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Dallas Area - outside of city

Making a trip to Dallas. Sometimes these major cities.. the sc scene is much better if you go outside of the city.. to like a very neignoring city (examples: NYC, Chicago, St Louis). Anyone know if this is the case…

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What Juice once looked like.......

Before his full blown addictions to 4 Lokos, chackin wangs, chackin fangers, and other life distractions. http://mankindunplugged.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/fatmuscle.jpg

FKK Forum

What's On Your Bucketlist?

What's on your Bucketlist (not necessarily sexual wise) and what's stopping you from doing it? Off the top of my head it would be visiting a FKK club. What's stopping me is getting over there (slipping away for several days).…

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Old farts

In another topic I asked vm (vincemichaels) about his longevity on TUSCL. He came aboard in 2001, not long after me. I know sc (shadowcat) is listed as newer than me, but is only because he was once booted…

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that random SC night when you see and can't explain WTH some patrons are doing t

in this way: so i was in a dangerous 'hood black stripclub that i frequented once in the 90s, get there and on this particular night where the club normally has 2 small pool tables at the pool tables was…

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Hitting The Strip Club because it's your Birthday

What's the good and the bad about being at the strip club for your birthday? Is it better to go alone? Do you tell your ATF to meet you there? Do you rather your ATF is not there that night? Do…

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What would be your ideal/perfect night at the SC?

I know what the obvious standard answer might be on here, but when I asked myself this question, once recently, I was at first a little stumped because I didn't have a knee-jerk answer. I had to actually think about…

Fantasy World

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Ok time at Fantasy World

I got out of work early and decided to stop by Fantasy World. I hadn't been there in a while and I though I would give it a shot. I got there about…

7th Heaven

White Haven, Pennsylvania

Decent Visit, Feature Entertainer not so

I have reviewed this club previously and returned because of a feature dancer. The layout hasn't changed in that there is a larger rectangular stage upstairs and a horseshoe style stage downstairs where the bartenders…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Paradise Saloon Fri Sep 16

I’ve been coming to Paradise for years. I’ve had some of my best nights in a club there and I’ve left after 1 drink when the lineup was bad. I hadn’t been there…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Day shift is a fun time

Got off work early so headed over to GC to let off some steam. This as around the tail end of the day shift. I had a couple of beers and watched the stage show.…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

First Time at Bare 'N Legal

I was in SoCal for work and decided to head to Bare 'N Legal because it was a long trip and I wanted some titties, pussy and ass in my face! My first time there,…

Satin Dolls

Boise, Idaho

Amazing

This was the first club I visited. It is awesome! The girls are super friendly. Got a private dance from 3 different girls (2 from the same one). They didn't go looking for dances. They…

Temptations KC

Kansas City, Missouri

My "Home" Club

I have been going to this club for 14 years. So I kinda think of it is as my "Home" club. I'll be very honest about what it is…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Not What It Once Was -- But Maybe Better?

The last time I went to Hollywood Show Club it was … uh, a lot different from previous visits. I’m not entirely sure if the owner is such an asshole (which I have heard…

Dames & Games

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Meh

The club has been described before, nothing has changed layout wise. Got there at 1:00am after my shift at work was done. 4 dancers on hand, five customers in the place. The creepy manager/DJ/doorguy I…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Slightly improved

in the area for business and decided to venture down. Parking lot was only about 1/4 full so parking was no problem. Club is fairly easy to get to from freeway. Was only…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Has greed ruined the Landing Strip?

The Landing Strip used to be my favorite club in the western suburbs of Detroit but greed seems to have taken its toll on this club. First a minor example---- the club has started…

Jolar Adult Stop

San Diego, California

Lame

So I have visited here before and it wasn't that bad. When you first go in it is a porn shop that is not that bad. Then you pay a dollar tongs the the back…

The Diamond Lodge

Rootstown, Ohio

Quite the View

After finishing dinner my friend and I ventured eastward to the club. The parking lot wasn't too packed and the club itself is in a somewhat remote location. Upon entering we were greeted with music…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Good Dancers, BYOB

Found the club via TUSCL. I had been to Ebony Inn several times and was seeking a new place to try. Not many customers there on a Monday night. $20 cover. No metal detector or…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Palomino is a favorite every time...

