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ghosting, its an epidemic

Civie or stripper, all women are the same except for their cost. Strippers tell customers they want to OTC and then ghost them the moment the customer asks to confirm a time and date. Civies tell "friends" they want to meet IRL…

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Where is Juice?

He's in Scotland playing in The Open http://gnn.golfnewsnet.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/andrew-beef-johnston-990x556.jpg

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What do you make of this?

What does it mean if a stripper grinds you ldq style facing away but makes no contact with your dick while facing you. She made a concerted effort to avoid my dick keeping 3-6 inches away from my crotch while…

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Prank Ricky dreams of someone playing on him

He loves them nut sacks https://youtu.be/jhjO80R2hN8

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Man kicked out of Springfield strip club is accused of leading police on high-sp

http://registerguard.com/rg/news/local/34580280-75/man-kicked-out-of-strip-club-accused-of-leading-springfield-police-on-high-speed-chase.html.csp

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How Crazy is Joe ?

Joe so crazy he pimps his mother out

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What were they thinking?

https://youtu.be/3dWrAQtcI94

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Is Bambi still working at Club Lust in Greenville SC ?

I really want a dance from her again....sexy red head with a banging body and cute facial features. Outstanding dances, enjoyable to talk with and a high ranking in legal services and consumer satisfaction...I miss this bitch and haven't seen…

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I only want to play Pokemon Go

http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/a4jZ3rp_700b.jpg

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Train wreck tonight

I went out tonight. I honestly felt like I could not give money away. It was a complete train wreck. Maybe after 18-19 week hiatus I have forgotten how to club? I had fun stage tipping. That was the highlight.…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Pleasant Moments

Stopped by in the late afternoon. Not the safest area but not the worst. Looked inside and turned around, place looked a little rough mainly black and hispanic girls etc. Might go back with some…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Always reliable

Bogart is an interesting place. You will never miss in this place if u catch my drift. It's pretty dark and dank but it will do. The vip rooms are private and it will cost…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Porthole closing earlier

Visited Porthole on Wednesday night just after midnight. Porthole has a steady day crowd and slow at night until after 2AM when all the other clubs in the area close - the last refuge…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Last few visits to Desire were...

Last few visits to Desire were a little disappointing, but I figured that I was just visiting during slow days So, I stopped by on a recent Wednesday, hoping that things had picked up.…

Ron's Barbary Coast

Gardena, California

The Coast

Still a very popular club in the area, although most people don't go any more. Seems like plenty girls have come thru here, but it seems like all of their stays are very brief. So…

El Alcazar

Isabela, Puerto Rico

It's been a long time...

Wow, I hadn't been to this club in probably 15 years or so. It's located not too far from my childhood home so I am familiar with the area. The place hasn't changed…

Angie's Show Palace

Dieppe, New Brunswick

Friendly dancers

I come here once every few months. You will not be sitting long before you are approached for some light conversation and then an invite for a dance, so if you are shy, this…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Tuesday afternoon visit

Visited Coli on a Tuesday afternoon. Typically visit during late afternoon day shift. Good quality of girls working. There weren't many customers. Had a beer and watched girls dance. Tipped a few whom I liked.…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Disappointing

Stopped in during the early evening. The girls were nice looking, but the atmosphere was boring. About 10 customers, and about a equal amount of dancers. The place is small and overall…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Should have stayed home

So I've been to Fantasia several times. For some reason I felt like making the drive to see what thursday night would bring. Cover was $5. They check you for knives and guns. I go…

Blush Gentlemen's Club

South Hackensack, New Jersey

I dropped by this place on...

I dropped by this place on 7/15 for the second time. The first time was very short and the girls seemed very standoffish so I figured I give it another chance. I arrived around 7:45…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

There were some lookers tonight

Stopped in BM about 8:30. Nobody else was there. 6 dancers some new faces. They ranged from an obese girl to a tall thin girl. Stella was the tall thin girl. After her stage…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

More Contact

This was my first trip back to Baby Dolls in about five months and I would have to say that the contact on the private dances has increased. You could always expect a…

The Palace Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Pretty Standard Stuff in a Town with Many Options

There is nothing particularly wrong with Palace Mens Club. It just isn't my type of place. It is a little bright with the lighting, unusually bright for a strip club. There is one stage, and…

Scarlett’s San Antonio

San Antonio, Texas

Not a Club for the Afternoons. Main Place in Town for After Hours.

