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WHAT TO SAY TO DANCER CUNT THAT PISSES YOU OFF

ay guys lets's face it. most of us are normal in that we can feel like shit when some of these girls do things to us that sets us off in the wrong way. if it's not a fave we…

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Does Such a List Exist?

I'm curious if there is a list or place where I can find out what clubs will allow based on locale? Say, hypothetically I wanted to begin visiting cities periodically, not for business or anything, but simply for a weekend…

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Elvis Syndrome

I tend to completely avoid strippers that have given birth. The stretch marks, sagging breasts, loose abdomen, leftover fat in the hips, C-section scars, and other physical destruction are just too much for me. Maybe it is the caveman deep…

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What' wrong with this picture?

Who will be the first to notice? No cheating http://femour.com/files/2013/03/110.jpg

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Here Come the Mummies - Pants (for LDK)

Here's a song for LDK. Be sure to listen to the lyrics. https://youtu.be/eB5EE42So7I

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"I'm in school"

When a stripper tells you that, what percent of the time is that a lie?

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Hawaii and alaska show clubs?

How many that live in the 48 have been to a show club in Hawaii or alaska?

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Getting Played, thoughts

Since my favorite attorney asks for advice here, I figured I would too. I go to one of my favorite clubs just about every week. I have been getting dances from one particular dancer (I don't have a…

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Vegas strip club dancers, cocktail waitresses indicted on credit card fraud char

http://mynews4.com/news/local/vegas-strip-club-dancers-cocktail-waitresses-indicted-on-credit-card-fraud-charges

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12 clubs just got shut down in pg county maryland this week over zoning restrict

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/prince-georges-county-orders-12-strip-clubs-to-shut-their-doors-by-friday/2016/04/06/e8a4c0e4-fc07-11e5-80e4-c381214de1a3_story.html

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Anyone seen the tv show, the Internet ruined my life?

I've seen a few episodes. it's interesting hearing how a single post, tweet, etc, taken the wrong way can go viral and ruin people's lives. One of the last episodes I saw was a girl on Facebook with about 7000…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

this is a great club

Went on a weekday night. The location is easy to find and there was lots of parking. There was a 10$ cover which is well worth it. This is a very upscale club with lots…

Players Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Diamond in the rough

I stopped by a few weeks ago and the club is the same. Plenty of African American girls willing to dance for $5 at the bar. Some are pretty good looking, other simply…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Pretty good

Stopped by for a few hours after a dead visit to the St. James early Sunday afternoon. I was surprised how many girls were on shift- maybe 40-50. There were a good 8-10 who'd I'd…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Yeah... I'm Done With This Place

Like many of the other reviews written about this place I can testify that this club was one of the best in town years ago. But over the years a series of bad managers have…

Richard's Rendezvous

Richmond, Virginia

Great Club

Checked out Richard's on Wednesday night about 10 pm. This club feels like a home town bar. If you like glitter, glitz and high prices then go to one of the rip off…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Last Ebony Inn Visit

So as the previous member mentioned below, Ebony is one the clubs that PG is forcing to shut down. I paid a visit on Wednesday to hopefully hear sum good news if they will appeal…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Bumping into an elusive friend

I get here 2-3 times a month. Travel a fair distance so I typically like to have an "appointment" with one of my faves. Been a few weeks, wasn't able to prearrange anything, so just…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Good Club in Jax area

Been to Doll house several time. last time was last Friday. The parking is easy, and the club is in safe neighborhood. They have many girls working. some are old and few are beautiful. I…

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Hot girls

I hadn't been to this club yet but walking through downtown with friends last weekend we finally went in. Beautiful club!! Beautiful ladies!! Great drinks!! They have a VIP area too which is where I'm…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Bizarre but awesome, great little club!

It's a little sex store with a very small strip club in the back. Traveling for work and I stopped by about 1 on a Tuesday, very light crowd, me and a couple older…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Does Not Disappoint

This place is my vote for #1 SC in the U.S. Atmosphere / ambiance is perfect for me. It's well appointed, waitresses are awesome and girls are R-E-A- dickulous. The occasional country…

Blush

Commack, New York

What a difference a year makes

I've visited this place a few times, and I've had my fair share of disappointment, but last night was more fun than all those other visits combined. I arrived around 1:30 and this place was…

Lipstick Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

Disappointing

This club is just down the street from Pandora's. It's on Harry Hines, maybe 1/2 mile north of Pandora's. It's a small place, definitely not one of those places you can wander around and explore. Probably…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

visited on Saturday afternoon

This club used to be good but at least I feel now it is not.. As usual Brazilian girls which is good for me. All other reviews about club are correct. Most girls are always on smatphones and…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Sunday Evening

