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Favorite Stripper vs. Favorite Celebrity.

Who would you rather fuck? For the lucky few would you give up your ATF for your favorite actress/model/pornstar etc? And for those not as fortunate if both came up to you and you could only have one, which would…

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Stripper seems to really like me or is it just buissness?

So where to begin? Well I became a regular at my local club and I've had this dancer a couple times. First time I approached her for a lap dance and did a double with her coworker. Next time I'm…

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For those who like slim hotties in yoga pants

http://otherbuzz.com/hottest-girls-in-yoga-pants/2/

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What's up with commenting on 2 year old threads?

Current topics are boring?

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Anything Going Sunday Afternoon in Vegas?

Anyone know if any of the clubs are worth visiting on a Sunday afternoon, say between 12-4? For that matter, I'm not even sure if they're open.

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I know what I am not going to see from

Or have a low risk at this point. http://www.maxim.com/maxim-man/more-sex-for-healthy-prostate-2016-4

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Jackslash

Some old guys on here are cranky old geezers, but Jackslash is the man! Funny guy, and yet gives great insight, and is usually on the mark. I hope to be cool like Jackslash when I'm older. When I get back…

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Isn't Pamala old enough to be his mom?

http://variety.com/2016/film/news/pamela-anderson-baywatch-movie-remake-cast-dwayne-johnson-the-rock-instagram-1201758792/

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Talk about a Big pussy in Texas

http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/22/us/tiger-found-wandering-streets-of-suburban-houston/

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Why we have an increase in celebrity deaths this year

http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-36108133 Pretty straight forward and believable in my opinion.

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hypothetical strip club question

Let's assume you attend a church but you only go to make business connection instead of worship. Let's say one Friday night out your at a strip club and you peak into the VIP and find your Pastor enjoying a…

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always remember your condoms

you seasoned clubbers know what I'm talking about. you are sitting there with a raging hard-on and neither of you has a condom. she has brought you close a few times but she just didn't have the skills to finish…

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true story

do you know why prince wore purple? i met prince when he was just starting out and he said he needed a fancy new outfit for a gig. i worked in a second hand store in downtown minneapolis and the…

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Lap dancing boss who invited MP John Whittingdale for strip club tour has club i

A British politician is caught up in a lap dance scandal. London clubs seem to be no fun zones: "There shall be no full bodily contact between customers and the dancers except for the placing of money or vouchers…

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I swear to God

A hot young woman I know posted on Facebook: "I swear to God I am never going out to a strip club with a bunch of idiots again." I guess I should not invite her to the next TUSCL meet up.

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

A so so club

I have been to this club a few times over the last couple of years. It seems every time I go there I like it less. The first time you are so excited by the…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Polite and friendly people and stunning dancers

First time I went there were 7 security guards in well dressed body armor looking very badass and they talky you in polite and friendly manners. Got there just as the first dancer hit the…

Centerfolds

Las Vegas, Nevada

Closed

So with all hope, I went last Saturday night to finally go to Centerfolds. Well at 11:30pm it was closed tighter than a drum. The outside signage was changed to Centerfolds, so they were at some point…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

I get it now

I don't enjoy people hitting me up for singles. If I give you a single to go away, that's annoying. I HATED that about this place. I can't blame them, it's how the place is…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

On an upswing

I've been visiting here ever since it transitioned from a punk rock music club to a strip club. It has always been one of my favorite clubs to visit but it has had some rough…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Review

This is a review off several visits. I have noticed some of the better looking girls that don't even take off their bottoms on stage and give nothing more than an air dance. I also…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Review

The club here is not too big and I've had a good times on my visits. There's a bathroom troll that works even on weeknights and there's a mandatory $5 parking fee. There's are internet…

Sylvia's Playhouse

Portland, Oregon

Nothing compares...upscale...clean place... gorgeous girls !!!

Nice and upscale, clean place. Two super HOT girls working, Bella and Betty. I did show with each girl and had a great time...I will be back for sure!! Bella does this super HOT toy…

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Beautiful dancers

I decided to stop by here when I was in downtown. I pulled up the free entry pass on the clubs website from my phone. The club does not open till 6 which…

The Pony Lexington

Lexington, Kentucky

Went there after a long time

Went there after a long time. It's a great club. Very relaxed. I believe they allow smoking inside. It was a little smokey but not unbearable. That's the only complain. Except that it's a great…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

A good place if you dont want to spend too much money

Stopped in late afternoon on a Thursday. The club is a bit of a drive from downtown Denver, about 20 minutes from downtown. The club is in a bit of a rough area. But there is…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Russians

Visited this club 3 times over the last month. If you like Russian eye-candy, this is the place for you. At one point yesterday, there were 10 dancers on the stage, all in the 8-10…