By now I know which clubs I like around San Antonio, and when in town that's where I go. But I also get bored, so I added XTC and a couple of other clubs to…

Thorobred Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

It was a hit for me

Other reviews seem to emphasize this place is very hit or miss. It was definitely a hit for me. It is in kind of an industrial area, not a posh area, but I didn't think it…

Skin Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Day Shift Getting More Active

I've made a few trips that weren't noteworthy until my last trip. When I arrived at 3pm, I was pleasantly surprised to learn the were 4 girls and when I came in, a girl greeted…

Airport Lounge

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Overall good experience

Came into town and had to check out the Milwaukee location. Ordered drinks and the prices were normal for a club but not crazy. Club is very cool looking and we were shown to some…

Expose

Austin, Texas

Remodeled

Chardonay and Jessica showed me a good time. Persia, Natalie, Zelda, Natasha and Charlie were other notable dancers. Visited on a hot Friday a bit past 5. Door girl was smoozing with a lap dog…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Nevermind Diamonds Jade is clearly a man's best friend

I hadn't been to the old MBOT in a long time. I'm talking nearly a year. Got in, got my stamp and I remembered why I used to be a regular. Obviously not every girl…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

Thursday night

This was my first time at the Lumber Yard in years. I was travelling through the area and ended up staying at one of the hotels right off of 35/80, but I couldn't just…

Outer Limits

Des Moines, Iowa

thursday night

I went here after my trip to the Lumber Yard and some late night dining at one of the nearby restaurants. This is more like a bar with strippers than a strip club.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Older but Alright

Went here on a Saturday night after midnight and was not surprised to see this place packed! I couldn't even find a seat, ended up standing for a half hour. They do not serve alcohol…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Decent Spot, Nice Girls

This isn't the best club in the Research Triangle Park, but Capital Cabaret is a solid club and offers the supreme convenience of its proximity to the RDU airport and the attendant hotels. People staying or…

Diamonds Gentlemens Club

Edmonton, Alberta

A bit of a dead atmosphere but still a good experience

Went here a few weeks ago. The only other clubs I've been to are Chez Pierre and Shade. So I thought I'd try the famous Diamond's joint. It was quite clean and the stage is…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

A great night

So after reading the reviews of this club I decided I would make the hour long trek to the club. Appearance and entry and location has been covered enough so I'll skip that stuff. Wed…

Nicola's

Commerce, California

Evening Visit

Walked into this topless bar during the evening around 11 and it was packed. Decent selection of mostly Latina dancers with plenty of enhancements but no absolute stunners on this night. Laps…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

SAME OL ISH, JUST A DIFFERENT DAY

This was one of the first strip clubs I went to when I became legal and could buy my own smokes! This was the joint back in the day, I way better than the LC…

Scarlett’s Rose

Round Rock, Texas

Very smoky atmosphere, songs cut short, dancers only interested in VIP lounge

I visited Rick's midweek in the afternoon, planning for a lunch and a show with a couple of coworkers. The club already had maybe a half-dozen customers in the main lounge, and I could hear…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

I had a great visit, highlight of my trip to Seattle

I actually visited several times in the course of a week's trip to the area. I went the first time because it was convenient to the hotel I was staying at, but went back as…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Arne's is Amazing

Driving thru Chicago on a Sunday night and decided to check out Arne's - figuring it wouldn't be as busy as a Fri or Sat night. I'm not too familiar with this area…

Jewel Box

Baltimore, Maryland

Only Positive Was "Snow" in the forecast :-)

Was on the Block last Friday afternoon. Had popped in and out of a few clubs, with very few dancers actually dancing. Read lots of sitting together and shooting the shit. Popped into Jewel Box…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

an afternoon at Chicas

I haven't visited Chicas for a few months and decided to check out the place after the changes. I got there around 1 p.m. and ordered a $1 dollar draft beer from a waitress. Physically…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Another Wednesday

I seem to be at Wackos Wednesday afternoons. Lots of tiny spinners mixed with some very large girls who shouldn’t be dancing. Though I must say some of the larger men did like them based…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Used to be my "go to" in this area.

390 had been my "go to club" in this area. Since 2008 I have enjoyed its topless and nude dance rooms as well as the VIP here on many occasion. You could usually find what…

X4B

Temple Hills, Maryland

Decent

I stopped by x4b on a weeknight after midnight. There were at least 20 dancers there but most were not to my liking. A lot of the dancers seemed to be on the young side…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Thursday Fun

So this is definitely not my first time to the Cafe and as always it provides some good entertainment! No need to waste time describing the set up and lay out of the club or…

Cherries

Portland, Oregon

Decent Club

The club itself is ok. Two stages although only one was used when I visited. If you like to chat with the ladies, it can be difficult due to the volume of the music. The…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Great Club!