After I dropped by Onyx, I decided to take a late night trip back to BD's to see if my luck would be any better. Unfortunately, I had high hopes for Onyx, and thought I'd…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

Not what it used to be

Like So-Co this place is either in decline or suffering a temporary setback. It is not as busy as it once was and it is starting to lose the one advantage it has over…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Better than I remember

It has been a very long time since I'd visited the Mens Club so I thought I'd give it another try after reading some more positive reviews on this site. I arrived around 10:30 on…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

In Praise of Audrina

The guys and I visited Choice for my birthday, which has sort of become our tradition to let loose for a night, especially since we're now older and must try to maintain an appearance of…

Le Pigale

Gatineau, Quebec

Just Wow

I live in Toronto and thought that the clubs in Toronto great here. That was until I visited Pigale. The place is soo much more upscale then what we have in Toronto.…

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, Illinois

J's in Melrose

If I had to describe this place in one word, it would be "frantic". I don't get there often, but I can see the changes over time. It used to be sparcely populated, but has…

Di Carlos's

Albany, New York

An Ok option, but not a great one

Given the few selections of strip clubs in the area, Di Carlo's is somewhat the defacto. Having to throw a stag party on short notice, this seemed like a decent option - which it was,…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Friday night visit

I decided to stop by after the Tigers game. It was around 11 pm and the club was packed. The girls were okay and there were a couple of gems. The one good girl I…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Thursday afternoon

Visited Flight Club Thursday afternoon and was very impressed by the number of very attractive ladies, even a few that I would consider stunning. Was lucky enough to spend time with one of them,…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Best in Dallas!

My buddy and I decided to stop by Baby Dolls after a night of drinking. This was my 3rd time here, and this place never disappoints! There were about 20 dancers when we…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

changing of tge guard?

There may have finally been a talent turnover at the Players Club. I'm not sure yet if that's a good thing or not. I stopped in with a buddy last Friday night, arrived around 10pm.…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

A little better this time

After a rare miss night for diamond dolls where there were so few good looking girls I decided to pop over to booby trap to see if i could improve my night. I usually…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Fun, fun, fun

I've been here a couple of times while on business, so it is typically during the week on a Tuesday ($5 lap dances). I must say it has been a great experience everytime. The girls…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

Friday night

I was in the area so I came here to see some naked ladies. It's been a while since I've been here, so there were a lot of new girls I've never seen before.…

The PlayHouse

Windsor, Ontario

First Legit Review?

Okay, so I tried this place out since the only review is clearly a shill review. Random Wednesday afternoon, checked the place out, I was the only customer, one dancer sitting at the bar…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Raiders Reef

Went to the Reef on a Tuesday night. Nice place. Three decent stages. Full bar. I got there around 9pm and it was totally dead. There were about 5 customers and 6-7 dancers. I sat…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

Decent club with some fun dancers and great bartenders

I've been to Club Cabaret a few times when in Peoria for business. It's not the most posh club in the area, but by no means the low end either. A cheap $5…

Apricots

Barcelona, Spain

fun time at apricots

Arizala 74 is the address of a brothel called Apricots. It's not a dance place, it's a brothel. From the outside just push through the two outer doors to enter the inner waiting area,…

Luxxx Showgirls

Peoria, Illinois

Bit of a dive, but has a few good qualities

Pulse is in a nondescript warehouse looking building with well lit parking. The entrance door is easily mistaken for the exit, but once you get inside you forget about that. The place is…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

Beautiful fine women

Although the contact on the floor is very low at Shooters Alley (VIP very different), this is still one of my favorite Atlanta clubs. Shooters Alley has some of the most beautiful and finest…

Big Al's

Peoria, Illinois

Biggest and cleanest in town

Big Al's is a "famous" club located next to the convention center and an easy walk from downtown hotels. It's big inside and has well lit and ample parking. A $5 cover is…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

Nice girls, good drinks, ok club

Gatsby's is on the south side of Akron but not too far of a drive. Parking is decent and I felt my rental car was probably safe. No cover charge is nice and…

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, Oregon

Stars Beaverton

I stopped in just before 9:00 on a Friday night. I’ve been here a few times, but it has been more than 6 months since my last visit and it has changed for the…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Golf Season

Stopped by Thee Doll House for the first time in over 10 years. Arrived around 9:30 and it was packed with customers and dancers. I believe there were over 50 dancers at the time of…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Great time.

