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Testing the waters

In a no extras club, during a lapdance, how often do you test the waters? How often does a stripper tell you to stop? I sometimes test the waters by kissing her neck, cheek, and shoulders. I like to grab ass…

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Biggest Sex Opportunity Youve Passed Up?

Although I have affection for Juice my goal for today was to post some meaningful topics instead of annoying bullshit. So, what's the biggest sex opportunity you accidentally passed up or missed out on? Mine wasn't guaranteed but to this…

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@mikey admits to trolling as @zipperhead then trys to take it back

because i am a space geneious i was able to trick @mikey into admitting that he used to troll as @zipperhead. he even claims @zipperhead was his worst character he also admitted to being @slaux_pas. it is only a matter of…

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Latest Presidential Poll

Without getting too political what are you seeing out there right now? I can't remember Americans being so pissed off about their candidate choices more than this election. Prior to the demise of Bernie Sanders, he was the one I saw…

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SC

There are many great things about a showclub. One of the best things for me is being able to simply not go to a club if things go sideways with a girl. I just take my business elsewhere. No break up, splitting…

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Making bitches cry just for sport

We go back and she's very good at the sexual sins. She delivers everything just as promised and then sum. I'm deep between her butt hole approaching the evenings jizz. I look down at her(as I do with most ppl)…

All Stars

San Antonio, Texas

fun!!!

Well went back to this place on a Friday got there about 11:30 paid a 5 dollar cover!! Soon as I walked in on stage was "Memory" after stage dance she came down and greeted…

Cloud 9 Show Bar

Harleysville, Pennsylvania

Decent Place

I stopped in last Wednesday night after a business meeting nearby. I was amazed that this club was nearby, which is in a rural area. There were 6 dancers on duty, all ranging between 6 to…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

Whoa

Stopped by late one afternoon during the week. Club was clean. No cover. Beer was $4 a bottle. Like five girls working. Mostly black but a couple white. Most…

Cheetah of Hilton Head

Hilton Head Island, South Carolina

Name change but not much else

Decided to hit Millennium Cabaret for the first time since the name change and also an ownership change, I think. Club is still the same inside. About 10-12 dancers on the shift, a mix of…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

Not bad, but not the best

Went on a Thursday at 11PM and stayed until close. The dancers are separated into 2 groups, those that work the room hard, and those that stay with customers and usually not even dancing. A…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Wednesday afternoon, it's slow

Visited around 4:00pm. The weather was nice out and the inside patronage reflected this. A lighter customer crowd today than I usually see on middle of day shift. When I walked in…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Wednesday day shift

I was on a road trip back home to SoCal, part of which involved driving from Ventura County down to San Diego, where I had a limited amount of time for a pit stop. With…

Rachel's North

Casselberry, Florida

Stay Far Away!!!

Rude Staff, never going back. I posted a review not to long ago about this SC and stated that its good but not the best but was still worth it. However based on my last…

Deja Vu Spokane

Spokane, Washington

not bad

I got a token invite from some distant family members to be part of the bachelor party before a wedding. I think they felt like they had to invite me since I was the…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

lame

This club sucks. Please note I live in Atlanta and go to Miami and Tijuana alot. The dancers were not attractive at all. I did see 2 or 3 I liked, but…

Ace of Diamonds L.A.

West Hollywood, California

Big Booties everywhere

As I said before, most of these girls are on the thick side, big Booty's and some with big boobs. Most of these chicks come from different strip clubs and they're the best of the…

Sugar's

San Antonio, Texas

A nice place - if you're looking for a nice place

This is my first review of a San Antonio club. Sugars was a pretty Nice club. But I wasn't actually looking for a nice club, I was looking for a fun club.…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Hadn't been to centerfolds for a...

Hadn't been to centerfolds for a few years hasn't changed much most prices still the same too. Beers $5 mix drinks bit high still only $5 to get in. Dancers were very nice and friendly…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Fully nude strip club with full bar!

I had been under the impression that fully nude strip clubs in Minnesota couldn't serve alcohol, that is, until I visited King of Diamonds a coulple weeks ago. Great drink specials if you get there…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Is the Hustler Club a Hustle?