The Brass Ass Lounge

Newport, Kentucky

NKYs finest

So, I've been back to this pave a few times in the last few months and it hasn't changed much. There are some new faces, some old, pretty much all busted. most I'd…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Friday evening

Stop by Friday 9pm. The cover charge is $22 and pay $6 for the ice for my beers. The club is not too busy. Last time I meet busty latina girl but she not working…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Successful visit

I usually use this place as a warmup before finishing at one of the other joints. Couch dances are usually just a venue to upsell to the VIP room. Often even limited contact…

XTC 2.0

Dallas, Texas

2 year update

Went back to XTC after a 2 year hiatus. Went in on a Friday night before 10p and paid $20 cover. After midnight, cover is $25. Tuesday is $10 cover and dances. This place is not hopping…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Always a good time

Decided to stop by the club with the wife on a Friday night. Tons of girls working, parking lot was packed. Went in and got a table off to the side and opened a…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Ok

Went to Partners on a Monday night. I understand that Monday is a bad day for clubs like this, but I only had so much time in Erie. Arrived at about 10:00 and…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

Good year so far

Fifth has been good so far this year. Still no hotties, most around a 7. Maybe a couple 7.5 after a beer. The older russians seem to be gone, though replaced by at least one…

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

LE Girls

I came into Phoenix on a Saturday to catch a baseball game and my flight did not leave until the next morning. I decided to check out the local clubs and was pleasantly surprised with…

Strokers

Clarkston, Georgia

pleasure

I was in the area, and wanted to check out Strokers again. $5.00 cover, domestic beer $4.50, mix drinks $6.50. I parked at the lower end, of the parking lot for free. Dances are $10.00…

Jenny Lounge

Houston, Texas

Friday Night at Jenny's

I went to Jenny’s around 9 last Friday. I had just gotten into town and had spent my money and load at Smiles with Mia. I went to Jenny’s to have a…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Trip to the 19th Hole

Stopped in at the 19th Hole on Thursday night. Reasonable beer prices and generally attractive dancers. Medium size rectangular bar with two dance stages - each dancer does one song on each of the two…

Macombo Lounge

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Thursday 4/21 event

I went to Macombo's late in the evening to kill some time. I haven't been there in a while so decided to check it out. They were having some old school performers event.…

Scandals

New York, New York

It's open again

I went to Scandals a few times after it reopen. The bar tenders are great most of them are new and if you are nice to them they'll take care of you. The girls are…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Great Place but More Talent Desperately Needed

It is a stylish club, good atmosphere, and nice private spaces. The problem is the average quality of the dancers is pretty poor relative to what I have enjoyed at any of my favorite clubs…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

Changes, but still a good time

The past couple of years have been a little rough for this place. More than one OLCC sting resulted in a shutdown for a few days, then a big step up in security in terms…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Back again at the Blue Moon

I dropped back in at Blue Moon. There were a couple of familiar faces as a back-up plan, but I was there looking for new faces. A cute blond approached me who i did not…

Derriere's Gentlemen's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Decent

We arrived Saturday night and there were probably 10 girls working. I'd say four were good looking. There is give and take with this club vs Masters. This club is full nude and BYOB, but…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

A return visit

It had been a while since my last visit. I was passing through the area and had the time for a quick visit - just short distance off I-64. It was about 6:00 pm and…

Deja Vu

Torrance, California

Underwhelming club is underwhelming...

Overall, my experience was very underwhelming as expected. I was greeting by two 'clean' dancers who provided a service that I paid for. Of course everyone's mileage may vary but I would have to say…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Dancer quality at Kahoots down a bit lately

My frequency of visits to Kahoots has been down a bit since November. This is due to mostly dancer quality both looks wise and dance wise. A year ago there were around 4…

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Good first visit

Recently moved to Minneapolis from Philly and have been checking out the clubs here. First visit to SR was on a Wednesday night. Was $10 cover to get in. No drink requirement, bar has the…

E11EVEN

Miami, Florida

First visit to Club Eleven

My wife and I visit Miami on a regular basis and decided to give Eleven a try. The usual clubs like Tootises and Scarlets are a bit of a drive from South Beach and…

Tzer's Gentlemens Club

Binghamton, New York

Friday Night Lights

The club is on the end of a small mall. On one side there is Madame Oar's and then the other side is Tzer's. At first, I went to Tzer's and it was relatively empty.…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

delilahs manville NJ

been a while since I visited but was in the area. Easy on street parking, safe neighborhood, no cell phones allowed, $15 cover, door guys fine, no hassle. $6 soda, very quiet,…