I was in town and after stopping at a few other places disappointed I stumbled upon this little diamond in the rough. Nothing fancy on the outside. When I walked in the club seemed empty.…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Nice club on the state border

One can avoid cover fee by mentioning free admission pass. Remember to have a soft copy or print out. Friendly club members and fair selection of dancers. Once you enter you will see a bar…

Bustop

Boulder, Colorado

More girls than guys

More girls than guys- so this place has a knack for getting unbelievably beautiful women. They also have a lot of women working which is super nice because you don't fight for attention. They recently…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

Cuban Delight

Went back to DD's last week. Not a lot has changed. Same tired building, Very few dancers compared to the number of customers. Drinks are reasonable. Dancers range from barely a 1…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

Not bad not great

The club is located in a relatively safe area of Stamford with plenty of parking spots to the side of the building. Paid the extra premium to get access to the "vip" room in the…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

If you've got the funds, you'll find fun!

Mention FB at the front desk so you can save 50% on the cover. The extra scratch comes in handy. I'm more of a MP guy, but I've been wanting something different lately. Decided to…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

It is the price you pay for Santa Clara Valley

I arrived around noon and paid my $15 cover which included lunch. They don't offer the BBQ and more; but that's fine with me, as I didn't trust what they served in the past.…

Toppers International Showbar

Athens, Georgia

Toppers Athens, GA

After my most recent I may never attend this club again. There were some very unattractive girls my last visit to this club. One dancer, was a few months pregnant and few had C-section scars.…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Tampa's Key West GC

After I left 2001, I felt a disgust that people experienced with the lots of talk and no fun at the Key West VIP Gentlemen's Club; this is Tampa's version. $20 admission at the door.…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Weird Vibe After Dark

After a night at Electric Blue for a bachelor party, I decided to hit this place up on the way home. I usually hit up the alcohol/topless side around happy hour and I hadn't…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Well I really don't know why you guys are complaining about this club

Well I really don't know why you guys are complaining about this club. I will admit, I would prefer to go mr luckys because the mail rage is better. But the club itself looks like…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Pretty Good

Made my first visit to an Akron club today and was kinda impressed. The building was old, simple, small, and dark, but I didn't go to admire the architecture. I drove there from…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

A Houston Landmark

Treasures is large for a Houston club, with an open, roomy main floor, and a back bar with lots of areas for private dances. There is also a smaller second floor area for VIP/bottle service…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Return Visit

This is a review of a visit from about 3 weeks ago. I haven't been at H.B. in awhile so with nothing to do one night and being nearby I thought that I would…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Worth the visit if you found the right dancer

I visited Lust three times during my stay in Greenville. There are some quality dancers there who will give a lot of mileage for your buck. Once I got there I decided I'd let them…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

A Quick Trip

I was driving back from Indy and decided to take a detour off 294 to Arnie's. Arrived about 7pm so I avoided the cover charge. Received the usual frisking at the…

Gentlemen's Playhouse

Selma, North Carolina

waffling

Friday night visit, barely any patrons until around 1am when i was heading out. Same routine, get searched, pay; walk into the main floor. There were a few couples, and the girlfriends were good tippers. Most of…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Two Night Visit

I was in San Diego for business and always try to make it to Tijuana once the sun goes down. This review reflects visits on a Wed and Thurs night.…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Twin Fantasy

I also visited AB on the same nights that I visited Hong Kong GC - as everyone knows they are about 100 yards apart. The vibe at AB is different - only one stage…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

The High Cost of Extras

My first return visit to Mitchell Bros. in about 2 years. Arrived before 9pm so got the reduced cover charge - think I saved about $25. This is a great place…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Time to Burn

I was looking for something to do in Cleveland in the early evening before meeting with some clients around 8pm, so I headed to Christies since I had never been there and had been told…

Riviera Gentleman's Club

Astoria, New York

nice club filled with latina

We were here last Saturday night. It was a bit chilly but I left my coat in my car so I don't have to pay extra $ for checkin my coat. Before we can go…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Had a great Saturday afternoon here

Spend about 3 hours here last Saturday. Had an amazing time. The place was hopping in the middle of the afternoon. Girls were everywhere. Went upstairs twice during that time. Each trip was…

Squire Lounge

Revere, Massachusetts

Pleasantly Surprised

I had lived a couple towns over from the Squire but hadn't gone for a while due to negative reviews. After a few drinks one night, however, I took the plunge and was pleasantly surprised.…

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Dancer found guilty of Vehicular Homicide

http://www.wlwt.com/news/jury-to-begin-deliberations-in-michele-schuster-trial/38931244 I've known this girl for a number of years. Very sweet girl. Only works the club once/month or so. In my observations, she always had issues of nodding off. I suspected some combination of Xanax, pot…

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Thoughts on Aging

Shailynn made the following comment. The older you get, the more attention you get from strippers. I have found that to be absolutely true. I’ve been going to strip clubs for 20 plus years, and every single…

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Where's Your MILF tonight?