Palomino is a favorite every time I go to Vegas, mostly due to the full nudity combined with a full bar. Also usually a good variety of girls and this night was no different.…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Saturday, in between shifts

I happened to drive by this club just after 7 PM. From the street, it doesn't look like it is open. Good thing I made another pass and went around the block as I saw…

The Show Bar

Meridian, Mississippi

Slow Monday

I entered this place on a Monday afternoon. It seemed dead when I first got there, but there were a few dancers out. One was not very attractive and it seemed obvious because nobody seemed…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Consistent good time

Every time I come to Camelot the dancers are friendly, the staff is welcoming, and I always have a good time. The girls seem to know they work at the "best" strip club in DC…

Playhouse Gentleman's Club

Warsaw, Poland

WARNING! NEVER go there

I've been to quite a few stripclubs around the world and this place was by far the worst. Not that the location is wrong, or not having good looking girls... No... It's that they cheat…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Great Lunch deal

Came here on a wednesday for lunch. A friend of mine told me that they give you a free lunch with the purchase of a drink. No cover either. So for a 4 dollar beer…

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Almost the total package

So Camelot has been (and still is?!) the king on M street but had to check out MPire a few months ago before heading home. This review is broken into my trip during the day…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Still the best in the Triangle Area

I went here with a friend from out of town and we never get to kick it so it was nice. Only problem was, it was a holiday weekend, on a Friday wasn't that busy.…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Easygoing little place

In metro Detroit i have been to 2 places, this one and Toy Chest. Ive always found this place more comfortable. Had lunch, it was ok... got a club sandwich which was decently sized. Not…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Not bad

My flight got in late and I decided to stop by before heading to the hotel. Not very crowded for a friday, but there were definitely plenty of girls. Most were latinas but there were…

Leather & Lace University

Charlotte, North Carolina

Very nice cozy strip club

I went there on a thursday evening, was raining outside, so there wasn't many customers, lrobably about 2 or 3, so as soon as you walk in you get spotted, try to print a coupon…

E11EVEN

Miami, Florida

What is this Place?

Have been here twice while on vacation in Miami and being from DC where there is a no touch policy well I was amazed. We came here after LIV I had a table reserved for…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Good time

Came in on a Monday around 11. Place was pretty dead but there were girls out so i stuck around. The girl on stage was a stunner- fantastic body with huge boobs that looked natural.…

Jewel Box

Baltimore, Maryland

Jewel Box

Was staying a few blocks away for work and decided to give this place a try. I only made it to the bar portion of the club, so not sure about the rest.…

PT's Brooklyn

East St. Louis, Illinois

Early afternoon visit.

I decided to visit early afternoon, after not going to this joint for many months. The place was empty with a few girls just coming on shift. Some of the girls wait outside by the…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Hardworking Girls

Business in the area has brought me here a little more often. This review will summarize my last three visits. I had a good time in the VIP with Lacey who went by…

BabyDolls Ft Worth

Euless, Texas

Quality

Pull in there is free parking or optional valet. Walk in front door pay door fee $10 then walk into the club. Not well lit, very clean other the smoke. Main stage ahead with…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Another trip to BBF

It's been a few months since my last review. I think the price of weekday evening admission went up a buck to $8. Drinks are reasonable and served by some hottie waitresses who I wish…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

Nice Club definitely my Kentucky favorite.

I really like this club. I wish the women were more consistently hot and I wish they took care of they women's restroom better but other than that I really like the place.…

Biggins

Daytona Beach, Florida

Nothing ever going on in afternoon

I have checked out this place a couple times in the late afternoon around 4:30 or 5. The beer at this time of day is cheap, and that seems to be the only reason ever…

PT's Showclub Louisville

Louisville, Kentucky

OK club but it's seen better days.

This club is OK in a pinch, but I would rather drive to Lexington as this club is too limited. Not full nudity, not nice girls and it's a small space…

Manhattan Club

Richmond, Kentucky

Scary why did I go here?

Maybe it was just the day that I went but, the college was on break and all the hot women must have gone home. One women was extremely fat and wearing…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

My Go To Club

I am pretty sure it was a Friday.I decided to hit Pandoras. Before I did, I took a Vitamin V. Entrance fee was 10$. You have to buy a soda for 5$ or 10$…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Good talent, low mileage

Of the many many NYC SCs Ricks is consistent with talent and pricing. Showed up between 3 and 5 p.m for free admission and the two drink minimum. About 10 dancers total, some…

Filmores

Toronto, Ontario

Pretty good club

First let me say that I am from Florida, so my standards are pretty high. even with that, I have to say that Filmores met my expectations. I went on a Monday night. The club was…