Like most things in the harbor in what was once the proud jewel of the city - Harborplace -- the Hustler Club sits as the anchor of the mall that is the Baltimore Block.…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Lots for your $$$ but fairly ghetto

Well, title pretty much says it all... you get a lot for your money at Fuego but it is fairly ghetto. Not as much as Showcase Theater, but the sketchy factor is worse here I…

Club 412 Gentlemen's Club

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

Nice first experience

Had a good time tonight, wasn't very crowded, nice mix of girls. I took one to a 1/2 hour dance in a private room and Had a great time. She was fully nude and was a…

Riverside Corral

Portland, Oregon

Interesting club with mellow vibe

The club was hard to get to due to massive construction all around the club. If you pass it you go a mile or two to turn around. So massive road construction = empty club.…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Not bad but again, a local Cheers

No cover, but security demanded identification and declaration of no weapons. No problem. Place is nicely lit, two Dane areas but only one used. Dancers all white and varied from young and tight to…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

first time strip club

We came in a small group for bachelor party looking to see how the clubs are in SF. We paid steep $40 cover and the ambiance feels like an old theatre. Main stage is…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Another Visit

I have read good reviews here on Kimmy being a beautiful latina who does VIP and saw that she was on the roll call so I visited. I ran out of the passes so I…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Not very impressive

On balance, this wasn't the worst daytime trip I've ever taken to a club, but there were a lot of negatives that have to be addressed. There were 10 dancers working this afternoon which is…

Royal Palace

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Dive bar in DC

Arrived around 3:15 on a Sunday to an empty club other than the bartender/manager behind the bar. He was a friendly Asian man with broken but understandable English. I asked if there were any dancers…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Good Club

First time being at this club. Nice club on the outside with a lot of parking to accommodate all the customers inside. Paid $5 to get in to a young lady at the front desk.…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Another good visit at Night Trips

I have reviewed this club before and this club is definitely my favorite in Oklahoma City. The inside is clean compared to most other clubs I've been to in OKC, there is usually at least…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Good Times!

I hadn't been to the Dirty Bird in some time, but heard that Cherry was back. Same old dark dingy atmosphere, but I think they patched to roof as the trash can to catch the…

Pure Diamonds

Portsmouth, Virginia

NIce place to get a good Grind

If you have a passion for ebony women this is the place to be.This place is set up with 2 sides.. One side is called Fantasy lounge where only drinks and stage dances…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Average for a strip joint

This club has been around forever and in its hayday it was one of the best. Today I would say its average for clubs in the golden horseshoe. Its cleaner then some gta clubs; referring…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

BJ's

I'm a regular at the big "O" and things change a little over time. The previous review isn't totally accurate. There are three dancers on day shift that will do BJ's in the…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

This visit was several weeks ago...

This visit was several weeks ago on a Sat evening. About a dozen or so dancers on shift. Some new faces. One, Robin, who was a very pretty brunette could really dance. I think she…

The All New Dancers Ranch

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

A little something for everybody

I've been working here a long time... Longer than most of the girls currently there now... And on any given day or shift we have anywhere from 8+ women working. Day shifts run from 4…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

old school strip club

Went to the club several times and each time its been the generally the same. First the location is little difficult with all the construction then parking is not ideal and is costly for valet. Once…

Club Fantasy

Los Angeles, California

Same old, same old

I visited Fantasy last Wednesday. I got there about 8:45 PM with a little concern about the parking situation. It seems as if there is some construction occurring in the area around the…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Best of the best

I'm a huge Braves fan, but I now only come to Atlanta for Cheetah. What I like most I think is the attention you get. To get a girl topless on stage is $5. Fully…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

better than most

Little Darlings is a chain place, so i think they are usually kinda alike. They are the corporate experience. The one in Vegas is different though. It is more like the other clubs in Vegas,…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Best in Indy IMO

I was in Indy for business last months, and had a chance to visit PT club. I came in on Thursday afternoon, and paid cover $7 daytime cover. Not bad! There were only 5 girls…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

very nice first time visit

I stopped by around noon, only 2 other males and 3 girls was in the club, Working was Laya, Mary Jane and Raven. All three looked good, Laya is a black chick and the other…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Fun Afternoon

First visit to Rio. Read all of the previous reviews. Decided to find out for myself. My alter ego (my real life) only allows me to play with day shifts. Arrived…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

Old strip club still in operation

La Chambre as noted by other is in a strip mall. The church they mention is far enough away not to be a problem. LOL. It's not super fancy, it's been updated. I…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Posh, upscale strip club, great for couples, beautiful dancers

This was my first visit to a strip club. It was hotter because I went with my wife and a few friends (guys and girls) of ours. The dancers on stage were very friendly especially…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Lose Some, Win Some

I was back for the first time since February. Nothing has changed physically in the club. And little has changed in terms of dancers, although I was able to find a new (to me)…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Thursday Night Visit

