tuscl

Founder has eyes everywhere...and makes a comedy out of it

Tiburon
Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
Friday, September 9, 2016 4:16 PM
So you know at the bottom of every page it says "The Ultimate Strip Club List" and right under that is a random quote. Well apparently OG Da Juice main and many black activist threads made a good mark on this site with funny quotes to match: Where not only black lives matter but black strippers matter also Getting lap dances on a budget of KFC fried chacken. And no I didn't edit this at all, this is all Founder randomize quotes

32 comments

  • Tiburon
    8 years ago
    Don't worry founder, I find this a hoot. Keep up the awesome work.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    --> "Home of the best Indian Movers." LMAO!
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Lol
  • RandomMember
    8 years ago
    Sounds more like Rech -- head of both R@D and web development at TUSCL.
  • NinaBambina
    8 years ago
    "Where not only black lives matter but black strippers matter also" LOL! That's hilare... I have never noticed this but thanks for sharing. Now I'm going to start looking at the bottom of the page for quotes all the time!
  • NinaBambina
    8 years ago
    I refreshed the page, now it's "where the weed made me do it." Lol
  • NinaBambina
    8 years ago
    "A safe place to cry about your failures."
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    --> "Where winners post. --> "Where strippers show us their tits (at least the cool ones)." :)
  • flagooner
    8 years ago
    So Nina isn't a cool one?
  • lopaw
    8 years ago
    That Founder is awfully zany.
  • sharkhunter
    8 years ago
    Here's one I just saw. Where creating 1,000 different threads asking about OTC is alright alright alright
  • sharkhunter
    8 years ago
    Advance theory in chasing strippers.
  • sharkhunter
    8 years ago
    The ultimate strip club list Great advice for bad choices.
  • sharkhunter
    8 years ago
    Where an 18 y/o DS is not out of your reach.
  • sharkhunter
    8 years ago
    The Ultimate Strip Club List We're Juice Crew Approved.
  • sharkhunter
    8 years ago
    The Ultimate Strip Club List Just save your money and drive to Follies. Now I feel like I've seen a targeted ad.
  • Tiburon
    8 years ago
    I LMAO so hard at all the quotes posted. Excellent work boys.
  • jackslash
    8 years ago
    "See, you're not all that pathetic."
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    Damn you desertscrub, I haven't seen that on yet! That's awesome.
  • ButterMan
    8 years ago
    I remember once it said " were the guys texting the stripper next to you"
  • sharkhunter
    8 years ago
    The Ultimate Strip Club List Where every dick is huge and no stripper gets splooged on.
  • sharkhunter
    8 years ago
    The Ultimate Strip Club List Where you learn to never pay up Front
  • sharkhunter
    8 years ago
    The Ultimate Strip Club List Getting lap dances on a budget of KFC fried chacken.
  • Mr. Ed
    8 years ago
    The Ultimate Strip Club List No, I did not get any in your hair
  • seaboardrr
    8 years ago
    "Where 4 out of 5 posts are from a juice alias." That one showed up at the bottom of this thread for me. How appropriate.
  • whodey
    8 years ago
    The Ultimate Strip Club List Come for the lap dances, stay for the extras. The Ultimate Strip Club List You thought stripclubs were just about lapdances? au contraire.
  • whodey
    8 years ago
    The Ultimate Strip Club List Brought to you by the usual gang of idiots.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    --> "Where the Woman Card is a $20 bill." ^^^I'm going to spend me some Tubmans. :)
  • shadowcat
    8 years ago
    "Just save your money and drive to Follies." OK. :)
  • sharkhunter
    8 years ago
    Where kissing is too intimate but BBBJCIM is not.
  • sharkhunter
    8 years ago
    The Ultimate Strip Club List Where there ain't no business like ho bizness.
  • RandomMember
    8 years ago
    New submission for @Rech and @Founder: "TUSCL -- The ultimate basket of deplorables"
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