Awkward Club Experiences
Kaffeesatz
Illinois
Friday, June 10, 2016 1:53 PM
What's your most awkward experience at a strip club?
I'll share mine to get the ball rolling....
A cute dancer approaches and does the usual sit-in-the-lap to say hello routine. She makes small talk for a bit, and then pops the question...
"Do you want a private dance?"
"No, thanks, I'll pass, but I do appreciate you stopping by"
"Why don't you want a dance? Am I not pretty enough?"
"No, you're very pretty, I just can't"
"You can't? Why not? Just give me a reason!"
"You look exactly like my daughter..."
"No, I don't, that's just an excuse, you're lying"
So I pull out my phone, scroll through a few pictures, and then turn the screen so she can see my daughter.
Her eyes go wide, she claps a hand over her mouth, leaps to her feet.
"Oh, my god! I'm so sorry! That's so weird! She looks like my twin! Sorry, I gotta go!"
And she turned and fled across the club, wobbling in her 6" Lucite heels, never to approach me again.
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