There is NO sex in the champagne room... or is there?
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Sunday, June 12, 2016 12:00 AM
I am somewhat dating myself with this, but when I was in college in the 90s Chris Rock came out with a funny monologue about strippers that focused on the "fact" that there is, "NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM", at strip clubs no matter what the stripper says. And even though, "Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction" (look at the bottom of this page if you wonder about that), many of the reviews make an individual wonder if Chris Rock was totally incorrect about the "facts" that he shared about strippers. The truth is, knowing that sex is offered in the VIP area or champagne room of a club does not seem to make guys respond with, "Well! I will NEVER be patronizing that place again!" In fact (did you notice the lack of parenthesis around that word this time), the exact opposite reaction is often the norm. Mr Mackey from South Park was wrong. Sex IS good, "M-kay". And sex in the VIP area is very good. But how do you increase your odds of having a good time in the Champagne room? Well, from someone that has done it over 100 times with over 70 different strippers, here are a few pointers.
First, pay attention to the reviews on this site. It seems like it should be understood without saying, but I have co-workers that complain about their experience at such-n-such club when traveling and their experience exactly matches the reviews on this site. Why would they expect something different? That just does not make sense. Whatever your goal for clubbing is (seeing pussy, seeing titties, sucking on titties, BBBJ, FS, etc), this site will help you narrow down the list of clubs you visit. If you want to drink beer and see titties and you end up at a bikini club with only a juice bar, you're going to have a bad time. TUSCL will help prevent that for you and will help guide you to clubs that have a better chance at meeting your expectations.
Secondly, realize that a better chance is not a 100% chance. Every club has off nights just like every person has off nights. You might have slipped up early on in a way that made you get marked as a potential LEO. If the strippers think you might cause them trouble, they will avoid you. It is not worth it for them to risk it. One time without thinking I wore a shirt to a club that could be mistaken for the uniform shirts that LEOs sometimes use. All the girls were very careful around me, and they had strong boundaries. The next month in my jeans a golf polo I received a very different and satisfying experience. Learn from my mistake and be careful what you wear into a club and what vibe you put out if you are wanting a good time. Keep expectations reasonable and demands non-existent. Be polite. Always. You will probably not score each night - especially if you are going to a lot of different clubs for the first time. Stay positive. Keep pursuing your dream and you will find satisfaction - I have done it dozens of times and so can you.
Next, learn some basics on how to read body language (this will help in both SCs and dating). There are some tell-tell signs when people are lying. Did she just touch her nose or ear or push back her hair when she said everything would be available in the VIP? Did she avoid eye contact when she was making a promise about a good time? Did she create a physical barrier during her reply (folding arms or legs or crossing arm in front of her center) when you said, "I want to respect your boundaries but I also want to have a great time in the VIP, and I would hate to waste your time by taking you back there for just one song and leaving disappointed. Can you make sure I'm not disappointed?" Does she whisper in your ear like she doesn't want other people to hear what she is offering you yet then only use vague terms in describing what you will be receiving? She can say out loud that she will, "give you a great time in the VIP". She does not have to be secretive about that. So if she is she is probably a teaser and not a pleaser. Ain't nobody got time for that! Thank her and move on (or ask her to move on). These are general guidelines and not hard and fast rules, yet following them should increase your chances of getting what you are looking for during your clubbing. So is there sex in the champagne room? Yes. Not always, but definitely yes there can be sex in the champagne room. And often if you go to the right clubs and do the right things.
Finally, if you really want to have an amazing club experience, go to Germany. They have sauna clubs (FKK clubs) where the whole goal is to pamper and pleasure you in every way. And they are all throughout the country. The equivalent of $150-$200 dollars gets you a day of food (and sometimes beer) and massages and hot tubs and endless views of beautiful nude ladies and a mé·nage à trois to finish the day (or 3-4 sex or BJ sessions throughout the day if that is preferred). What $200 MIGHT get you at a U.S. club is what $50 WILL get you almost anywhere in Germany or The Netherlands. Save your money up for the plane ride, but have a blast with cheap sex with beautiful women once you are there.
Thank you for reading this and hope that in some way it has been helpful. Happy and safe clubbing to all! And good luck to all who seek the very real holy grail of strip clubs - Sex in the Champagne Room!
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