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what drug is she on?

Meet a new to my club stripper. A latina born in mexico, moved to USA when 2, has a white chick accent, grew up in fargo ND. I initially thought she was a native american, but no, technically a latina.…

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Feds: Corrupt Detroit cop threw money at strippers, hair doc, cars

Detroit cops don't raid strip clubs. They make it rain. http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/detroit/2016/06/30/david-hansberry-strippers-corruption/86565480/

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Old timers

Ok so i've been reading the posts but i havent post myself before i would like to know who are the oldtimers in here and see if i can get some tips on the stripclub scene

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Juice

Level 10 Contributor Joined June 2011 Last Seen July 2016 Send a Message Platinum Lifetime VIP Membership, yes I'm a member of the Elite of TUSCL My IG account for pictures www.instagram.com/p/_F2qe8NQTP/ “I have fed you with milk, and not with meat: for hitherto ye…

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Best Club For Greasing Bouncers?

Fuck, I love greasing bouncers! What are the best clubs for it in the USA?

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Dork Quiz

Let's see if any of you faggots are big enough dorks to get this one. Today at work I had legitimate reason to type "(.*)|(.*)" at work. What was I doing? Hint : I was fucking that faggot _______

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Can you pay the DJ to play your song at follies ?

If so list below what I should request ?

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crazy joe drops rap single

https://youtu.be/9KXj4uFlqEI

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I only go to strip clubs for the lunch buffet

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Troll on Troll Violence Breaks My Heart

The trolls on this board have turned on each other. We now have trolls trolling trolls. So sad.

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Trollin with the wrong bait

The person formally known as my ATF apparently misses me aka my wallet. Texts from her have gotten mean and offensive, as if that would inspire me to see her. She had been so sweet in the beginning…

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I need some information.

I am excited to say, my wife has come to me and said we should go to a strip club. My wife has always been curious about the strip club atmosphere. And as funny as this sounds, so am…

Pure Gold

Oakville, Ontario

Good visit, average club

Went to Pure Gold on a Wednesday late afternoon for a beer and to see some dances and possibly get some private time. Beer was reasonably priced and the actual place was clean although the…

Ace Of Clubs

Catskill, New York

Good for the area

The place itself is what you expect to find for a strip club that is way out in cottage country of the wholesome Catskills. Looks like a small roadside strip club off a small…

Thorobred Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

This was a miss

It is possible that, as one previous review said, this place is hit or miss. In that case, it was a miss for me. I should say that I came in the middle of a…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Hopefully dancer quality has hit the bottom and can only go up from here.

Went to Penthouse around 10:30PM on a Friday a few weeks ago It was their "We are the best" party or something like that. They had a Pornstar feature and she was onstage when I…

The Landing Strip (was Forbidden Fruit)

Ronkonkoma, New York

Why not

Ok this a good club. If your a married man or have a gf then this isbthe place for you. Its clean and decent. Thenstage is right in your face and though u cant really…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Love this club

Was in Buffalo for business and decided to take the short drive over the border to the Sundowners. When you walk in it is a very welcoming environment. There were 15-20 girls on shift and…

Imperial Showgirls North Hills

North Hills, California

First time here ... Will come again.

Of the clubs I've been to this area, this is my favorite. Not because the girls are the hottest, or the extras are prevalent, but I was able to chill and have a good time.…

Sammy's on the Island

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Still underwhelmed by the lack of talent

Arrived at Sammy's at 9:30 pm for a quick drink to check out what I expected to be a marginal talent pool. It had been a few years since my last minute and I was…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Nice remodel

I went to Rio on a friday night. Rythem is one sexy chick. She probably isn't the prettiest girl in the club but she is the sexiest. A dish water blonde, thick cutie. If she…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

Sushi or Boobies?

Ill finally doing a review after coming here off and on for the last 3 years. The cub itself is beautiful, the girls are pretty and fun, bartender named Tuesday is the shit, makes great…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Typical Weekday

Went in on a Wednesday night and the place was bit slow. There used to $10 special on wednesday but not on this day. Management has always been not upto mark on advertising or promotions…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Dive Bar with Women

This place is an absolute must. You should definitely visit here. 10 dollar lapdances so your money goes along way. I can't believe I've lived here my whole life and never known about this joint…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Sapphire delivers

In Las Vegas for work meetings, and I hit up sapphire for some fun when I was able to get out early one afternoon. I wasn't sure what to expect, as my last few…

Alameda Strip

Los Angeles, California

Decent but much better out there

Visited this club on a Thursday night with a buddy and it was pretty much what I expected. If you like Latinas then this place is for you. Place is in a very industrial area…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

good time

Went in to the club and was greeting by several girls and one who I cant remember her name started to give me the Bogart handshake until I got real hard but I did not…

Cheeques

Linden, New Jersey

...