CT's Adult Super Store

Gary, Indiana

First time

For the first time of me going here I actually seen girls that look good one was Hispanic and the other 2 were white. I was floored and really didn't know who to choose because…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Lunch time visit

I stopped into Scores around 1pm to grab some lunch before heading to the airport. I haven't been here in several years. Erica, the bartender, was friendly and nice to talk to. She served up…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

dinner with tits

this "club"was the worst club i have ever bin in. Other then the food but the food wasn't normal strip club food like hamburgers and other quick tings it was $30 steak, oysters Rockefeller,…

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Best club

I am from SC and coming to Texas I was spectical of the strip club scene. But after visiting San Antonio Men's club I can honestly say this is one of the best clubs I…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Good afternoon

So this was my first time going to follies day shift. I had a friend waiting for a flight and we had some time to kill . We were in there for all of a…

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, Florida

Hit or miss

Writing a follow up review from a month or so ago. I decided to come back out of my way since I had such a great time on my last visit, well I had quite…

Lookers Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Meh

No cover on a Sat night. Should have been a sign. Way out of the way place. $4 bud light There were maybe 5 girls working, 3 latina, 2 white. Not bad looking at all...6s or 7s. Approached…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

OGD - Old Standby

I always seem to end up back here after making the rounds to other clubs. Stopped in on a Thursday. Had a beer in my hand for about 4 seconds when I was…

Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

Providence, Rhode Island

UFC 202

I visited this club partially because they were showing UFC 202. Must have arrived about 1030 on or so. Paid ten dollar cover, was frisked, and entered. The bar is to the right with a…

Night Moves

Bloomington, Indiana

Decent. Just plain decent.

Bouncer was friendly and welcoming. Friendly staff in general, decent girls, a little on the skanky side, which I kinda like. One girl who said she was new hung out and talked for a while.…

Source Du Sexe

Dollard-des-Ormeaux, Quebec

Best joint to go daytime

I went there last friday around 2 o'clock and as usual there were many prople and more than 15 dancers. Cheap food is available, you can have a delicious pizza for $4,50 !!! A various menu…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

Never Again

In the Boston area for business and had a day off, rainy so no golf. Decided to stay in town and hit a couple of SC, even though I was told by locals that I…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Nice time at Silk

Well I had a chance to go here with a small group of guys. Overall we had a pretty nice time. I made a connection with Jasmine, a thin, decent white girl.…

Hawthorne Strip

Portland, Oregon

Hawthorne Strip

Checked out this club in the late afternoon. it is mid-sized with decent parking. It is the typical bar/strip club. It has one stage in one corner with the bar along the…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Review by a regular

I have been to Mons Venus at least a dozen times in the past 5 years and I just cannot get enough of this place. Twice I drove from Orlando where I was staying and…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Monday night after convention

This was for a visit back in March after a long conference in Dallas. Arrived later in the evening and was quite impressed with the size of the clubs and the amount of dancers…

Hi Beams Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

Cute and Friendly girls m9ney goes long way here.

Stop by on a wednesday night recently and there were a nice amount of girls rate from 8-9 one or two 10's the spanish guy Manager was very friendly and very attentive made sure i…

The All New Dancers Ranch

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Fun time

I was in town for work, decided to stop into the Ranch. I have been here many times. $3 cover and reasonable priced drinks. Wide variety of dancers and most are pretty friendly. I…

Baby Dolls

Clearwater, Florida

Pretty consistent

I've stopped in here a few times and not much changes. The quality of the girls has gone down slightly but there's usually at least 1-2 girls in the 7-8 range. There used to be…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

Red Room

This is about my recent visit to Block on Monday evening around 7. I did usual peek and hop of about 5 holes in the wall clubs on block. All were almost dead, because of…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Good place under new management

Went to the club and was a little slow at 9.  There were only four girls there.   Girls were OK looking but great dancers.   Management was really nice,  they showed me around and even gave…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

A little afternoon delight...

Came in for a quick tension release after a tough week. I paid the $10 cover and got a $5 cola (I wasn't planning to stay too long) and sat near the main stage.…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

OLD CLUB TRYING HARD

The last time I was at OG was over fifteen years ago. I have been going to clubs in LV for a number of months and decided to try OG to see what it was…

Nite Life

Lexington, Kentucky

OK, but I would pass.

