More Strip Club rules to follow from Willamette OR. :)

11 comments

• chessmaster

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  8 years ago

  Tldr: tip me, don't touch me, don't talk to me
• jackslash

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  8 years ago

  
  "3. No touching!"
  
  "5. Don't try to meet a stripper outside the club."
  
  These are the only 2 reasons I go to strip clubs.
  
  
  
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  I just hope some poor sap PL unaware of TUSCL doesn't read that idiocy and think that is what SCs are all about - i.e. "do everything the dancers like and give them all your $$$" - i.e. "you're not there to fulfill your needs - you are there to fulfill the need$ of the dancers"
• bang69

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  8 years ago

  13. You are to fat to be a stripper
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  14) Buy a vowel from Pat Sajak so you can get a clue
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  I wouldn't spend five seconds or a single penny on a dancer who had that kind of attitude.
• Player11

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  8 years ago

  She needs to get grip on reality. She would not make it at Ritz Houston.
  
  I go to SC to touch them and proposition for otc
• Hugh_G_Rection

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  8 years ago

  When did SW take over the Willamette Weekly, anyways?
  GPS post of the week!
• Cashman1234

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  8 years ago

  I was ok with rules 1-3 - then things went off the rails - with the no touching and no asking about OTC... The remainder was ok - but overall I think this was from a stripperweb pov.
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  OK, honey, say goodbye now. When you grow up, come back to work.
• rockstar666

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  8 years ago

  These rules confuse OTC with a civvi "date". OTC is a business arrangement and not just hanging out at the beach.