Cracker Jaxx

Jackson, Michigan

Friendly, low-key

I've been here a dozen times in the last year, mostly weekend late afternoons and evenings. A bit hard to find, on the wrong side of the tracks, but close to downtown. Building looks well…

Club 22

Progress, Pennsylvania

Safe!!! Not what you would think lol

Don't know why white guys get so scared if they hear rap music lol...Let's start off with this club is extremely unique. They open @7PM stay open until 5AM. It's located right next to…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

Rubber Doll

Went to Spearmint Rhino on Friday night about 11 oclock. Had a special event Rubber Doll so cover was 15 dollars with no passes. That may be why there was not more dancers in the…

Club Coyote

Crawfordsville, Indiana

Fun place that has truck parking close by

I stopped by today around 6:00 they were closed. Sign said they would open at 8. the last time I was there they closed around 3. always had a good time good mix of dancers…

BabyDolls Ft Worth

Euless, Texas

First time in a Texas SC

To start with I should just say that I am from a state that doesn't allow any touching at all, so my few previous experiences have been pretty unimpressive. I had heard that Texas…

Scruples Gentlemen's Club

Lower Southampton, Pennsylvania

Another Snoozer

I haven't been here in quite some time. I stopped by as I had a meeting in the area. I was hoping the place had changed since I had been there almost two years ago. I…

Scruples Gentlemen's Club

Lower Southampton, Pennsylvania

Another Snoozer

I haven't been here in quite some time. I stopped by as I had a meeting in the area. I was hoping the place had changed since I had been there almost two years ago. I…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

I don't tend to write a...

I don't tend to write a lot, just get to the point.. so I hope this review goes through. Took in the new loco on a Friday night. Ample parking. Domestic beer is $7.75+tip,…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Does this title matter?

For whatever reason on this visit I didn't recognize a lot of the girls. One girl who seems there everytime I'm there wasn't there. The girl I wrote about in my last review who has…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Tattletales

Getting into Tattletales can be a little bit tricky. It’s on Piedmont Road, one of Atlanta’s busiest main arteries immediately next to an exit for the Buford Connector. Going north on Piedmont, you…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Another regular visit for an irregular

I drop in here every once in a while... and it is almost always a good visit. Sometimes a great visit. This one was good. To start with, I hit the door…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Nice; but different than it used to be

At the simplest, the club is relatively clean, the women young and attractive, numerous, and hungry for tips. But it is far different from what it once was. I had visited Little Darlings years ago…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

A pleasant diversion

I'll say one thing about going to strip clubs in the middle of the day. You know what you are there for and so do the girls. I went in and it was…

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Friend broke a club rule and feels terrible, did he do the right thing?

My friend who was new to clubs went to one I told him about. Well he bought a nude dance and got too excited and she stopped him told him the rules. He apologized and gave her a proper tip.…

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Remind me: are hand jobs an "extra"?

I feel like they are because they aren't assumed when you buy lap dances. But I also think they're the junior varsity of extras.

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Glitter Gluch: Going, Going, Gone

Glitter Gulch in downtown Las Vegas is closing in a couple months to make room for a casino. GG has been terrible for years; I'm sure no one will miss it, but it would still something on an institution on Fremont…

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Question for the ladies - Regulars OTC

Generally speaking how many regulars can a Stripper "manage / rotate" OTC in a given week while continuing to work ITC. My OTC visits generally run 4-6 hours and includes dinner, lunch etc. Recently however I have had…

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Why Prince was a Hero to Stippers

<http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/04/why-prince-was-a-hero-to-strippers.html?mid=fb-share-thecut> d'oh! forgot to put the link in before . . . .

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Pregnant Strippers

Has anyone ever done a BBFS with a girl. Then came in a while later and she's preggo? Awkward, hilarious and sad. Not certain which or for who.

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ever had a stripper get mad at you for forgetting her name?

So I'm at the show club in East st. Louis(country rock cabaret). Its early maybe 6:30 pm. I go to the stage and chat with this 30 y.o. dancer. A solid 8. She's super cool. I'm feeling her up(normal at…

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Honest Dancer?

I finally decided to leave my CF alone and go searching at another club for a new CF. Well I now have to different clubs where I MAY have a CF. One is a solid 9 and the other is…

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Clean dancer or extras girl? Tell tale signs.

Without asking her first, what are some signs that a dancer may be 'extra' friendly? Both real and humorous replies welcome and appreciated. Bring it.

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The 2016 Music News Just Keeps Getting Worse

Kanye West found alive in his mansion.

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If not NYC (Where some of us live)

then where? New to the scene in NYC. Tried having some companionship come by and mostly it was a bunch of girls who didn't look half as good as their pictures or were drug addicts. Plus, I enjoy the experience of…

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On the subject of BJs

Light sucking or hard-sucking? I prefer hard sucking - when they do the light-sucking shit I can barely feel-it.

