Scanning your dick at the supermarket = not brilliant!
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I swear I was in Michigan, officer.
It rang up as a peanut.
The scanner gave me 35% off.
Whooooeeee, Mainstream! A bris gone bad, lol.
Mainster. Damned autocorrect!
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