Experiment - Sweetard

You will be surprised to learn that how many of the dancers WONT take advantage of you. I will have done that act and was partially disappointed to leave the club with cash in my pocket. It was a failed social experiment for me. Guess I give the good guy vibe too hard and the dancers still had a concience

^^ conscience... Damn the qwerty keyboard on my phone

I hate to generalize but Strippers usually aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer.

Sometimes hints and leads get lost in the bright spotlights of the club.

just don't try your experiment in vegas. they will take every penny you have and every cent of your credit.

Sounds like a fun experiment. I think the results will weigh heavily on the types of clubs visited - the divier and more ghetto the club the more the likelihood of being bamboozled.

I agree with Just me.... In Vegas you will have empty pockets in no time.

IMHO - if you leave with any money it is because of your misrepresentation of your sweetard persona and not from any benevolence from dancers. I'll be interested in the findings though.

I picked P10 in San Antonio for my first experiment. Don't visit this club often. Expecting many won't recognize me. Worked out well.

I'd be nice guy, gullible. Dropped the "loaded" part for this first trip. Kept a budget of $600. Half for club and rest for OTC if I like something.

I wore a t-shirt that has a tuxedo printed on it - something like this
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Tuxedo-Smart-Su…

Had couple of scotch on the rocks at home and reggae during drive. Got in the mood sporting a big grin and party vibe. Tipped the bouncer and door girl. Told them "Perfect Ten" should be called "Perfect Time" cuz I heard of wild girls with big bouncy boobs inside. Big fat bouncer nodded and door girl said "naughty you".

Inside was cozy and dark. A black shapely dancer just finishing her last song on the main sunken stage. Around 10 customers and 10+ dancers. Good variety - spinners, thick, curvy, exotic.

Asked the waitress - gimmie a spot where I can have "3D" view. All 3 stages. She thought for a bit - held my hand and walked me to a dark spot close to main stage. Yes I could see all stages.

She sat on my sofa arm "what can i get you?"
Me: "what would you drink if you wanted to handle tits and ass like a man?" (had the grin all the time)
Waitress: "I'd start with patron shots"
Me: "No shots for me ... unless you wanna drive me home?"
Waitress: "Have a Sex on the beach"
Me: "That's so 80s. Wish they invented Sex on the Couch. Get me a Captain and coke with lime"
Waitress: Can I get a drink? It's $5 all drinks!
Me: Sure Sweety. Drink with me so I feel like a million bucks.

We drank and flirted on the first round. We tip on stage. I tip her well. Great vibe in the club already.

Left alon,e I started getting smiles from stage dancers. Got lots of compliments on my "Tux" when I went up the stage to tip.
One chatty dancer (Curvy Latina wearing pink bra and panty)
Me: yeah big day for me. Had to rent this tux.
Curvy Latina: Your birthday?
Me: (pointing to my Nike cap) - today I decided to "just do it"
Curvy Latina: Do what?
Me: Visit a Gentleman's club
Curvy Latina: (Rolled over the stage laughing) You crazy !
Me: One day I can tell my grand kids about the day I visited Perfect 10.

In the next hour I had at least 7 dancers swing by. All very flirty. Seemed like waitress was a great wing woman. Getting my drinks and for dancers. Getting me dollar bills.

Blonde with juicy lips: I can give you great dances.
Me: No dances for me. (with a stupid grin)
Blonde: You will enjoy!
Me: I'm ashamed to say, you're so sexy, my dick will get hard. It will rip my underwear.
Blonde: And? Isn't that what you want?
Me: That feels so unnatural. God made man and women to make sweet love. I'd love to "just do it with you". In a nice hotel. I get stress relief. you get money. I sleep like a baby tonight. (still the grin is on)
Blonde: burst out laughing. downs her drink. "I don't do this ... how much are we talking?"
**** Wow - personally that was a shock. very pleasant shock! Can't believe the unbelievable power of "jusk ask" !
(Why do we guys forget the "just ask" - and get wound up. The "tux" shirt. The massive planning)
Me: Let's party some more.
I do end up getting lap dances from her. But you can see how I choked right here!

I regrouped. Some more dancers come, dance and go. I make similar offers. With some there was language barrier. Some laughed it away. One said she is busy that evening. No one stormed out in disgust. I was always a gentleman while making the proposition. Always had a grin and sense of great "rookie" expectation.