I've been to this club a few times and for the most part the women are not hot and the atmosphere is sketchy. A few of the women were too old, too fat,…

Guilty Pleasures Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

Rock Hard Pdx

One of my favs texted me and said she'd be working here so I headed over. I walked in and even though it appeared I was the only patron, the bartender wanted to…

Platinum 84

Federal Heights, Colorado

Unantiicpated Find

I have just moved to Denver and decided to search for a "go to" club, as I enjoyed in Seattle. This club has three dance stages with poles and one pole in the middle…

Temptations KC

Kansas City, Missouri

Not bad for KC

If you remember where you are, and the rules/laws in KC, this is not a bad spot. The girls are very friendly, but not too pushy. I went there after a late night at work, dressed…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

A couple new ladies on hand

You'll never believe this, but there are actually a few new hands on deck at the ol' CP. Now, don't get me wrong here...it's not exactly a revelation, like some kind of "holy shit!"…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

mnf

Fantasies calls itself a Nightclub and Sports Bar and it's probably more of the latter. That can be a good thing, though. They have Monday Night Football specials and a big wall of TVs to…

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

I keep trying...

Since I had the day off, I went by Bishop's Corner around noon this past Thursday. Before my eyes had adjusted, I had a pretty Latina grinding against me at the bar and convincing me…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Hit or Miss, but worth a shot

As far as dancers go, the club is extremely hit or miss. Sometimes you can get lucky and find mostly 7-9 range, other times only 4-5s. Increase your chances of hotter girls by visiting at…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

This is one of the best...

This is one of the best clubs in Seattle. After I paid $10 cover and $5 small drink, I settled in. There are not many girls as before. But there are two…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Dancers review

I thought I had reviewed the Foxy before Oh well. The Foxy has had a bad rep recently, but I made pretty decent money when I worked there for a few months back in 2004.…

Southern Comfort Lounge

Eldridge, Iowa

A good experience

Went to Southern Comfort, first time the girlfriend had been at a club. Turned out to be a great experience, she received a lot of attention being a female but not too much (did…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

I thought I would hate it.. went because it was cheap.

I went there for a bachelor party. Originally it was in the plan because of their cheap drinks (1.50) for anything and free food... yes order anything and it is free. 10 dollar…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

I go here somewhat often... it gets a bad name but it can be a lot of fun.

First of all you can vape in there. The bouncers are a bit strict and it can really be off putting. If you can get past that the dances are a little pricey…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Second Visit

Made a second visit to Chicas, this time on a Friday evening about two weeks ago. Arrived about 8pm, got a patdown and paid the cover and walked in. This time, I was the only…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Much better than I expected

I stopped here a few weeks ago looking for a good time, but not expecting much based on the overall rating of this club. I arrived at around 7 pm and things started a…

Love Cabaret (formerly TDs East)

Tucson, Arizona

A little listless

The summer doldrums are almost over. The temps are dropping. The good thing about this time is that the schools are back in session and those "student dancers"gone for the summer are back and looking…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

Good times

Came here after visiting TD's E. A difference of night and day. Lots of girls, a few 8's, but lots of 6 and 7's. Not as many blacks as last time. I like black and…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Love da Boat.

It looks like a blob, more than a boat. For years it had a mast and even sails on the roof, the building had rounded and sweeping side and was built as a seafood restaurant…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Pussycat Good but Not Great As Usual

The Pussycat always seems to be a small step up from most of the Block bars - but definitely a "real" Block bar and not Hustler. This night had its usual assortment of better…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

Not impressed

I gave this place another shot, this will be the last time I visit. I showed up around 11pm. The building is in bad shape, dirty on the outside and inside. Cover was $20, they should…

Bar Downtown

Montréal, Quebec

Middle of the road

This is the go-to club in downtown Montreal - right on Ste-Catherine Street, not far from the centre of the action. They offer discounts on drinks on hockey nights if you bring your ticket from…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

On my second-to-last stop on a...

On my second-to-last stop on a tour of some of Denver's finest, I hit the Penthouse Club about 8:30 on Monday night. I wasn't sure about the parking set-up and when I pulled the…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

I decided to hit one more...

I decided to hit one more club in Denver before leaving town, and since I had just left the Penthouse Club, Shotgun Willie's was only a stone's throw away. I was told the girls…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

A true jem!

Ok, so first of all I'm in vegas on the strip. Rolling with a group of fellas looking to enjoy the best sin vegas has to offer. I do copious amount of research and I…

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I giggle at the thought of women falling in the toilet.

It's funny, because women call guys lazy for not putting the seat down, but they they are too lazy to look before they sit, because they assume it is down. You know what happens when you assume. It makes an…

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Anybody ever had there email account hacked?

