Lame

First time here since I was in the Mount Clemens area. Usually I like to go to the strip clubs in metro Detroit, as they are some of the very best in the whole country. The club itself is pretty nice with neon lights and an ahem traffic light ish theme for the lack of a better description. The parking lot could be better. It was kinda in rough shape. At least parking was free. Sometimes I think valeting your car is annoying. It is located in a somewhat shadier/crappier part of town. Things just looked gloomier and more dilapidated around here. It was probably about half full when I got there Friday night. Cover was only $5 - good stuff. Even though it was very busy, it still took a little while before I got any attention at the bar and was able to order my drink. I counted only 5 dancers on shift (all white). None were knockouts either unfortunately. No bathroom attendant either - another bonus. However, I was in there at best 15-20 minutes before it got boring and thus proceeded to head out. I do not think I will ever come back here.