MY MISSION TO UNEARTH PORTLAND'S GREATEST STRIP CLUB FOOD

I have visited strip clubs for 15 years and I have only eaten in one once, it was a free midnight buffet.

I have even planned on eating at a strip club and it always falls through.

I must admit Casa Diablo was pretty good when I was there, however there was a food truck after I left on my walk to the hotel that had the best pastrami on rye sandwich you could ask for. I went into a coma after eating it and barely made it to my room!

Acropolis used to have a great $3.50 marinated steak dinner. It was weird eating garlic toast with snatch in your face. Stay away from the all you can eat shrimp buffet.

Penthouse Club in Detroit has good food.

Make mine a Subway club, it's tasty and natural.

Horse Play in Forest Park(Atlanta) GA has a sushi bar right above the stage.