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Tiburon

Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?

9 yrs ago · 1 min read

So you know at the bottom of every page it says "The Ultimate Strip Club List" and right under that is a random quote. Well apparently OG Da Juice main and many black activist threads made a good mark on this site with funny quotes to match:

Where not only black lives matter but black strippers matter also

Getting lap dances on a budget of KFC fried chacken.

And no I didn't edit this at all, this is all Founder randomize quotes

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Tiburon

Don't worry founder, I find this a hoot. Keep up the awesome work.

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Dominic77

--> "Home of the best Indian Movers." LMAO!

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JuiceBox69

Lol

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RandomMember

Sounds more like Rech -- head of both R@D and web development at TUSCL.

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NinaBambina

"Where not only black lives matter but black strippers matter also"

LOL! That's hilare... I have never noticed this but thanks for sharing. Now I'm going to start looking at the bottom of the page for quotes all the time!

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NinaBambina

I refreshed the page, now it's "where the weed made me do it." Lol

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NinaBambina

"A safe place to cry about your failures."

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Dominic77

--> "Where winners post. --> "Where strippers show us their tits (at least the cool ones)."

:)

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flagooner

So Nina isn't a cool one?

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lopaw

That Founder is awfully zany.

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sharkhunter

Here's one I just saw.

Where creating 1,000 different threads asking about OTC is alright alright alright

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sharkhunter

Advance theory in chasing strippers.

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sharkhunter

The ultimate strip club list Great advice for bad choices.

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sharkhunter

Where an 18 y/o DS is not out of your reach.

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sharkhunter

The Ultimate Strip Club List We're Juice Crew Approved.

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sharkhunter

The Ultimate Strip Club List Just save your money and drive to Follies.

Now I feel like I've seen a targeted ad.

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Tiburon

I LMAO so hard at all the quotes posted. Excellent work boys.

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jackslash

"See, you're not all that pathetic."

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Dominic77

Damn you desertscrub, I haven't seen that on yet! That's awesome.

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ButterMan

I remember once it said " were the guys texting the stripper next to you"

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sharkhunter

The Ultimate Strip Club List Where every dick is huge and no stripper gets splooged on.

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sharkhunter

The Ultimate Strip Club List Where you learn to never pay up Front

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sharkhunter

The Ultimate Strip Club List Getting lap dances on a budget of KFC fried chacken.

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Mr. Ed

The Ultimate Strip Club List No, I did not get any in your hair

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seaboardrr

"Where 4 out of 5 posts are from a juice alias."

That one showed up at the bottom of this thread for me. How appropriate.

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whodey

The Ultimate Strip Club List Come for the lap dances, stay for the extras.

The Ultimate Strip Club List You thought stripclubs were just about lapdances? au contraire.

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whodey

The Ultimate Strip Club List Brought to you by the usual gang of idiots.

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Dominic77

--> "Where the Woman Card is a $20 bill." ^^^I'm going to spend me some Tubmans. :)

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shadowcat

"Just save your money and drive to Follies." OK. :)

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sharkhunter

Where kissing is too intimate but BBBJCIM is not.

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sharkhunter

The Ultimate Strip Club List Where there ain't no business like ho bizness.

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RandomMember

New submission for @Rech and @Founder:

"TUSCL -- The ultimate basket of deplorables"

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