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Another club is sued

The club itself tries to be upscale, but fails hard. Big time hustle. http://www.wdrb.com/story/31788266/exotic-dancer-sues-louisville-strip-club

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Every done a VIP/Champagne Room twice in one night with the same stripper?

Subject says it all, have anyone of you gone to the VIP/Champagne Room twice in one night with the same stripper? I'll bet JS has. I never have but a stripper tried to get me to once. It was…

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Your perfect tits

We all obviously have different tastes in the size and shape of tits and whether we or not they have to be natural. So of all the different nude models and porn stars on the internet that you've come across,…

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from a brainiac stripper -- "WHY PRINCE WAS A HERO TO STRIPPERS"

<http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/04/why-prince-was-a-hero-to-strippers.html?mid=fb-share-thecut> brains and, well, a former Market Street Cinema girl (which means . . . )

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They should have strip clubs in airports.

I have a 3 hour layover in Atlanta coming up and it's not really enough time to go to Follies or the Cheetah. If there was a strip club in the airport, it would be a perfect way to spend…

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Info On: Candlelight Vigil tonight 7PM at Rech's House for Prince

Rech asks all fellow members of the Prince Fan Club, South Michigan chapter to be at his house in their favorite Prince concert costumes no later than 7 pm prior to the start of the 7:30 candlelight vigil tonite. Afterwards,…

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Best in Dallas for Privacy

I don't get to go but about once a year, so I want a good, private, show. What's the best club in Dallas for this? For 'extras'? For privacy?

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I hope this is the final chapter on women with BIG tits.

http://www.xvideos.com/video17518883/teddi_barrett_minka_chelsea_charms_big_breasts

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Ass holes

Why do people walk like ass holes in parking lots? Do they want to become speed bumps?

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Kevin Smith talks about Prince

Great discussion by Kevin Smith about making a documentary about Prince. It's about 30 minute long but worth the time. http://youtu.be/8LhcParuzpc

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I bet you like some more droppin tittys

http://m.imgur.com/r/TittyDrop

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my 10

svetlana bilyalova not sure how you guys post pictures, but this hottie is my 10. just google her. she also has videos on facebook

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Noxious gas

You are in the VIP with your favorite and she's grinding away on you, bringing you the pleasure you richly deserve :) She farts in your face. What do you do? Take one for the team??? Express…

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Something to start your day and if anyone has a question... No I wouldn't care

Make sure you turn up the sound... There is a surprise around 1:25 https://tmblr.co/Zb8LEm25K4QHY

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

Slow Tuesday

Went in for lunch on a Tuesday. The parking lot was mostly empty which is never a good sign, but I had time to kill and wanted lunch so I went in anyway. Lunch is…

The Gold Gentlemans Club

Columbus, Georgia

At least there were dancers here

Went in on a Wednesday evening, about 9. Club had some decent music playing and had dancers on stage (unlike the OTHER club I was in across the street on Tuesday). I have…

The Getaway Lounge

Plymouth, Pennsylvania

Best Kept Secret

This is a very friendly club that I have visited for several years, usually between 4 and 6 PM but I have on occasion stopped in late at night. The place is very nice…

Commotions

LaGrange, Georgia

Different than Colmbus clubs, in a good and bad way

Made the drive from Columbus while on business there, because of the whole no-touch law in Columbus. Club is pretty run down and you have to keep an eye out or you'll miss it.…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Hit or miss, depends on the dancer

TL;DR: Be smart when picking your dancer, and avoid Lori. I'm somewhat of a regular at Crazy Horse and am generally a big fan. You can't do much better if physical contact is important to…

Dirty's Topless Bar

Phoenix, Arizona

Not as exciting as before

I use to visit this club when they were name Stilettos. I was bored and decided to check out the newly named Dirty's. I was hoping to see my favorite girl Blaze. I was thoroughly…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Another Trip to EI

Took a trip to the Inn to see how it's holding up. As others have said, it is still open and many of the things we love are the same - still $12 cover on…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Something for everyone

My ATF is back working at the Foxy Lady and she let me know she'd be working this night, so I arrived shortly after 7:00. She was in the dressing room when I arrived so…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Only club like it

Decided to take a trip to Follies for the first time. Arrived around 5 in the afternoon and valet was five dollars. The girl at the front was welcoming. Man oh man, WHY was this…

Stilettos Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, South Carolina

sunday evening in town

there is a 20 dollar cover - they give you a ticket for free admission in the future + a table dance. domestic beers were 4.75, the seating is as described by others here and…

