Low-key afternoon scene

Guilty Pleasures Gentlemen's Club

Portland, OR

Club space: This club just re-opened, and I assume it's under new management. I never visited the old version, but it looks like they've re-done the interior, since the stage and bar look new, and the…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, OR

Visited on a Friday around 6:00 p.m. The 5 dancers were scattered around the club, apparently talking with regulars. They didn't seem to be trying to talk the regulars into dances, either -- at least…

Dancin' Bare

Portland, OR

This place really crams "no touching" down your throat. As soon as I walked in, the guy checking IDs said something to the effect of "absolutely don't touch the dancers under any circumstances." There's several…

Tiny club, 2-3 dancers but no breaks. Most of the girls are hot and like all girls in this city, probably got discounts for getting multiple tattoos. I can't believe happy hour in Portland…

I ended up going to the Hawthorne strip on a whim as I was in the area. It's basically a dive bar with a stage/pole. It's a small venue and has the vibe of your…

Classic Portland strip bar. Just a neighborhood bar that happens to have a naked girl in the corner. People there might or might not pay attention to her. You wonder if the girls actually make…

I like this place. Stage right up front, with hot tattooed/pierced chicks doing three-song sets that end with briefly getting nude. No touching, but at the rail (called "the rack" here) they put their racks…