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Layover in Dallas

Headed from Phoenix to Baltimore in two weeks with a 4 hour layover in Dallas. The only problem is I land about an hour and a half before the clubs open and never been to a club that early…

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Would you fuck this hoe for free? P4p?

http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/0t-0t-0t-0t-0t-0t-0t-0t-0t-0t-0t-0t-0t-0t/16380292

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Don't miss it.

Because a number of various reasons, my club days might as well be over. Since I was retired, I don't find it at all easy to get away and I need to be home anyway. I hope vm makes it…

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Hot dancers vs movie actresses

I feel hot dancers has great bodies than movie actresses, Sometimes during lap dances my heart skips several beats.How about you?

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Hot dancers vs movie actresses

I feel hot strippers has hotter bodies

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Ohio area food...Sky Line spagette and conie dawgs

I'm getting this on my way and back to and from Detriot summer 2017 https://youtu.be/A1maek7Mgpk

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$20 for a HJ at your table vs $150 for a BBBJ in VIP?

At my favorite club I know dancers that will do either. Some times I just don't see any dancer that I really want to spend $150 on in VIP but I don't want to go home with blue balls either.…

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Strippers are gonna be strippers

Do you guys ever get mad when a stripper doesn't respond to your texts or calls? Or when she flakes? I used to get frustrated when that would happen, but strippers are gonna be strippers, it's just part of the game.…

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Amazon dash buttons

Amazon Dash Button is a Wi-Fi connected device that reorders your favorite product with the press of a button. https://amzn.com/B01C3JBA7M Is this awesome?

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Man gets probation for passing fake $100 bill at strip club

His defense was that he gave the stripper fake money to touch her fake boobs. http://www.dailyprogress.com/man-gets-probation-for-passing-fake-bill-at-strip-club/article_2be2cef2-7698-564e-8c5d-8f41d876af6c.html

Stilettos Gentlemen's Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Works for me.

My experience with this club was short but I frankly enjoyed it. If you're into women of color with big butts, a small but interesting location, and cheap drinks, Stilettos is the place to go.…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

There are dances, but in the back stage...

So deiced to visit this club in a Saturday about 4 pm, got there, doorman very cool and relaxed. Before 6:30 PM is "free", at door they charged me $10 bucks for a drink, I…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

High mileage

Swung by again a couple of weeks ago for two for one wednesday. Came in before 5pm so no cover, only the $12 drink charge. lots of girls maybe 15. About half milf's... The other…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

Decided to give this club a...

Decided to give this club a try after seeing an ad in the Sesttle Weekly - free admission, free drink, $20 credit toward first dance. Basically a free pass to check them out. Nothing unique…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Henry's Day shift Thursday

Visited Henry's last Thursday dayshift. In my previous visits it hasn't been many lookers except for Selena imo. Went to see if she was working, and looks like she was nowhere to be found.…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Best value in city of industry

Synn's a decent club that's clean and well run. Parking can be difficult - the lot was full but you can park across the street and walk over. Cover was a bit steep…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

Another batchlor party another trip to Silk

We had a very solid time, dances are still a bit pricey but handsy by the dancers. There is a tip walk which is unfortunate but the lap dances are great the women friendly. We…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Nice, clean club but bring your wallet $$$

Nice looking club, doorman was a nice guy who patted me down. Cover was $16 with a coupon in the paper. Club is very nice like most rhino clubs I've been to.…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

much better than last time

I decided to give Vegas Club another chance after my last stop. Last time I went there at around 7 on a Thursday and it wasn't that great (see below). This time, however,…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

A solid to good experience

Foxy is simply the best strip club in the boston metro. I know... I know that's grading on a Boston curve, but it is what it is. In general, the dancers are friendly,…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

What happened here??

I was a at another club in the area and was disappointed there so I figured that Atlantis would be better. I was wrong. Disappointed here too! There were lots of ladies…

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

Expected better

Hmm, I guess I expected a lot given th epublicity and all from the show, but I don't think this is going to be a regular stop for me. The bat area is large and…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Slow and disappointing

Got here just after midnight on a Saturday. I expected it to be packed, nope it was empty. A few ladies were on the floor or talking to a few of the…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies Lived Up To Its Rep!

OK I finally made it to the fabled Follies...I had been to Atlanta many times but somehow had never made it there. it is on the outskirts of Atlanta and I actually drove past…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

Nothing too special

This used to be a regular haunt for me 4-5 years ago. But back then I remember curtains being up, drink prices more reasonable, and just an overall better vibe. Now the opposite…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Mediocre

I intended to go to The Landing Strip based upon reviews, but when I plugged in the address into my rental car GPS it kept taking me to a spot where there was no club.…

Condor Club

San Francisco, California

Decent club

I went to Italian town in SF with my friend and accidentally passed this club. I was not sure if it was a bar or something else. I just wanted to check it out…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Neighborhood dive bar- worth a look

Total neighborhood stripper dive bar feel. Very basic horseshoe bar with stage at end. TVs with sporting events and a pool table. Only 4 dancers on Thursday (but late) -…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited on Friday around 2:30 -...