Elite Entertainment

Juneau, Wisconsin

Not so hot

Hadn't been to Silk for quite awhile but was bored so thought it couldn't hurt to try it again. I was wrong. Stopped in on a Tuesday evening to find a pretty dead club with…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

Another successful trip

this place has become my go-to. It's a drive to be sure, but this particular trip was well worth it. I got there around 3pm and forced myself to stay for a few…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Took my BF on his Birthday

I'm a very visual, bisexual girl so I love the fact that this strip club is all nude. I took my boyfriend for his birthday and we definitely enjoyed our night. Our VIP dancer, Reese,…

My Experience

Lido is sort of different from the other Strip clubs I've been to. Here you show them your invite to get admission. Admission rates also vary depending on when you arrive. The last time I…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Great time

Went last friday with three friends. Have been to other clubs in sf but never this one. Place inside was great cover wasnt bad and the ladies were gorgeous. We sat in the front row…

Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club

Waterford, Pennsylvania

Pleasantly Surprised

I was in town for a few days and, after having no luck at Partners, decided to give this place a try. I'd been here once when they first opened, but for whatever reason the…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Good trip to the strip

Walked into Bogart's and it was dead so I left without even getting a drink. $5 for a piss but it's okay, saw one naked woman at least but she was not all that attractive. Went…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Change for the worst

Work has been slow so I had a couple of opportunities to go back and visit this place. Things have changed and not for the better. Went on a Monday around 12:30pm. Best looking girl…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Good club

Been coming to DV at COI for a number of years and enjoyed my time there. There are always a few go to girls there such as Loli and Bebe who would treat you…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

meh

Coming from Phoenix and had just visited Cheetah's in Atlanta, I just wasn't thrilled by this place when I came for business. Wore jeans which is always a mistake at a strip club.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

always amazing

This place remains the best in town. Headed there after the Cardinals beat the Packers in the playoffs. I wasn't at the game but met friends who were. Took uber. Smooth…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

bargain visit

This is my second time to DV in two months. Before the last visit I had been there once before several years ago and sort of wrote it off. (Of course that was…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

good times

the time i visited thier was a lot of girls that and it was a packed of course that is what is expected on a weekend to be packed thier was girls all over that…

Club 24KT

Clearwater, Florida

Decent Strip Club

I went to this club on an early Thursday morning in late March. There wasn't very many people here nor were there very many strippers. There were probably 7 gentleman and about the same amount…

Circus Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

Rock bottom

I decided to spend some time on The Block on a recent Tuesday afternoon. I started at Jewell Box (boring), then went to Harem (one dancer almost convinced me to go upstairs), and then to…

Platinum Dolls

New York, New York

Aggressive when it rains

I had family in from out of town and took my cousins to this place on a Wednesday evening when it was raining. They never been to a strip club so I treated them. It…

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

Asheville is lucky their only strip club is a good one

My buddy and I had a great time at Treasures last night. There were about 10 girls working on a Thursday, which is a pretty good turnout. Out of them there was only…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

CREAM OF THE CROP

So a quick lil up-date Went in last Friday as a way to kill my off day and as usual the place is packed @ 130pm So i get a corona and after waiting for what seemed like…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

diamonds in the ruff

I love this place because you go in and the expectations are so nice and low all the women are 30-45, is there any younger they're going to cost you an arm and a leg…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

The St. James Religious Experience

It's been quite a while since I've been back to St. James (sometimes referred to as "the Church"). I have to confess that I have strayed from my religion and have been frequenting some…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

A rare day time nudie bar trip

Enter the Chain dog. I was in the area and stopped in about 3 pm. Club was brightly lit. Door guy looked like a mafia movie reject, carded me even though I am 50.…

Expose

San Diego, California

Lots to like here, lots of room for improvement

The interior of this club is really nice, with some nice new comfy couches everywhere. The couches are so new, they dont have anywhere to place your drinks when sitting on them (which is…

Danny's Cabaret

Jackson, Mississippi

Danny's Downtown

I was in town for a couple of days for work, so I checked this club out. It isn't far from downtown Jackson, but isn't in the best of neighborhoods either. That being…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

Had a nice random Monday afternoon visit

Had a nice random Monday afternoon visit. Entertainer quality was fairly good. Nice and relaxed vibe in the club. Quality TVs with espn. Dee jay was cool—not too talkative or challenging. Pool table was open…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

Best deal if you want to spread it around

On Tuesday and Thursday this club has the best deals, 50 for 10min and 100 for half in the private rooms. You can get sample dances for 20 a shot in the little coffins,…

Dames n' Games

Van Nuys, California

Sports Sports Sports

Me and my 5 buddies park in the parking lot across the street and walk into a paradise. We are patted down and greeted with a smile. After paying our 10 cover we walk…

