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More Strip Club rules to follow from TUSCL :)

GACA

Un-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.

1) Show us your tits: No really show us your tits we didn't walk through that door to watch you walk around in your underwear. Nobody's personality is so good we're willing to pay the markup price for alcohol just to see them walk around with tops on.

2) Shower: You don't like stinky customers, we don't like stinky strippers. Bring baby wipes for when you get all sweaty, he'll there's a shower in the back at the very least a sink use it.

3) When we're "dancing" please STFU. We love a good conversation at the bar but when we're paying for dance we DGAF about what's going on with your sick grandma. You're just trying to kill time and we know it.

4) Don't high count dances. Most guys who can afford to walk thru your doors got to that point knowing how to do some simple addition. We know exactly how many dances we got.

5) Don't short our dances. When we paid for one full dance, nothing less than a full dance is what is expected

6) Don't be a ROB

7) Don't be so damn sensitive. A lot of your coworkers practice extra curricular activities unfortunately they don't wear a sign they only way we PLs know is by asking. If you don't then just say so and move on.

9) Like Lesley Gore "You Don't Own Me" We not just one of your little toys, you dont own me don't say i cant go with other girls.. we get it is either feast or famine in the club life, unfortunately that's not our problem. If and when we decide to get dances from you will do it on our time