There is NO sex in the champagne room... or is there?
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First, pay attention to the reviews on this site. It seems like it should be understood without saying, but I have co-workers that complain about their experience at such-n-such club when traveling and their experience exactly matches the reviews on this site. Why would they expect something different? That just does not make sense. Whatever your goal for clubbing is (seeing pussy, seeing titties, sucking on titties, BBBJ, FS, etc), this site will help you narrow down the list of clubs you visit. If you want to drink beer and see titties and you end up at a bikini club with only a juice bar, you're going to have a bad time. TUSCL will help prevent that for you and will help guide you to clubs that have a better chance at meeting your expectations.
Secondly, realize that a better chance is not a 100% chance. Every club has off nights just like every person has off nights. You might have slipped up early on in a way that made you get marked as a potential LEO. If the strippers think you might cause them trouble, they will avoid you. It is not worth it for them to risk it. One time without thinking I wore a shirt to a club that could be mistaken for the uniform shirts that LEOs sometimes use. All the girls were very careful around me, and they had strong boundaries. The next month in my jeans a golf polo I received a very different and satisfying experience. Learn from my mistake and be careful what you wear into a club and what vibe you put out if you are wanting a good time. Keep expectations reasonable and demands non-existent. Be polite. Always. You will probably not score each night - especially if you are going to a lot of different clubs for the first time. Stay positive. Keep pursuing your dream and you will find satisfaction - I have done it dozens of times and so can you.
Next, learn some basics on how to read body language (this will help in both SCs and dating). There are some tell-tell signs when people are lying. Did she just touch her nose or ear or push back her hair when she said everything would be available in the VIP? Did she avoid eye contact when she was making a promise about a good time? Did she create a physical barrier during her reply (folding arms or legs or crossing arm in front of her center) when you said, "I want to respect your boundaries but I also want to have a great time in the VIP, and I would hate to waste your time by taking you back there for just one song and leaving disappointed. Can you make sure I'm not disappointed?" Does she whisper in your ear like she doesn't want other people to hear what she is offering you yet then only use vague terms in describing what you will be receiving? She can say out loud that she will, "give you a great time in the VIP". She does not have to be secretive about that. So if she is she is probably a teaser and not a pleaser. Ain't nobody got time for that! Thank her and move on (or ask her to move on). These are general guidelines and not hard and fast rules, yet following them should increase your chances of getting what you are looking for during your clubbing. So is there sex in the champagne room? Yes. Not always, but definitely yes there can be sex in the champagne room. And often if you go to the right clubs and do the right things.
Finally, if you really want to have an amazing club experience, go to Germany. They have sauna clubs (FKK clubs) where the whole goal is to pamper and pleasure you in every way. And they are all throughout the country. The equivalent of $150-$200 dollars gets you a day of food (and sometimes beer) and massages and hot tubs and endless views of beautiful nude ladies and a mé·nage à trois to finish the day (or 3-4 sex or BJ sessions throughout the day if that is preferred). What $200 MIGHT get you at a U.S. club is what $50 WILL get you almost anywhere in Germany or The Netherlands. Save your money up for the plane ride, but have a blast with cheap sex with beautiful women once you are there.
Thank you for reading this and hope that in some way it has been helpful. Happy and safe clubbing to all! And good luck to all who seek the very real holy grail of strip clubs - Sex in the Champagne Room!
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Being a regular at the club, I could take my favorite dancers to the semi private couch dancer room and get as much mileage as most guys were getting in the CR room except for FS. And occasionally FS would unexpectantly happen. And all of this for as low as 2 for $30.
For $600 I'm sure that most of us could get a very nice OTC hook up.
1) does she do extras
2) are you offering what she considers adequate compensation
Most dancers either do or don't - usually just comes down to agreeing on price.
As far as I'm concerned the major thing a PL needs to focus on is not getting ripped off which can be mitigated, but not completely illiminated, by:
1) stating clearly up front what is expected - don't beat around the bush nor settle for the dancer saying "we'll have a good time"
2) letting the dancer up-front know you don't pay till the end - best I'll do is show her I have the $$$ but not pay till the end
And in many clubs, there truly is no sex in the champagne-room/VIP b/c in many clubs those rooms *are* actively monitored and if one goes to these types of VIPs w/o ironing-out the details and thus learning no boom-boom in those rooms beforehand, then one will be SOL and will just be getting dances for the $300 to $500.
How do I know? For starters, I can think of the times that people I didn't know in one regular spot (I was in the club way too much) would take a seat next to me at the bar and talk shit about what a great deal they'd gotten with girl they'd seen me with. I always wondered why someone who'd just dropped triple digits for my sloppy seconds (that cost me maybe one song for however long it took) would want to talk about it.
shadowcat has given advice on this for many years now. Why pay for a VIP or CR if you don't have to? You don't want other people to see what you're getting? If you want to be hundreds of dollars lighter to maintain your modesty then good on you.
Also agree 100% with the last paras about Germany. I had put aside the funds to fly out to Frankfurt for a few days and just dehydrate myself in their FKKs, but I can't find any assurances that there are thick women out there.
OTOH in some places the CR/VIP is not worth bothering with because you will be getting a lot already at a lower rung of the price scale. If at some place the "3 dances for 100" booth is already de-facto a "3-dance-long-BJ for $100 and $50 tip" booth, then why pay more -- and in such places the girls may not even pitch beyond that.
Chris Rock of course was referring to a specific archetype of club, the hyped up Gentlemen's Club of the mid-90s thru mid-00s where there was no need for sex in the CR due to the high income from regular attention. These still exist and yes in such environments the more expensive it gets, the less service ratio you get - $700 + tab/tips in a NY Manhattan club is not going to get you anywhere near what $300 flat will get you in a Broward Co. FL joint, 9 outta 10 times.