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, Illinois

Save yourself the time and money

This place could be a good hole in the wall. BUT - the women here are terrible. One of the girls started screaming at a PL for talking to another girl (the girl…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

45 Minute Presidential

Stopped in on a Thursday evening. Have been stopping in about once a month for the last 9 months due to traveling through the area due to work. Decided to take my favorite dancer to…

Kokai

El Paso, Texas

Quick and Easy

I got there Saturday afternoon. Parking lot was empty outside of a truck on the side and a car under the port, figured they belonged to the dancers. This isn't a normal club, you come…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Good looks, poor execution

Its been several years since my last visit. Place has been remodeled on the inside and is visually much nicer. However, it seems like they no longer do lap dances out in the…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Good experience on out-of-town visit

While visiting in town, I visited Cheeks with only previous review to go by. It was a good 20 minute drive from Fairborn, OH. When getting there, I found that the entrance is…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Xtc

This club doesn't look like much on the outside but it's actually pretty large and nice on the inside. I saw a large main stage and a smaller side stage. They opened the side stage…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Wednesday evening visit

I stopped by Christie's around 8pm on Wednesday night. The parking lot attendant asked me where I was going. I told him Christie's. He said it would be $5 to park. I paid him and…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Scores

Went to Scores on a recent Friday afternoon. For the first time in several visits, there was no one on the stage for a couple of songs, even though it was a couple of…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

First time disappointed

Am here at 6 pm on a Friday. It is packed with guys. PACKED! There are very minimal girls. It's really weird. It's a sausage fest. Were are the…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Downhill

It had been almost a year since I came here and even then I noticed a decline, years ago this was the only club that could compete with Penthouse for dayshift, unfortunately now either we…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Afternoon Trip Report

Took a seat and was met by one or two nice ladies that were not, ahem, aggressive enough at the tables so I passed on any offers to do any lap dances with them. Then…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Unexpected Surprise

Stopped in early Saturday evening. Place felt a bit dead, but dancers were just showing up to get ready for their shift. The club is quite dark where the customers sit while the…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Best club in DMV area

This is my favorite club in the DMV area. Even though I drive 50+ miles to get here I always look forward to being here. It is once a month these days. The glory of…

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, California

After a terrible time at Deja Vu in North Hollywood, I decided to checkout Spearmint Rhino on my last night in LA

After a terrible time at Deja Vu in North Hollywood, I decided to checkout Spearmint Rhino on my last night in LA. I paid no cover since I had a free entry coupon. I've only…

Girls of Glitter Gulch

Las Vegas, Nevada

End of an era...

You've got two months left if you wanna visit this club. The owners of "The D" casino have purchased the building that holds GOGG, and announced that the club and several other businesses housed…

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Dancer95 where are you?

You haven't posted in a while and I'm going through withdrawal. I need a fix. Say hello to us or better yet, post a photo of your killer body. Spasibo!

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Will she care about this?

During sex with DS III, I called her the name of DS I. Twice. I caught myself quickly each time and probably only said the first half of the name of the DS, but still. We were both high…

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Foreplay or Completion?

When you view/watch porn, is it most often either: a) an act that you use as a kind of foreplay, to get yourself especially horny for an upcoming attraction in your life, anything from an ITC LDK to an exotic trip…

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This Proves that Marijuana is a Miracle Drug

I'm actually horny for MILF pussy. Of everything I could have, that's what I want. Young DS III would adore the opportunity to satisfy me again, video girl texts me every other day cause she wants to suck…

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Selena Gomez

Selena does it for me. I know she's not a blonde bombshell with huge boobs, but she's got a cute face and a nice body. Would love to get inside her castle. http://images.lifeandstylemag.com/uploads/posts/image/45240/selena-gomez-cleavage.jpg http://beautelicious.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/JOG-001174.jpg

Tijuana

Tijuana Tag Team

Is anyone interested in going to the clubs in TJ anytime soon? I'd like to find a steady wingman in San Diego who can split a room with me at Hong Kong Club. I'm 33, 155 lbs, and 5'8" and…

Tijuana

Tijuana Tag Team

Is anyone interested in going to the clubs in TJ anytime soon? I'd like to find a steady wingman in San Diego who can split a room with me at Hong Kong Club. I'm 33, 155 lbs, and 5'8" and…

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78 Sears and KMarts to Close

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2016/04/21/sears-close-78-more-kmart-and-sears-stores/83357662/ Looks like Juice is gonna have to start finding somewhere new to buy his clothes.

