

This is a very small, "hometown" type of bar and you could tell there are a lot of regulars. There seems to be a high mix of Brazilians here, and quite a few older ones.…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

New talent, hopefully this place is on the way up

Seems like they are changing staff at Bare Elegance a lot lately. Many of my favs are no longer here, and the DJ is having trouble getting the new girls to the stage. Thursday nights…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Decent club

Club was crowded and it was difficult to see the stage. Took a seat at one of the bars. A decent looking girl came up and we went to the private dance area in the…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Mickey's Review

I was in Boston on business, had a few extra days to let my pony play, and since TUSCL reviews indicate that Boston clubs are not worth the time and money, I decided to head…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Very nice club but beware

This review is for several visits over a few months, some day, some evening, most recent being a Friday night. So, for those that have been going to clubs for a while, we all…

Riverside Corral

Portland, Oregon

I only stop in at Riverside on rare occasions, and usually late at night after I've been to other clubs and just want one more stop before I go home

I only stop in at Riverside on rare occasions, and usually late at night after I've been to other clubs and just want one more stop before I go home. Since it's right at…

Pleasures

Wichita, Kansas

Pretty friendly girls

There are generally about 15-25 dancers working the night shift here, and they will generally range from about a 4-8 in looks with an occasional 9. Most dancers are white, but there are a…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

My favorite W. Babylon Club

There are 4 very similar clubs in W. Babylon all within a few blocks of eachother. This one is my favorite, mostly because of one dancer - Shy. The club has a…

Fantasy

West Babylon, New York

Private dances with extra available.

There are 4 similar clubs in West Babylon. This one is quite decent, depending on which dancer is on. The girls are in the back of an adult video store, and there's also…

Cherri Bombs

Wyandanch, New York

Private dances with extras.

There are 4 similar clubs in West Babylon. This one is quite decent, depending on which dancer is on. The girls are upstairs above a swinger's club, and there's also video booths on…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Very nice club but not consistent

Just wrote a review of P10 - this is similar as this incorporates a few visits with the most recent a weekday afternoon. Just like P10, another classy club but I don't love the…

Expose

Austin, Texas

totally inconsistent

So...I have been to Expose probably more often than other club in Austin as prior visits continued to be relatively good but so much variability. First, the club is dark and dreary and old…

Kuma Charmers

Ithaca, New York

Kuma Chamers - September 2015

I went to this club back in September of 2015 so I may be a bit hazy on some things. From what I can remember, it was no alcohol, full nude but not full…

Bonkers Saloon

Manitowoc, Wisconsin

sinclair's Review

I decided to give Bonkers another go on a Tuesday evening around 20:00. Out of the three clubs around Manitowoc, this one seems to be the best to just chill, drink beer, and take in…

Baby Dolls

Topeka, Kansas

Good Time

This was my first time visit to Baby Dolls. I read a recent review from somebody on here I have communicated with and thought I would give it a try. I arrived around 5.…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Daisy

Another typical trip to the Ballpark last Monday evening. Dancers were a WOC with a very nice body and great moves on the pole, a nice looking MILF, and a very thin MILF who likes…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

another great night at follies

another saturday night and another trip to follies was in order! been here a couple times and never been disappointed. got there late and the place was packed as expected on a saturday night, tons…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

none

Stopped by last Saturday night. First visit to a club in SF area. Met expectations based on recent reviews. From reading reviews of clubs in SF, it seems like the economic boom in past couple…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Rumors are true

Went in looking to see if the rumors are true and they are. Drove with couple of friends of mine and the place is close no signs saying why or where have they gone to,…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Not bad, but not great.

There are a few clubs in the immediate area, and I decided to check this one out because I think it had the best reviews of the bunch. I went in late Saturday night and…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

What's Going On

Something had to happen here awhile back because this has been a ghost town. Last couple of Saturday visits there hasn't been a crowd at the bar and even fewer dancers. All I…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

I've been here a dozen times but never bothered to post a review.

You never know about LA traffic, so I always allow extra time to return the rental car. When I get lucky, that means I can spent an hour or so at Jet Strip. Consistently pretty…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

On a biz trip to SF with some time to kill before a flight

On a biz trip to SF with some time to kill before a flight. The cover was $25 but more fun than waiting at the airport. Two dancers were exceptional. One put on an…

The Nine O Five Lounge

Pickering, Ontario

Lots of Fun!