I visited this place on a Saturday night after midnight, had to park across the street in some companys parking space since there's was small and already full. First off there is no one at…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Laid back; not much going on

This was my fourth visit to Cheaters; I drive over from Orlando since clubs here are awful. The lay out is a main bar to the right when you walk in and the stage to…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Early Afternoon Visit

I unexpectedly had an hour on my hands early in the afternoon on a Wednesday and I decided to stop in and check out the daytime crew. The daytime crew is very much similar to…

The Pony

Evansville, Indiana

Good mileage

Again visited The Pony. This time on a Saturday noon from 2pm to 330pm. No cover. Just 8$ at the door which includes two drinks. No alcohol. Was given ice cubes with a hint of…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

bad time for a visit

I was driving from NYC to Boston so i had to make a pitstop at the semi-legendary Electric Blue and see what all the fuss was about. The only problem was that I would be…

Secrets Showgirls

El Monte, California

Just checking it out

I used the free pass, which I believe I had to pay $6. I also had to buy a drink inside, which was $7.50. The club is fucken dark with a square main stage with…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

Mixed Impression

I've visited this club for many years, before there was any lap dancing so have seen it go through quite a few changes. Visited recently for the first time in over a year and was…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

HiLiter delivers as usual

Stopped by the club on another trip to Phoenix (stayed over the wknd after a business trip). Nice selection of attractive ladies on a Saturday afternoon, the place was fairly crowded but not packed.…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Raid!

For those of us who do not live in Dayton, I am writing to pass along news of a recent event. I was in The Harem on July 7, and the dancers were still…

Lust Lounge

Portland, Oregon

sinclair's Review

I went to King’s Wild on a Saturday night. The parking lot was tight and difficult to maneuver through. There was a $3 cover charge. The club had maybe only a half dozen guys at…

Skin and Games

Portland, Oregon

sinclair's Review

I went to Club SinRock around 00:30 on a Saturday evening. There was a $5 cover and I was patted down for weapons by the bouncer. A Sincweiser was only $2. The interior of the…

Gold Diggers Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Best Strip Club Ever

I'm from the North east part of the States and this was my first time in Houston. I love black women and this club had evsry shape, shade and color. Arriving after midnight on Friday made…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Improving, fun

Unfortunately this is going to be a shorter review than usual because I don't have a lot of time, I am doing it on my phone, and my visit wasn't long. I've described the layout before…

Le Pigale

Gatineau, Quebec

Classic Quebec club

If you like French girls - this is your place! Classic traditional Quebec strip club. Friendly guy at the door will welcome you and charge 2-5$ cover, and help you find a good seat.…

Leather & Lace University

Charlotte, North Carolina

One or two diamonds in the rough

I was in town for work and my hotel was nearby, so I stopped by Leather and Lace on a Wednesday night. I'd never been by before so I didn't know what to expect. The…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

An example of a bad choice

When you decide to hit a strip club, and you are a daytime guy, then sometimes you make some bad choices, this is one of those times. Decided to stop by after a round…

Northpoint Exotic Dance Club

Peshtigo, Wisconsin

More than I was expecting

This was my first time there, and let me just saw in advance that the things I've heard about Northpoint were never particularly good. However, my visit left me pleasantly surprised. The club itself is…

The Palace

Birmingham, Alabama

The Palace

Arrived at the Palace at 1030, the cover charge was $10. Later as i looked at the foor it changed to a cover charge of $20. The main parking lot is gated at…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Welcome to Denver

Friday afternoon. My first time here as I have just moved to Denver. Club has been well described by others. The girls on shift were all 7s and 8s. Lots of skinny, spinner types. Lots…

Angels Erotic Lounge

Clearwater, Florida

Great for what it is

This place has been there for ever and is pretty great for what it is. Girls are usually pretty hot and it has that towny Florida bar feel. If you're a local or in the…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Great Saturday afternoon down the pub

For fans of: The Republican, Centerfolds, Handle Bar etc. As one of the girls dancing today put it, Penn's Port Pub is best described as a titty bar. As noted, the hours are strange (open…

Mr. Lucky's

Columbia, South Carolina

Touch Anywhere

It's had been a while since I'd been here but decided to stop one day after meetings in Columbia. I got there around 5:30 which was a plus because there was no cover, but there…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

A refreshing visit to EB

I have stopped by many times since I travel between NY/Hartford and Boston frequently and it is so convenient off of 84. I have been disappointed recently since there seemed to be many pushy, larger,…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

quick fix

Stopped by to help my buddy get out of a slump. He's been divorced and hasn't had any action in 2 years. I told him I know the perfect place to go. I gave him…

Foxy's Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Its just not my type

Ok i went with a friend took a 6 pack of corona we get in 15 bucks at the door dances are 20 the have vip tables for 50 upstairs if u do a floor…

Club 1245

Tallmadge, Ohio

Slow night

Stopped in wed night around 9pm or so. Place was dead. Few dancers and fewer customers. The 4 or five girls working were all AA. Some were too large...very large.…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Needed a Bandaid on It

I arrived just after 1 pm, as I wanted the off for lunch group to be finished. Parking was available next to building and I counted only 6 other cars in the lot. Entered club…

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Crazyjoe goes truck shoping

https://youtu.be/0NLp0Z-pcrg

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Best blowjob ever!

