Trumpps
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21413 8 Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219

I'm Disappointed.

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Jun 14, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

I was just at Trumpps. I went, had dinner, and left about 15 minutes after. Despite it looking dead in there, I paid the cover to go in. Within the first 5 minutes, a beautiful dancer greeted me a smile. However, she was just coming my way because I was at the bar and she was getting herself a drink. She went right back to what looked like her regular, so I took out my phone and just played with it. It's become a habit of mine when I don't feel comfortable to do this. There were about 6 dancers available. There were about 7 customers in there total, including myself. No one was tipping, so I certainly wasn't going to as well. I especially wasn't going tip a dancer who just WALKED around the pole thinking that would generate money for her. I ordered the special of steak bites for $15. I then ordered Crown Royal Apple for $12.75 (WTF is with the .75?) While I waited 25-30 minutes for my food, I sipped my drink, watched the NBA finals, and played with my phone. I went there trying to forget a few problems I kept pondering on, but apparently there are no more fucks to give here. I kept the $400 I had in my wallet for the evening. I went for an hour without anyone saying a word to me except for the bartender. I didn't feel comfortable at all. I left.

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