Had a lot of fun! Girls were overall very friendly, good ratio of dancers to patrons. The private dance area was good and the prices were very good, 3 songs for $40. They are…

Apricots

Barcelona, Spain

Re-visit

I had to return to Apricots (on Arizola) after my first visit. It was my 1st trip to Barcelona, and this place was the highlight of the trip. I went there 3 nights in a…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Follow-up Review

So I've already leaf a review for this place as its my "go to" and its been a while since I've been here. This trip was certainly disappointing. Quality of dancers was not good on…

Gentlemen's Playhouse

Selma, North Carolina

quick visit

Been several years since being here. After a couple of name changes things haven't changed much. First off $12 to enter for a club in the middle…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

at least I'm seeing my kinda flavor

I was at a regular club....and didn't like the vibe so I thought I'd check out Wax...since it's been a minute since I last visited. I got there around 1:30 and paid $10 to…

Scandals

New York, New York

Better than before

Wow, what a difference. I am not going to cover the layout as it is well covered, except to say that you won't see much unless you sit at the bar and the bar…

FKK Sharks

Darmstadt, Germany

Hooked

The previous reviewer summed up Sharks perfectly..."paradise"! My review will include 2 visits, after my initial visit. On my 2nd visit, I arrived on a Wednesday afternoon, about 4pm. It was a very different experience.…

Peaches Gentlemen's Club

Cabot, Arkansas

creepy manager

i visited this club and i was spending a lot of money on a dancer and the manager kept stalking her with his eyes in the club. it was the strangest thing i'd ever experienced…

Riviera Gentleman's Club

Astoria, New York

Meh

It was really just a collection of big booty Latina girls, with many of those asses a result of modern medicine rather than nature. A lot of them were pretty, but I just didn't…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

It's been a while

I don't get to this club much anymore. Due to my travel changes over the years and because this club is not what it used to be. As a result, when I have the option…

Goddess Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Review

Stopped in to Goddess again after awhile away. Went during the week, i don't remember if a Wednesday or Thursday. i had been to another club and was disappointed. NOt many customers so probably not a baseball game…

Cheaters

Salem Township, Pennsylvania

Quiet little bar

Where do I start? I've passed this place for years. Stopped there one day a few years ago after work. No dancers til after 7 or 8. frequented the Beehive a few times recently. Some…

Club 24KT

Clearwater, Florida

Pretty decent Night for me

My friend and I were visiting Clearwater and he told me about 24K, when he used to visit back when his was in the Air Force. We gave it a try on a Thursday night…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Decent time but be wary

We were in town for a bachelor party. We lined up free transportation and we're picked up by a clean limo with no hassles. We were the only ones in the limo. The club was…

Vue Club (was Bare Elegance)

Clearwater, Florida

It's cumming!

My second visit since Tommy took over. I have unchecked some of the above boxes that were wrong. I agree with most of the previous reviewer's 411; but my experience was a little…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

slow times in Akron

Not sure if its because its summer or what.. but the last 2 visits to Lustys and OGD have been strikeouts. Stopped at LA 1st and there were only 3 girls, 2 older…

Scarlett’s San Antonio

San Antonio, Texas

Don't Bother!

After reading up on the various San Antonio clubs I knew not to get my hopes up too much. Local laws dictate they just can't offer anything similar to what's available in most other…

The Clubhouse

Dallas, Texas

Really wanted this to work out...

Visited the club just after opening on a recent weekday. No cover, but a $5 parking charge. Free alcoholic drinks, but $7 for a plain Coke...weird to charge the DD but not the…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Just Go Here.

A very brief afternoon visit as I had other appointments later in the day. A very impressive first visit. Pulling in the lot to see plenty of polished Porches, Escallades etc. I immediately…

Angels Erotic Lounge

Clearwater, Florida

Very Average

Extraordinarily average club- not awesome, not terrible. I was there within the first hour of its opening- around 8 pm- and paid $10 to enter. Angels is a full nude, non-alcohol club, and the purchase…

Vixens Cabaret

Davie, Florida

Vixens - Not too bad

My wife and I visited Vixen’s on Tuesday, July 12th. I did the usual looking at TUSCL reviews and they seemed to rank pretty high. Their website gave a “gothic” feel, but we decided…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Tootsie's - Usually great, not so much this visit

My wife and I last visited Tootsie’s on Thursday, July 14th. We’ve been there several times before and enjoyed each visit. However, this visit was way different for us; we didn’t enjoy it so much.…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

Pretty meh, probably better on weekends

I'm staying within walking distance on my way through town. Went in Tuesday night to make some new fantasies... part of me likes to think this is as bad as a strip club can be,…

PinUps of Palm Bay

Palm Bay, Florida

New pricing plan

I had not been to this club for several years. It has changed its name several times but the reputation was always a low mileage, high cost club. Recently saw on another site…

House of Babes

Columbus, Ohio

Neighborhood bar

I stopped by this place because it's close to home. I don't feel like this is a strip club . It's more of a neighborhood bar with dancers. Upon entering you are greeted by…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Nice, Friendly, but Watch Out!

