More Strip Club rules to follow from Willamette OR. :)

Tldr: tip me, don't touch me, don't talk to me

"3. No touching!"

"5. Don't try to meet a stripper outside the club."

These are the only 2 reasons I go to strip clubs.

I just hope some poor sap PL unaware of TUSCL doesn't read that idiocy and think that is what SCs are all about - i.e. "do everything the dancers like and give them all your $$$" - i.e. "you're not there to fulfill your needs - you are there to fulfill the need$ of the dancers"

1. You are to fat to be a stripper

1. Buy a vowel from Pat Sajak so you can get a clue

I wouldn't spend five seconds or a single penny on a dancer who had that kind of attitude.

She needs to get grip on reality. She would not make it at Ritz Houston.

I go to SC to touch them and proposition for otc

When did SW take over the Willamette Weekly, anyways? GPS post of the week!

I was ok with rules 1-3 - then things went off the rails - with the no touching and no asking about OTC... The remainder was ok - but overall I think this was from a stripperweb pov.

OK, honey, say goodbye now. When you grow up, come back to work.

These rules confuse OTC with a civvi "date". OTC is a business arrangement and not just hanging out at the beach.