I have an account with Yahoo and tonight I got a message from them that somebody had tried to hack my account but their safe guards prevented it from happening. They advised me to change my pass word and I…

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Sometimes you have to let strippers know exactly where they stand

The last 3 months I've in the midst of selling my house and buying a new one. So i've had to deal with closing cost..etc. As well as buying mostly all new furniture. So my money as been pretty tight…

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Nothing's hotter than a girl with her hair perfectly done give a a BJ

and when you look down upon her as her hair sways back and forth, super sexy. Looking up at you with dem big ol' eyes, hair perfectly wavy like she just got out the salon. Only weed can complete this…

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Girls wanting larger stage tips

Has anyone else noticed that dancers are looking for larger stage tips than they had in the past? I remember $1 being the norm but for the last couple years I've always given $2 when tipping at the stage.…

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Truck Stop Honeys

Today I saw some guys, East Indians, usually Sikhs, tending to their 18 wheeler. Many of them are left parked for days and days along industrial streets. Ever think about being a long distance trucker? I remember years back I ordered…

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would you like me to teach the laser eyes

rasputman used laser eyes to charm the zarina in russia. he didnt call them laser eyes because lasers werent invented yet and because he spoke russian but he had the laser eyes i am even better than rasputman with the laser…

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OT: More Trouble for BP

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Squandered my first offer for freebies

Despite the big language barrier, it became clear that she liked it fast and furious. At this point, it was impossible that they didn't hear us on the other side of the curtain. "AAAAAA! CI! CI! AAAAAAH!" she yelled, on…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Lots of nice looking girls

This club is a decent place to hang out no smoking inside which is a plus or a minus, for me a minus. The club is small and crowded. the girls are friendly…

Déjà Vu Tijuana

Tijuana, Baja California

Not sure it will make it

Wanted to try something new in TJ other than HK and Adelitas, so I made Deja Vu my first stop at about 9:00 pm on a Wednesday. See my review of Hong Kong last week to…

All Stars

San Antonio, Texas

Steak, Fries, beer, & Ladies

Came here for lunch one fair Friday. They had a BBQ buffet for about $6. Not too bad. They also had $3 domestics which is hard to beat at any bar! Dancers were decent. Didn't…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Weekday Afternoon

I was driving on Federal one afternoon and decided to stop in for a couple dances. There is a bar as soon as you walk in, with the stage on the other side.…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Best in Tampa

First impressions--this club is very pretty. Comfortable and clean plush couches, great lighting, spacious. Staff was very friendly. Girls were beautiful. The club offers semi-private couch dances and vip rooms, both full nude and full…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Denver tryout

Stopped in on Friday afternoon about 2:00PM, as I was in the area. I have just moved to the area and wanted to check out the clubs in Denver. This is a…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Annual Review

It had been a year since I last checked out the No 5 ... well not alot has changed, still the best place ... almost the only place to have some fun in Vancouver. While…

Lucky Devil Lounge

Portland, Oregon

It had been about a year...

It had been about a year since I last visited Lucky Devil, so I stopped in after lunch on a weekday to see what I've been missing. Only about 10 customers and 5 girls…

Dancing Bare

Seattle, Washington

If you wanna good laugh..

Had a couple hours to kill on a Monday afternoon, very rarely do I have time like this, but instead of doing anything productive, I decided to give myself some interesting entertainment. Interesting it was…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Paid visit Thursday afternoon. ...

Paid visit Thursday afternoon. The club has one stage in middle of the bar. One girl was dancing as they seem a little short of girls. Bar was not crowded so I had…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Fun Time

I dropped in on a whim not sure what I would find. Paid 7 dollar cover and ordered a beer. Noticed that the stripper on the stage was entirely unattractive and started to worry that…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Texan Football

Decided to visit Michael's on a Sunday afternoon because the Texan game was on. The club provides buffet whenever a Texan game is on, so why not. Got there at 12:30pm or so, the place was…

Bare Necessity

Kendall, Florida

My best club

If you want a quite club with only few customers then this is the one. It is 18+ club and no free charge. I like to spend time there. Some dancers are hot and some…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Worth a look

A rare visit to Centerfolds for me. The club is small and very cramped. Just not a comfortable layout and it is hard to find a place to relax and chill. Girls were…

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Can the discussion board subject font be bolded?

Can the discussion board subject font be bolded or changed? I'm getting old, bad eyes and can barely read the subject. Thanks

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Long distance relationship

My ATF left drug detox, spent an evening in a hotel with me and then moved to Florida. She calls or texts me 2 or 3 times a day and I still have most of her possessions in my cellar.…

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Ring, ring.

