Guys crossing their legs

They're queers.

They're eunuchs.

They prolly don't eat Chackin Fangers

They pee sitting down.

All of the above

I *don't* think about it. Why should I?

^^^ crosses his legs

Well it is one good way to keep a fugly from jumping into you lap. I guess I should be watching what the other customers are doing. :)

they don't have a penis.

how else can they cross their legs with no stress