So the MILF that I've been dating/fucking has some other guy that she doesn't want me to know about. She's with him tonight. And its not just the weed making me paranoid. I've strongly suspected this for…

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?? dancers ask me after LD

At my main club there is a separate LD room full of booths/chairs. On more occasions than I can count, a dancer will ask either during or after the dance how much longer I'm staying in the club, sometimes they'll…

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Just for Clubber.....

Come back to the board, bud http://youtu.be/12tce-THLUE

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Almost got a free LD

Recently I was sitting at the stage while two girls were on the stage, one of them was one of my favorites. After I tipped my favorite a few bucks they rotated and the other dancer came over. I've seen…

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At what age?

At what age does it start to come unrealistic that a stripper (in her 20's) would want to fuck you for free?

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What is the first thing you notice in this artistic photo?

http://41.media.tumblr.com/08693ecca08be37f18acecd5e4662350/tumblr_o56r5jSiCV1tkcetjo1_1280.jpg

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Pole Dancer

http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/08/italias-got-talent-70-year-old-pole-dancer-video

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the system? the suit? blacklisted? I went off on a dancer...ranting

This is a story about the system/suit and dancer blacklists and profiling and ignoring you. I went on a dead day to my SC. My fav #1 cancelled showing up to work, but I already made plans (cancelled work) to goto…

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Bolt on boobies: where do you see more of them.

Those of us that travel and club I think like to compare one part of the country with the other. I have clubbed in most major US cities. I seem to see more large breast enhancements around New York and in…

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Tuscl Financials

You can certainly go it alone when it comes to managing your money. But you could also try to do it yourself when it comes to auto repair. In both areas, doing it yourself is a brilliant idea for some,…

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Papi published an ebook / article

Go here: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=41610

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Pants

Had a discussion with a dancer recently about pants that customers wear. Talked about denim, and how it basically feels like scraping your genitals on sandpaper. I was wearing a pair of black dress pants just for my own comfort…

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OMG i need to rant

OMG I wanted to go tf off on a girl the other day. So this bitch at a meeting I had to go to decided to be my best friend well at least try. It all started when she asked…

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Fake Rolex Day!

I haven't been to the club in a couple months, plus I rarely club on a Friday, so there will be a lot of new girls who don't know me. I'm wearing my excellent but utterly fake Rolex Oyster today…

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9 Myths About Strippers, Debunked By A Former Stripper

Another bunch of crap from a former stripper. http://www.bustle.com/articles/151418-9-myths-about-strippers-debunked-by-a-former-stripper

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He took his teen daughter to a strip club, and now dad must pay price

"Arguelles’ attorney says, ‘The irony is that he is a very good father’" Is there anything an attorney won't say? http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article70463822.html

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Who is the U.K. celebrity?

Guys, need your help if you'd be so kind? Who is the married U.K. celebrities that has been in the news for having threesomes? You know over there but he can't be named in the U.K.

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Tuesdays!!!

Not sure why more clubs do not do this. Ten dollars for a lap dance is a great deal. Wish more clubs would offer this during the week and weekends. Would make…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Thursday Deja Vu trip

Hadn't been here in a while so I decided to stop by and check to see if there was any new talent. Got there at happy hour, around 7pm. there was really nothing that got…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

night before the apocalypse

Those of you who didn't know, EI is on the list of strip clubs to be closed down by the Prince George's County government on Friday April 8th. (Read the whole story here: https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/prince-georges-county-orders-12-strip-clubs-to-shut-their-doors-by-friday/2016/04/06/e8a4c0e4-fc07-11e5-80e4-c381214de1a3_story.html). This news,…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

ENJOYABLE BUT NOT GREAT RETURN

This review actually covers two visits to BD Dallas....Mon afternoon 4 April and Thurs afternoon 7 April and the scores are an average of the two visits. It's been at least a couple of…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Replace the carpet

I didn't see the regular girls here on a recent Saturday night. There's also more black and hispanic girls than there has been in the past. I didn't see Latina or Jordan or some of…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Thursday Night

The look of the club has been described many times...so I won't go into detail on that. There were a lot of people smoking in there when I arrived (I don't smoke and I…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Still a good place

Still one of the nicer places to visit. Even on a slow day, it is better than other places and is never too dull or boring. Chairs, full bar downstairs if you want to grab…

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

Nothing to write home about but usually a good time.

I've been here a few times and have always had a decent time. They are byob and the last b pretty much means beer. You can't bring liquor here, they'll turn you away. The cover…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Just got back from the cheetah

Just got back from the cheetah. Night shift ladies are hot and very friendly. Tried out the nightshift as usually I am a day shift guy, didn't disappoint. Ymmv with the ladies but fun can…

Sunrise Sports Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

Haven't been here in awhile...