Visited on Friday around 2:30 - expected lot to be full, but found a spot right away, then no issue once inside finding a bar stool. So, for a Fri afternoon, it must have been…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

WOW!

I had tried Diamond dolls in the past several times, but wasn't excited about the club. Most dancers were not friendly. Tonight was a great exception! The Oz club down the street had fired most…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Hit or miss

Inner Room Cabaret is considered one of highly rated club by lot of reviewers. So below is list of negatives/positives about this club for you to make good decision. Inner room cabaret is pretty far off…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Worth a visit

So, I visited this club earlier this year, 2016 when a dude from LFHC club stopped by a venue I was working at and asked me to help him give out free passes. The type…

The Honeypot Club

Maidenhead, England

I have reviewed this club before...

I have reviewed this club before but they have done a substantial physical refurbishment. The pole is now near the door (to the right as you go in). It was not in use last night…

The Brass Ass Lounge

Newport, Kentucky

never again

Location is good. Even though I was there during the day still seemed to be in a good part of town. Club is actually pretty big with a nice bar and nice stage. Was really…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

1st time here

This was my 1st time here. Overall, I was disappointed. There were a few 10's a lot of 6's and some 4's. I got a vip dance from a 6. Dance…

Le Pigale

Gatineau, Quebec

paradice/ paradis

If you get a chance to have this beautiful blond spinner dance for you, you will be addicted, She is beautiful, has an incredible body, and a wonderful personality. She is also sexy and is a lot…

Erotic Bar Velvet

Sofia, Bulgaria

Good Takeout Place

This club is more of a take out place than a strip club. It's located 10 min away from the center. Any cab driver will take you there. There is a happy bar and grill right…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Best All Around Club

Seldom, if ever is a Tuesday night good at any club, but within the past few weeks I was here on a Tuesday night and it was amazing. The club is always clean the…

Set-It-Off Go Go Bar

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Bang for buck

Been here many times and it seems to always be different dancers. Arrived at 10pm on a Thursday and apparently that is now their opening time. Was pretty cool that the bartender remembered…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Always the same(and that's a good thing!)

I drove up to Michigan to see some friends and decided this time to hit up the Criket for some afternoon relaxation after a long drive. Went into the large parking lot in the…

Sunset Strip Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

Easy going afternoon visit

Had an extra hour after an appointment and thought a beer and a show would be a good way to spend it. Cheep beers and one dancer in particular caught my eye. Venue was empty…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

mid week fun

Ended up here on a Wed afternoon traveling from NY to MASS. $5.00 cover. $7.25 for well vodka drink. Sat by the tipping stage and enjoyed some up close stage dances. The 2nd girl who…

Fantasy Shots

San Diego, California

Decent enough place

If you're looking for something more private and different then this would be worth it. The place is small and dimly lit. A hot asian chick with nice fake tits greeted me at…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Nice Afternoon at Players

I had a noon meeting meeting in the area of the club. After the luncheon meeting, I stopped in around 2:00 P.M. As required, I parked the car with the valet. I entered the club,…

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, Florida

Just decent

I had been to BA years ago. I was never a regular as I preferred the clubs in the cocoa area, but I came here on occasion. Not much has really changed.…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

My go to club

Sands has always been my go to club. It small, usually not very busy and the girls always treat me great. Daytime is the best as long as your don't mind seeing the same 5…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Nice Time at Flight Club

I was in the area for some business meetings and had some time until my next appointment. I stopped in around 2:30 P.M. I did the mandatory parking with the valet, entered the club,…

Scruples Gentlemen's Club

Lower Southampton, Pennsylvania

A YMMV Place

Sometimes I visit this club and leave in less than an hour and other times the place is really fun. They increased the price of the private dances to $25 from $20 for 5 mins…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Tuesday Afternoon

Clubbing in Vegas on a couple of hot summer afternoons. Seemed like a better place to cool off than the pool or black jack table. Prefer to avoid the crowds and din of the night.…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

New Management

The new owners have given the OG a much needed face lift and is going in the right direction for upscale and elegance. However, the new owners are new to the gentlemens club scene…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Great club for after football game

Came right after the first Ravens game, we parked at the garage around the corner, $9 after 4:00pm. We used our ticket for free entry, front desk was very nice and explained everything. Walked…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