Came here on Saturday night after the hockey game. It's $10 for cover and mandatory $7 drink when you enter. It wasn't very busy at 12am but started to fill out with people. Lots of…

Club Climaxxx

Miami, Florida

Went to climaxxx mainly after passing by and remember some rapper mention it

Went to climaxxx mainly after passing by and remember some rapper mention it ., well he mention Rolexx and to my understanding that what the place use to call after reading post on this site.…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Havana comes to Houston

I hadn't been to this club in over 10 years. It is as good as (or better) than ever. Drinks are incredibly cheap during their afternoon happy hour but the cover charge is…

Emerald City Gentleman's Club

Port Charlotte, Florida

No LAP Dances!!

This is the weirdest strip clubs I have ever been to. The dance floor is raised up so when you are sitting as the stage the floor is eye level or higher. You…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Good Night

This club is very consistent. The quality is good, the girls are engaging, and you always know what to expect. If you can get a seat by the stage, and that is sometimes…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Busy Saturdays

Have not been to this place in a few years. Was in TO for a hockey game and afterwards, the group of us ventured the Brass. It was packed and seating is jammed…

Club Amnesia

Raleigh, North Carolina

off the radar, mostly black club

I went on a friday night, he said after midnight was when it opened; so i arrived at 12:30a only to be turned away at the door. First they said wait 15 minutes, then they…

Casa Diablo II: Dusk til Dawn

Portland, Oregon

Slow night but still fun

Went in on a Thursday night around 9:30, at that point there were more dancers than customers. Topless bartender was very friendly and shook her tits whenever she got tipped. Fairly small club, but the…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

An interesting set up for sure.

Stopped by the club on a random Saturday night. They have two sections of the club. The first has a $3 dollar cover and the second has a $15 dollar cover. I…

Kuma Charmers

Ithaca, New York

Sketchy but fun

Quiet at the beginning of a sat night but it picked up. Lots of older music (70s & 80s) that didn't appear to be cut down or sped up. Girls were mixed but a handful…

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Rushed into Dances with Unknown Girls Right Before You Leave

We've all been there. It's nearing the end of the night, or you have to leave the club in order to be on time for some other thing, and you haven't seen any of your favorite dancers yet. You continue…

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Posting the exact same review for multiple clubs

https://www.tuscl.net/u-r.php?UID=330242 Check out this faggots work. Note the two most recent reviews in Oklahoma City. I flagged them both

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Risky business

Out of the blue BBFS lap dance. Caught me off guard for a sec, enjoyed it for a bit but my other brain told me not to trust that kitty. If she could do that with me, how many other…

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dis that Mack n cheese extra thick bitch Papi chulo stripper nigga shit play boy

https://youtu.be/000-5sRaHcc I would eat and worship tantrum fuck these bitches

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Seminars and books

How many of us pay for seminars, books,special groups and such to excel at work and or other side hustled / hobbies

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Redheads are the best

Weed says so.

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How quickly do you realize it's a bad night?

And how quickly do you turn around and cut your losses? Or do you sit there refusing to believe time spent in a strip club can ever be wasted?

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What would you do, pt. 2

So you are outside a club and see a dancer pull up with seemingly all her possessions in her car. Does that make you a predator or an opportunist? Lol.

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What would you do?

Hypothetical question. You're in a club having a good time and you see the girlfriend/wife of a guy you know fairly well, he could be a co-worker (we call them work colleague), or someone you know socially. The girl you…

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Deja Vu City Of Industry

Has anyone been there recently? I don't go often and when I do it's always a weekday afternoon. While the club itself could use work it always had a lot of girls, VHM cheap dances and a lot of customers.…

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All you stoners, look at the moon 4/20/16

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfphLLhVIAExGS5.jpg

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Southern Redneck Mud Babes

What else in life do you need: Mud Bikini Babes (sometimes without) Trucks Beer BBQ Better than the beach

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And yet another case.

http://nbc4i.com/2016/04/15/child-rescued-from-hot-car-outside-strip-club-2-women-arrested/

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Does this guy live in Floriduh?

A notoriously anti-LGBT pastor has dubbed himself the ‘Sodomite slayer’, and claimed that God will make fire shoot out of gay men’s bums. Pastor James David Manning of New York’s soon-to-be-defunct ATLAH Worldwide Missionary Church made the claim in an online…

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"Courtesy" dances...

Anyone else get one or two dances from girls you see all the time that don't turn you on but seem nice enough and know how to hustle, if you happen to catch them before you find the one you…

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Ho was taken into custody in Atlanta

https://news.slashdot.org/story/16/04/15/0340244/feds-tva-executive-traded-nuclear-information-for-cash-in-chinese-espionage-case Gotcha!!