Haven't been to a club in a awhile but when I do this is my go to spot. Heard about all the shit that's gone down here recently but things seem to be the same.…

Larry's Villa

Las Vegas, Nevada

Larry's review

I decided to try Larry's out just because I am into the local type places. This place is more bar with a couple half dressed girls in the place. there is very little dancing but…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Just okay

Shift changes in strip clubs can be good or bad depending on the day and the club. I got here around 7:45pm, paid my $20 entry fee, and got a quick glimpse of the…

Candy House Cabaret

Wynantskill, New York

Lost in the woods

I hadn't been to Candy House before so I decided to check it out. It is located in the middle of the woods 20 minutes from Albany. I tried once a few weeks ago…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies

In ATL for work and made a worthy visit to Follies. Arrived a 2pm. Normal valet and tip. Pat down at door and free admin. I wasn't sure what to expect because of the masters…

Magic Touch Massage

Franklinton, North Carolina

Good place if you're passing through

Dropped by after reading a few reviews. Parking is enclosed in a fence for privacy, which is nice. Walked in and was greeted by one girl after ringing a bell. Saw a sign that said…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

Pleasantly refreshing

I've been going to the fox sparingly here and there for a few years, even when it was still tattletales, and it can be hit or miss. Went on a Monday evening, there were at…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Was back last weekend to my favorite spot Yes as all others have said still greatest place in Atlanta Standard weekend driver of $5

Was back last weekend to my favorite spot Yes as all others have said still greatest place in Atlanta Standard weekend driver of $5. I have started parking at follies recently due to hearing a friend…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Return to Crystal City Restaurunt

I went back to the Crystal City Restaurant after about a year of not being there. Things have not really changed. It still has the small stages. You come and sit down at either a…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

Cuban delight

This is really the only viable afternoon option in Daytona Beach now that Biggins has become intolerant of extracurricular activities. Grandview Live is promising but still getting there. I stopped by Diamond Dolls recently and had…

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

On no

I had never been here before but saw it as I was driving by and thought I would give it a try. $5 entry and $6.75 for a beer to start with, also…

Dancers Den

Akron, Ohio

Disappointing

This club has the best TVs and cable setup of any dancer bar in Akron. Happy hour prices are reasonable and the barmaid is attentive without being pushy. So far, it sounds like…

OMG Gentlemen's Club

Trenton, New Jersey

Nice Time

Went in on a Thursday night before a night out with the guys....we never left! Owner and staff were super friendly, security was tight and the girls were hot and engaging. We brought in the…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

Portland supposedly has more strip clubs per capita than any city in the US

Portland supposedly has more strip clubs per capita than any city in the US. Based on that you would think this city would have some of the best strips clubs given the competition.…

Dancers Den

Akron, Ohio

I keep trying it

About 6 months ago, there was a girl named Ivy dancing her in late afternoon, early evening. She had told me she was going to try some other clubs and haven't seen her…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Pleasant surprise

I was visited Minneapolis for work and had spare time of 5 hours while waiting for the next flight. Went to downtown and visited the place. I expected a cover charge of 10-20 dollars, but the manager…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

Babes during the day

I was in the area after running some errands and had some free time so I passed by Babes. I don't go here as often as I used to so I always see new girls…

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

Expensive but memorable

I visited Ricks's back in November 2015. I can't believe I forgot to write a review. My visits to Rick's were a highlight of my New Orleans trip, and also was probably my best strip…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

This is the 2nd visit to The Treasure Club and didn't disappoint

This is the 2nd visit to The Treasure Club and didn't disappoint. Previous review it's turning into a "black" club, not that I don't like black women but the day i went didn't seem the…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

Midway Disappointment

First time at this club and probably my last. I arrived about 2:00 pm and there maybe 5 or 6 other patrons and about 10 dancers. The club is basically an industrial unit…

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Fun... Needs more dancers

Spent a night in SA and stopped by the Men's Club. First time I'd ever gone but the reviews were good enough I thought it was worth a try. First, the club is nice enough.…

The Executive Club

New York, New York

Nice club but over priced

I stopped in about 10:30. No cover tonight but coat check is $3. There was no one down stairs and since I was going to check out the restaurant I went upstairs which is a…

Sammy's on the Island

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Bad choice of dancer...