Not much has changed

I got a chance to visit Madison a few weeks ago and decided to check out Jimmys. I used to visit a lot, but it has been a year or more since my last visit.…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

Best looking girls on Mannheim

If Louie's is the best value, then Carl's is the best quality. Carl's has the best looking and best selection of girls among the Mannheim lingerie bars. The dances range from near air to OMG my pants…

Foxys

Louisville, Kentucky

Eventually

I knew eventually I would end up checking this place out. I have to say, I like the way it's laid out. Tables and booths, a bar that's easy to get to and atleast 15…

Lust Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Meh

Stopped in in the afternoon while I happened to be driving by. The neighborhood is not the best, to be charitable. Across the street is Rock Hard; a number of shootings forced whatever it used…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Not what it was cracked up to be

Visited Penthouse on a Friday night recently when I came to Detroit. . The place was packed. Hard to even find a seat. I won't go into details about the physical layout since that's been…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Not a Bad Trip!

It was a Friday afternoon, and I managed to sneak out of work an hour early. Rather than go to my usual Dearborn/Inkster clubs, I decided to switch it up and go to Player’s on…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

Typical LL

Whenever I'm in the Worcester area I try to visit LL. This visit was typical of what I normally see. The first three dancers are not prime. They were all a bit…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Better Experience

The last time I was in CF I got accosted as soon as I walked in the door. She looked good but it was not a good time. This time I walked in…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

I like this place!

So, by now I have 2 reviews lined up for this place. This visit was on a Wednesday at 2 pm. Walked in, no cover and straight to the bar. Got a Bud…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Tattoos Galore

As I mentioned in another review it is quickly getting to the point that almost every dancer is covered with tattoos and it is rare that the tattoo does anything to enhance the beauty, sexyness,…

Squire Lounge

Revere, Massachusetts

Better than Expected

Based on previous reviews I was not expecting much. I had about an hour to kill so this seemed like a good option. I watched about three dancers on stage. Suddenly an…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

ch ch changes...

The remodeling of this club is a work in progress. Lots of work still to be completed. And I am not super-impressed by what's finished and now open. While work is completed at the…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

A bit pricey, but a good time

Decided to stop since I was in town. Ended up spending way too much, but there were some gorgeous dancers there. My favorite was Selina. I recommend going on days that have dance specials, otherwise…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Ehhhhh........

Decided to try this place out after hearing nothing but positive reviews. Arrived on a Sunday after midnight. Took an Uber from the strip which ran me $11 and paid $30 for entry.…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Sunday visit

Went in on a Sunday to avoid the crowd. Not many people on sundays, both customers and dancers. People come and leave all day, even the dancers don't stay for long, they might come in,…

Spearmint Rhino

Boise, Idaho

Enjoyed My Time

I went twice to this SC. I went with a couple of coworkers. The drinks were actually not priced too high. You have a couple of pool tables and tvs behind the…

The Den

Magna, Utah

Nice atmosphere, dancers lacking

I had a meeting in SLC, and decided to unwind at the Bears Den afterwards. First of all, it's one of the longest 15 minute drives I've ever taken, too me more like 30…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Sunday evening visit

Visited xtc on Sunday evening at around 7:30pm. Parked the car in the club's parking ($5). Cover was $15, though the website says $10. I did not urgue as did not want to spoil the mood…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Tried out after having dinner

First off, there's very conveniently a Wells Fargo ATM next door and Chase ATM across the street. First time trying out Seattle strip clubs and this was the easiest I ever had it grabbing…

The Diamond Club

Old Forge, Pennsylvania

Better under new owners

Wow, what a difference new owners and a year makes. When in on a Sl week ought, but there were plenty of girls even for a slow night. Although the place was Mott, the…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Seems to have changed

I went to IR last Saturday afternoon after they opened and things seems to change for the worst. As always the drink prices are average for the area. And there seemed to be not many girls…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

The dancers here are pretty good

The dancers her aim to please. They charge higher than other places, 20 regular, 30,40 for super vip, but they do put in the work. Dance exactly how you would want a woman to dance on you. There…

Filmores

Toronto, Ontario

I want to like it, but...

There's a lot to enjoy about this place. It has some character, the girls are generally friendly (if widely ranging in looks), the drinks aren't insanely overpriced... Here's the thing: Both times I've gone in the…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

OK

Stopped by last night and there were zero cars in the parking lot and about 15 on the dancer side. Walked in and no bouncer. Paid at the bar. Two customers in the place and…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Back in the saddle

Well my first visit since sometime in April. Nothing really has changed. The place is expensive (8.75 for a beer). I though maybe, just maybe they'd start doing the happy hour…

Rose's Cantina

Groton, Connecticut

Not Bad

I went to Rose's on a Friday and I can tell things are slowly getting better. I have been to Rose's several times over the years and it has always been that type of "dive…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Happy hour

Got out of work early on a Friday and arrived at the club about 2:45 PM. Unfortunately, remnants of a hurricane were coming through Columbia and it was pouring outside. There were not…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

I don't think I'll ever really...

