Nice atmosphere, dancers lacking

I had a meeting in SLC, and decided to unwind at the Bears Den afterwards. First of all, it's one of the longest 15 minute drives I've ever taken, too me more like 30 min with traffic!

I was actually pleasantly surprised with the club, it was clean and the lodge style decor was nice, in my opinion - but I grew up in the UP of Michigan, so It's what I'm used to.

Had a seat at the bar and decided to have a couple of drinks while I waited for a dancer to turn up. After 5-6 drinks, one finally did, and she wasn't much too look at. I'm a fan of the more "natural" bodies you get out west, but the bodies by Little Debbie don't have any place in a strip club. That dancer did her set, and disappeared, leaving an empty stage. Another 5-6 drinks later, another dancer took the stage and even though I had some serious beer goggles on by then, she was also not what I'd consider strip club material - even giving her the benefit of the doubt for it being afternoon and a smaller club. After her set (and another long break), the 1st dancer came back on, and I decided to head to more fertile pastures.