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11 Songs You Didn’t Realize Prince Wrote, From ‘Manic Monday’ to ‘Stand Back’

You can click on the right-arrow to cycle thru the songs w/o playing them and and see the song description on the right: http://www.thewrap.com/11-songs-prince-wrote-videos-manic-monday-chaka-khan-sheila-e-sinead-nothing-compares-2-u/

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OTC right outside the club

Several years ago, I met a dancer in a Phoenix club who I got dances from once in awhile. She eventually tried to get me to take her out on a regular "date," which I always laughed off because I…

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Need a term for this

On one end of the spectrum we have spinners. In the other end we have thick, followed by fat. What is a dancer called whose in the middle of these two extremes? I like a woman who is a…

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I like these new whale avatars.

That is all. Carry on.

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Purple Rain

There is a great nice whore house in Tijuana Mexico called purple rain , they play the full 8 minute song while a dancer blows you in the VIP.Great song (:

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The new $20 bill....

http://i.imgur.com/GyqJ1a7.png

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Prince dies at 57

RIP http://pagesix.com/2016/04/21/prince-dies-at-57/?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=NY%2520Post%2520Breaking%2520News&utm_source=Sailthru&utm_term=breakingnews_exclusives

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Customer Accuses Me of Watching Lap Dance

OK, I'm a big guy, not fat, but fit. Aside from my size, I look like a goddam knuckle dragging cave man. When I enter a room, I get noticed. I cannot disappear even in a crowded…

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Here's What JS69 and the DSettes Did for 4/20

JS and the DSettes went to a concert, at a gas station! http://www.theguardian.com/music/2016/apr/21/limp-bizkit-fans-turn-up-to-fake-gig-at-ohio-petrol-station

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Anyone ever let a female shave their balls?

I did once but unfortunately it was just before the doc came in and snipped me. I did have a stripper offer to do it once and even though it is a tough area to shave ones self, I'm not…

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Drunken ITC

PL repeats mistake story. Been going to clubs for more than 15+ years and can't remember how many absolutely stunning babes I've seen all around the world. Unfortunately i didn't realize how much mileage was available ITC…

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Strippers are great fucks

So I'm currently fucking this stripper, and God damn it's the best sex I ever had, starting with the blowjob, and ending with her riding me like a pornstar. I could fuck this bitch all day, God damn it! My sex…

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Have I been getting substandard blow job services?

Nina mentioned recently that ball licking is a standard part of a blow job. But I've had literally hundreds of stripper blow jobs in the past few years and very few of them that I can recall involved any…

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Did Fannies in Atlanta get busted?

The other board had this posted. Any idea if it is true? "I hear Fannies got busted just the other day, rounding up girls for prostitution, drugs, and dancing without a license. The girl I know over that way says…

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Wrong kind of dirty. Please shower.

Guys please know a few things. First off stop looking like shit in public. Coming home from work dirty is ok. Going to a strip club dirty is not. The last thing I wanna do is grind all over someone…

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Club Couches

Say if you drove by your favorite club and they had been doing some remodeling. You see some of the old couches in the back by the dumpster. Would you pull a bag boy james and take one home for…

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RIHANNA DROPPED HER 'NEEDED ME' VID & IT'S HEAVY ON GUNS, WEED & STRIPPERS

Rihanna. Strippers. Guns. Weed. https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/music/rihanna-dropped-her-needed-me-vid--its-heavy-on-gu/96b685ba-abd9-493d-ae52-f4e6c3e4ead1.htm

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Evansville Man Accused of Spending Stolen Cash at Strip Club

Where else would you spend stolen cash? http://www.tristatehomepage.com/news/local-news/evansville-man-accused-of-spending-stolen-cash-at-strip-club

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4:40AMer

This is really South Texas. http://www.breitbart.com/texas/2016/04/20/seven-shot-one-dead-strip-club-near-texas-border/

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The problem with the 1-10 rating scale

All these recent threads asking to rate pictures of different girls reminded me of an article I read a while ago&period; It talks about the problem with the 1-10 rating scale&period; So let&apos;s say you see a dancer that…

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CHYNA WWE LEGEND DEAD 'Possible Overdose'

Wrestler and porn actress is dead. http://www.tmz.com/2016/04/20/chyna-dead-wwe-legend-dies/

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Wearing cologne at the strip club

I always try to put at least a little effort into my appearance when I go to the strip club, so I shower, shave, dress at least decent and then I give myself a spray of cologne. I figure the…

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Gawd do I love getting a blow job from a sexy face

I'm a blow job and face guy and below is one such face....w ooo thank you Lawrd https://www.instagram.com/p/BELq01VRtj4/

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Houston strippers with really big Asses

Which club has black dancers with really huge asses?

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Wtf

What the fuck is with all the gay shit today?