I was in town for the weekend and decided I needed to to relax for a few. I started out with one of the other local clubs, and it was about 8 o'clock. The club…

Fantasy Castle

Signal Hill, California

Too crowded

This is my second time here. I had come here almost a year ago. I and my friend entered the club around 11.30pm. The cover charge is $10, but if you check in on Yelp,…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Tiffany

I generally visit in my lunch hour. The benefit to this is the girls are much more open and flexiblr than the weekend "party" scene. While I first was apprehensive about Tiffany due to all the reviews…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio?

Never been the biggest fan of nude clubs but at least they usually have hot bodied dancers. Not anymore!! I've tried this spot during the day at least five times this year hoping to see something…

California Girls

Anaheim, California

Wednesday Night Drop-In

Stopped in on a Wednesday night as I was in OC for work earlier that day. Got there around 10pm, many girls were working however it was my first visit to a topless-only club so…

Tex-Mex Lounge

Edinburg, Texas

Always a good time

Have been back to this club a few times during my winter visit to the valley. Lots of dancers most only speak Spanish but that is ok..private dances are $20.00 I have had a few…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

I had a fantastic time at the Treasure Club

I had a fantastic time at the Treasure Club. I arrived around 9pm on a Thursday evening. I was greeted by an extremely sexy door girl. She had a gorgeous smile and amazing eyes. Luckily,…

Guide to Miami and South Florida Black Strip Clubs

I will break up this article into 2-sections: I) Intro II) Club Descriptions The Intro section will be a general overview of the South Florida (SoFlo) black strip club scene along with the list of all the SoFlo black clubs that I am aware off. [I wrote a separate TUSCL article w.r.t the SoFlo mixed clubs] The Club Description section will have a brief description of each of the SoFlo black clubs listed in section I - the clubs will be separated by county into 3 sections w/ the Miami-Dade county clubs listed first followed by the Broward county clubs and ending w/ the Palm Beach county clubs. Anyone that wishes to add or correct info with respect to the article please feel-free to post your…

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I found a unicorn!!!!

I went to the club tonight expecting to see two former favorites that were on the schedule. Neither of them were there. Crap. However, there was a dancer there that I had not seen before. She was a…

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Jackie

Jackie is fucking santa clause https://youtu.be/CbgrCtZVb3c

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Facebook Friends - An Open Invetation To Sex?

Oh Facebook, I am rarely on there, and Mrs. S is not and never will have a Facebook account. You would have to do some deep searching through my photos to even know I am married, she doesn't like…

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Not proud of my perverseness

Haven't had a chance to go to the clubs recently, which has left me a bit out of sorts. Today, I did two things: 1) I was at the grocery store and spotted a young hottie much younger than me (around 20…

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When trying to outwit the hooker goes terribly wrong

So a guy on a different forum tried to pay a exorberant price for date with a "high class" escort. I read up on some of her reviews, she's lousy. http://www.erin-bradford.com/welcome#gallery Unfortunately he was dumb enough to give her his REAL…

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Excuses

I feel like I have heard it all when it comes to excuses of why a dancer had to cancel OTC. I would love to hear reasons all of you have heard so maybe I will hear one I haven't…

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Excuses

I feel like I have heard it all when it comes to excuses of why a dancer had to cancel OTC. I would love to hear reasons all of you have heard so maybe I will hear one I haven't…

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What the fuck just happened

Had a great sex session with the DS last night. As wonderful as always. A couple hours later I ask very nicely to fuck her again. Very nicely she's says she's just not up for it tonight. I…

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Was this web site down yesterday?

I couldn't find it yesterday. I saw server down. You?

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Civilian fucks

Dayum guys, and gals, too bad you didn't meet the babe I did today. She's a traveling merchandiser promoting her company's product. Long, long legs, very slender, not the most beautiful, but she has a striking beauty. If…

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How big of a strip club PL are you?

How big of a strip club PL are you? Take this simple test to find out. Have You ever Paid a stripper's tuition or student loan Bought tampons for a stripper Taken drugs (not just not alcohol) with a stripper Filled a stripper's tank…

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Toys in the VIP

I was wondering if anybody has experience with having a vip dance where toys were part of the fun. Not the only fun. Just part of it. Use Of Vibrators dildos etc. I think it would…

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would this please the LDK?

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55df46381a2d0

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Credit Cards - worth it?

I was considering using my credit card at a central Texas club and was wondering if anyone here has any horror stories of over-charging, etc? Thanks

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% of girls who do porn?