The whole blowjob scene is incredible, but especially the final eight minutes of the scene. If I found a girl that could suck my dick like that, I would give her all my money! Thank you Asa Akira! http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1606228407

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OTC - masseuse?

Wanted to share an experience today and get any thoughts you may have. For a while now have been wanting to schedule a massage therapy session and decided Friday would be the day. Basically when online Thursday night, did a…

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Best Club In L.A.

My last thread about the best clubs to visit in Phoenix was a success ( thank you to those who contributed). I visited HiLiter and Christie's Tempe in one night, and will leave reviews as soon as I'm not typing…

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Calling Ricky Boy Out

Ricky Boy has never been to a tuscl circle jerk and I have belief that is Review's fake and his system a scam. Prove your real and your Review's and system has credibility you faggot. If no response and a no show…

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Dont tell me im the only dude on tuscl that jews dancers

Over paying is overrated

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Does follies offer 2-4-1 ever few hours with a free tee shirt ?

I love collecting shirts I can't wear but I love the deal...that be like $5 lappers with ultra mile high Denver Broncos shit

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Plan B

No, I'm not talking about the abortion pill, though I'm sure more than a few of us have had to tack another $40 onto the end of an encounter to pay for an "accident." I am talking about having…

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[Slightly OT] New Vanity Fair Article on Sugaring

http://tinyurl.com/hwemhdx Slightly off-topic since I see many local strippers on Seeking Arrangement, and others I've talked with have been on SA. Title of the article calls sugaring prostitution, and I agree if the age difference is more than about a…

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bathroom troll refuses to give me towels

I went to a SC near me. First time there, but its not my fav local SC. This SC opened in a former "ultra lounge" nightclub and it is closed monday through wed. The bouncers all wear black polo tshirts…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Continues to impress

After an uninspired recon mission to Porthole, I headed to my new "go to" DD. This was a Wed evening appx 7 pm. I believe this was the lull between the afternoon crowd…

Lips

San Juan, Puerto Rico

Nothing Amazing

This club is nice but not great. The size is not what I expected... it is small, just one stage with one pole, a single VIP area, and a few private rooms in the back.…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

day time fun

This place is different in the day and night. This is a day time review. this is a go to place forme to get away from monotony of married life. Anyhow, the day time is…

Gentlemens Club

Zanesville, Ohio

Back at the Gentleman's Club

I was coming through Zanesville after a late supper on my way home from Southern Ohio and remembered this place opened at 8 PM. I usually pass this way earlier in the evening before they…

Lady Godiva's

Taylors, South Carolina

Cheap and Dirty

The club: Might be closed now, drove by and saw a for sale sign, so call ahead to make sure they are open. Not the cleanest place and smoking is allowed so be prepared for…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Good times here

Alright so this place has seen some updates since I was last here. First off though it is $10-$15 dollars to get in after 6 (otherwise sometimes it is free if they know it…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Worth a shot

Stopped by this place early evening midweek. Plenty of parking however it's right on a major highway so theres no way to hide your car. Upon entering the place is clean and atmosphere is pretty…

Pole Position

Mays Landing, New Jersey

Not again

Decided to give this place a try since it reopened under its new name. The reminded the interior and cleaned it up a bit...trying to be more upscale. Ample parking right on the highway with…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Random Monday Visit

Parking was sufficient as usual. I was very surprised to see less than 10 dancers with only the main stage lit up on this Monday evening. The side stage did not have its light on.…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Not overly thrilled

After reading a number of reviews, I figured I would give this club a try. A couple of weeks ago, I had a Sunday afternoon free, and decided to stop on by. When…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Expensive, but only for privacy.

Thursday night, most of the girls were black. The place is a small run down hole in the wall but the staff seemed very friendly. That's unusual for most of the places I've visited where…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Pleasantly surprised

After going to Paradizzos multiple times, I decided to come down to Vic's. It's more or less the same, but these girls LATCH onto you. It was honestly super hot for me, but it definitely…

Blue Parrot Cabaret

Morgantown, West Virginia

Why Not.