I don't think I'll ever really understand Desire completely. I've been here before more than a few times, and every time it's enjoyable. Management is also obviously always on top of their game.…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Not bad

I've been here a few times. I like that it's clean, non smoking, and the girls are friendly. This club is really an anomaly. It's affordable and the girls don't mind touching. It really…

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Ever happen to bump into a dancer you know...in the street, outside the club

did she act the same as she did in the club? dress the same? was she by herself? did y'all embrace?

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Hattie Bs hot chackin ravieew mane

https://youtu.be/Ld5NCXyOmpc

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New in the game, smell advice...

Well., I'm a rookie (around 30s), my wife couldn't recover figure after first kid (she stays at 200 lbs - 5' 8") I don't see my self leaving her because she is a great mother and wife, but I'm…

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Bareback

Any of you ever had bareback sex with a stripper? What were the circumstances? You were drunk? She was your girlfriend? Other?

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Helicobacter pylori From A Dancer

I was at a strip club and hit it off with a dancer. I start getting dances from her, and they are the anything goes type of dances that most on here like. Things escalate quickly and by the second…

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Hoarding small bills for SCs

Easy enough to go to a bank to get the $1s, $5s, and other small bills to fatten your roll for your next club visit, but I've gotten into the habit of taking out the small bills whenever getting change…

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LA Dallas or Jacksonville

If you had the option to go to one of those 3 cities, which would you choose based on mileage available in those cities' clubs?

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What are some of your more romantic tales from your random SC adventures?

What say you?

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Airport Babes

Is it me and my perpetual horniness or are there often a lot of fine babes at major airports - sems to be the case for me since I don't travel too offen. What say you.

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Any thoughts on this article about strip clubs (in Canada) from March 2015...can

There was an article in The Huffington Post a year ago, March 2015 "In the age of easily accessible online porn, strip clubs just aren’t the draw they once were, and now an industry insider says the establishments are an…

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OT: Hand-Dryer or paper-towels ?

Sitting at Philly airport waiting for flight back-home to Miami - used the restroom & they had the automatic hand-dryer & paper-towels - I always use the paper-towels b/c I feel it dries my hands faster & better. What is your…

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Dancers!!

Does anyone travel to dance? Also can someone give me an idea on some good clubs and areas. (Down south preferably or Oklahoma)

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A stripper who works 6 nights per week

So I've been pursuing a cute dancer with adorable itty bitty tiny little tits. She's older than I usually like (22) but the little head is in lust with her. I just texted with her to see when…

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Stage tipping practices

In a typical visit to a club where stage tipping is common and you are not sitting at the tip rail, what dancers do you usually tip on stage: A. your favs or ones you want to be favs B.…

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OT: The Worst Presidental Canidate

I didn't think it could get worse but maybe it has. Jill Stein. Simply ripping off Bernies platform but taking it a little further. 1. She would not have killed Bin Laden but instead bringhim here to put…

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Importance of grinding: from 1-10

This is for non-extras lap dances, VIPs, etc. (or if you only do extras dances, say so in your reply) 1 = Yawn 10 = Her grinding should get me hard or make me LDK fast, she should raise it from physical…

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Do a favor for your favorite

Baby stripper lives in Detroit but started stripping in Jackson. She wanted to feel out the scene and didn't want anyone to know. Now she wants that Detroit money. She was suppose to be at work at 5 on Saturday.…

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Wanna hit up the FKK clubs?

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The Hawthorne Strip

Portland, Oregon

Low-key afternoon scene

I went there on a Sunday afternoon and there were three dancers, and one other customer. I was the only person at the rail while I was there, and the girls did standard stage sets…

The Mansion

Amite City, Louisiana

Time visited: 2 AM, Saturday night Cover:...

