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Do a favor for your favorite

Baby stripper lives in Detroit but started stripping in Jackson. She wanted to feel out the scene and didn't want anyone to know. Now she wants that Detroit money. She was suppose to be at work at 5 on Saturday. Only problem is it's 2:30, her stripper gear is in Jackson, and it's a 2.5-3 hour trip not taking Michigan football traffic into consideration.

So she calls me up and pleads with me to get her stuff and meet her in Ypsi. I live 20 minutes from Jackson, Michigan is leading 35-7 at half time, my wife is being a bitch, and the kids are being a pita too. Hell yeah baby stripper, whatever you want, I'll do it. I head to her old club, talk to the manager, manager calls baby stripper to make sure, and then she takes me to the locker room. Which locker? Baby stripper doesn't know, just the general location, so I try her combo on two locks, the manager tries a couple and got it. I clean out all her stuff.

Two strippers walk in and start getting ready for the day. They ask me whats going on. I tell them I'm quitting because I can't make any money here. One of them suggests I shave my beard! I explain baby stripper is quitting. "Did she get in trouble again?" "Is she going back to the other club?" I just tell them I don't know.

So I drive her shit to Ypsi, get caught in football traffic as expected. She's very appreciative and offers me $100 off our next otc. I like that! She gets her stuff and heads to work. She makes it with 20 minutes to spare.


So this falls way outside of the typical stripper favor tthat I've been asked to do. Mostly get asked for money, to pay a bill, or a ride. Those requests are pretty infrequent. What sort of favors have you done for a stripper?

24 comments

  • gammanu95
    8 years ago
    Brought 'em dinner from McDonalds across the street. How generous, I know. But it was a no-extras bikini club biker bar in Chicagoland, so its not like I had a lot of motivation.
  • mufdvr
    8 years ago
    I had know a stripper for about 8 years and became good friends with benefits. When her 16 year old son got into trouble and her old man was in jail (not the father of her son) I would take her son to his court dates...she was very appreciative..
  • chessmaster
    8 years ago
    I wouldn't have.
  • shailynn
    8 years ago
    Pay a health insurance bill, plane tickets, let her stay in my hotel room. Give free advice on what normal adults would do in situations. Nothing too wild.

    That was a good story btw.
  • Subraman
    8 years ago
    I wrote a resume for one. She'd quit the business, and wanted a resume that reflected her pre-stripping experience (waitress), plus a whale of hers who owned his own business said he'd vouch for her as an employee at his business during her stripping years.
  • jackslash
    8 years ago
    "Two strippers walk in and start getting ready for the day. They ask me whats going on. I tell them I'm quitting because I can't make any money here."

    Ace!
  • K
    8 years ago
    Confirm her alibi , I did not lie but I was very concerned that telling the police I had been with her would result in me being arrested or publicly embarrassed. They accepted my statement and my credit card bill when I got it a few weeks later. I never found out what they suspected she did. The less I knew the better.

    Let one stay at my place for a few days when she was between apartments.

    quite a few other favors over the years.


  • Papi_Chulo
    8 years ago
    Took her grocery shopping (she didn't have $$$ nor a way to get to the store) so her and her two toddlers would have food (fridge at home was empty, saw-it myself), spent about $300 (she needed a lot of shit & didn't have anything at home & she had some issues getting her food-stamps which she subsequently resolved about a month later).

    Many of these girls need help w/ all sorts of things.
  • Papi_Chulo
    8 years ago
    Gave her $$$ b/c she needed to make about a 3-hr car-trip to go back-home for her dad's funeral - gave her the $$$ & found out sometime later thru her older sister that it was a lie & their father had not passed away.
  • jackslash
    8 years ago
    I'm too embarrassed to tell you all the favors I've done for my ATF. The only thing I can say in my defense is I'm not as bad as Gawker.
  • Dolfan
    8 years ago
    Most of the time they just ask me if they can come over. When they're there, sometimes its dinner, to stay the night, or a ride somewhere. I once was asked to pick up a takeout order on my way into a club, which I did do. I was asked to run to the liquor store to pick up a bottle, which I didn't do.

    The most PL'ish one I honored would probably be the girl who asked me to escort her to bunch of clubs so she could check them out and see which she'd like & would hire her. We didn't negotiate anything in advance, but I drove & paid for everything but the dances she got. She came over after for no additional charge. She ended up staying at her old club.
  • s88
    8 years ago
    Non-$ favors are fine, never give $. For $ they have to work. Their stories are untrustable if they take cash. A bum walks saying he is hungry, didnt eat all day, anything you can spare, you give a bum food and he cusses you out and chucks it far away. Strippers are the same way.
  • JohnSmith69
    8 years ago
    I go to the liquor store and buy alcohol for the DS. But alcohol makes her more of a slut, so it's for me as much as for her. Ive also run out to the store and bought her tampons on blow job night.
  • larryfisherman
    8 years ago
    This stripper I met at Sapphires, I've flown her out to LA a couple of times to hang with me.
  • clubdude
    8 years ago
    Bought her dinner at the club. I'm cheap when it comes to paying for stuff for strippers!
  • Beaver_Hunter
    8 years ago
    I have to say, taking her son to court dates, paying for health insurance, writing a resume, and the groceries are all much more altruistic than my my favor. Some around here say you can't be paying for pussy and honestly want to help her. I disagree.
  • ellocohombre
    8 years ago
    "Fuck my friend, I want you to be her first American man". That was a request I could not deny.
  • 99Bitches
    8 years ago
    I once held a strippers hair while I face fucked her. Dies that count as a favor?
  • twentyfive
    8 years ago
    No 99 but it shows that you are a nice guy....................;)
  • magicrat
    8 years ago
    I once got a dance from a fellow dancer of my fav when she needed the $. I didn't much care for this dancer which is why it was a favor.

    I also got a new dancer's first dance as a favor for another favorite. Late my fav told me she never came back after that first day. I wonder why?
  • scatterbrain
    8 years ago
    She wasn't a favorite, but a friend of favorite. I paid off a small college loan that lingering over head so she could re-establish her credit and go back to school. And yes, I know it when for the college loan because I wired it directly to the school holding the loan.
  • billyba
    8 years ago
    a lot of these girls will ask for stuff just to see if you will do it the more you do the worse it will get until she's got you tied in knots ... let us know if you gives you that $100 off. They tend to "forget" about stuff like that lol.
  • Papi_Chulo
    8 years ago
    Yeah, doing favors for many a stripper is like quicksand
  • Jascoi
    8 years ago
    quicksand. true. I helped out a girl that blew out her fake boobs in a rollover car accident. i loaned her 3500 for another boob job. she is slowly working it off. comes to my place and I get to fuck her bareback for $40. she's a nice girl with a drug problem and can't hold down dancing at a single club right now. I think she likes her freedom from having to work someplace. however... I would like to see her be responsible and consistent working at a club.
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