Well, I was back in Motown for the premiere of Range 15 and afterwards I thought "I have yet been to the Blue Parrot yet". So after I had a bite to eat and stopped…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Strip Club Vet

This place is one of my favorite little spots to hang out at when I'm visiting in town. At a glance, it's easy to miss as the front of the building looks very similar to…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

not a good experience

This is my first time among hundreds of strip clubs that I saw police checking the club. It was awkward. Anyways, I found completely filled club Thursday midnight with just $5 cover. Very attractive girls…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Bucks Wild

Bucks Wild AT about 4:39 pmI called to see if they were open this early. The girl that answered the phone said they had 22 girls and that they all danced nude. So I went…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Just ok...

If you were to visit any club in America, you could say that you had visited Club O. There really isn't anything special or spectacular about this club that sets it apart from the…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

A Chicago Institution

This place is huge, and not like Atlantis huge, but its big. If you're in Chicago's north side, you should definitely check it out, and here's why..... The staff is professional, not thugs…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

Decent ROI

It had been some time since I'd visited Cheerleaders, and my experiences here have been mixed, so it was with some uncertainty that I stopped by on a weekday afternoon last week. As usual, the…

Gigi Lounge

Brook Park, Ohio

Felt very welcomed

My boyfriend and I visited here on July 7,2016. As a female, I realize some clubs are taken back by a female visiting a club. Gigi's was NOT that club. From the second we sat…

Jill's Lounge And Gentlemens Club

Valley Grove, West Virginia

Not bad

Stopped by on a Tuesday evening. First time there. The club sits across from a truck stop right off the interstate. Plenty of parking. The club itself is not bad but nothing fancy. Plenty of…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Sad

Stopped in Chicago, just to take a quick peep. When I first started going to TJ, this was in my rotation with HK and AB. Usually would have a beer, watch some stage…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

A Dive Bar Experience

La Chambre is your basic dive bar with topless dancers--NTTAWWT. In Detroit with some time to kill between the end of my meeting and my hotel check-in time, and stopped by this place.…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Expensive good time

$7 valet parking is mandatory (plus $3 tip). $10-15 cover charge at night depending on if it is the weekend or not. Very expensive with food and drink prices. Lap dances are $25/song…

New York New York Cabaret

Franklin, Ohio

New York New York Cabaret

First time there in a few years and went on a Monday afternoon. There was no cover when I was went there, probably got there before they start collecting, I think its normally $5.…

Foxy's Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Great place, newly renovated

Great dancers and atmosphere, friendly staff. Went with two friends and the place was quiet on a Thursday until midnight when it picked up. After 2am it really picked up. Friendly girls and lots…

Nite Life

Lexington, Kentucky

East is Open

CAMELOT EAST IS OPEN AND STILL SELLING ALCOHOL! Now the rumors all over Lexington is that the club is closed, or they lost their liquor license. Simply not true. Since East is a much…

Midnight Express

Cornersville, Tennessee

Exit 22 is dead....RIP

Visited exit 22 and found out the Watering hole has closed, so the Midnight Express is the only game in town. $5 cover, Beers were 3$. There were 40 customers and 6 dancers all…

Sin City Cabaret

Edgewater, New Jersey

Fun Spot

Definitely a fun place to go drink with friends and enjoy pretty girls dancing. The club itself is really nice and has a bar as soon as you walk in with seating around and the…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Wild yet Underwhelming?

It is a sight to see, Portlands vegan strip club, known for being wild and having two way contact. Pricing is steep but the girls let you touch everything non crotch area. On a late…

The Office Gentlemen's Club

Worcester, Massachusetts

Solid club

I've been to the Riviera Show Club a few times and it's a pretty nice place. You walk down a tunnel to get into the club which was kind of confusing the first time I…

Lulu's

Cleveland, Ohio

After being closed since last fall...

After being closed since last fall Bugsy's Cleveland has reopened as Lulu's. Same owner as before, same dive bar, same low quality out of shape dancers. I accidently discovered it had reopened when I saw…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

really dead

There was not much going on. There were long waits between dances and not many dancers hanging out. Two older and not very attractive dancers asked be for lap dances but I wasn't enticed.…

Fox Haven

Cleveland, Ohio

It's been a year since I...

It's been a year since I reviewed this club although I did a walk through another time before this a few months ago. This visit warranted another walk through and out but I sat down…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Stopped in Saturday about 9:00. They...