Time visited: 2 AM, Saturday night Cover: $10 Girls working: at least 10 This place isn't the most upscale club by any means. The girls range from sexy as hell to gross, all depending on your luck that…

Strip Joint

Pomona, California

It pays to be a regular

For those that haven't been before, I'll quickly lay out the basics. One small stage, tip rail is far away from the dancer (when they actually put a dancer on stage) but the girls always…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

A few new ladies

Still my favorite club. I'm only reviewing the ladies I've gotten dances with recently and think I can recommend. Marilyn - When she is lazy she doesn't do much on stage but when there are…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

Good club, jarring music

I stopped in here because it was convenient - I was staying in an AirBnB a few blocks away. It was an unplanned visit, so I hadn't looked at any reviews online. If…

Too Much Temptation Gentlemen's Club

Gary, Indiana

soild

This is a smallish club that's mainly about the rooms in the back - full menu on offer. But even if you're just after an innocent dance or two, awesome place. Laps in the main…

Lookers Showclub

Syracuse, New York

Not worth it

This club is actually quite small in size and in terms of variety with respect to females I wasn't too impressed either. The bar is literally right in front of you as you walk in…

Sharky's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Not to bad for this town

Had to visit F'ville for work last week, so I decided to try a different club for my after dinner entertainment. The neighborhood isn't the best, but the parking lot seems safe enough. After a…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

I had not been to this...

I had not been to this club in almost a year. It is very conveniently located near Newark Airport and right off major highways. It is very typical of NJ gogo…

Club Rock-Za

Honolulu, Hawaii

Great Club

Hadn't been to this club in a long time; it used to be divey. I was pleasantly surprised to see that they had renovated and put in a new stage and new seating. It looked…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Little Different...Little Better

overall haven't been at PT's in about 6 months, quality improved overall, as far as dancers. Some of the same dancers of course, including some really hot ones, still good variety of types and…

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, Illinois

After waste of $11 and 40...

After waste of $11 and 40 mins at Dollies (see my review ) I found my self across the street at Blondies. It was still sweltering hot outside. Got in and saw two more guys…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Always Fun despite some issues

It's been a while since I've visited on a weekend and this time I remembered why. Plain and simple, it's very busy and difficult to get a seat if you get in later in the…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Always a winner

This has been our SoCal go to for years. The club does a great job keeping up its upscale brand image, and we have rarely been disappointed by the club. The upkeep is…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

On the Rise

Things are looking up a bit again at Sugsr 44. I decided to stop by again after a long absence and may have to try again soon. There still were only a few…

Fantasy Plaza

Houston, Texas

Value is the name.

Made a stop on my way home from work, around 6pm. The outside of this place is not in the best shape, but I manage to park my vehicle and walked to the front…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Quick Friday Trip

This is from earlier in the summer. Stopped in with a few friends after an Orioles game on a Friday night. The place was pretty crowded, but we were eventually able to get a table.…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

The Porthole Thursday afternoon

I got here too early. Was only about 1pm and maybe 5 girls working, none were my style. Hung out till about 3pm and surprisingly for a Thursday there still wasn't much…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Bad time at Vic's

I went to Vic's a week ago last Sunday. There were only 2 girls working. Both were nice but both were big and I am not into BBWs. No one was dancing…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Great first stripper experience

My first strip club experience, and it was amazing. This place is the best. We walk in and the two bouncers are both very nice and welcoming. We got there early on…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Good Trip

Decided to check out the day shift after a nice trip with my buddies on a Saturday night. Pleasantly surprised with the trip during the day, I didn't have any expectations on the trip but…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Cameras suck

I like nude clubs so I decided to give this a try. Down a side street and passed it at first. Walked in and bar to the right with seats and tables up these or…

Fantasy Ranch

Euless, Texas

A diamond in the rough

This covers a Monday and a Tuesday visit. Went their Monday and very rough looking girls. Loppers are 20 in the cage and 40 plus for the champagne was not anyone worth twenty that night.…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Waste of money

As I arrived at around 9pm the club seems pretty quiet only a few cars at the parking lot and ran into I'm guessing the manager who used to run HT back in the days…

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, Florida

Decent Time for a Thursday Night

Allure has been a very hit-and-miss club for me, but I continue to come back … I stopped by late on a Thursday evening. There was a good sized crowd and everyone seemed to be having…

Spearmint Rhino

Boise, Idaho

A great bikini bar!

I have to say, if you're in Boise looking for fun you can do a lot worse than the Rhino. Bikinis can be a bummer, but it's hard to beat the $5 cover and a…

Platinum Dolls

New York, New York

Not great

This is a mid-week, early evening review Found to be disappointing. Only 4-5 dancers and almost no customers. Dancers in this case we bored, and not very appealing. Drinks don't seem watered down though. And everyone's…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Heavenly Bodies Review

The club is pretty small with one room with three stages. There is two lap dance areas, VIP lap dance area upstairs and a couple of tables on a small stage for bottle service. They…

Private Eyes

St. Catharines, Ontario

A quiet Tuesday afternoon

So I was in and around the Niagara region and on my way out of Niagara on the Lake in the late afternoon on a Tuesday, probably around 4 pm. I decided to stop here…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Ebony Inn

