Where are you Spanish Speakers?

I remember my trip to El Paso years ago. The one girl clearly didn't have much grasp of English, but she did understand what "lap dance" meant.

Give her $300 and point at your boy-zone. She'll understand

There are many girls who are bilingual in the clubs nearby. I don't speak any Spanish - and yet I've never found difficulty communicating.

I'm guessing - as you mentioned with strip club Spanish being a bit different - strip club English might also be its own dialect?

It's not that they won't understand English, or some English. It's that they get a real kick out of you dropping some Spanish, which in my experience has led to a better time. So that's why I ask if anyone knows how to say "lap dance" or has any ideas of good things to say.

I don't speak it fluently but enough to get by in businesses owned and operated by Latinas. I agree that it is fun talking to strippers that just got off the boat.

The most confusing part of this post...

Why are "you" asking her for a lap dance anyway? Isn't that her duty?

The only Spanish I know is "body wash". As in, "Did the Sox win?. Who knows, no body wash."

I heard Juice is fluent in 7 different languages including Spanish - just wait for him to post

lol Rockstar

I'm interested in an actual response too Tim. Phrases and words not typically in the dictionary. Show me your tits, blowjob, full service....etc. Where is Papi-Chulo?

lap-dance = baile (pronounced byle w/ the 'e' pronounce as is prononunced when you say "red") - one could say "baile por favor" or "mami un baile por favor" (a lap-dance please) - many Hispanics use "mami" and "papi" as a term of endearment

Show me your tits = "dejame ver tus tetas" (let me see your tits) - "quiero ver tus tetas" (I wanna see your tits) - "Puedo ver tus tetas?" (May I see your tits) - or you can use cenos (pronounced senos) as a more polite way of saying tits (cenos being more like breasts instead of tits)

blowjob = chupar or mamar (to suck) - "Mami tu chupas/mamas pinga?" (Mami do you suck dick w/ pinga meaning dick)

Full service = singar (to fuck) - "Mami yo quiero singar" (Mami I want to fuck)


There are many different ways to say it and some things don't exactly have a one-to-one translation - plus I'm Cuban and we use different words that not all Latins use (and vise-versa) - kinda like Autralians and Americans both speaking English but probablly having/using different words for the same thing.

Da me panocha. Give me pussy(candy).

Can't you just flash some bills, point to your crotch, and say "sucky sucky?"

I hand them a note that says, "I only speak Japanese. Please sent over proper dancer."
Never has failed!

Maybe you should just play them a porno on your smart-phone of what you want.

Winning !

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