Stopped in Saturday about 9:00. They had a very diverse group working including a couple of hot brunettes and an older blonde with a great boob joob. They also had a couple of girls working…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

My first visit

A few weeks ago I was in the area and decided to give this place a try. I have passed it for several years and finally I had the urge to see what was…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Best strip club

I finally got around to visit for the first time HK.. As a happy married man I just go for the entertainment and it's definitely worth it..crossing the border to tijuana for the first time…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Lazy thursday

Stopped in around in the afternoon. This place is a bright pink building that needs updating on the exterior. The parking lot is large and parking is free which is a definite plus.…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

I...

I used to go to Chica's fairy often a couple of years ago. There were some attractive Black girls I frequented who were extremely high mileage. …

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Day shift

Visited a few Fridays ago but haven't had chance to write review. This was mid day, when you can expect maybe 10 to 12 on shift. I sat on the couches in the back…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Strike two

Arrived at approximately 3 pm ...no cover...and took general seating near stage.....2 dances on stage at a time....both lacked a bit of muscle tone...as opposed to waitress who was quite hot. Bottle beer only at…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Dissapointed long time regular

This place just isn't what it used to be. This used to be my go-to club whether it was to just relax, get a back rub, have a few drinks or if it was to…

Southern Comfort Lounge

Eldridge, Iowa

Possible Farewell Visit to SoCo

I may have made my last trip to SoCo (a laid back Wednesday evening). It seems to have run its course for me, but that is no fault of the clubs. This place has remained…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Great time for the money

Got out of work early, showed up around 1pm on a Wednesday, $5 dances. Got Vip and went straight to the back. The club was in decent shape. Pretty much what you would expect.…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

Steak and Naked Ladies!?

The Acropolis is known as much for its super cheap beef dinners as much as having dancers. The food is decent enough and it has a pretty dive bar quality to it. Makes it easy…

Fantasy Castle

Signal Hill, California

A nice relaxed place for a nice relaxed time

Stopped in here on a whim after driving home from LA after work. Place was very relaxed. I was fine with the $10 cover, No drink minimum and drinks are cheap anyway so when that's…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Centerfolds

Was traveling through town and decided to see what was up at Centerfolds. I've reviewed the club before, and it really is a favorite of mine for a combination of dive-bar atmosphere, good to…

Tease

Kokomo, Indiana

A rainy night at Tease

Stopped in on a Monday night to get out of the storm passing through. There were 6-7 girls on shift but only 2 actually working the floor. The first was the girl next door type…

The Living Room Dayton

New Carlisle, Ohio

Nice place, but pasties

We stopped in there one evening while we were out looking for something to do. It was a very clean place, and being a craft beer fan, I thought this would be a good…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Used to be great when it was topless

This was always our favorite club. My wife and I would attend from time to time, and she would go with a girlfriend on Saturday's sometimes for the Executive Hunks. She called me…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

My kind of place

Of the clubs I've been too in the Phoenix area, this is my favorite. Not because the girls are the hottest, or the extras are prevalent, but I was able to chill and have a…

Le Pigale

Gatineau, Quebec

Great

I had the pleasure of visiting Le Pigale on a recent trip to the capital region. I visited several Ottawa/Gatineau clubs and I have to say that Le Pigale was the highlight. I arrived mid…

Scarlett’s Rose

Round Rock, Texas

Quick visit to Ricks

Visited last week on Wednesday evening. It was not very crowded. Paid the entry charges of $10. There were roughly 12 to 15 dancers. I did not visit the vip section. The main area has 2…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

deja vu all over again!

So it's been over a year since the wife untied the ball & chain and let me go out to a strip club with my pals, and we headed back to deja vu where I…

Northpoint Exotic Dance Club

Peshtigo, Wisconsin

weeknight review

first time at this club, decided to stop on my way from UP to GB. arrived around 6:30 on a tuesday and there were about 8 or 9 girls working and a dozen customers, which…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Newbies got the memo

After some dry trips and frustration with some newbies not understanding the game, some recent trips had my head spinning! Straight to the names (skipping the lames). Dior--fine dark chocolate spinner. She isn't DTF but…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

A Gentleman's Compromise

So a friend and I were in Las Vegas from California from 7/1 through 7/3 and of course we partied it up. We won big at blackjack and at dollar slots all three days and…

Roxxies

Paterson, New Jersey

I went to go check out...

I went to go check out Roxxies. I had to park on the street, parking wasnt bad though. When I went in, no cover charge. There were a few guys there. The bartender…

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Link to Dallas police shooting

https://www.rt.com/usa/350047-police-shot-dallas-protest/ Posted it here if anyone interested. I do not support anyone shooting others unless it's self defense or to defend our country in a war. I don't think a civil war has started yet although if our government gets out of control,…

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News from Follies

After my 9 week absence due to medical problems I made my return to Follies Thursday afternoon. A lot of new faces but I managed to find some of my old favorites and took one of them to VIP. Now…

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Safest way to eat pussy

This product makes getting oral herpes almost impossible. http://lickibrush.com/ Weekend challenge. Bring one of these to tha club. I, obviously, haven't been out of the house for a while.