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discussion comments

Is it just me, or is the mobile tuscl site acting buggy today? Double posting some comments, not posting others, constantly getting hung up, timing out, or needing multiple refreshes. Anybody else on their phone or tablet having…

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What do you expect in a lapdance?

I'm not talking VIP where you can have a happy ending, I'm just talking about a lapdance. With me, if I'm not able to feel up on her tits and ass, and there's minimal grinding, then she's only getting one dance…

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ATM card with $0, dance and dash?

I am at an high density urban city SC that is pushed to the sidewalk. No parking lot at this SC. Metered city street parking shared with other businesses on the block is the only choice. Security is minimal at…

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German Police Launch Mass Raid on Mega-Brothel Linked to Hells Angels

The cops have raided the Artemis FKK Club in Berlin. The raid seems to be over-kill. They are also trying to link the club to Hell's Angels in an attempt to smear the establishment: "Over 900 police officers and customs…

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Adult entertainment Empowering or degrading?

Whats everyone's thoughts. Honest no BS thoughts. I know in my opinion its a toss up. i get a sense of empowerment from having a guts to get up there and strip down and dance but i would be lying…

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today!

i hate this fucking day

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This City Near Detroit Might Be the 'Worst Place on Earth'

The city is Windsor, Canada. I expected Highland Park or Hamtramck. I like Windsor, which is the safest place from which to view downtown Detroit. It is a charming little town, and the only thing I dislike…

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Appeals Court rules in favor of strip club owner in suit against city

A win for the good guys. http://www.wisn.com/news/appeals-court-rules-in-favor-of-strip-club-owner-in-suit-against-city/39030712

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talking topics with full time strippers with no life

Many strippers I pick turn out to be [fake or real] college girls. Their majors and why they picked the local uni provide many minutes of small talk. Yesterday I encountered a 22 year old stripper, no tats, skinny and…

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Unwritten rules of the strip club...

Here's 2 of mine; -If she seems interested, she isn't. -If she doesn't seem interested, you can still ask for an receive a private dance but it won't be worth the cost. Any others?

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A quastion fur JB69 ???

It's fram yo lil budda dawg Whit it B lake clubain wit al dat moneaa ?

Mitzi's Lounge

Hagerstown, Maryland

Can't Recommend

Can't recommend for one reason, no contact. Any private dance from any dancer at any price without 2 way contact is a ripoff. That said the locals seem to enjoy it, so go if you…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Oasis is getting better!

OK- hitting the base level stuff to get them out of the way. Cover: $10.00 Layout: Two bars and 3 stages (hasn't changed structurally) Parking :Free - unless you want to park near the front door but I've…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Saturday relaxation

Went as soon as they opened up on a Saturday a while back. There weren't too many girls in the club but I went in mostly to have a few drinks, look at some girls,…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Thursday is the day

First, it's Eighties music all day long. Which is awesome. (Even though they butcher the songs with 90-second or two-minute cuts.) I hate having to listen to hip-hop crap just to see pretty girls.…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

Decent bang for your buck

One of the few strip clubs in Paterson that's open at around 4:30 pm, with the dancers rolling in about half an hour later. Great place to have a quick fun session before heading home.…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Odd late night spot

I've ended up here a couple of times over the last 6 months or so after a night of bar hopping in the ypsilanti area. There is always a good amount of girls, most…

Club Good Times

Columbia, Pennsylvania

Hole in the wall

Well, finally made it here. Parking on the street was difficult, had to drive around for about 10 minutes to find a spot. Once in was surprised how small this place was.…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

great time

Went by the GC for first team in 6 months. Heard that it was pasties now and wanted to see if any new talent had came into town. Saw 3 or 4 new girls since…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

You can see why this place has been open for decades. Worth it.

You can see why this place has been open for decades. Worth it. Dark, crowded, more girls than you can shake a stick at. I was there in the afternoon and they were rotating everyone…

Club NV

York, Pennsylvania

Not worth the time

Arrived around 11, was hit up right away for $10 cover (I should had walked out right then because I didn't see any dancing), paid and ordered a coke $4. Well, in now for…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Thursday Afternoon

Had an afternoon off and decided to stop by and see what was happening. Cover was 10 bucks and drinks come in two sizes. Went with the larger drink since I didn't need…

V-Ja's Lounge

Frankfort, New York

Great Night Out

I stopped in and saw my latest favorite Jasmine. Also there was a blond with short hair named Summer, A brunette names Trista another blond named Lynn and a few others. The best mileage can…

