No lie, this happened last night. A dancer told me I reminded her of her ex-boyfriend.
Does that mean I have the feel of an unemployed drug dealing felon???? Lol
Any of you ever been told that by a stripper?
No lie, this happened last night. A dancer told me I reminded her of her ex-boyfriend.
Does that mean I have the feel of an unemployed drug dealing felon???? Lol
Any of you ever been told that by a stripper?
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last commentYou might possibly have that image.
I have this image and have successfully dated 2 strippers and both times I either didn't have a job steady aka day labour or I had a steady low wage job
Know that I have an amazing job with benefits I can't seem to pick up the 3rd stripper GF lol.
As the comments is considered
I've had "you look like my X" with pictures to prove it lol and I did favor them
I've also had the comment " you look like I guy I fucked at a party a few months ago"
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"You remind me of my ex-boyfriend, and he gave me all of his money, so you should too."
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^^^More like the other way around, she gave him all her money. I was hoping the same would happen to me.
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I've never been told that. I'd take it as a compliment - unless she followed it up with an overtly negative description.
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I have had dancers say don't you remember me? Then they act like we must have been together somewhere. My memory isn't that bad. I remember some dancers.
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A cocktail waitress I did dances with said I reminded her of Magic Johnson. A stripper said I reminded her of some customer they called Chief. Had I known what I know now I would have played as Chief to my advantage.
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About 15 years ago, there was a girl at a local club who studiously ignored me. Went out of her way to do so. The first time I went there, I saw her on stage, and then she disappeared. She never even gave me a chance. I know for a fact that she fucked, and did so with guys as big as, and bigger than, me.
Finally, about about a month after I started there, I just walked up to the stage and straight up asked her, "So I have money to spend, but you've spent a lot of effort avoiding me. What's up?"
She gave me a kind of sad, kind of embarrassed, look and said, "I'm sorry, but you look exactly like my father."
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Did you ask the species of her last boyfriend? If he was a turtle you should be flattered. Aah...yup
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I've been told I'm a dead ringer for Colonel Kurtz (Marlon Brando) in Apocolypse Now.
But anymore, so few dancers know who Brando was or have seen the film.
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Once had a dancer say I reminded her of her high school choir director. Yes, it was kind of a buzzkill.
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Steppers shit
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Take a dukey on her head next time
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