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Founder has eyes everywhere...and makes a comedy out of it

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TiburonEvery woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?

So you know at the bottom of every page it says "The Ultimate Strip Club List" and right under that is a random quote. Well apparently OG Da Juice main and many black activist threads made a good mark on this site with funny quotes to match:

Where not only black lives matter but black strippers matter also

Getting lap dances on a budget of KFC fried chacken.

And no I didn't edit this at all, this is all Founder randomize quotes

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Tiburon

Don't worry founder, I find this a hoot. Keep up the awesome work.

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Dominic77

--> "Home of the best Indian Movers." LMAO!

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RandomMember

Sounds more like Rech -- head of both R@D and web development at TUSCL.

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NinaBambina

"Where not only black lives matter but black strippers matter also"

LOL! That's hilare... I have never noticed this but thanks for sharing. Now I'm going to start looking at the bottom of the page for quotes all the time!

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NinaBambina

I refreshed the page, now it's "where the weed made me do it." Lol

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NinaBambina

"A safe place to cry about your failures."

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Dominic77

--> "Where winners post.

--> "Where strippers show us their tits (at least the cool ones)."

:)

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flagooner

So Nina isn't a cool one?

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lopaw

That Founder is awfully zany.

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sharkhunter

Here's one I just saw.

Where creating 1,000 different threads asking about OTC is alright alright alright

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sharkhunter

Advance theory in chasing strippers.

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sharkhunter

The ultimate strip club list

Great advice for bad choices.

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sharkhunter

Where an 18 y/o DS is not out of your reach.

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sharkhunter

The Ultimate Strip Club List

We're Juice Crew Approved.

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sharkhunter

The Ultimate Strip Club List

Just save your money and drive to Follies.

Now I feel like I've seen a targeted ad.

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Tiburon

I LMAO so hard at all the quotes posted. Excellent work boys.

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jackslash

"See, you're not all that pathetic."

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Dominic77

Damn you desertscrub, I haven't seen that on yet! That's awesome.

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ButterMan

I remember once it said " were the guys texting the stripper next to you"

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sharkhunter

The Ultimate Strip Club List

Where every dick is huge and no stripper gets splooged on.

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sharkhunter

The Ultimate Strip Club List

Where you learn to never pay up Front

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sharkhunter

The Ultimate Strip Club List

Getting lap dances on a budget of KFC fried chacken.

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Mr. Ed

The Ultimate Strip Club List

No, I did not get any in your hair

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seaboardrr

"Where 4 out of 5 posts are from a juice alias."

That one showed up at the bottom of this thread for me. How appropriate.

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whodey

The Ultimate Strip Club List

Come for the lap dances, stay for the extras.

The Ultimate Strip Club List

You thought stripclubs were just about lapdances? au contraire.

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whodey

The Ultimate Strip Club List

Brought to you by the usual gang of idiots.

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Dominic77

--> "Where the Woman Card is a $20 bill."

^^^I'm going to spend me some Tubmans. :)

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shadowcat

"Just save your money and drive to Follies." OK. :)

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sharkhunter

Where kissing is too intimate but BBBJCIM is not.

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sharkhunter

The Ultimate Strip Club List

Where there ain't no business like ho bizness.

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