This may have been discussed here before, but I've never had a discussion about it so I'm going to bring it up. The "current favorite pornstars" thread, somebody mentioned that the porn industry goes through girls quickly. What percentage of…

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Parking Lot

Parked the car (no valet) at the club today and started walking to the front door. Then I see a cop cruiser parked next to the front door, with the club manager standing outside. No sight of a…

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Pack your bags lopaw. :)

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/apr/07/dinah-lesbian-festival-women-palm-springs?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

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Started my new job today

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f6/0e/89/f60e896ba88c9bf1a1284367f13080b7.jpg

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Current pornstars

I had a porn thread awhile back asking who were your favorite pornstars of all time. Now I'm asking you who are your favorite current pornstars? (meaning that they're still in the business) For me •Lela Star (Kim K lookalike, incredible ass) •Amy…

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Tells from the poker room

Let me set the stage for the following hand: an online casual late-night $2/4 no-limit hold’em cash game. The player directly to my left decided to play table bully by making every hand expensive before the flop and then not…

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Fuck deez hoes.

What?

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A first for me

After a VIP, a regular of mine gives me her panties as a present. I guess it was a nice thought, but what do I do with them? And no, I'm not gonna wear them. Is this

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If you decide to have sex with vegetables be sure to wear a condom.

Surgeons at the San Juan de Dios Hospital in the capital city of Costa Rica removed a yuca (cassava root or manioc) measuring 45 cm of length (about 18 inches) from the anal cavity of a 55-year old man, who…

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Sex workers reveal their clients' most bizarre requests - including standing nak

Can you match the TUSCL member to the bizarre request? I admit I am the one who had a stripper stand naked in a corner and read Ulysses to me. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3524690/Sex-workers-reveal-clients-bizarre-requests.html

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‘Sugar daddy’ testifies in trial of woman who hit utility workers

A PL testifies against the "sugar baby" stripper who hit utility workers with her car. His last sentence says it all. "Since the crash, Bowman said he has been in touch with Schuster and even sent her money. “I was just…

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I need some advice... I wanna be a camgirl!

Hey, everyone. I know it's been a long time since I've stopped through here but as I've explained to some of you so far, I'm stupid busy with work. My boyfriend and I are also in the process…

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French news

I see they have joined Sweden in making it illegal for men to pay for sex. Why the hell is it always the guys that are prosecuted ?

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Can I Find Out if a Dancer is Working?

Not having a phone number or any contact info for a dancer, is there any way to know if a dancer will be working a certain night? ie. I'm mostly asking if you can call the club and find out,…

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Tax Refunds & Crowds

Debating making a weekend excursion to our favorite place (Detroit) in the next few weeks. Just wondering about the state of talent and what the crowds might be like, particularly on a Saturday night from 10 to close. I have…

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Craig Sager - NBA Fashion Advice

I hope he pulls through with his cancer battle. https://youtu.be/ltpqPd3t5V0

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What?

first i see this Wheres sjg? who or what is sjg? then this Missing the Clubber again who or what is clubber? granted, i am very new here, so i dont know. anyone care to explain?

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Fuckin' SJG Shows Up On TUSCL & This Bitch Crashes

Coincidence, I think knot!!!!!

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Juice For President 2016 - It Can Really Happen

Reading the news today, it sounds like the Republican Primary is going to be a huge huge mess. Who gets the nom? Trump without enough delegates? Ted Cruz? The rumor of a Cruz and Kasich duo…

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For you big booty lovers

bigbootygifs.tumblr.com Best site in the world

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SJG, did you get out on bail?

Or was did your mom just get around to paying the bill for Internet service?

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ever choke a stripper ?

Of course in a sexual orientation of course

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3am the song

https://youtu.be/aqNMfgIKI_U

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Ranking system for multiple OTC strippers

Have any of you come up with some kind of a ranking system to "rate" your OTC girls if you have multiples. I'm at possibly having as many as 4 soon and want more than just looks to rate…

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Don't sleep on the stageshow!!

I have read some threads where some of you say you're not interested in stage tipping. Me personally I'm interested in tipping girls I like, not just any random girl. From my limited experience if she gives you a really good…

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A dozen clubs outside DC ordered to close (basically immediately)

I guess the neighbors have grown tired of the clubs...there are a couple big name clubs that this will affect including Fuego: http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Prince-Georges-County-Shuts-Down-Strip-Clubs-374675871.html

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She don't wanna be saved

Any of you ever get in captain-save-a-ho mode and try to "save" a stripper? There's this stripper I met the other day. Absolutely breathtaking. I rarely give out 10's, but I would say she's a 10. I found out she escorts…

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Rising lapdance prices: Nationwide trend?