First of all, let me say that this club is not the strip club you go to for quality good looking girls. This club is where you go if you're looking for lap dances…

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OT: Forgotten Companies / Brands

What a cut-throat world. What are some brands that someone mentions that you totally forgot about. I have some: Nokia (phones) Palm (phones and digital planners) Circuit City (aka the shitty Best Buy) Plymouth / Mercury / Pontiac / Oldsmobile / Saab / Hummer What…

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3 Types of Dancers

It seems there are three types of dancers in this world: 1. Wants to do the minimum and stay away from your junk. 2. Will do just enough, give a vague grind to your lap area. 3. Will move your junk in your…

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Stupid is as stupid says

I'm at the club the other late afternoon. A fairly attractive mid-20s dancer asks to sit by me and I agree. First she starts talking about the discipline problems her daughter is having at elementary school. Then…

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WHORE IS A BARTENDER

several months back i went to this apartment an agency sent me to and fooled around with the whore. after i got off we talked, i asked her what else she does for work other than working at the apartment.…

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Heading to Portland, I need suggestion

Hi Guys, I will relocate to Portland OR. I have been to the strip clubs in Atlanta, GA and Bridgeport, CT. I prefer the two-way interaction style. If you have been to the strips like Follies in Atlanta you know…

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stripper sexual harrassment come on now!!!

https://thinkprogress.org/strip-clubs-get-away-with-exploiting-dancers-every-day-but-these-strippers-are-fighting-back-fb3a204bcc5a What a fucked up and wrong article. First off yes dancers are not employees because that makes more sense when it comes to income. Paying out more money comes with being considered an employee. Being self employeed makes more sense.…

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Needing a males perspective on which clubs in Ft Worth I can work at

Im in the Ft Worth area in Texas and I am what you consider the 'thick' type I know because of my body my clubs are narrowed down to more urban clubs since I'll have a better chance getting hired…

Experiment - Sweetard

For next 3 months I'll do a sweetard experiment and report results here (as a reply) When I feel like it - I'll go in a strip club as a generous and loaded guy - and - who is the not the sharpest tool in the shed. Sloppy with money. Gullible. But a gentleman. In one word - "sweetard". I'll be prepared to be taken advantage of. But my feelings tell me less than 25% of the strippers will take advantage of the situation. Any of you have experience which way this will go? I'll have my stop-loss set each visit.

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AI

Not Artificial Intelligence, but Allen Iverson. Now in the Hall of Fame: http://nba.nbcsports.com/2016/09/10/watch-allen-iversons-fantastic-hall-of-fame-speech/?ocid=Yahoo&partner=ya5nbcs&yptr=yahoo Didn't even need practice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGDBR2L5kzI

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The technology that will save us is almost here....

Just needs a little tweaking http://imgur.com/VaxIFs6

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Dallas, suggestions

In Dallas this weekend, anybody got advice or if anyone is headed out and want a partner let me know.

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one and only.

are any of you guys or ladies mongnamius? i certainly am not. and certainly lopaw ain't. I love many.

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Dancer:Customer Ratios

I was reading another thread where a poster postulated "let's say the dancer - customer ratio is 1:3..." It occurred to me right there that we have drastically different expectations -- that poster's hypothetical ratio was OUTRAGEOUS…

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parents finding out you dance

I had a friend call me in a frantic yesterday telling me that her small home town club where shes been dancing for a bit had a fight. When the officals arrived on scene it was her brother a local…

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Juice's new avatar!

Brilliant! ;)

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Denver Trip

Headed to Denver on business Monday morning and will have a couple of free evenings during the week. Looking for advice/suggestions on where to go

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Current Fave...now what.

Well I've reached a new milestone in my mongering, I officially have a CF. So much so, that at this point I'm kind of like, what is the point of going to any other club & spending money on any…

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Strip club intended to offer 'mother-in-law death packages'

Q. What is the ideal weight for your mother-in-law? A. 4.7 lbs including the urn. http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-37319470

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Strippers make no sense !

Not every stripper but the strippers that give their phone number out just to make the guy think she likes him so he will keep coming to see her make no sense cause eventually the guy is going to catch…

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Strippers make no sense !

Not every stripper but the strippers that give their phone number out just to make the guy think she likes him so he will keep coming to see her make no sense cause eventually the guy is going to catch…

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Final visit?

Unfortunately I'm going to be moving pretty soon and according to the reviews I've read on TUSCL, there won't be an extras club within several hundred miles of where I'll be living. I also don't think two way contact is…

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Stripper gave me her number?

Last nite at a strip club in New York I met a hot stripper very exotic she was from Tyland I think ! We did a few dances which were great and we talked for a bit and at…

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Is Baltimore Worth Visiting?