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Suburban Chicago OTC P4P 2 AMer

This might not have started as an OTC following a strip club visit -- although when facts are disclosed, it may well have been. So many lessons contained herein . . . Palos homeowner had woman over for paid sex…

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License Plate

Bought a new car over the holiday weekend. Tried to get 'TUSCL' on the license plate but it was rejected. Other suggestions for a cool 'TUSCL' related plate?

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Table side LDK at Follies ?

Is the table side grind good enough to make a man LDK ?

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This is fucked up

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/07/07/minn-cop-fatally-shoots-man-during-traffic-stop-aftermath-broadcast-on-facebook/ Who will save us from ass hole cops. Get your gun licensed

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Saturday August 20th at follies day shift ?

How's that sound for a meeting ? I can definitely make that trip.

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College Humor - Strip Clubs Suck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUuFsfdGrYw

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What will Shailyn and Juice do together?

Ride a tandem bike together? Hold hands while skipping to the Ice cream shop? Put suntan lotion on each other at the beach? Curl up in a blanket and netflix and chill? Just kidding!

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OT: This shit is getting out of control

Another black man shot dead - after a routine traffic stop - the victim's GF captured the aftermath on her cell ph after her BF was shot and the cop just seemed out of it: http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/minn-cop-fatally-shoots-black-man-during-traffic-stop-aftermath-broadcast-on-facebook/ar-BBu22Up?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartandhp

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Rech

He quit because he was embarrassed that he wears diapers

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Who else would like to club with the real juice ?

Shailynn is meeting me on the 29th of July. I'm technically off the 27, 28 and 29 of July. John Smith has expressed ideas of coming down to see us. If theirs others that would enjoy meeting make a comment…

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I've been gone

I've been gone for a while so i'm confused. Is dougster really alive and back or is it just some troll. Anything else i've missed?

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Stripper hurt when car crashes into club

Oh my...this IS a ghetto strip club though! SUV crashes into gentleman's club in S. Phoenix following fight between 2 patrons. Driver flees. http://www.azfamily.com/story/32391206/vehicle-slams-into-gentlemans-club-in-phoenix (Sent from 3TV Phoenix News)

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Home Movies

I put in a dvd to watch a movie and relax. The dvd has a frame that says to shut off your cell phones during the movie....why? I am at home. I can leave the door open when I shit…

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CALLING OUT JUICE - I WILL BE IN ASHEVILLE JULY 29TH & 30TH

At the last TUSCL meeting in Detroit the topic of "Juice" came up. I didn't realize but some gentlemen at the TUSCL meeting (who know far more about clubbing and this discussion board than I ever will) mentioned nobody is sure…

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What happened to steve229 ?

Did he pull an Alucard on us or something?

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What if ? No more extras

Most of us engage in "extra" activities inside and outside the club. It dominates the conversation on this board. For the guys on here that go to "no extras" clubs, they also seem to push the envelope for retarded people. Would…

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What is your method?

What is your method on bringing up Pay 4 Play? Do you suggest it inside the club or set up dinner or something outside club to discuss it? Are you direct and just ask? What exactly do you say when…

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Is it worth it?

I have read the reviews of Lust, Scores "trophy club", PP. And am wondering if it is still worth clubing in Greenville

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Which TUSCLers have tried to meet but failed?

MrDeuce's topic of "Which TUSCLers would you like to hang out with?" made me think of something else. Who have you tried to meet a failed. Two come to mind quickly. First and foremost a dancer friend of shadows, Chrystal(sp?) while…

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[OT] Job Interviews

Questions you've felt tempted to ask at a job interview but decided it was best to refrain from? 1) So are there alot of good looking girls at this company?

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2 girls lap dance

Just curious do you think clubs would be ok with someone bringing in another girl during a lap dance. It's a long story but she's my former atf and I'm thinking of trying this idea. I sort of have a…

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New Style Strip Club

Club Name: Mexico City Facility: Outdoors, more sunny than TJ or San Diego Skin Level: Mini Dresses and High Heels VIP Room: Your Own Apartment Dance Menu: Runs from quickies, to extended sessions including making food and multiple rounds,…

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i had to tell charlie sheen he was partying to much

i really helped him out after his crazy breakdown on the 2 1/2 men. he called me up and said "phil ive got the tiger blood" and i said "charlie my friend youve got the goos that lays the gold…

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Strip Club Convenience

How far is the closest club to where you live? Do you go to this club regularly? The closest club to me is a 5 minute drive. I've only been there a couple of times though because it sucks.