Playmates Cabaret

Houston, Texas

An afternoon at Playmates

I decided to pay another visit at Playmates to see if they have any new dancers. There was a white girl and a black girl this time. They look better than average, and the rest…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Quality for your money

I like this club because it is very relaxed. There is no pressure from staff to buy VIP rooms. Bottle service is valuable in reserving superior seating on busy nights. It's also good for attracting…

Silver Foxx

Jacksonville, Florida

ok club for what it is

went in on a friday night. its an ok club plenty of black girls. In a somewhat rundown neighborhood in an industrial part of town. it looked rough but i went in anyway and had…

Elite Entertainment

Juneau, Wisconsin

Beautiful ladies

I went to silk on a Tuesday night and had a great time. The club is in downtown Juneau. Tuesday night was free without a cover charge and 2 for 1 lap dances. There were…

Scandals

New York, New York

SCANDALS

been here a few times since they re-opened. so this review is based on those visits, with the last one being a couple of weeks ago. man i never ever thought this place would re-open, much…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

Fast Visit to AJ's

So this was a real quick stop. I was meeting a buddy to grab a train at Secaucus exchange in to see a show at MSG. He told me to meet him here since he…

Seventh Heaven

Shibuya, Japan

Hot time in Tokyo

Cover 7-9 was 5500, after 7000. Good value if you go during the early times. All you can eat off a limited snack menu which included dumplings, a pizza, chocolate, chicken nuggets, bar food basically.…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Great club but pricey

The club itself is very nice. Has a movie theater feel in one room and a cabaret feel where the feature dancers perform. Dimly lit so as to no prying eyes, but bright enough for…

Wesley's Boobie Trap

Fairfield, Alabama

Exceeds expectations!

Wesley's has an undeserved reputation that is based more on location than the actual bar or the dancers. That being said, it is basically a country five bar. The…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

Definitely worth a check.

Just recently took my first trip to All Stars, and was quite pleased overall. Went on a random Thursday night about 10pm. The bar is nice and small, which for me I prefer, but not…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

A return to old faithful...

Babydolls has been my go to for several years now and it seems to be pretty consistent with its offerings. You can always count on lots of girls with a little something for everyone. The…

Diamond Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

Not a Diamond in Sight

I was in Baltimore and decided to check out the Block again, with Diamond Lounge being the destination. As soon as I walked in, I knew this was somewhere I would not want to stay…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Great time at the Buck

This is an overdue review. Went here with my buddies on a Sunday evening before departing out of town literally in a few hours. Not sure if there was a parking fee but cover on…

Shangri La East

Fort Wayne, Indiana

making the best of the situation

After a boring time at another club I thought I would try to salvage my trip to Fort Wayne. Only 3 girls dancing in the early evening. I settled in with a beer…

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Ugliest Stripper Ever

I just saw the ugliest dancer I have ever seen. No doubt. At Follies of the Southwest. "She" made my penis withdraw into my body like a turtle hiding in its shell. There is no doubt. It's…

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Fun Stripper Drama

Damn I love strip-clubbing. Just got back from a night out. The patron to dancer ratio was rather large. One had to be strategic and patient to get a quality dance with anyone 7.5+. At one point in the evening, I had…

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The "Bill Clinton Clause".

http://nypost.com/2016/04/14/why-more-women-are-letting-their-husbands-cheat/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

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To those who know/frequent a full contact club...

Can you even enjoy a no contact private dance at all? Seems like a waste of time and money not to mention pretty emasculating.

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1k in my wallet

Every time I head out to club with the idea of dropping $100-$200 only ITC for drinks, stage, dances and tips I also bring along Mr.1k for that unsuspected but much needed OTC adventure. I usually let the girls see…

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OT: Crazyjoe Plays Baccarat

After Juice reads this, $10 he drives straight to the nearest casino with rolls of nickels in hand!!!! http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-04-13/poker-pro-ivey-asks-u-k-appeal-court-to-decide-what-is-cheating

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Roe v.s. Wade

The essence of the 1973 Roe v. Wade decision is that Constitutional rights apply only after birth; hence abortion does not breach a person’s right to life. States cannot regulate 1st trimester abortions; states can regulate but not ban 2nd…

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how mani chakin fungrz cen u atte ?

???

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How bad is it?