I was in town on business and decided to stop in. The club is in back of an Adult Book store. Large parking area with a fence in blocking the view from the street.…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

good time with the right girls

Basic layout has been described before. Club remains in good shape for the most part, except for the permanently-sketchy restrooms. Some of the couches in the upstairs VIP rooms are a little old/soft; the dancers…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Saturday bliss

I decided to go to follies on a Saturday around 3:00pm and to my surprise it wasn't completely crowded. I was able to pretty much sit wherever I wanted. I decided to take a seat…

Pleasure Island Club

Orange Lake, New York

Wow is all I can say not in a good way

Walked in around 10pm cover was $10 immediately I could tell this place was shady. Asked for ones from the bouncer and was told he didn't have any so I went to the bar to…

Eden Exotic Entertainment

Edmonton, Alberta

local strip club veterans go here

This place, close to the airport, is popular among local strip club veteran customers. There is no cover to enter or to use the lap dance area, and there are no toilet jockeys. The waitresses…

Apricots

Barcelona, Spain

Quite a value

This isn't a strip club its a straight up brothel. That being said it is listed here so let's give it a review. Prices on the website are accurate: 70€=30 min, 90€=45min, 110€=60min.…

Dreamer's

Dundalk, Maryland

WTF

I came here twice this week because I thought one of the girls was kinda cute and slutty. Both times there were only 3 dancers working. I would say they were a 6,…

Dream Girls Wilkes-Barre

Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania

Getting Worse

So I decided to give this place another order try. I went in with an open mind hoping for an improvement from my last visit, Wrong. Things have gone down hill and fast. As you…

Goldfinger Gentlemen's Club

Sunrise, Florida

If you're bored and have nothing else better to do

This was the first time I'd been here since the ownership changed recently. I wasn't impressed. The entry was $5 and you walk into a big room with a stage on one…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Fun time

Overall this place was a fun time. The club is located in a random neighborhood. The inside is kind of small. But there is plenty of room to sit at the bar and enjoy the…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Relaxing Evening

Been to this club 3 times in the past 6 months. Most of the girls just want to make a quick buck by asking you to dance and if you say no, they just…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Relaxing Evening

Been to this club 3 times in the past 6 months. Most of the girls just want to make a quick buck by asking you to dance and if you say no, they just…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Not much happening

I went to Fantasises on a Tuesday afternoon about 3:15. Five dancers in the place -- two AA and 3 whites. Yes it is a full nude locations on the third song, but…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, New York

Big Disappointment!

The reviews enticed me to try this place and so when I was in the area about 6PM on a Wednesday I walked over.....based on the reviews I somehow imagined this would…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

Worth it if you are close by

I have been in this club a few times maybe three or four times in the past two years being my last visit this past Tuesday. As many of the clubs in South Jersey,…

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My hovercraft is full of eels

This might be useful for you world travelers in the 350k club. It's possibly the most useful phrase there is, and a handy one to have when you're asked to say something in a language you're learning. http://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/hovercraft.htm Vid…

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Trump's wife or his daughter?

Title says it all. If you had a choice which would you rather bed yourself with? His daughter Ivanka, or his wife (I forget her name)? I'm drooling just at the thought of either of these two sexual goddesses. Both…

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Thor smoking weed...and getting high

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuUxTJ0Vs2I

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Stupid strippers

So me and my wife frequent strip clubs in our area and most strippers know that we spend money when we're out if you pay us attention and sit and chat a bit. We have done vip many times with…

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Transitioning from her regular

Have you ever seen or heard of a dancer's regular eventually becoming her boyfriend and/or fuckbuddy? How rare is it?

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Breaking news The Pyramid at Giza is not square

Scientists estimate it is off by 5.5 inches. http://www.livescience.com/55118-great-pyramid-giza-is-slightly-lopsided.html Most articles don't mention that the scientists estimate where the case stones were laid. The pyramid used to be covered in limestone. This story was trending on Facebook. Planes are crashing into…

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stories of my great grandpappys life

now that i have caused @mikey to admit that he is behind @zipperhead i thought i would share a fascinating story about my family. do you realize that my great grandpappy gave harlan sanderson his first pressure fryer? without my…

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@mikey admits that his is the most prolific troll on TUSCL

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=43457#comment529003 now that @mikey has admitted that he used to post as @zipperhead. it is only a matter of time before he breaks down and admits to his other troll identities to all of the non-troll TUSCL posters your welcome

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P4P vs free with Civie

This discussion has definitely been had before, possibly on this site, but... as the title says, which do you favor? How do you characterize the two? And not only in terms of degrees of pleasure, but also in principle--which is…

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It was bound to happen...