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Dating civvie Latinas

While I was wintering in South Florida a few years back, it was like heaven down there with all the various Latina nationalities on display on the streets, restaurant and clubs. I met this one one afternoon out by the…

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Which TUSCLers would you like to hang out with?

I know this has been discussed before, but personnel and tastes change over time, so I'll ask again: Which TUSCLers would you like to hang out with and why? My list: papi_chulo: a very nice, helpful, and informative…

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OT: The all-purpose word

"Fuck" is the all-purpose word of the English language. It or forms of it can be a verb, noun, adjective, adverb, expletive, and "flavoring particle". Then there's this: http://www.ehowa.com/showpicture.shtml?image=fuckcard.jpg

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Contact and Clothing Rules

What are the rules for lap dance contact and the rules about how little girls can wear in Maryland? Answers for every state would be nice, but specifically Maryland

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Fruit

No this isn't about SJGuy although he fully qualifies as a fruit and a nut. I'm speaking of the fruit that grows on trees. I love that stuff especially this time of year when the supermarkets are overflowing with fruit.…

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NBA Superteams

What the fuck is happening? It's funny the NBA tried to stop Superteams from happening a few years back and now they're letting it go full force. Yes we all know about Golden State, but have you seen what San Antonio…

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Fuck ! She has a Apple

Fuck. The girl wasa beautiful. She was also funny and great to talk to. And then she swallowed a drink a bought her and I noticed that she had a fucking Adam's Apple. Fuck!! So I fucked her

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Miami Stripper Attempts To Bribe Her Way Out Of Speeding Ticket On Camera

http://theinterrobang.com/miami-stripper-attempts-bribe-way-speeding-ticket-camera/

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Emerging from the jungle

Emerging from the Central American jungle after a month of searching for the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, I return to find TUSCL has changed: 1. Dougster is back 2. JS69 is strangely quiet 3. SJG is writing short posts However,…

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The men that ask for extras

they get on my nerves and I wish I had a slime bucket hanging from the club ceiling ready to spill on someone anytime they asked for some extras.

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ATF

Well I guess I will have to start again looking for a new CF to replace my CF/ATF. I wish I listened to Papi and the rest of you on here more. My ATF of 3 months who was different…

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Juice sent me an email

He's ok. Hanging with P-Nemesis. Possible tour together http://www.missinfo.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/funkmasterflexactionbronson.jpg

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How to tell an ATF I'm taking a break from the hobby...

Meursault's SC retirement topic came at a perfect time and got me thinking about my current quasi related predicament. I've always been come and go when it comes to this hobby, taking breaks of 6 months or even more…

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Dealbreakers

What are some dealbreakers (as far as physical appearance) on a stripper for you? I have 3 major ones •flat ass •saggy tits •skinny girls with the beer bellies If a stripper has any one of these three things I won't get a dance from…

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Rech sent me an e-mail. He's okay

I'm OK https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=moms+basement+hacker&view=detailv2&&id=07EFC1FA9D6515B3EB3CCEBECDB74B716BE71692&selectedIndex=3&ccid=U2bgN6hH&simid=608012755647465826&thid=OIP.M5366e037a8473b752d8981ed90e84b6eo0

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What I want...What she wants

Take the TUSCL vs SW free form prose challenge. It think the structure is easily discerned. Here's my entry: What I want: a 24 year old nymphomaniac that will look in my eyes as she blows me while I…

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Like liquid candy

how many of u like to drink straigt ameretto? i like it cuz its like liquid candy

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Contemplating SC Retirement

My ATF claims she is hanging up the sparkly shoes in a few months. I believe her. She has the stink of impending nuptials all over her. This leads me to wonder if I should retire from the SC…

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FBI fail.... Obviously Hillary's server was scrubbed too clean for them

They should have hired Rech

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Video that broke the Internet: topless jumping jacks #1 and #2

It's not busty blasians doing jumping jacks, but here is busty white chick Brooke Wylde (36E-26-37) getting topless in a park and eventually doing a few (for about 6 seconds). One big ol' titty comes out to play at…

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Polyester

Is polyester where it's at? And how much more important is it to wear black instead of blue?

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Nastiest thing a dancer has ever said (from StripperWeb)

And you think the strippers say fucked up shit to US... thought you might enjoy some of the gems strippers say to each other "if the only way you can get a dance, is by taking a drunk guy im not…

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Music

Do you have any good music recommendation for fun times in the hotel room?

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great vid must watch!!!

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=917257285 Wow great video.