The curvy latina is on my lap. Very handsy.
Curvy Latina: Would you like to have some fun with me"
Me: I know i'm gettin dances but it feels unnatural. You are sooo sexy - I'm not gonna get any sleep tonight.
Curvy Latina: Good. That's what I wanna hear.
Me: Lap dancing feels unnatural. God made man and woman to make sweet love. I'd love to "just do it with you". In a nice nearby hotel. I get stress relief. you get money. I sleep like a baby tonight. (still the grin is on)
Curvy Latina: burst out laughing "... and this is your first time at a strip club? bullshit!"
Me: 2nd time! Had a good time at Matt's bachelor party. 5 years ago.
.... Bouncer making the rounds. I flag him
Me: Please call the fire truck. It's getting really hot here with "J" on my lap.
Bouncer: Glad you're having a good time. Hails the waitress over.
.... Waitress gets our drinks - the song is great - and I have succumbed to Curvy Latina's push for lap dance.
Busy with my dance - waitress says she'll come back.
Me: "Hey I may forget. Just get the wallet from my pocket and take the money you need for drinks."
Waitress: With hand over her mouth "I can't do that !"
Me: "Sure you can. With 'J*****' giving me the time of my life - it's me who can't reach to my pocket"
(Curvy Latina is listening and increasing her intensity - harder press of her pussy on my dick)
The sequence of Curvy Latina gliding her body over mine - and the waitress pulling out my fat wallet from my pant pocket was sexy and surreal.
(Note: wallet was fat not because of money, but due to many credit cards, several junk receipts and Cyalis)
Me: Be sure to take $10 tip for the fine service and sweet love.
Waitress tried to explain full accounting of money ... I interrupted
Me: "Honey, I trust you. At least you won't have to shove the wallet back in my pants ... my pants are already full. Keep it by the drinks"
......
As time goes by - the Curvy Latina is exclusively with me - and very comfortable.
Me: "Please fuck me this evening" (poor dog's look)
Curvy Latina: "You do this with all the girls?"
Me: "Please fuck me hard. I don't wanna get out of bed the next day. My angry soccer friends cussing at me - Rog? you dumass skippin soccer practice?"
Curvy Latina: "You crazy!"
Me: "Man needs stress relief. Once a month. To keep plumbing clean and flush."
Curvy Latina - gulps down her drink. She is charged. Her nipples are in my mouth. "I want another shot".
Me: "Gotta check the money situation ... can you check how much I've got left"
Curvy Latina opens my wallet - waddles through a few 20s. "Dude time to visit the ATM"
Me: No ATMs for me. Don't wanna see me ruined in one night. You want me to come back again and again. Don't you?
Curvy Latina: I guess the fun is over. I had a good time with ya
Me: I've got $300 in my car. I'd rather you have it than someone else.
Me: Please. Please fuck me like there is no tomorrow.
Curvy Latina: I get off in 30 minutes.

No tricks. No games. Curvy Latina delivered as agreed.
I stayed dumb. And happy. My hotel manager had a wicked grin when I introduced Curvy Latina to him - but she was drunk enough to not care. In the bed she was good. A bit fast during love making - but this was the first encounter. I expect our sessions to get better.

Overall.
I got 10,000 megawatts of love.
From waitstaff, dancers, door girl, flower lady - even managers, bouncers and bathroom attendant.
All from this single night out. It exceeded my expectations.
Didn't break the bank. (No VIP, No Champagne - just food, drink and dance).

Golly - sex is smeared with "disease", "low character", "hell", "morality".
You take all that crap out - like I did with my character - and keep it pure and loving - there will be takers.

For all the lofty conclusions above - this may all be beginners luck!
Look forward to my next "sweetard" outing !!!

Good story man.

Ha! I winced my way through the entire thing, but what a great read!

well done!

That was a fantastic read. I was waiting to see if it would work out in the end .. and it did! Bravo, man.

Sam - it's not hard to sustain the sweetard ruse - it's damn impossible !
I wanted to be the gullible guy - but simply went shopping for sex, but in an entitled way.

In a Tokyo strip club, one real easy going 20s japanese customer came in, partly wasted. White shirt, black pants and a loosened black tie - a typical white collar jap worker doing 14 hour shift. Several dancers were pampering him, sitting on his lap, smooching and what not. He got even more drunk. At the end, what was notable was a dancer taking credit card from his wallet - running by the manager - and literally two dancers moved the guy's hand to complete the signature on the CC slip. I wondered did the dancers take him to the cleaners or just charged what he owed. Would never know - but concluded they'd be stupid to overcharge because if they did overcharge they'd have lost an easy money customer for life.

I wanted to try it here in good 'ol USA - hence the sweetard experiment.
But TUSCL spirit runs in my veins now.

Thanks Larry, Subra, Justme Dominic.
Added Blonde with juicy lips to the line up (still fucking curvy latina - sex's got better)

crsm, justme - Vegas is a different animal. I like Texas.

Fox, lopaw - I feel that way too.

There are many dancers in the 6-7 range that give an honest vibe.

Shailynn wrote: " I hate to generalize but Strippers usually aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer. "

Ha Ha !
I've had my share of encounters of the blunt knife kind.

Still the best memory below: (from a NY strip club.)
Dancer gives her menu: $20 one song and $100 for a complete set of 3 songs.
In my mind, I go WTF and was about to open my mouth - but simply went for 1 song.
Her dances were very sexy.
At the conclusion of the song asked for another and then another. All total 4 songs. $80 and she was happy.

Lone_Wolf - my experience has been - larger the club, bigger the city and Fri/Sat night - higher chance of meeting "all hustle" dancers. Lots of impatience, fast dancing, upsell hustle. But I like the energy - and with that wallet drains quicker too.

However, day shifts, early evenings, smaller town, mid tier club - lots of chances of finding MILFs, easy going 18-20 singles looking for fun times. Austin and San Antonio clubs have lots of honest dancers many have a target of $2-$4K per month income. Obviously this is supplemental income for these dancers. But lack of pressure to make $15K by end of month makes them great, unrushed entertainers. I openly discuss fetishes with dancers - and some have steered me in the right directions, if not outright fulfilling them for me.

It helps that I am not absolutely hung up on having 8s, 9s or 10s.
6 or 7 is fine as long long as dancer has sexy and cheerful vibe.

you said it. sexy and a cheerful vibe.

@rogertex you my friend dodged a bullet. Try this in NYC, you may forget how many zeroes are there. This is what happens to sweetard here:

http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/12/robin-ho…

Great article. Thanks TABA!
These organized ROB stripper rings can be really hard to detect until you've been ripped.