About a year ago in Portland the standard price for a lapdance was $20. Fast forward to today, out of the 70+ clubs in the Portland area, I would estimate that less than 10 of them have dances at $20.…

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Strippers and #s

So when I went to the strip club, I met this one dancer when it was slow and we sat and talked for a while. We really sat and got to know each other and now we talk on a…

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A Message from a Fan

I received this Facebook message from a guy who considers himself my CF's boyfriend. My CF says he's not her boyfriend, but I don't really care. It's always nice to have a fan. "DUDE your weirdo old ass needs…

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Question thats been asked before

I know these questions are asked a lot, especially from rook. I'm just curious to know everyone's opinion.. how much money should the average person bring to a strip club? What's the least amount to bring to get by? Have…

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LV Rhino Question

I know admission is waived if you use their limo service, and you pay cover if you take a taxi, but has anyone ever used Uber to arrive and, if so, how is that handled. Thanks

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A nursery rhyme for crazy Joe

This Help u shit bruh https://youtu.be/uegGoPuf_ZI

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A real pimp story

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/04/06/house-of-horrors-police-find-apparent-sex-slave-chained-to-strippers-pole-in-detroit-home/ ‘House of horrors': Police find apparent sex slave chained to stripper’s pole in Detroit home ... He called them his “wives,” but prosecutors have accused Travis of treating the women more like slaves who were marketed online for profit. After being unchained,…

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this what shadow looks like when he logs in tuscl and sees Da crew is bake

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ^^^ dis scat lol

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Crazyjoe off road style

https://youtu.be/2peMyUxPh-M

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Finger Blasting Strippers

Ever not wash your fingers after blasting strippers and enjoy the cat fish smell Da next morning

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Ever ate a fully loaded baked potato out of a DS ass ?

Well ?

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Strippers should be nervous. :)

http://www.attn.com/stories/7073/virtual-reality-mens-sex-suit-eliminates-need-women?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

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Army vet sent to prison for running Molly ring with strippers, a DJ and a porn s

http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2016/04/05/army-vet-to-prison-for-running-miami-molly-ring-with-strippers-dj-and-porn-star/

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Father leaves baby daughter in car while he gets lap dance in strip club, prosec

This seems to have been a 2PMer. http://q13fox.com/2016/04/05/father-leaves-baby-daughter-in-car-while-he-gets-lap-dance-in-strip-club-prosecutors-say/

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Dancers Personalities

Ever tell a dancer u just wanted to stick your dick inside her personality ?

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When your favorite gains weight

I am dealing with this now, with a favorite who I used to take OTC. This is also far from the first time that I've developed a rapport with a dancer only to have her gain a lot of…

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Daily Masterbations

How many of us do this daily or damn near daily ? As a young lad I did so just because my drive was that high. As a older mane I force myself to do so for sexual stamina training and…

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Juice comes into the club trying to sneak 8 Four Lokos under his coat. The manager sez ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ DS8 tells JS69 the only way he's gonna get a grade-A BJ is if he pays $4,000. JS69 sez ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ CrazyJoe decides…

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The SJG Chronicles

Instead of being a vindictive troll SJG, here's where you can post all your fantasies and delusions of grandeur..Don't be a dick where everyone ignores you. Post only here

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fav #2 cock blocking fav #1, solutions?

I dont know how to handle this without burning bridges. My fav #1 is the most loyal stripper to me in the club. She will spend every free minute she has sitting with me for hours ITC, for free, plus free…

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With the Tar Heels loosing it felt like Duke won the championship

Title says it all boys

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Another what does it mean?...

Hello all, new here. To keep a long story short. Been hitting clubs for about 3 years now but about 4 months ago I started seeing only one girl itc exclusively. We had a really good relationship and yes I…

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Getting Dances From Pornstars

Harem Dayton this weekend is featuring two porn stars and I am excited! Have you all had dances from porn stars or seen them dance on stage? I am excited!

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Bank Roll Management for Strip club Patriots

I believe every club goer should practice some kind of bank roll management to insure he stays in the game without ever going bankrupt. My guide lines suggest never spend more than 10% of your roll in any given night. If…

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This is Why I'm Not Married

Being 100 pounds overweight and bald has nothing to do with it. $32,000 Shit Bitches be crazy

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ESPN Reports: Tonight's NCAA Women's Title Game is More About the Spread than W

Title says it all

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Be hot, get married, get fat?

My company is fairly large, and has quite a few women 20-35 years old. In the past couple of years I've seen at least a dozen female Co workers marry off. It amazes and saddens me how almost universally the women…

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Is there a more miserable piece of shit?

https://www.tuscl.net/u-p.php?UID=141453 Read the garbage this asshole posts. Not a single word of value. Just miserable hate directed at everyone and anyone. Try to find even one helpful comment, there isn't. I'd rather read about India movers than anything DesertScum has written.

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Missing the Clubber

He has disappeared, it's his right, I disappeared for a long time. Life has its' way of disrupting our routine. We are attempting to find our friend. Does anyone have any knowledge of what our friend is…