Stopped by for the first time in two years on 6pm on a Thursday. Walked in and saw the same,friendly layout. Big stage to the right, big bar to the left. A nice buffet was…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

Fantasyland

I hadn't been in the club for a few months as there had only been 2 dancers the last time I was there but happened to be in the area so stopped in on a…

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

Disappointed

In town for a get together with some old buddies from college and made Rick's our first stop of the night. We did not have to pay cover so that was nice for our party…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

Awsome

I had a great time at diamond dolls. The drinks were good, an the girls werw awsome. Not to shaby. Only thing is , a person needs to feel safe to enjoy...Hint Hint Security keep…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

First time in a long time.

I went to Choice on a Saturday night around 7. It was my first visit to a strip club in about 5 years so I really didn't know what to expect. It's not…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies Submission

I find myself tending to agree with others as to how Follies is just not the same. For me, I’ve noticed that it just isn’t as fun as it used to be. For…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

So much better

I don't take back everything I said on Monday but my visit Friday renewed by spirit about Paradise. It wasn't overly packed my any means and the talent in the lineup wasn't the best I've…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Saturday visit

I spent a couple hours at Coliseum last week. Layout is same as ever - one long stage down the middle, and then 3 satellite stages off to the sides. The room is pretty big…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Solid Late Night Hangout

Caught a buzz with a friend and around midnight decided to try out the Sands for the first time. Small club and no cover at the door, however they have the obligatory 2 drink…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

PTs on a Friday Night

Went it to PTs on a Friday night, arrived around 7pm. At this time of the day, not much was happening. Most of the activity was around the big center…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Summer in the City

If you've ever read StripperWeb for any length of time, among the dancers' many complaints was that summer in Phoenix was a dead zone. As I walked into the at 3pm for a second consecutive…

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What historical figure would you bone ....

Pochahontas? Cleopatra? Helen of Troy?

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Question for the real SJG

Not that idiot troll pretending to be your gay side. Aah...yup You've talked about organizing a group of Christian eating lions. Isn''t that right? Aah...yup The lion doesn't have the time for that, but ricktheseacucumber asked me to ask you if wanted…

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I'm not racist, I love all races!

Except marathons. Fuck running! Lol...

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A former porn star has become one of D.C.’s loudest sports fans on social media

Here's one follow on career option... https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dc-sports-bog/wp/2016/07/13/a-former-porn-star-has-become-one-of-d-c-s-loudest-sports-fans-on-social-media/

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Some thing to think about

http://www.cidrap.umn.edu/news-perspective/2016/07/gonorrhea-growing-more-resistant-standard-treatment

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The End of Sex and the Future of Human Reproduction

Just when people were starting to see how bad the Middle-Class Family is, it gets taken to a whole new extreme: New book by a Stanford professor: The End of Sex and the Future of Human Reproduction Henry T. Greely https://www.amazon.com/End-Sex-Future-Human-Reproduction/dp/0674728963/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1468617099&sr=1-1 About the above book: http://www.metroactive.com/features/Designer-Babies-Henry-Greely-Stanford-The-End-of-Sex.html So…

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OT: coup d'état in Turkey?

After Dallas and Nice and we may be in for more loss of life. The military may be attemp a takeover in Turkey

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The new craze, Pokemon, latest version

Local news here just had a story of a guy who entered a police station while playing Pokemon. Police there recognized him as a criminal they wanted and arrested him. What a schmuck !! There were 2 teenagers down…

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Baby attacked by dachshund....

They are tiny terrors, I tell you http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1103909/images/o-PUPPY-AND-BABY-facebook.jpg

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Demi

Has anyone had any luck with Demi at delilahs

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Still can't find what I'm looking for

Im a woman who loves strip clubs and porn. I especially like watching porn with the small framed young girls with B to C cup breasts and firm asses being pounded by a good looking fit man. A man with…

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Mick Jagger at 72 fathering a baby ... is Shadowcat next?

Mick Jagger probably has had more pussy than any guy on this board and now is having another kid. Shadowcat, I have noticed several pregnant strippers at Follies. Is it time for DNA test? :) http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/who-mick-jaggers-pregnant-girlfriend-8426080

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Can you change a man?