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I think I'd sleep with a male stripper

I just saw Magic Mike and it got me to think. Would I sleep with these men? HELL YEAH! Would I pay to sleep with them? Well, I've never had to pay for sex so they may offer sex for…

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Shotgunning

I hope everyone has had a completely chill 420 holiday. Here’s how I celebrated. DS III taught me a new trick. As I learned, this is called a shotgun. We are sitting together smoking a blunt. She…

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Would TUSCL suspend me for saying "San Jose Faggit"?

The use of a gay slur surely could be taboo in many situations, but use of this sly on a strip club board? If San Jose Gay doesn't want me to call him San Jose Faggit, then I will respect…

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OT: Gender Bathrooms - Someone Please Clarify...

I am a little lost on all this Gender stuff, rulings, bathrooms, etc. etc. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/04/20/target-use-bathroom-your-gender-identity.html http://www.newser.com/story/223893/target-use-restroom-that-matches-your-gender-identity.html When I read this statement by Target, I still don't really understand what statement they are trying to make, other than "Everyone deserves to feel like they…

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TS Stripper

So let's suppose your an average straight guy. Definitely straight, not bi/bi curious, and not into trans women. You go to the strip club with some of your buddies, get kinda drunk. Your just there for a good time. You…

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NHL suspends Chicago's Andrew Shaw one game for gay slur

https://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/nhl-suspends-andrew-shaw-one-game-for--offensive-comments-204615613.html probably wouldn't have received any punishment if he called that guy a fucking cunt stain instead.

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PAWGS SCALE 1-10

A) http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7q4uk2pKa1ru423qo6_400.jpg B) https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c8/cf/39/c8cf39e3528e35244b752f3412783b78.jpg C) http://49.media.tumblr.com/f12d47894176f10d3df97e8c68eb737e/tumblr_nrz0ugVu5G1ur1c6qo1_500.gif D) http://s52.photobucket.com/user/nosaj7/media/tumblr_lyeawuHan01qkxh6ko1_1280.jpg.html

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I LIKE THE On a scale of 1-10 POSTS

am i in the majority or minority here on this? these threads gives me an idea of whether i have same or different tastes as the OP.

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Scale of 1-10: the final act.

https://www.instagram.com/emilysears/?hl=en

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Scale of 1-10 part II

https://www.instagram.com/p/-GncADMpt2/

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NBA: Favorite Basketball Player EVER

In honor of the NBA Play-Offs, who is your favorite NBA basketball player and why? Mine would have to be Rasheed Wallace. Why? Because he was/is nuts and is the all-time leader in technical fouls. He also was one of…

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Wal-Mart Job Interview

AKA a tribute to CrazyJoe An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an Individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to…

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Us vs. Dancer boyfriend

It has been said on here many times that a dancer's boyfriend is usually lazy and unemployed among other things. So why is it that a dancer wouldn't be more open to upgrading her boyfriend to a regular customer of…

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Scale of 1-10

https://www.instagram.com/p/BEb_NpfPrUK/?hl=en Left, center, right.

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Open relationships?

How many TUSCLers are either in a non monogamous relationship or have been in the past? My wife and I are currently in negotiations to open up, and it's going better than I expected. I've been in reasonably successful open…

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Trumps jet not registered

According to Yahoo news Donald Trump is not registered and is flying with an expired registration, another item mentioned in the article it only costs $5. to register an aircraft yet auto registrations cost over $50. and more WTF.

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Rate the girl, rate the dog

Yup, it's the CUT-CO knife girl again with the beast https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/12963566_10154053239798119_8820449418029373531_n.jpg?oh=badc22138f3dad011a43eb43d23f7b17&oe=57B9EB3C

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Next time I'm about to get laid ITC I'm paying the DJ to play this song on repea

https://youtu.be/_iC3pSJve-Q

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what's your favorite beverage on the way to the club ?

This mine https://www.instagram.com/p/BEbmnTctQUx/

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Hypothetical (I don’t believe we have ever asked a hypothetical question b/f on

If only given 2-choices: 1) nude air-dance 2) clothed 2-way-contact dance (dancer looks are the same in both cases) I’d choose 2 – what say you say?

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Would you go to a place like this?

http://xhamster.com/movies/5102132/the_first_glory_pussy_hole_worldwide.html A glory hole club. First question: Is this a real place or was it staged for the video? Second question is: Would your go?

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How old was you when ???

You finally got your financial "shit" together ? I'm turning 35 this year and I'm finally getting it together with a maxed out 401k, mural funds, savings and so on

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To dance again or not!?!?

I was a go go dancer for roughly 6months back in 08-09. Am I to old to start back up again?

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Make sure your weed is legit

Tinder prank where guy gives girls fake weed and they think they are high https://youtu.be/OrMq_nY3brA

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How long does THC stay in your system

Anyone tested positive?