"Hello Kettle? This is Pot. You're black."

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Detroit Has a New Strip Club

yahoo.com/sports/photos/detroit-lions-cheerleaders-official-debut-000350700/ It's located at Ford Field. Looks like all that money they saved when Mega-Tron retired went to strippers instead of a new defensive line.

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Epic Fail: Taking a Civie Girl to a Strip Club

Sometimes things seem like such a good idea, and then you get there... I have been seeing a divorced MILF for several months. We live several hours apart and meet one weekend night once a month and have wall to…

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Which celebrities or adult stars have you seen at the SC?

I saw a professional NBA player (now retired) at a random SC around 5pm at a club that only offers table dances, not lapdances, and I think he was still playing at the time. He dropped by in a whirlwind…

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9 or 10s at 5k to half marathons

I see many girls who can be qualified as 9s and 10s during 5k races up to half marathons.Today I did a half marathon.Saw pretty girls with nice bodies.Wonder how do they get those bodies.

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Sugar Dating vs. regular providers

Hi, Sugar Dating is a rapidly growing industry with several sites servicing the industry. The biggest, SeekingArrangements (SA) seems to be going the way of BackPage, Craigslist, etc. as it has been overrun by bad elements - many are…

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regrettable night

So, I just blew a grand last night on a champagne room. No extras were had. I simultaneously feel stupid and angry at myself. Lessons learned: if she doesn't make it totally obvious and clear that there are extras in…

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A call from a former fav.

A dancer I contact with called me yesterday. Until about 5 years ago we hung out a few times and chatted often. She is in real need for cash and wanted to set up OTC. Not having seen her…

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Celebrity Hotness Contest: In-her-prime Beyonce vs In-her-prime Rihanna

Simple question: Who do you find hotter? Beyoncé in her prime or Rihanna in her prime? I've included a few images of each. Put another way, given a chance to spend a wild night in the sack with one of…

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MANHATTAN NY EXPLOSION

watching cnn now as they are covering an explosion that happened hours ago. earlier in the day my bro and i were talking about in several years moving there. after this, as well as events from 15 years ago maybe…

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What are you most known for on TUSCL?

What are you most known for on TUSCL? I guess I'm kind of known for making it rain. Shadowcat is known for the 2amers and Follies Johnsmith69 is known for the DS Let's kept it going, let's fill in the blank on what our…

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baker street.

just heard gerry rafferty's song Baker Street again. he says 'buying some land and giving up the booze and the one night stands'... . man he didn't get it.

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since when can't I tip the waitress?

What fresh hell is this? So I had a little time to kill this afternoon and was near an old fave club. Went in and wandered around. It being early afternoon on Saturday, it was fairly dead. And none of the…

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Phone Numbers

When you ask for a stripper's number, what percentage of the time does she give it to you? For me it's about 85%.

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Kate's my date.

https://www.yahoo.com/style/kate-middleton-style-file-blue-155628311.html Would you do her?

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AMP Madam Busted

FYI, if you frequent AMP's (as I have) you might be enabling this kind of exploitation: http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2016/09/17/woman-sentenced-for-making-immigrants-work-as-sex-slaves-at-massage-parlors.html?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed#

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What is a Sloppy Joe?

This kid knows... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZJA9KsixpI

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Aging gracefully

Two guys grow up together but after college one moves to NY other to California. Every ten years they agree to meet in Chicago and play golf. They finish their round at age 30 and go to lunch. “Where you…

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I wonder if this guy knows ricktheturtle!

We haven't heard from any of the rickthezoo characters lately. I wonder if the turtle is friends with Diego the tortoise! www.france24.com/en/20160914-sexploits-diego-tortoise-save-galapagos-species

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Rules for Grandmas House

Her favorite word is shit! She now has dimentia so she forgets how many times she says shit! She collects junk food from the cafateria at the old folks home. Her table is a collection of candy bars, candy canes, cards, popcorn bags…

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Noob Question Re Parking Lot-Security

My fav club has a tall, old guy who hangs out in the parking lot, sometimes driving around in a marked van. He gives off a grizzled-veteran-who's-seen-some-shit vibe, as though he might be packing. He once approached my car because…

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Charlotte Clubs on a Sunday Night?

I will be stopping in Charlotte this Sunday evening - any advice on what the best couple of clubs are to visit? Probably somewhere between 6 - 10pm. I had stopped ther in May and visited Uptown…

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Embarrassing Risk Question

Ok, laugh it up, but a lifetime of monogamous living coupled with a lifetime of hypochondria begs the question: Is a handjob with lots of spit risky behavior for an STD, even like hpv or herpes or heck, any of them?…

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The Long Tease...