This is my first post so bare with me. My boyfriend doesn't care for strip clubs. He's 11yrs older than me and says when he was younger he went a lot. We've been together over 6 years. I went to my…

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Going through withdrawals

I haven't read a JS69 recount of sexual exploits in a long time. Did I just miss his post?

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Three-titted alien whore - brilliant or non-brilliant?

ime posted a brief comment about the alien whore from Total Recall on another thread. I only saw that movie recently (about a week or two ago) on one of the movie channels. How many of you have seen it? The…

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More from Floriduh.

FORT MYERS, Fla. - A man accused of robbing a bank in southwest Florida covered himself in feces and threw it at deputies, according to the Lee County Sheriff's Office. Dravion Hampleton, 25, was arrested Tuesday after deputies said he robbed…

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A teen stripper, an arson and the case of the telltale potato

I posted this story before, but the Washington Post adds some new details such as " Martin, who was already incarcerated for possessing heroin and allegedly trying to pay a toll with counterfeit bills, had her bond set at $110,000…

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Strip club workers busted for selling coke at jiggle joint

http://nypost.com/2016/07/14/strip-club-workers-busted-for-selling-coke-at-jiggle-joint/

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Off topic. What if Trump was elected and he revealed we were already doing trad

Would this crash the stock market? Probably not. Would it be the top breaking news? Probably at least for a little while. I think it wouldn't be any more shocking than any of a number of mass attacks on our western society…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Fun place to unwind

Great place to unwind on your lunch break from work or after work the club is very spacious and clean and the staff is very friendly and always make sure to ask if you need…

Mermaid

Wellington, New Zealand

Wellington's 'premiere' club??

As a likely lad, looking to see what the ladies of Wellington have to offer these day, I thought it would be worthwhile to pop into "Mermaids", after a couple of years away from the…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Do these titles actually show up anywhere? :)

I've written a few reviews for this club now, but I'll attempt to continue to provide new information. I can't really help it that this is my favorite club in the Triad area of NC.…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Coronas are King Here

Too much truck traffic on Int.95 so I decided to cool my heels here with a cold Corona and a hot dancer. $5 to get in and the Coronas were very cold. If you like…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Interesting dynamic as a couple....

Me and my girl went here for the first time last night (yes she is awesome). If the rating system separated out the entire club quality from our specific dancer quality, this would be…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

You wont find cinderella, but you wont find her sisters either

This place gets a bad wrap. The dancers are actually pretty cute, depending when you are there. I have seen some really hot ones on nigh and weekends. They do have a sort of weird…

Palms Gentlemens Club

Signal Hill, California

Not too bad to gather a few drinks and scope out the girls

Went there around 4pm and avoided cover charge. Very nice look to the place. Clean and 2 stages although only 1 in use. Most of the girls will give you the typical…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

his is weird, but here it...

his is weird, but here it goes. So I stopped by this place around 12:30 am after striking out at the BallPig Tavern. There were about 5 cars parked outside and could here music inside…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

2 for 1 special

I decided to go try Dollie's again and was extremely satisfied with the place i paid a $3 cover and grabbed a 5 buck beer and the girls were out in force plenty of stage…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

So I went in last Friday...

So I went in last Friday after work and my favorites, Nicki, (yes the white girl that did time for shooting someone), Philly, and Vixen were in the house. It was a slow night, and…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

Better Days on the Horizon

A few months ago, this club was a mere shell of its former greatness. Last weekend though, Things seemed to have really picked up. I came here after a disappointing five minutes at Synsationals. After…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Eh

Just came back from this spot. When we got there, not too many people. We were just in time for the lineup on stage of all the girls and the 3 songs for…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Trying Not to be a Single Club Reviewer

Going to stick my head out on this club, hoping I don't get that dreaded "club ad" tag at America's #1 single review club (no hating .. love what y'all are doing to keep the…

Tease Incorporated

Ottawa, Ontario

Keeps getting better

I've been a fairly regular visitor since the new Tease began and have always been pleased with both the staff and the dancers and the club itself keeps looking better all the time. Today I had…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Fav club on days

I'm from New York now, but my family lives here and I love to visit this club's day shift when I'm in town. It's located right across from parking by the light rail and I…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Sign outside says “the notorious” –...

Sign outside says “the notorious” – I didn’t see a sign that had a dancer count which may have been because it was a very slow Saturday night around 7pm. It’s not in the best…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

OK, I wasn't sure if I...

OK, I wasn't sure if I should post this review, it is a hit or miss club, but for an additional reason. Good points, it's convienient if you are in the area, but lets be honest,…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Not a Good Visit, But...