Saw the video at the link below and realized I've never seen a handicapped dancer. I suppose it depends on the type of handicap and its severity, but if the girl was otherwise attractive I just might go for…

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How to ask for DATY

Other than with my with my ATF, I haven't done it with a stripper. Because I don't know what words to use. "Can I lick your pussy?" Sounds too impolite "Can I perform DATY" Too much escort lingo "Can I pleasure you?" Sounds too

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sexual Struggles and the Power to over come

We live in a generation where sexual immorality is at a all time high! So this causes a new and intense struggle for born-again Christians! In this video I share with you the dangers of sexual sin and show you…

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dancer getting hired

I've mentioned this girl a few times (atf at another club) not trying to spam the boards. I'm just curious what are her chances of getting hired. (assuming she wants it) She's white/American 5'2 1/2 around 130 curvy, 30…

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Your first paid for fuck?

What was your first paid for fuck, stripper, escort, other? Can you remember what you paid? Mine was an incredibly hot Russian blonde escort about 19/20 yrs of age that visited my hotel room in Amsterdam, the sex was amazing but…

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A Particular Service

Generally speaking, when it comes to menu, there's three services I think are most common: HJ, BJ and FS. I'm thinking that, in my next trip to an extra-friendly club, I want a TFTC. A nice, big pair where she…

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Getting involved with a stripper/escort?

Any of you ever been (as far as dating) with a stripper/escort? When I say stripper/escort I mean she's a stripper, but she escorts on the side sometimes. I'm a major PL, but the past few weeks I've been getting close…

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Lipstick

I was getting some dances from a dancer who had lipstick on. Very sensual dances, she was kissing all over me. After the dances, I left the strip club right after that, I was late for a meeting. People were…

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Has somebody hacked san_jose_guy's account?

Or is he just fucking with those who think he's a homophobe?

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50 CENT NEVER TOO BROKE FOR STRIPPERS

Strippers always take precedence over creditors. http://www.tmz.com/2016/04/13/50-cent-strip-club-dollar-bills/

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Best LDK shorts

O'Neil Hybrid. Super thin polyester They dont look like basketball shorts but feel better Zippered side pockets When you LDK its unnoticeable Available on Amazon Youre welcome lol

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Summer is comming!

Crazyjoe is trying out his new boat https://youtu.be/jhb4O15LqeE

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Wow

60 points for Kobe in his final game after 20 years! Unbelievable!!!

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OT: Warriors beat the Bulls' record.

73-9.

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The strip club gods shine upon you

And you unexpectedly come across $1 million. It's legal, tax free, and yours to use however you choose. How much of the money would you ultimately spend on strippers? What new stripper services specifically would you spend it…

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LFK?

What's the protocol for LFK or DFK for that matter during private? Does one just go for it or do you negotiate?

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I miss you guys!

I miss you guys and your saneness! I have to start getting on here more again. I have been spending most of my time in debate groups and the level of stupidity is unreal! Many of these people have no…

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Anyone been to Club Good Times in Columbia PA lately

Hey, is anyone been to Club Good Times in Columbia, PA lately? Looks like I'm gonna be stuck close to there tomorrow night and was wondering if worth my time. If not, what is recommended. If you…

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I just did something for the first time

Yes SJG I'm descending further into the depths. I paid money for a months subscription to a porn web site. Has anybody else actually paid for porn before? I never had. Actually weed forced the little head to do this.…

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I better see some apologies!

My lion bud said he'd go all wildebeest on any hairless apes that don't apologize for using the speciesist term "catty". However, I'm not disappointed to come here and see an absence of contrition. After rick gives the culprets a…

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what is enough ?

If you don't give two shits about retirement and your not giving two ducks about getting rich....how much is honestly enough to cover the rainy day shit in life ? $50k, $20k, 10k, $5k ?

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Jennifer Lopez's Hotness

How many of you have Jennifer Lopez in your top 10-15 hottest celebrity women? She is still smokin' hot even now, but there was a period around 10 years ago where, if given the chance to have sex with any…

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Man embezzles half million, spends it on strippers

Apparently some guy embezzled half a million bucks from the VA in Ann Arbor and spent it on (surprise!) strippers and gambling. The local news reports show an appalling lack of professional reporting, leaving many unanswered questions. 1. He spent $500…

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Ok debunking something! How many of you are attracted to these images?

Warning some of these are pretty gross so just letting you know a head of time I wouldn't look if you are grossed out easily. I want honesty if you want you can pm me your answer. I want you…

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OT: CrazyJoe Does Tunnel Digging

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/04/13/police-discover-massive-tunnel-with-stolen-golf-clubs-tools-electronics-and-guns-in-mans-back-yard/ Call CrazyJoe, he may have your bicycle and golf clubs.

