Founder has eyes everywhere...and makes a comedy out of it

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Tiburon
Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
So you know at the bottom of every page it says "The Ultimate Strip Club List" and right under that is a random quote. Well apparently OG Da Juice main and many black activist threads made a good mark on this site with funny quotes to match:

Where not only black lives matter but black strippers matter also

Getting lap dances on a budget of KFC fried chacken.


And no I didn't edit this at all, this is all Founder randomize quotes

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Tiburon
8 years ago
Don't worry founder, I find this a hoot. Keep up the awesome work.
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Dominic77
8 years ago
--> "Home of the best Indian Movers." LMAO!
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JuiceBox69
8 years ago
Lol
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RandomMember
8 years ago
Sounds more like Rech -- head of both R@D and web development at TUSCL.



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NinaBambina
8 years ago
"Where not only black lives matter but black strippers matter also"

LOL! That's hilare... I have never noticed this but thanks for sharing. Now I'm going to start looking at the bottom of the page for quotes all the time!
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NinaBambina
8 years ago
I refreshed the page, now it's "where the weed made me do it." Lol
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NinaBambina
8 years ago
"A safe place to cry about your failures."
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Dominic77
8 years ago
--> "Where winners post.
--> "Where strippers show us their tits (at least the cool ones)."

:)
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flagooner
8 years ago
So Nina isn't a cool one?
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lopaw
8 years ago
That Founder is awfully zany.
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sharkhunter
8 years ago
Here's one I just saw.

Where creating 1,000 different threads asking about OTC is alright alright alright


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sharkhunter
8 years ago
Advance theory in chasing strippers.
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sharkhunter
8 years ago
The ultimate strip club list
Great advice for bad choices.
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sharkhunter
8 years ago
Where an 18 y/o DS is not out of your reach.

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sharkhunter
8 years ago
The Ultimate Strip Club List
We're Juice Crew Approved.
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sharkhunter
8 years ago
The Ultimate Strip Club List
Just save your money and drive to Follies.

Now I feel like I've seen a targeted ad.
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Tiburon
8 years ago
I LMAO so hard at all the quotes posted. Excellent work boys.
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jackslash
8 years ago
"See, you're not all that pathetic."
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Dominic77
8 years ago
Damn you desertscrub, I haven't seen that on yet! That's awesome.
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ButterMan
8 years ago
I remember once it said " were the guys texting the stripper next to you"
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sharkhunter
8 years ago
The Ultimate Strip Club List
Where every dick is huge and no stripper gets splooged on.
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sharkhunter
8 years ago
The Ultimate Strip Club List
Where you learn to never pay up Front
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sharkhunter
8 years ago
The Ultimate Strip Club List
Getting lap dances on a budget of KFC fried chacken.
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Mr. Ed
8 years ago
The Ultimate Strip Club List
No, I did not get any in your hair
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seaboardrr
8 years ago
"Where 4 out of 5 posts are from a juice alias."

That one showed up at the bottom of this thread for me. How appropriate.
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whodey
8 years ago
The Ultimate Strip Club List
Come for the lap dances, stay for the extras.

The Ultimate Strip Club List
You thought stripclubs were just about lapdances? au contraire.
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whodey
8 years ago
The Ultimate Strip Club List
Brought to you by the usual gang of idiots.
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Dominic77
8 years ago
--> "Where the Woman Card is a $20 bill."
^^^I'm going to spend me some Tubmans. :)
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shadowcat
8 years ago
"Just save your money and drive to Follies." OK. :)
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sharkhunter
8 years ago

Where kissing is too intimate but BBBJCIM is not.
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sharkhunter
8 years ago
The Ultimate Strip Club List
Where there ain't no business like ho bizness.
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RandomMember
8 years ago
New submission for @Rech and @Founder:

"TUSCL -- The ultimate basket of deplorables"
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