I went to the Landing Strip on a weekday visit this past week. I was working in the area and finished early, so I stopped in around 3:30pm and the club wasn't busy at all.…

Eden Nude Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Good atmosphere

I went to the club while I was visiting on a road trip. The club was relatively nice inside, not a dump, and the bouncers were friendly…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

Zoey

decided to stop by and do some recon at this club after reading all the reviews on this place. Walked in and saw nobody at the door so admission was free. sat down near the…

Southern Comfort Lounge

Eldridge, Iowa

Decent but not what it used to be

Made a visit to SoCo back in July 2015 (finally getting around to the review) on a Thursday night--which is 2-for-1 dance prices ($20). I've been here a handful of times over the past number of…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Apparently typical for Nashville

Not much great to say about this club... It is BYOB which is nice, and if you're walking to it from Broadway, chances are a cab will stop, pick you up, take you to a…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Again to Cricket

Had to smile after reading the last review as my memory from anything two years ago would not be that sharp. But his review seems as accurate as if it was from 2 days…

Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club

Waterford, Pennsylvania

Stop here!

Was staying in Erie, and not sure if this would be worth the drive. Definitely was! This is on a long country road with not much around. Kind of strange. Then you hit sort of…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

MG2

Mardi Gras (MG) is nice club on the top end perimeter. This review is based on afternoon and evening visit. MG is a two story club. Some changes, the pool tables are gone. Access to…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

I was in town for a...

I was in town for a conference with one of my coworkers and after we finished early and had been drinking most of the day, we decided to look for a place to have some…

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Live Links

With all the porn available on the internet, strip clubs and web cams. Who is still using phone sex to get off? I still see these commercials on late night tv all the time. I never saw the point of…

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coming soon

nude photos of kim bassetter from when she was super hot dont worry, there will be no prince or phil dong in the photos. the mere glimpse of phil dong will turn a straight man gay unless he is a superman…

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thank you for your votes of confidence

i am truely touched by the outpouring of support for my continued participation in the board. admittedly i only received a few actualy replies and they were coded https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=44018 but believe me once you use my space geneious algorithm to…

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Chicken Shit Bastards Attacking Civilians

Title says it all

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Finished !

I've PM'ed a few TUSCL friends, but other than that...fuck this site !

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Young, selfish strippers

Ask me for a light several times to light a blunt and a pipe. Never offered me a hit.

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Extras girls

Do the majority of extras girls require a condom on to give a blowjob? Or is it the customer that requests a condom on while getting a blowjob? I've seen quite a few reviews that state the patron got his dick…

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Done!

I've PM'ed a few TUSCL friends, but other than that...

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how long?

so how long does the pain last when ur dumped? I'm still feelin sad and i've been drinkin a lot and smokin a lota pot. But I have stayed mostly sober today til I got home and then i smoked…

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New CF Contender. Oh, Man!

Semi-mature hot attentive Latina that doesn't speak a bit of English and I don't speak a bit of Spanish. No endless jabbering, no manipulative hustle. High mileage, sensual, main floor GFE. I'm afraid she might try to…

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I Found JS a New DS / She Likes Roasted Potatoes

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/07/14/connecticut-teen-strippers-arson-charge-hinged-on-potato-as-evidence-police-say/?ref=yfp#

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Best Strip Clubs of Atlanta

https://youtu.be/bV9jlaeESZE If like me today your off and laying around the house looking for something to watch this is a good one . Since I'm working OT and saving up for Atlanta I'm digesting all information I can get. Peace

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Why everyone should go to the strip club, life lessons.

Over the years I've gone to a few strip clubs and have had the opportunity to talk with a few strippers. I think I was a little bit trusting in my youth but over time strippers have helped me…

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Cleveland Strip Clubs Pumped for Trump But Brace for Violent Protests

"The top strip clubs in Cleveland, Ohio, are all preparing for the inevitable influx of horny, cash-flinging Republican out-of-towners who will drop by during next week’s GOP convention." I doubt that Republican delegates will go to strip clubs. Even if…

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It ant no strip club unless you got hot bitches, money and chackin wangs on da f

Inside look at strip club life and culture in the ATL by GQ magazine Magic City BB https://youtu.be/-RfRclWgIOg

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Detroit 2 AMer.