The ATF > OTC > GFE > FWB and I are becoming like an old married couple, while the wyf is recently acting more like a girlfriend. Have I smashed through some kind of elusive PL barrier ? Is…

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Too chivalrous for a SC or to each their own ?

From a recent review of Club O in Harvey, IL: "... Fathers Day Night. Sunny was the best dancer I saw that night. A petite African American Dancer standing 5 feet, weighing at a self-professed 95 lbs, she was a doll.…

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"You're spoiling me"

Have you guys ever had a stripper tell you that? I've heard it from a few strippers. Maybe it's a sign I'm spending too much money on strippers?

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Heart stopper

I've previously described how my years with my ATF have come to an end. I've reached out to my #2 and no response. My #3 lives further assay but I texted her to see what's up. She texted right back:…

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Cars

I only change oil ever 10 or 20,000 miles and my car loves it! It just rolled over 300,000 miles yesterday...

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Video that broke the Internet: topless toothbrushing #2 and #3

Well . . . my first topless toothbrushing video was so extraordinarily well-received (NOT!) that I'm going to double down with *two* such videos, each about 50 seconds long, featuring the fabulous funbaggery of Poland's Sonnet sisters, first Julia: http://www.bigboobsalert.com/julia-sonnet-brushing-teeth.php and then…

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So...Escort donations...

I can write them off my taxes? Right?!

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outcall possible at the club in tynsboro or Mac's two?

Just wondering.

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am i doing good today mod chulo ?

Title asked it all Thread 2 of 5 today

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motor mentioned...

In another topic, motor mentioned MTV. Made me think of the times and I recalled a show from Ron Harris, Aerobicise in the '80s?. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQPSQpw9StU

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Is the lap dance really better when the stripper is crying?

Here's the song: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I915tOiR9sM Here's the story It's my second intimate encounter of the meetup. I don't usually do two sets of extras in one visit. But I don't get to the center of the strip club universe very often.…

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Aspiring Actress Strippers and Common Core Cocktail Waitresses

Sometimes dumb shit happens that is too good not to share.... Last night I arrive at my local club and take a seat off the stage on the opposite side of a corner booth where a stripper is using her phone…

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A.I. on T.U.S.C.L.

Is it possible that we have a mad IT scientists using tuscl for a place to create artificial intelligence that is gaining on "thank there for I am"

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

A few visits

I have been to this club a few times. As many have said the overall environment is unique to this club. It has a very welcoming feel to it. The dancers are extreemly nice and…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Different experience than last time.

My second visit, and first in ~7 years. Nice big stage with ample seating. Open-air "private" dance area off to the left. VIP dance area in a different room. I arrived probably around…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

What you'd expect from a vegas club

I went with a group of 12 guys for a bachelor party and, overall, everyone had a great time. Ladies were hot. Drinks were well-priced. But nothing that special to note. I'll admit, I didn't…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Recruited from the strip to Sapphire

While visiting on a guys trip for the weekend, we were convinced to take the free limo service from a bar on the strip to Sapphire. The service was not bad and we all…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Two hours in Mons Venus

I finally made it down to Mons Venus in Tampa but Monday night is not exactly a busy night here. I arrived shortly after 8 PM and stayed for about two hours which was about…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Thursday night at 4 Play

I don't visit the clubs in L.A. often but 4 Play has always been one of my favorites. It's very nice and if you have a lady friend who's interested in visiting a SC…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

Nice Club, Average Dancers

I came in about 12:30 on a Friday night after the Mariners game and not being impressed with Kittens down the road. The $22 entry was too much; it should be $20 like the other…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Surprised at how empty on a Saturday

I came in on a Saturday night after the Mariners game and expected the game crowd to be there. The club was 3/4 full, but there were maybe 10 dancers on shift around 11 PM.…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

C'mon used to be a kicking place.

First off, the girls don't get nude on stage anymore. The new owners are okay with this. Used to be a nude club now it's topless. The girls are okay but the whole atmosphere is…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Skylark Lounge Reunion

This was on a Saturday in June. They were hosting a special event. The Sky Lark Lounge reunion. The entry fee was $16.00. The club open at 4:00 and the reunion event…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Kind of disappointing!

