You might have gone to a strip club last night, if...
Jeff Foxworthy has that old comedy routine "You might be a redneck if..." and he fills in the blanks with one liners. I thought it might be funny to do the same with the discussion topic. I'll start. I know there are some funny fockers on here, so looking forward to your responses.
You miiiight have gone to a strip club last night, if....
the crotch of your pants smells like perfume and vagina.
You miiiight have gone to a strip club last night, if....
the crotch of your pants smells like perfume and vagina.
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You go to pay for something and pay it all in $1 bills leftover from the strip club
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you cant wait to get TUSCL to write a new review
You might have gone to the strip club last night if you'd of known that the place is being closed and so the management no longer cares what happens there.
SJG
It always cracks me up how, when I let the girls enter their own contact number in my phone, they never fail to put a little smiley after their name. They must have read this tip in The Law of Attraction
Speaking of that, if there's a new thread, "how do you know you read SW too much", first answer: I know what Subraman meant when he referenced The Law of Attraction ... lol
If you woke up in your car and don't remember where you're parked.
... if you burner phone's email is open to the message with your "free admission to the club" coupon.
... you've showered 3 times in the last 8 hours and 4 times in the last 24 hours.
... last night's clothes are soaking in a small tub with Woolite.
... your car's windows are open in the morning and the interior smells faintly of "stripperfumes!"
... you have few scratches, bruises, and marks on your body and you crack a smile as you recall how you got them!
... you get asked how your "Stripper Date" went. ;)
--> how do you know you read SW too much", -->
^^^ ... when YOU actually GET subraman's LOA reference!