DETROIT (WXYZ) - Detroit police are investigating after the manager of a strip club was shot leaving the business early Wednesday morning. Police say the man was walking out to his car with about $700 from the Chapeau Vert Lounge around…

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Wealthfare reciepents buying Lap dances and Liquer with tax payers money

https://youtu.be/evbnwqCudqE

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Lap dance and prego

So stopped down at the club to make buddies with the new manager so I could try and get a job assistant bar tending on the weekends after I have Luna (what we decided to name the baby) and she's…

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Groan

• How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! • A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. • Haunted French…

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kudos to doctor phil

i know that all of you want to thank me for my super space geneious contributions to this board. i also know that most of are you intimidated by my successful and amazing life. so i thought i would break…

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Smokin hot black asian mix bitch

https://youtu.be/QlabdyMbQxg I'm going to save $300 right now and jerk off

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Kudos to Juice

I have never shared a PM on this board before, but I'm going to this time to show how gracious Juicebox69 has been to me despite my cavalier treatment of him. I will henceforth refrain from telling the whole…

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Free Range Pussy

If you knew your stripper pussy was free range would you feel better ?

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Does dream strippers mater?

Seeing as their fictional unicorns...

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A choc Sunday is more enjoyable than pussy

Easy on the Wallet 2

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TUSCLER lives matter

What do we want?.....stripper pussy! When do we want it?....Now! Would make a great march

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Larry Fisherman's type of girl defined

Some of you chuckle at all the money I spend on one favorite. Keep in mind though I don't spend money on average looking girls. The girl has to be SMG (Smooth Magazine Quality). That means she is hot enough…

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Crazyjoe escapes the police

https://youtu.be/kbxOui31-Jg

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Arraignment In Case Involving DNA Found On Potato Scheduled For Wednesday

The suspect in this arson case is a 19-year-old stripper named Willow Martin, and I think she is cute. http://www.courant.com/breaking-news/hc-strippers-arson-drugs-0713-20160712-story.html

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Does juicys lyfe mater?

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Does Brown Lives Matter ?

They should have a movement Lol

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When some other Dbag is hogging up your Favorite Girl at the club

This is the correct PL response lol https://www.instagram.com/p/BHvGhcbhHsn/

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More like cookie monkey

Title says all Disclaimer this is done in good humor and I'm also a talk, skinny, dark African American man trapped in the body of a short, obese white man I need compensation or summerthang like dis ?

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Detroit 2AMer?

DETROIT (WWJ) One person is hospitalized in critical condition after a shooting on Eight Mile Road near the Southfield Freeway in Detroit. Police said it happened at about 2 a.m. when someone in a Dodge Durango pulled up alongside a Kia…

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The Whores of Honduras

I went to Central America to visit the ruins of the ancient Mayan civilization and to see volcanos and the animals of the jungle. Strippers, sluts and whores were not on my agenda. However, I know TUSCLers are…

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My Discovery That Broke the Internet : Sammy Braddy

I was going through the links Mr Deuce had for Sarah Randall (I thought she was decent but wasn't a favorite) and on her Boobapidia page there were links to similar dancers. I clicked on the one for Sammy…

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"Sobriety Sucks"

So were the words spoken by rocker Ozzy Osborne in an mid-90s interview after he had gone clean from drugs and alcohol (although it obviously did not last long) - the difference in him was night and day from the…

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Chicken coop prostitution

Of corse, it's in Wisconsin: http://www.twincities.com/2016/07/12/wisconsin-prostitute-chicken-coop-6-children-neglected-polk-county/

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Best...comic...book...EVER!!! Crisis of Infinite Colonels...FUCK YEAH!!!

Does my Juice bro still post here? I bet he was a consultant on the KFC: The Colonel Corps comic book. www.comixology.com/KFC-The-Colonel-Corps-2016/digital-comic/393832 www.comicbookresources.com/article/11-things-dc-comics-taught-us-about-kfcs-multidimensional-colonel-sanders I just hope that there is a dimension where they serve the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay This has been a public service announcement…

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July 12, 1979

Disco Demolition. You know me. I'm Lemmy. Hard drinking and hard rock. So I thought Steve Dahl was a hero at the time. But now, 37 years late, I miss disco Disco Inferno https://youtu.be/A_sY2rjxq6M MH

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Why is Extras so important to you

Why destroy the fantasy ?

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Missed sex Opportunity

So, what's the biggest sex opportunity you accidentally passed up or missed out on? Mine wasn't guaranteed but to this day I still kick myself in the ass for not enjoying more gay sex at gym's I go to when traveling…

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OT Mr Robot

Tomorrow is the big day for season 2. If you need to catch up season on is on Amazon Prime. I know someone was planing a Strip Club meet on Aug 20th. @Follies. I…

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How to tell if strippers are horny ??

I noticed any stripper I see sitting with her legs crossed and she's swinging her crossed leg really fast constantly always ends up being real good in the back and is a freak !

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Do u like the big heels strippers wear ?

I notice some strippers wear huge black heels and I think they look sexy on them ! The heel is so big like a knife lol they look like weApons

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Do u like the big heels strippers wear ?