Don't usually head to the clubs close to home, but have been making some exceptions lately. Have heard and read so much about the clubs here, decided I needed to sample a few. Out with…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Hit or miss at the criket

The Criket is one of my favorite clubs it's a nicer spot but not a super upscale money pit. You usually can find a few good looking girls mostly spinners but the occasional thick curvacious…

Club SinRock

Renton, Washington

Great atmosphere

I checked out SinRock for the first time on a Saturday night in late May. I don't think I would have found it without GPS -- despite the fact that you can see it…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Not as bad as others say

I went there this Saturday. More of a PP Cola guy, so was not expecting too much. But there were a good many ladies, and (IMO) a fair number of attractive ones. Say 5-7 attractive…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

First time at Rouge in a while

It was my first visit here since the new ownership took over. I wasn't sure what to expect, but I wasn't disappointed. There was the same high number and high quality of dancers…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

What?

Ok went to Coliseum with my buddy like usual on a Saturday nite. Im posting this review because I cannot take the madness in this place. Me and my buddy sat near the stage cause…

Vixens Cabaret

Davie, Florida

not bad not great.

Went to vixens on my bday around 2am on a monday. We were not expecting to see a place filled with 10s as far as the eye can see, but when we went in we…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

I live two hours away and...

I live two hours away and hadn't been to the "wonderful" clubs in Detroit since late last year so I started here at The Coliseum, for lunch. Once inside I asked for a…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Where have all the "tanned, no tattoo's sexy entertainers gone?

Stop # 2 on my search for a tanned, busty, no tattoo, sexy entertainer. Hadn't been to Detroit since late last year and my have things changed....and not for the better. It wasn't…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

Monday at the Ritz

I had time to kill and didnt feel like making the drive up to Philly so decided to return to the Ritz for the monday special. Everything is half off! This includes dances…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Fun afternoon

I had tried a couple to other places and had no luck so I went back to the old standby and it i didn't disappoint. it is a very nice club. Safe…

Pure Diamonds

Portsmouth, Virginia

just wow

Got bored after work with some time to kill so I decided to stop by on my way home. Now this place opens at 3pm and I got there at 7:30pm and the only people…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

Best bang for your buck in Nova

I was bored so I visit my fav club in Nova. This club is no mean the best club but it has its pros. It was a slow night; couple of girls actually sit down…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Unexpectedly Good...for Boston

I dropped in around 5:30 to spend some time before dinner. I was prepared to be underwhelmed as I know there is a limit to contact in Boston. What I found was a…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

A good time but not great

I visited Centerfolds in March 2016. I am newer to the area and wanted to check out the club scene here. When you walk in there is person collecting a cover. I…

Double Vision Gentleman's Club

Clifton Park, New York

Neighborhood bar with dancers

I was up in Lake George for Americade and made the half hour treck to check this place out. It really resembles a local bar but has dancers. Upon entering there was a $10…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

So So Club

In my younger days, this one of my favorite "clubs" in Denver. The dancers generally ranged from so so to very hot and the lap dances were great. After having been away for…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

This is a few visits together...

This is a few visits together all on Friday/Saturday. things get pretty busy late at night and it can be tough to find a seat. Seems to be a lot of bachelor parties on Saturdays. You…

Treasure Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

New Club

Was invited by dancers from another city to check out The new TC, here in MB. I was surprised by how competitive the prices were. Drinks were no more than the going rates for NC.…

Red Garter Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Spend Your Buck Elsewhere

This place used to be kind of kicking but recently it has totally gone down hill. The dancers are only subpar and the atmosphere just makes you feel dirty. I really only come here if…

Diamond Royale

Canton, Ohio

1st Time back in 8 years

This was my first time back to this club in about 8 years (second visit overall). I was very pleasantly surprised. On Wednesday afternoons (maybe into evenings) they have a great steak special…

Misty 1

Honolulu, Hawaii

dive bar

when you walk into misty from the bright afternoon sun. it is blindingly dark! it takes a while for your eyes to adjust to the darkness. but after your eyes adjust, you are glad they…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Below average

I'll start out by saying this is a below average club, not terrible, but I won't be rushing back. Ultra (Formally T's for what seems like an eternity) is located not too far from…

Club 412 Gentlemen's Club

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

Still a great visit

I visited late Friday night. Valet is $5 and cover was $25. The cover includes unlimited drinks. It used to be beer only but now also includes some other standard alcohol. This night was really busy…

Crazy Horse

Brook Park, Ohio

Waste

So while I have driven by this place and have seen plenty of cars in the afternoon I decided to stop by. Walked in and I heard music but no one on stage, it's 3pm. Walking to…

Whiskey Vixens

Cheektowaga, New York

Would come back.

The place is pretty nice themed after the name obviously. Got there around midnight paid $5 cover charge, there wasn't too many people that night, they had a wide selection of drinks the bartender…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Why would anyone go here?

