Small town, small town talent

TINY club. Walk in and through metal detector, pay fee or not if in with bouncer. Ladies dance behind bar on tiny TINY stage. I am Always worried they will fall off this thing. it's like 2ft wide literally, one night I saw a girl stumble off the damned thing but recover quickly. it is pretty long and runs to a mirror covered wall that most ladies dance on since there is only one pole. Set up is get called from second flr DR,come down spiral stairs, do a pole presentation, move on to "mirror dance", walk around bar to collect tips/chat with patrons. Typical Boobs/ass/ feed kitty? tip grab.

Dancers range from really nice to really bitchy, from hot (7-8/10), to grandma wtf are you doing here?! EWWWWW barf crypt keepers, to sober, to stoned out of their minds on god knows what. got into argument with some chick who literally was smokin a joint at the bar when i asked her to just move to other side of her guy. If you like thickness, this is you place, lots of hefty girls but also thin ones.

Drinks are of course watered down but sometime the get bartenders that are 1000x hotter than the dancers and look like they belong in NYC/LA etc, so i guess that makes up for it. Prepay you dances to the dj, then in a chair behind screen just off 3ft from dj booth where you will knock knees with other guys in there, you can get a nude dance but since the space is tiny there is no room to get the ladies comfy and spread, let alone with bouncers interrupting for the tiniest thing. CR is more spacious but right in the open on other side of dj booth with beads covering,