I notice some strippers wear huge black heels and I think they look sexy on them ! The heel is so big like a knife lol they look like weApons

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Video that broke the Internet: topless toothbrushing #5

Next up in the eternally popular series of topless chicks brushing their teeth, we have "adult model" Raquel Stoops (AKA Rockell Starbux) brushing her teeth and applying lotion to her exceptionally dry titties. The toothbrushing ends and the lotioning…

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Lockable VIP rooms with no cameras

In a recent thread Mr. Deuce talks about enjoying some action in lockable VIP rooms. I've never seen any clubs like that, but I sure would like to visit clubs like that! Just the thought of that gets Mr. Happy…

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Video that broke the Internet: topless trampolining #1 (+ bonus video!)

This one goes out to a21985. It's a 3-minute video of a Welsh honey named Sarah Nicola Randall jumping on a trampoline. Those giant jugs come out briefly for air at 0:40 and for good at 0:55.…

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winkie boys in the club

So, one custy started to chat me up, I usually try to avoid this but he was very intent about talking to me and seemed to be a bit too nice. It occurred to me that I was wearing…

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Considering MILFs

I've been laying low, licking my wounds and contemplating my next move. It occurs to me that I've never really gone the MILF direction. I remember running across dancers on occasion who show some gentle signs of age,…

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Taking your shirt off in VIP

I had a interesting unexpected dance the other day. I was in a no extras club the other day where the most you can hope for is two way contact (no pussy touching). Knowing all of this I still took…

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Video that broke the Internet: topless Indian pole dancer

This video of a cute Indian pole dancer runs 3:15. In case you're impatient, the top comes off at 2:00. http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/hot-indian-pole-dancer_37631.html

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OT: Political Thread that was just too funny not to share

Sorry for the political thread. But I thought this was so funny. A local young man is a Bernie Sanders delegate but can't afford his travel and hotel expenses to the Democratic Convention so he started a Go…

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Is it just me or have recent posts seemed uglier in tone?

Title pretty much says it all. I'll just add that it seems to have been for the past few days. Is this a non-brilliant trend starting or am I mistaken?

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Gorgeous young dancer practicing at home

i figured dancers must practice their pole work outside of the club but have never bothered to ask http://avamariele.tumblr.com/post/146676338389/im-nakey

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OTC with cocktail server vs Stripper

Hi guys I've been going to a club here in Tucson for more than a year now and have made a nice connection with one of the cocktail servers. She always gives me great service and I always tip her well.…

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SC told TUSCL to delete them????

I am standing in a SC. TUSCL says its closed. And it has no reviews but its been open for years. In discussions section, TUSCLers have talked about it and going there. I guess all reviews were deleted. Kindda interesting…

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Bake in Da Jim

Golds Gym that is. Yep been doing cardio every day with a body building style of light weights but high volume to get my swollen on. My progress is I'm down from 425 pounds to 315pounds Been bench pressing 225 for 20…

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Does Whyte Lives Mater ?

I think we need a movement

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Hate texting and guilt tripping from, you know...

Is this an act of desperation... to renew my interest? If so, major fail. Just a gesture of kindness would have made all the difference!

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I have to apologize to dallas702

I got off on the wrong foot with him when I quoted the tranny's comment. I should have clarified that I'm open minded to his points. So his starting out by calling me a moron didn't endear him to me,…

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Does ShadowCat have super powers Now ?

With his near death illness and surgery praise the good lord he came through but, I wonder does he know have a super reinforce arm and jaw of steal ? Could he kill a man with just one blow ?

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Obtainable girl v. Unobtainable girl

How did I miss this chapter? Extrapolate; educate, pleeeeeeze!!!

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Doing OTC with the club drug hookup

I mean one of the dancers of course. A girl that i've done a lot of OTC with over the years earns a decent side income by selling drugs to other dancers. She doesn't do the shit herself - she…

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Republicans are now officially the nanny state.

Porn is a ‘public health crisis’ and a menace, GOP committee says in platform draft. Best be careful what you wish for never know what you are going to get. https://www.yahoo.com/news/rnc-platform-draft-porn-000000329.html

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big natural tits 2016

Hi guys, could we share here some info about which strippers have big natural tits (as of 2016)? Thanks! I would post some, but I haven't found any yet. Btw, big means at least DD cup, and natural means they…

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S&P Closes at All Time High

Title says it all! LOL!

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Stripping ?

Im thinking about becoming a stripper, any pointers? ( preferably pointers from strippers or past strippers )

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Pokemon Go

I wonder if there is a gym near my local strip club.

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Atlanta Clubs

I am looking at a conference in Atlanta in October and I have no clue on the right club for me. I have read the reviews and most of them sound sort of worthless. I…