Strip club intended to offer 'mother-in-law death packages'

jackslash
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Q. What is the ideal weight for your mother-in-law?

A. 4.7 lbs including the urn.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-south…

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  • jackslash
    8 years ago
    A man and his wife walk into a bar and see 6 men beating up the man's mother-in-law.
    The wife says to her husband, "Aren't you going to help?"
    The man replies, "No. Six of them are enough."
  • RandomMember
    8 years ago
    Famous anagram (re-arrangement of letters to spell something else):

    Mother-In-Law -> Woman Hitler
  • RandomMember
    8 years ago
    My mother in law is okay, actually.
  • londonguy
    8 years ago
    That's Northerners for you, they'll celebrate anything. Eeh bah gum.
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