Who has been thrown out of a strip club?
gammanu95
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I was their with my clubbin' buddy, a true monger and PL, and we had two girls with us at our table. I was doing very well with one, and we actually dated a couple of times afterwards. I was tipsy, but not drunk. It was that kind of lucid drunk, where youve had a lot to drink and you're very relaxed and a little giddy; but still clear-eyed and clear-headed. The waitress come to our table, gets everyone else's refill request, but then snaps at me "You're cut off!". I didn't know why, nor did would she explain. I asked my buddy to order a beer for himself, but then I would drink it while it sat in front of him. We do this for a bit, but then that bitch waitress flies up to me and screams in my face, "Don't you know what cut off means!" With the six bouncers who surrounded me, it wasn't a question. They were cool about it because I was cool about it. They even told me at the door that waitress was close to getting fired, and gave me the managers number so I could call him and help push her out the door. I did, she was, and all was well. The dancer I dated was fun, but flaky as hell.
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Some of us were blitzed, some were not, I was driving so I was stone sober. We weren't there even 5 minutes and one guy already got kicked out. This ugly dancer kept going to every guy near the stage demanding tips about every 30 seconds. When she came to him he said "come back when you take you're panties off." She started screaming at him so bad the DJ actually stopped the music. Next thing you know 5 bouncers and surrounding him. They escort him out with no issues. We all look at each other and one guy finally pipes up and said "fuck him, we are staying." After about 10 minutes (it's like 20 degrees out) I go outside to give him my keys so he can sit in my car. He's outside cracking jokes with the bouncers while they smoke cigarettes, so he probably had more fun than us, inside.
A lot of people complain about heavenly bodies but I think some people just don't know how to behave and have no manners or home training. I didn't have any problems there or anywhere else. Wonder why the bartender would "cut you off" with no reason. How drunk were you really?
I haven't even see another customer get thrown out of a strip club since the '90s either. One was a drunken young male sitting stage side. He appeared to be a marine and may have been active duty or recently out. He was drunk and rough with the dancers on stage, the bouncer repeated corrected him, got rougher still with a dancer to the point of WTF, the bouncer escalated tapped his finger on the guy's chest, the customer took a swing at the bouncer and a fight ensued. The bouncer was kind of in trouble at one point and the customer pulled a large knife. Clearly the bouncer was not USED TO fighting a customer who could ACTUALLY FIGHT. But he did managed to get control and throw the customer out.
On some lighter notes, I do remember some customers getting thrown out in th '90s for breaking the "and DON'T TOUCH 'da GOYLS (girls) RULE." So nowadays I chuckle to myself when I see no touching rules. Because no one ever seems to get thrown out anymore for it. There aren't enough paying customers I guess these days so customers get treated like gold.
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A better question would be who hasn't been kicked out at least once?
The second time it happened years later at another club. Same story. the bouncer yelled at the girl that he was not stupid and knew what was going on. After I was outside and got a good look at the guy I realized it was the SAME FUCKING BOUNCER! i kid you not.
There have been more than a few times that a floater has walked in while my stripper & I were getting down to some serious bizness and each time I expected to be at least bounced, if not arrested when we finished. But they just kinda stare open-mouthed then move on. Good times.
The funny thing is that I'm sure customers jizz in their pants at Brad's all the time, since many of the strippers there make that their mission, but I had the misfortune of exhibiting the evidence on the floor, albeit briefly.
I returned to Brad's a week or two later and never had any trouble there -- or anywhere else -- again.
"You don't call these girls 'bitch', kid."
"I didn't.... I said 'Ain't this a bitch.' "
"Same diffference. Don't come back for 24 hours, and apologize to her if she's here."
I showed them.... I stayed away for 72 hours, and never spoke to her again.