I stopped in while on a business trip to Atlanta and right after a nice visit to Follies. I just wanted to try something different and see what the Pony was like. This…

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

A Complete REVIEW

I do not visit here often. $6 cover, it was afternoon about 3pm. There were 2 dayshift girls who were sadly just visiting,! Malibu ! and Chelsea. they are both great for VIP. 1…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Another trip to follies

I love this place so I decide to go on a Monday. They open at 12 so I think I should let the dancers get warmed up and arrive at 2. That was a mistake…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Club Blaze

I went here after leaving follies but was so disappointed. Traffic was crazy getting there. You have to pay to park in a safe place even during the day. There was no cover but there…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Pretty Small Place

I went here after leaving Club Blaze. The cover was 10 dollars and did I regret it once I walked in. The beer was 5 dollars and the stage is not that big. The club…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Pink Pony

We went to celebrate my friend graduating college. The women were pretty but not too much of a mix. Most were white but pretty. The beer was 6 dollars i dont know about mixed drink…

Onyx

Atlanta, Georgia

Onyx

This is a party strip club so you wont get any extras or mileage here. They give air dances and wont let you touch them . They only give grinding lap dances to the ones…

Magic City

Atlanta, Georgia

Where Magic Happens

This is a party strip club so you wont get any extras or mileage here. They give air dances and wont let you touch them . They only give grinding lap dances to the ones…

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Guesses on what happened to San Jose Gay

It looks like his account is gone. Any guesses? My guess is that SJG emailed Founder 50 times a day, every day, until eventually Founder got so sick of his incessant emails that he removed SJGay, just to shut up SJG. Any…

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And the winner of the bikini contest is . . .

http://www.ehowa.com/showpicture.shtml?image=goingthatextramile.jpg

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The last word...95-96 Bulls have the best combined regular and postseason record

2015-2016 Warriors...88-18....with no ring

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Internet that broke the Internet: topless toothbrushing #1

Permit me to indulge in one of my favorite fetishes: watching topless babes brush their teeth. In this one, which lasts 2:59, the pleasantly bustaceous Carla starts and ends topless, but from about 1:10 to 1:45 she actually…

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A brand new PL low

OTC-like scenario with Webcam models. Is the a system that works to get them in my bed so I can fuck them instead of my hand? Wear a business suit?? Just trolling through.

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NBA 2016-17: What Moves Do You Predict?

May be a lot of moves this summer in the NBA. What do you think will happen? 1. Who is gone from Cleveland? 2. Does KD stay in OKC? 3. Will the Lakers put out a competing team? Biggest Free…

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Favorite lopaw-isms

I'll start: femwood clam-jam

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Where in the World is JS69?

It just dawned on me John hasn't posted in days. The last remember was a report from his second SC of the night in Detroit. Did he wear himself out? Did a dancer, or more than one, abduct him, steal all…

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i wan to be a PL

how can i be come one now

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OT: Child Porno - Only in Flori-Duh!

read and be revolted: http://heavy.com/news/2016/05/south-fort-myers-florida-high-school-bathroom-video-sex-human-trafficking-victim-age-mother/ The girl who had sex in a South Fort Myers High School bathroom with several boys while others watched was a victim of human trafficking when she was 13 and is still recovering from the trauma,…

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How meticulous a SCer are you ?

Seems a few TUSCLers keep exact records/spreadsheets of their visits including the dancers they've met and how much they've spent. I don't keep any records and often don't recognize dancers I have met in the past if t's been a while. Are…

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any body still getting fucked up on oxy and xanx ?

shit I am right now mann https://youtu.be/FvO2pjJg-xc

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Too much Juice

Juice - you've started 9 threads today - let's make a TUSCL gentleman's agreement that one should not start more than 5 threads in one day - if not the board will become unnecessarily congested.

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balls deep in tranny ass hole

ricky boys favorite move

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boobs and ass is ok but pussy makes me horny

title says all you faggets agree or do I need to quite tuscl

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I Want My MTV

Remember when MTV showed music videos and ___________________

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Pass Judgment on dis bitch ( visual voting)

https://www.instagram.com/p/-_s0BIpj_k/

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i wan to be a troll

how can i be come one now

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LDK so hard my eyes crossed

With these bitch last night I jizzed so hard from lap dances I crossed my eyes and squeezed her hips with strength In all fairness I was practicing Tantric LDKing 120min of off and on almost cumming then finally sweet sweet release I…

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Adelaide Kane of "The Purge"