Is this how non-exras girls make bank? Rich guys that go for the tease for OTC? I'm sure you guys have heard these... Maybe We'll see Friends first Let's take baby steps etc

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Hillary is not the man for the job

She is a bitch. America does not need a President bitch. With her moral, mental, and physical problems, she will freak out or stroke out within months, Sorry guys

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How long do you last?

http://www.xnxx.com/video-muo8ee/noob_cums_in_2_seconds_flat

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Dropping off my stripper at the club

At 10:30AM I picked up my CF Jenna at her apartment and brought her to my house. We ate my lasagna for lunch, and then we had sex. She did not want any money because, as she said,…

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Canelo-Smith Fight Tomorrow

I don't even care about the fight. I'm going to lick some skank ass stripper pussy tomorrow and I need to at least know who won, because my wife thinks I am going to the GetsavedwithJesusfullofFags Church Fight Party tomorrow,…

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best clubs in Philly/Pennsylvania

I'm going to Philly in a couple weeks and I'm trying to find the best club for UHM or just plenty of available ITC (you know what I mean potential smart asses. Any suggestions?

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Politicians versus Stripper

Would you rather have a lifelong politician in your home or a stripper(you are not married) That would be a difficult question because politicians are definitely the lowest form of life in existence. They are both likely to steal from you given…

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Look out, SJG!

California Today: A ‘See Something-Say Something’ Prostitution Plan http://nyti.ms/2cKUPSU

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I think I'm developing feelings for her....

Well maybe not quite yet. There's this stripper I've seen at one of my local clubs a few times over the past few months. She's a cute white girl who is thick (not BBW or fat) with a black girl booty.…

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How to reply to comments on reviews

If I reviewed a club, somebody posts comments.How can I reply back.I dont see any button to reply to their comments.How are others replying?

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OT: should I enter little 4got in the Halloweener derby?

I saw a flyer for a charity (cancer research) event featuring a dachshund race! I wonder if little 4got would like to run the race. Unfortunately I will be traveling before Halloween, but perhaps my pet sitter can take little 4got…

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Everybody has a FUCKING problem!

Read AfricanLovePimppp's reviews of Pantheon! https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=2843 I'm not sure that the reviews gave me any real insights into the club but they did make me laugh! Although I did learn that the club is connected to a "shisk-ka-bob place"! Ace stuff!

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OT: The Last Word on the Presidential Campaign

I usually do not make New Year's resolutions. But this year I resolved not to engage in political arguments. Such arguments are pointless because I have never convinced anyone to change his vote and no one has ever…

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First I hear of this

Have any of you ever seen a live band in a strip-club? From a recent review of Chicas in Phoenix: "... Not what I expected at all. I wasnt expecting the incredibly loud spanish rock band to take over this place and…

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Is it normal to be lonely for women ?

I'm in my 30s and single and lonely for women ! I don't always have the money to be going to strip clubs all the time but I always have the need to talk to a girl at least…

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She's too pretty for porn

To you who are the prettiest pornstars of all time? Basically when you see her scenes, you can't believe she did porn, or is doing porn. You normally don't see the super smoking hot pretty girls doing porn. For me I…

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Yes or No ?

http://thestar.ie/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/GIGI-GORGEOUS-287757.jpg

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#SexiestTeacher

Sexy ‘teacher’ Patrice Brown gets guidance on school dress code Patrice Brown became a social media sensation after several blogs and media outlets published her images. The images that were posted eventually went viral and it were accompanied by the hashtag,…

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Arrangements

Has anyone tried or had any luck with any of the arrangement/sugardaddy sites like Arrangement Finder or Seeking Arrangements? That might be the direction I want to go, but I feel like those sites could be used for blackmail and…

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This could be interesting.

http://www.wweek.com/bars/2016/09/14/portlands-strip-club-haunted-house-will-return/

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Profile avatar

Who do y'all think has the best profile avatar on here? For the ones without an avatar, why don't you have one?

