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Where are you Spanish Speakers?

timothyjames55
Just here for a good time.
Tuesday, June 14, 2016 10:07 PM
I'm as gringo as they come, but I lived a decent while in a Spanish-speaking country, and became very conversational in Spanish, with a pretty good accent, so I'm told. However, in my time there your typical Strip Club phrases never came up, so I didn't learn them! Speaking Spanish has definitely got me some extra mileage and increased my fun factor when in the club with Hispanic girls, and so I want to ask some of you native Spanish speakers (I know we must have at least some?), about some Strip Club phrasing. I'm not interested in someone looking up words in a Spanish-English dictionary. I can do that myself, but that stuff often translates terribly. I want the real Spanish, from the street! Anything related to getting/asking for dances would be great. For starters, I wasn't even sure how you say "lap dance"... I was guessing "baile"? "How about a lap dance?" Anyway, thanks for any ideas.

16 comments

  • DandyDan
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    8 years ago
    I remember my trip to El Paso years ago. The one girl clearly didn't have much grasp of English, but she did understand what "lap dance" meant.
  • motorhead
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    8 years ago
    Give her $300 and point at your boy-zone. She'll understand
  • Cashman1234
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    8 years ago
    There are many girls who are bilingual in the clubs nearby. I don't speak any Spanish - and yet I've never found difficulty communicating. I'm guessing - as you mentioned with strip club Spanish being a bit different - strip club English might also be its own dialect?
  • timothyjames55
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    8 years ago
    It's not that they won't understand English, or some English. It's that they get a real kick out of you dropping some Spanish, which in my experience has led to a better time. So that's why I ask if anyone knows how to say "lap dance" or has any ideas of good things to say.
  • shadowcat
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    8 years ago
    I don't speak it fluently but enough to get by in businesses owned and operated by Latinas. I agree that it is fun talking to strippers that just got off the boat.
  • motorhead
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    8 years ago
    The most confusing part of this post... Why are "you" asking her for a lap dance anyway? Isn't that her duty?
  • rockstar666
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    8 years ago
    The only Spanish I know is "body wash". As in, "Did the Sox win?. Who knows, no body wash."
  • Papi_Chulo
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    8 years ago
    I heard Juice is fluent in 7 different languages including Spanish - just wait for him to post
  • motorhead
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    8 years ago
    lol Rockstar
  • PontiacGuy
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    8 years ago
    I'm interested in an actual response too Tim. Phrases and words not typically in the dictionary. Show me your tits, blowjob, full service....etc. Where is Papi-Chulo?
  • Papi_Chulo
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    8 years ago
    lap-dance = baile (pronounced byle w/ the 'e' pronounce as is prononunced when you say "red") - one could say "baile por favor" or "mami un baile por favor" (a lap-dance please) - many Hispanics use "mami" and "papi" as a term of endearment Show me your tits = "dejame ver tus tetas" (let me see your tits) - "quiero ver tus tetas" (I wanna see your tits) - "Puedo ver tus tetas?" (May I see your tits) - or you can use cenos (pronounced senos) as a more polite way of saying tits (cenos being more like breasts instead of tits) blowjob = chupar or mamar (to suck) - "Mami tu chupas/mamas pinga?" (Mami do you suck dick w/ pinga meaning dick) Full service = singar (to fuck) - "Mami yo quiero singar" (Mami I want to fuck) There are many different ways to say it and some things don't exactly have a one-to-one translation - plus I'm Cuban and we use different words that not all Latins use (and vise-versa) - kinda like Autralians and Americans both speaking English but probablly having/using different words for the same thing.
  • shadowcat
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    8 years ago
    Da me panocha. Give me pussy(candy).
  • JohnSmith69
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    8 years ago
    Can't you just flash some bills, point to your crotch, and say "sucky sucky?"
  • Clubber
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    8 years ago
    I hand them a note that says, "I only speak Japanese. Please sent over proper dancer." Never has failed!
  • Papi_Chulo
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    8 years ago
    Maybe you should just play them a porno on your smart-phone of what you want. Winning !
  • bvino
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    8 years ago
    yo no se.
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