Regardless of what you think of "The Purge" and "The Purge: Anarchy", can we agree that the actress Adelaide Kane, who plays the teenage daughter in "The Purge", is a cutie-patootie who needs to get naked in a movie…

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Sword fighting with a strippers vibrator

Ever be OTC wit dem bitches and have them sword fight you with their personal vibrator ? And did you enjoy it ? I love it because of the vibrations Often I talk her into shoving it up my mud butt while…

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Rare footage of John Smith talking it out with his DS

https://youtu.be/Pc1TyZbc6Ic

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Living like its Friday

https://youtu.be/e5ew-1Jtw78 Juice crew albums

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i herd JS69 looks like forrest gump

That's what the boys at the Detroit 17 crew is saying

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Obama needs a visit from the Batman....

https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13417575_10206571601790320_5646311115634551867_n.jpg?oh=afd8ab5761ad4dd3ae9aaeac2a1faacc&oe=57D34A4E

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Moaning

Do you guys like, love, hate, or are indifferent to when a stripper does that fake moaning thing during a lapdance? I'm in between being indifferent to it and liking it. It certainly gets my dick hard, but of course I…

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Zip it about the ricks Hugh_G._Rection - or it is wildebeest time. ROAR!

So you're proud of your gross little spineless penis, are you? I don't know how female hairless apes can stand the sight of those things. Maybe that's why so many of your females go lion and tiger. You should realize…

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The official TUSCL Golden State Apologists Thread

First of all, for several reasons i'm shocked that the Cavs beat GS in the finals. I hoped they would but honestly didn't expect that they would. With Cleveland's terrible sports history I figured something would happen to derail them,…

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What to do on a hot soon to be first day of summer.

Club !! The AC works just fine, the women are too. I'm going to research some transportation info here in Detwaaaa and see about doing a Big D club this afternoon.

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OT: dachshund system rocks!

I have no new strip club stories but this weekend two friends of the new girlfriend came over and brought their new puppy over to play with little 4got. It was all fun and games when little 4got ran around…

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Sayonara mother fuckers

I've been seeing my DT in and out of the club for more than 7 months. She's still the sexiest woman I've ever been with but her bath salts habit of 15 days was going to kill her and she…

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Sayonara

I've been seeing my ATF in and out of the club for more than 7 years. She's still the sexiest woman I've ever been with but her heroin habit of 15 years was going to kill her and she saw…

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How many of you have been watching The Purge movies at theatres?

Must be a lot of sick people out there watching all that. I see they are coming out with another Purge movie. Maybe this is more like a what would you do if you won the lottery kind of thing instead of…

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Juice @ the Detroit Meet Up

As usual Juice has to stray from the group, and while all of us were at the Flight Club, Juice went off on his own to Chapeau Vert Lounge. Motorhead was supposed to meet him there but Juice to…

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IS THIS THE YEAR FOR CLEVELAND PRO SPORTS?

lebron finally did it for the cavs. will this be the year cleveland can have two champion sports teams? the indians look real good.

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Went

After a month of attempting to catch a favorite at the SC to buy dances with no success, I have decided to quit the effort. Sometimes you just can't win. I think she no longer works the weekends. I could…

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free speaech in Merica part Juice

Free speech is on it's last leg in America The constitution needs a revision and so do our bibles We need to redistribute the wealth in America and make the classes closer together We need big government and higher taxes so we can…

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ruff draft layout for future tuscl meeting ideas to cover the USA and four seaso

Summer is in the north east Winter is in the south east Fall should be in the south west Spring should be in north west This should be the natural layout for our tuscl meeting

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strippers that drive old cars from the funural hime

Maybe it's my location being known to have a large amount of freaks but was wondering do any of your Goth looking strippers in your town go out of their way to keep selling their image by buying old funeral…

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Conversation

The more I club, the more I'm not interested in the conversations with strippers. Obviously they're gonna ask you for a dance at the end of the convo. I would prefer them just to get to the point. I would…

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The Art Of The Stageshow

As some of you know I really like the stageshow aspect. I prefer the stageshow to dances right now (mainly because at so many clubs during the dances you have to keep your hands by your sides, so tossing a…

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Las Vegas 2AMer.

LAS VEGAS (AP) — Police are investigating a shooting outside a Las Vegas strip club that left one man critically injured. Authorities say officers were called around 5:20 a.m. Sunday about a shooting at Larry's Villa in the area of Bonanza…

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Rodney Dangerfield

Why I miss Rodney Dangerfield? He said... I got no respect from my old man. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He says, "Run off a cliff." I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service. My wife…

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OT : Free speech in the U.S.A.