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Desperation

I just received this text the other night from a girl I saw OTC a couple of times. "I hope i did not upset you last time I saw you .. If i was difficult I apologize I promise I won't…

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Mom of ‘heroin boy’ is a crack-smoking stripper

When I saw the photo of the little boy with the 2 unconscious adults, I should have know there was a stripper connection. http://nypost.com/2016/09/14/mom-of-heroin-boy-says-she-wants-her-son-back/

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Cops: Woman who went to strip club after running over panhandler remains in jail

Where else would you go after a hit-and-run? http://www.clickorlando.com/news/cops-woman-who-went-to-strip-club-after-running-over-panhandler-remains-in-jail

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Pamela Anderson, 49, leaves NOTHING to the imagination as she bares all for sauc

Personally, I don't think Pam looks that good. She is starting to catch up to me in age. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3789091/Pamela-Anderson-leaves-imagination-bares-saucy-People-Garden-trailer.html?ito=social-facebook

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Best Strip Club Cities

A little new to the game but I'm started to become a bit more well travel and after reading tuscl I'm getting the vibe there's a wide variety of quality experiences throughout the United States but the current state of…

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Go Blue?

Or is it go greenie? LOL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njQUvgI4i5w

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Real massage and how i about nutted

So I've been doing cardio and hitting the weights. Now I'm sore plus from all the data entry from work my neck, shoulders are killing me. So I set up an appointment with a legit message operation with ppl that actually…

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Info on a girl at kh8

Does a girl by the name of eden/eve still work there she a tall light skinned young lady?

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Becoming friends with a stripper

I recently went to this strip club and we did a few really good dances and she was very nice and she was very exotic ! We were talking for a bit and eventually she had to go cause…

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Buying a Stripper a Cell Phone

Okay, some may come out and say don't save her or be a white knight or whatever the acronym is, but have any of you ever bought a fav a cell phone? How or what kind of plan/setup did…

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Luckiest Stripper-tale

Why's the luckiest you've felt you've gotten with a stripper shedding some stripper-goodwill your way? Here's mine: I met a stripper at an upscale club in Vegas back in March. We decided to meet up the next day and I wasn't…

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Spearmint Rhino - Las Vegas

My buddy visited last weekend and had a great dance with someone who claimed to be a "Suicide Girl" She was about 27-28 years old, blonde hair and heavily tattooed. Does anyone know this dancer or her name? Or possibly…

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Experience Says:

pussy = $$$$ It costs! Your thoughts on why do we still do it?

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Want to check out TJ clubs but no passport. Doable?

Im going to San Diego soon after my trip to Dallas (yes I travel for work A LOT if anyone has noticed my previous out-of-town questions about clubs lol) and I have never had a passport before. Can I still…

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Gem from stripperweb

https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?212285-You-didn-t-shower-Do-you-still-go-dance

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OT: video games

For the gamers, We are approaching the holiday seasons and video game seasons. Tons of video games on the horizon. Which ones are you guys excited for? I have Madden. I plan on getting nba 2k17, battlefield, gears of war and…

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"Why don't you have a girlfriend?"

You ever get that question from a stripper? What's your response?

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How To Tie The Perfect Man Bun

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/manbun

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Battle Creek businesses look to ban strip clubs along Dickman Road

The newspeople don't seem to see anything funny about this story. http://wwmt.com/news/local/battle-creek-businesses-look-to-ban-strip-clubs-along-dickman-road

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Teen caught on video visiting strip club where his former teacher now works afte

The title says it all. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3788109/Teen-caught-video-visiting-strip-club-former-teacher-works-fired-arrested-having-sex-him.html

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Why spinner?

I see on this forum most of the folks like spinners. What is the reason behind that.I usually like curvy tall girls.

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Grossly Overweight Women

I've noticed at cam sites that there are always a few incredibly obese women, and these women always have bunches of men in their rooms giving them money. I'm talking about women who probably weigh 350-500 lbs. So…

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Spinners? Should I?

My preference is for shapely women but I'll take enhancements if that's what it takes to get there. Accordingly, I've found that I universally avoid spinners. I'm thinking of going out for a spinners night just to see what that's…

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American Ninja Warrior chubby!

Just watched Jessie Graf finally go down in Stage 2. Darn. Too bad. Well, at least maybe now she'll be available to give me a lap dance. Dang, she's hot! If she can't (or won't, lol) I'd…

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Just some jokes

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before…

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Page 3 goddess Charlotte Springer

What do you think of Charlotte Springer? I think that with breastesses like those, the last five pictures (of 14) should have been less about "lying on her back" and more about "heavy hangers"! Despite this wasted opportunity,…

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Layover in Dallas

Headed from Phoenix to Baltimore in two weeks with a 4 hour layover in Dallas. The only problem is I land about an hour and a half before the clubs open and never been to a club that early…