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Club Allure Chicago

In Stone Park/Melrose Park..who are the sexiest girls there?

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This sums it up

Came across this meme earlier and I think it sums up our hobby perfectly! https://imgur.com/a/EsR8n

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Moterhead is the new Gaterfan

Funny zingers

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play monopoly at McDonald's

https://www.instagram.com/p/BEJY9U8NQXF/ Getting close boys

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If there is 80°temps and 2 feet of snow in the forcast

In the same week, you are probably sober and in Colorado

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Extras

Extras have always been my goal. As things loosen up here in lovely Detwaaa and the suburbs, it became a joy to experience. I've lost track of thekisses I have received, BJ's, full sex, and other enjoyments of the…

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D.E.A. Employees Facing Trial Seek to Bar Lap-Dance Video

DEA employees lied about owning a New Jersey strip club, which appears to be the nicest club in Jersey. http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/13/nyregion/dea-employees-facing-trial-seek-to-bar-lap-dance-video.html

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Mileage in Minneapolis

Will be in Minneapolis in a couple weeks and plan to visit and review a couple clubs. For those familiar with the scene there, what's the expected mileage for most dances? (Not talking extras). The reviews on tuscl aren't clear…

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;) When getting extras?...

When getting extras, maybe besides a BJ. Is your dancer discreet about it? Does she try to hide the fact that she is doing something "extra?" I know this also depends on other factors, such as who's working the LD…

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sex

I'm descret bisexual b...... Looking sex

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I thought that "Mother Fucker" was just a derogatory term.

It’s no secret some guys are attracted to women who look like their moms. But one pair is taking it way too far. Kim West, 51, and her son Ben Ford, 32, are in a sexual relationship. In a cover story…

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Have you sucked breast milk out of a dancer's breasts?

I visited a favorite on a Tuesday afternoon who is a new mommy and milf. Her breasts went from small C to a big D with milk. I've always sucked on her nipples. But today, when I started tasting something…

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Money Talking

How many of u boys borrowing from yo fourOOneKay to fix in cars and bad situational awareness ? Since I've been about dis I've been able 2 care fo my shit and able to gamble and buy strippers I think I…

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what ?

Titles says it all

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Challenge for LDK

Start a water baloon fight in a strip club. You could get all the girls wet

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Anybody ever use a condom to finger a dancer?

DX-Tohji (2 reviews) Club Type: Nude Dancers Dancer Ethnicity: Asian Dance Prices: Drink Prices: Daytime Cover: 5000 Nighttime Cover: 7000 Hours: 11:30-22:00 Features: Bikini Dancers Only, Topless Dancers, Nude Dancers Map to Club Club Website Add a Review Update Details Like Club Browse Nearby 18 inokuma-cho, higashikujyo, miniami-ku Kyoto, Japan Ratings Summary (based on…

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Funny and entertaining review (I thought)

From a recent review of Porthole Pub in Pompano Beach, FL (30-minutes north of Miami): "... I used to frequent this place a few years back. It hasn't changed its simple neighbourhood bar ambiance but the girls marketing has become less…

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Do you guys get paid?

I have been on this site for a few years now and it seems like there are about 10 of you who comment on discussion after discussion on here. I was just curious do some of you make your strip…

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OT: The rich get richer

This LeBron James-backed pizza chain was just named the fastest growing in America A pizza chain backed by LeBron James was just named the fastest-growing restaurant chain in the US. Blaze Pizza grew sales 205% over the prior year, the largest gain…

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Phoenix mini meetup

DaOnion and I, along with possibly one or two other tusclers, are hitting some Phoenix clubs this week. Thursday is Christies in Tempe. Friday is Follies of the Southwest. Saturday's club is undecided. If anybody else…

Oversaturation of Northeast Pennsylvania Strip Clubs

The strip club scene in Northeast Pennsylvania has been ever-changing in the past few years. Recently three clubs either opened up or changed hands. Teasers opened in the old G-10 location. The Diamond Club in Old Forge changed hands, as well as the club in Mayfield. Old Superdads is now Perfect 10. So that is three clubs. There are five more in a 30 mile radius: Grandview in Goldsboro, Tattletales on Rt 115, Pleasure Dome in White Haven, Carousel in Nanticoke, and Cabaret in Kingston. That's a lot of clubs close together. In some ways that is a good thing, some ways no so good. Let's start with the good first: 1) Variety. There are plenty of clubs and dancers to…