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Happy 5th cause im a rebel lol

http://imgbox.com/g/ViPZpgpwc6

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Fatal alligator attack. Alcohol may have been involved!

www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Fatal-alligator-attack-in-Orange-is-first-in-two-6365674.php If you see a sign saying "no swimming alligators" and somebody tells you there is a huge alligator in the area it is non-brilliant to go swimming. It is possible that he was confused by the absence of a comma…

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Up in da UP

Hey, peeps, I'm heading waaay the fuck up North. I'm glad to say there actually is a strip club in our Upper Peninsula. https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=204 Maybe the bears stop in. I'm not getting any lappers from them !!

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Louisville 2AMer.

LOUISVILLE, Ky. —One person was taken to the hospital after an overnight shooting in south Louisville. The shooting happened at about 2:30 a.m. at Déjà Vu on Taylor Boulevard, near Longfield Avenue. Police said one man was found with a gunshot wound. He…

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Why announce? "Specific poster --> ignore"

No disrespect but one of the oddest phenomena here at TUSCL. There is invariably some poster, potentially a troll, that posts some goofy short bus stuff and somebody will announce that they don't like it and say they're ignoring them.…

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two way full contact

I've been to Mons Venus recently and looking for more clubs with two way full contact. I did some google search and it seems like canada is the place to visit next. I was hoping to a place…

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Sadie

To my fellow New England clubbers: I need some help.I'm looking for a dancer named Sadie.I last saw her at Mario's in 2014. Then she disappeared. Poof. Stopped working,stopped talking to even her closest friends at the club. I figured…

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I got used for sex

I rarely ever take a girl out who is over 16, nevermind 21. But last night I crossed the 21 threshold with a girl who was easily the hottest dancer on Graig's List. Lush, soft and slightly curvy in all…

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Got dumped so im back

it rly sucks to get dumpd on 4th of july doesnt it? i guess its back to candy n porno 4 me. i rly need to smoke mor pot now how many of u have been dumped recently? shouldnt a nice…

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Video that broke the Internet: hula hoop #5

Here is some fine hula hooping by Sweet Yurizan Beltran, who really was quite sweet and natural looking ten years ago before she had too much plastic surgery, including a botched boob job. She starts out topless but quickly…

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Guys not to approach (From stripperweb)

Here's the kinds of guys the stripperweb girls say not to approach. You fit any of these? https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?183171-Customers-not-to-approach 1. The guy that as soon as you sit down gets a dirty perv look on his face and…

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Woman makes top and skirt from donated pubic hair.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mum-makes-bizarre-pubic-hair-8350192?ICID=ref_fark

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A reminder that ricky boy is a faggot

Title says all

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Screamers, gigglers, grunters, breathers...

Not sure if it's a cultural thing or due to being raised in close quarters but this Asian chick acts like she stifles a desire to scream. She won't talk about it. She's fun as all hell.…

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Fuck White Knights...

up their pasty white rumps. That is all.

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Why are razor blades made in German the gold standard?

I dunno, those fuckers almost invented a victory during the war

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Toe Curl

I'm in VIP and the dancer is facing the curtain while grinding away. I'm wearing flip-flops. She notices my toes curl, quickly stands up and says, "you're not going to get any of that shit on me!". Stopped…

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How's the weather in your hood on this July 4th ?

92 down here in Miami - but sunny as hell to where the sun stings - the heat-index is 104 according to Weather.com - we'd had a lot of rain the last 3 or 4 days kinda helping out w/…

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Club Ad!

After reading the reviews today looks like there were and abnormal amount of club ads. I wonder if the slow holiday has given more time for managers to stroke their club for patrons? I wish this was like Yelp and the…

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Nina Just Had a Lapgasm

And she didn't even need any help. Kevin Durant signs with the Golden State Warriors. Oh my

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4th of July?

From your guys experience would a Monday night 4th of July night be slower than a normal Monday night at the strip club? I was thinking about going but thought there may be alot less girls than normal being a…

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Joey Chestnut or Matt Stonie?

Ya know, after eating 60+ hog dogs, they have to come out one way or another. Both ways seem sickening

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No ho like an old ho

A while back I was in a club waiting for the person formally known as my ATF. It was slow and no one on stage. There was a dancer I'd talked to a couple times at the bar.…

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What retard act will win the Gong Show?

Also currently known as the TUSCL discussion board

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Face recognition v memory

So if a dancer you've repeatedly turned away gets mad and won't even make eye contact after that, sees you the next time In the club and brightens up and acts really nice, either she recognizes you but doesn't remember…

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Networking

We know about strip r web. No doubt dancers know about this sight. If dancers weren't such flaky, competitive back biters, and organized like real world business associates, studied our weaknesses and exploited them, we'd be screwed, and not…

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Sabotaging competition

Ever have a dancer run off her competition by lying to them about you, or by lying to you about them? Has a dancer ever threatened you or enlisted someone to threaten you on her behalf? Used extortion or…