I've got a chance to visit Baltimore, if I want. I'd be accompanying a fried on a business trip, so I'd have a lot of free time both day and night. Really I only want to go if there is…

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It's Juicebox....Juicebox on a Sunday morning....

http://munchies-images.vice.com/wp_upload/action-bronson-enjoying-food.jpg?crop=1xw:0.84375xh;*,*&resize=600:*

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Founder has eyes everywhere...and makes a comedy out of it

So you know at the bottom of every page it says "The Ultimate Strip Club List" and right under that is a random quote. Well apparently OG Da Juice main and many black activist threads made a good mark on…

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Overweight Strippers

I'm not talking about obscenely obese dancers. You couldn't pay me enough to get a dance from one of them. And I'm not talking about thick dancers who aren't really overweight but just "big-boned." Rather I'm talking…

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I found the IRL FB of a 10 escort, now what?

At my regular SC, I routinely go through the FB friends list of them. The wifi at the SC REQUIRES that you FB friend them to get through the paywall. I'll never do that and my 4G is fine. So…

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Dancers as interrogation artists

The number one question dancers ask is "wanna dance". But after that, what is the second most prevalent questions you hear? For me it's some variation of Where are you from/where were you born Another question why do they ask questions?…

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Locked down by a whale

I was talking to this dancer, and she said she would prefer being locked down by a whale her whole shift, as opposed to walking the room and getting dances from different customers. Say on this one night a dancer could…

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Fat girl? No problem.

http://www.xnxx.com/video-72lw6f/sexo_seguro

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Who has been thrown out of a strip club?

I saw a review for Heavenly Bodies near Chicago on the front page, which I used to like going to when I lived there. Then I remember it was the one strip club (or any bar/club) that I was…

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A modification to my system for paying strippers for sex

Somebody recently suggested this but I don't recall who. I'm trying to not overpay strippers for sex but I can't help feeling like a cheap bastard at the low end of the price spectrum. So along with the…

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My next cheat day im having this

https://youtu.be/A1WbY7pzx3Y

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Ugly dancers

Why do PLs tip ugly dancers? I'm talking about butt ugly girls that every normal guy should recognize as untouchable. And this was not guys sitting at the tip rail. These are guys who walk across the…

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I don't understand the little head sometimes

Like last night, he ran my system on a dancer with itty bitty tiny little titties. I'm like wtf, but that's what he wanted. Of course she was a very young redhead with an otherwise good body but stil.…

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Headed to Dallas. Where should I go?

I am going to be in Dallas for the weekend next month and want to know the best clubs to check out while I'm in town. Best places to get my perv on? Extras? And finally, for locals, are there…

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Missing Phoenix

Haven't heard from her in a little while. Did she deliver yet? Are we going to get to see pics of her engorged boobies?

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Crowd funding

Dougster's thread about the stock market along with SJGuy's remarks on that subject brought up something about which I have been curious. Have any of you guys here on the board invested or considered any of the crowdfunding ventures that…

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Cops as custies..

An escort (my avatar) told me that cops were some of her best customers. A stripper once told me she had a cop as a custie and that he always had his gun on him. Do you think this goes…

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[OT] Tipping Uber?

Do you guys tip Uber drivers when you use it? I always do (unless it's mega surge), just like it was a regular taxi: so usually at least 20%. Want to keep my customer rating high.

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Slow Day at Work

It must be for me to get this much opportunity to read and post on this discussion board

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did i get scammed?

I met up with my former atf who I've known almost 3 years. We have been doing car meetups almost twice monthly for five months. We've been trying to set up a motel session and she says she wants to…

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How do I find the underground Mexican Hat Dance scene in San Jose?

Semi serious. Going to San Jose for work. The clubs there look truly awful. Should I just try a regular bar and see if I can get my dick wet on civvy pussy? Maybe even try Tinder?

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MIA: imamutt

Haven't seen him post anything lately. Yep, either his ATF drove him crazy and landed him in a psych ward or she killed him. I told him collecting stamps was a better option for him. He wasn't built for this game,…

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Eating food that makes you moan

I had a vanilla Carmel Sunday with salted nuts from Denny's. Shit was $4 and it was a so good I was moaning in public on every bite lol I needed a more private VIP for this kind of eating lol

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Instagram models

So I'm looking on Instagram and I'm seeing these hot models. I'm thinking to myself, "who are these models fucking?" These girls usually never put their boyfriends (if they have one) on their social media. I've heard stories of some of…

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My favourite dancers missing

They are not on phone lineup anymore.I have 2 hot dancers that I liked very much since Jan of 2016.One is not on schedule since March.Another one is not on the schedule since July.Both of them said they go to…

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iPhone 7 - Buy or Pass?