I admire your right to free speech but I personally think seeing anti-gay protests at the funerals of the Orlando shooting victims is a very unedifying sight. What say you my American friends?

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Experiences outside the US

The typical Strip Club experience in the US, a strip show with lapdances and VIP (in some clubs, with extras) is rarely found outside the US. In my experience (plus doing some research at TUSCL), here are some categories found…

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OT: Abstain from Porn Challenge

I'm going to quit watching porn or relegate it to once a week or something. The other day I went to fuck a solid 7, and I just couldn't get into it. I kept waiting for her to do…

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Happy Fathers Day

That includes those of you who aren't sure. :)

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I just dont understand white boys

They surf or skate all night and sleep all day Tisk tisk tisk

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Who thinks this is true?

https://www.tuscl.net/

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From So.Cal to Phoenix....

Enjoy the next two blazing hot days....

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OTC to Civie Transition Possible ?

Anyone successfully accomplished this? I mean completely remove the club as a factor in the 'relationship'? No, Shailyn, we're not going to collect stamps.

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what if you found your pefect 10 and she takes you back to vip to fuck

Then you find out she has a dick bigger than yours And no one will ever find out Would you still play ?

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Game-7 - who are you rooting for ?

GS for me

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Last night at The Flight Club

Last night was a success for the clan gathering. I joined JohnSmith69, silkypants and wongy. Later, ErmitaNights and shailynn showed up. No Rech, as predicted here. We talked, we joked, we gazed at the babes on stage…

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SJG account get hijacked?

He mad a San Jose Gay like statement : https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=43405#comment528184 Is San Jose Guy&Gay the same person? WTF would you troll yourself?

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I just do not understand (most) young black men part two.

In a recent interview rapper Bow Wow admitted to spending $15,000 on one stripper in one night. That's right you heard me. A stripper made $15K in ONE night off ONE person. I bet she's glad she didn't call in sick that

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DAMN! Squawk!

Damn right there are too many damn threads already. Squawk!

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Greek in the VIP...how many of you have done it...

As for me...twice. It was offered for no upcharge...I accepted. 2 different girls at the Coliseum in Detroit. I started to think about it...after the fact. WTF was I thinking...normally, greek requires some preparation...and it can be messy.…

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club o Harvey IL.. what's to miss Columbia the stripper she got independent on h

What's to miss Columbia stripper my boy keeps telling me about her and stuff is she any good in v.I.p??

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club o Harvey

What's to miss Columbia stripper my boy keeps telling me about her and stuff is she any good in v.I.p??

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I just do not understand (most) young black men.

http://buzz.blog.ajc.com/2016/06/18/sweeping-up-bags-of-cash-at-t-i-s-new-strip-club/ Seems to me like they are being exploited for the sake of brotherhood.

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Damn!

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=43388

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Virtual Reality/mind control and strip clubs

In the near future when VR is in every household and it's at the point to wear the experience you have feel just like real life and the government is now using it to implant thoughts into our minds. Well…

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Zombie Out break and the strip club

In the near future when a zombie apocalypse happens if the strip club is still open would you risk your life going to it ?

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In case you missed it

Funny kid imitating the candidates. Trump to start, then after 5 minute mark or so, Hillary, then Sanders. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwrlOlhu10M&sns=em

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time travel and strip clubs

If you had a time machine and you went back 24 hours in time to go to the same strip club what would be the things you would do knowing you could go back in time to fix it

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Urban Dictionary defonition of sloppy joe

http://sloppy-joe.urbanup.com/7054100

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Vodoo blow jobs down in New Orleans

Do you think a witch doctor can make a doll of you and suck it's dick and make you cum without being present ? How much would this cost ? Is this a LDK or Extra ?

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wicca and strippers

Do you think some strippers are legit witches ? If so do you think they put us under spells ?

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Some PLs take to faves too seriously - LOL

From a recent review of Cheetah Club of Sarasota (FL): "... I only have two gripes. 1) You will wait while girls are with their regulars. Some regulars get very possessive of their girls, one dude was actually waiting outside…

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Accidental $1000 tip

http://www.wptv.com/news/local-news/water-cooler/customer-leaves-1088-tip-at-restaurant-asks-for-it-back?google_editors_picks=true Sounds like something more likely to happen at a stripclub. Seems he got the money back the next day(something that would never happen at a stripclub). You ever way over tip a stripper or stripclub bartender and did you do anything…

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Do you avoid strip clubs when they have feature entertainers?

I don't avoid the strip club but it doesn't really entice me to visit either.