I was trying to think, I had the iPhone 4s for 1 year, 2 of the iPhone 5 for over 2 years and now I have the iPhone 6 Plus for almost 2 years. So I've been an iPhoner…

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What a read

Found this sight by accident looking up reviews of local clubs and after reading the discussion board for like 2 hours, I am totally sucked in. Wanted to read some of the reviews and articles here but not…

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Bus-ting out! Eye-popping cellphone video shows woman stripping NAKED on Baltimo

My question is: Why do they put poles on buses if they don't want passengers to use them? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3778680/Cellphone-video-shows-woman-stripping-NAKED-Baltimore-MTA-bus.html

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Mom who once married son charged with incest after marrying daughter

This is pretty normal for Oklahoma. http://nypost.com/2016/09/08/mom-who-once-married-son-charged-with-incest-after-marrying-daughter/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20160908

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Fantasy football

Any one on tuscl play in one ? Curious to see if we could start a tuscl fantasy football league and play that is if we can get enough people into it Maybe like 10 ppl or more but 10 might be…

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Attitudes toward sex workers

In the 1960's I was a college student at a state college. My parents had told me if I was going to continue my education, it would be at my own expense. Admittedly the tuition was $100 per semester, but…

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Newbie advice

Recently started to get out more and with that has come a few offers. Hadn't made the plunge yet but headed to Baltimore this weekend and been reading up on the Block. Sounds like a lot of…

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Scottsdale vs Dallas

Hi all need some advice. I have the opportunity to go to Scottsdale area for a strip club trip. Any thoughts. I've heard mixed reviews. Is it worth the trip? I like decent mileage and friendly type places..…

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Question for vm...

vm, Looking through old topics, I saw one between us in 2012 after you went home. One line in it to you from me was, "I don't know for sure, but MG sure looks about there!" It was about a dancer's…

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WTF!

How did I miss this? Perhaps during one of my "hiatu1"? https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=31899

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My dick is getting hard

And it's 3 hours until I see baby stripper. JS69 is right, 18 year old low mileage pussy is intoxicating.

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HOT DAMN!

Saw this in a recent review of a local club. "One cute Asian asked me to slap her ass while she was bent over during our dance." Was AFTER midnight and I am not a night time clubber. :(

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2016-2017 NFL Discussion

season starts tomorrow. panthers vs. broncos any of you guys gonna be going to any games this year? if so, which ones? discuss!

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Everything I know I learned on South Park

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXSdtBmZ9s4

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Innovation

https://youtu.be/yDwKcqH7Lho When your out deutsching a deutsch bag you gots to be innovative

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First song or second song decides..

Usually first song with a dancer decides whether I am going to have few more dances with her. If I didn't like first song that's it no more dances. Few times I tried by extending to second song assuming it…

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Was this any of you guys?

www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/man-allegedly-scans-penis-at-supermarket-checkout_us_57710ae9e4b0f1683239fb03 Scanning your dick at the supermarket = not brilliant!

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The WatchOpinion Feel safer? S.C. cops spend two years, tens of thousands of dol

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-watch/wp/2016/09/06/feel-safer-s-c-cops-spend-two-years-tens-of-thousands-of-dollars-investigating-strip-club/?utm_term=.98acd3c671f5

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MY MISSION TO UNEARTH PORTLAND'S GREATEST STRIP CLUB FOOD

For all of you who go to strip clubs for the food: https://www.thrillist.com/eat/portland/best-food-in-portland-strip-clubs

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Know thy enemy!

This has probably been posted already. I know it's been discussed, because that's how I found it: http://dancerwealthdownloads.s3.amazonaws.com/StepbyStepStrippingwww.stripandgrowrich.com.pdf Curious what you think about this. I can see how some of this stuff might work . . . on the weak-willed or…

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If she asked " wanna dance ?" What would you say ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BKBq8SEg_gJ/

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Holiday's All Girl WPB

Has anyone heard of this place, or been there? I found an ad for it, but need to know if it's legit or any good.

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Interesting Read: Woman Took 1 Year Off From Marriage / Free Hall Pass

Very interesting article, maybe I can talk my wife into this! lol http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/relationships/a40304/woman-took-year-off-marriage/

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Juice, Put your clown costume away

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/09/05/creepy-clown-sightings-expand-to-second-south-carolina-city.html

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new strip club in vegas.

as i was on southbound on i15 just before midnight last night i noticed sheri's cabaret club seems to be open again with a new name... girl collection. next time i drive thru there in my car i will check…

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The Last DS Sex Story?

I sent the DS a text a few weeks ago telling her that I wasn’t going to be seeing her any more. She started out really pissed, but soon she decided to try and convince me to take her…