Hoarding small bills for SCs

14 comments

• shadowcat

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  8 years ago

  Yes. I keep all 1's 5's & 10's because I hate making change ITC. I suppose On a typical visit, I have $50-60 worth of small bills. Also nothing larger than a $20.
• Subraman

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  8 years ago

  I don't hoard singles, because it's all too easy to get all you need at the club. But I do hoard 5s and 10s, so that when I pay for drinks/food/etc, I almost always have the right change and don't have to wait on the waitress to bring my change back
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  I hit $5 & $10 dance dives so I do hoard the $5s & $10s & will often pay w/ $20s so I can get the small bills change & hoard them - I usually only use the bank's ATM which only dispenses $20s (and $50$ for withdrawals greater than $200 which I hate b/c for large withdrawals sometimes the ATM will not ask for my denomination preference & will just spit out $50s which I hate).
• Dominic77

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  8 years ago

  No. I have the waitress bring change from 5X$20 when I give her my first drink order. I have her bring back $40 in $1s and $50 in $5s, the whiskey neat is $7 and $3 tip to her. I get the drink and the change at same time. Usually by then a dancer has stalked me and asked to sit. I keep the $1s and $5s on the table as drink money for the waitress and tip money (easy and quick reach for me in the dimly lit clubs) for the dancers. When the stack gets low, I have the waitress break more large bills for me. I tip her $1 to make change. That is easier for me as I club Friday nights, I get off at 4 PM and the bank closes at 6 PM. So hitting the bank in the way home is super convenient. I get $20s and $100s from the bank. I have little use for $10s and $50s. Doing that keeps things easy for me. $1s, $5s, $20s, and occasional $100 or 2. I used to micro manage a supply of $1s and $5s before hitting the club but it is easy enough to have the waitress do it for me. To me SC is a luxury and a rare outing for me so I should spurge a little and let the staff help me. Plus it gives the waitress something to do with her stopping by all of the time. :) That's how I do it. YMWV.
• lopaw

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  8 years ago

  I hoard $10's since they come in handy for tipping and other SC related fees. I wish ATM's would dispense them along with $20's.
• Mistah_Fetti_Morbuxxx

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  8 years ago

  I do it sometimes. Mostly $5's and $10's since those are the most common dance prices in Atlanta. I don't really hoard $1's much.
• LecherousMonk

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  8 years ago

  My ATM lets you choose large or small bills ($100s, $20s, or $5s). I find eight-and-eight to be convenient distribution (eight $5s and eight $20s--add 8 $100s for a rare splurge!).
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  What bank is that Lech
• seaboardrr

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  8 years ago

  We'll put a little bit of everything in a stripper stash but as far as getting a bunch of $1's i'll just get change when we walk in and then from the bar during the night when we need more.
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  It's one of two things. I either have a bunch of cash on me (over $400) or $0, there is not between. I hoard small bills before going to a club or if I know I'm going to a club I pay for small items (like $3) with a $20 to break change multiple times. My company still mails me a check so if I deposit/cash it before a strip club trip I'll just get change there. Gone are the days of getting 100 $1 bills but I'll say "give me 10 $5 and 5 $10s, the rest in $20s
• Beaver_Hunter

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  8 years ago

  I hoard $50 and $100 bills. I can't remember the last time I showed up at a club with anything but $50s and $100s. Its all for appearance sake. I've never given baby stripper anything less than a $50 and shes taken about $1500 off me.
• ppwh

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  8 years ago

  If I had my life organized a lot better, I would go for having lots of 5's and 10's on hand. It's a total buzzkill asking a stripper for change after a lap dance.
• ArtCollege

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  8 years ago

  I make a habit of using cash outside of strip clubs; and I keep a stash of 20s. I don't want to be asked why I don't have any money, but I have an ATM receipt for $400. "Where did it all go, honey?"
• imjustabil

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  8 years ago

  So funny, so true. We stash away $20's when we're planning going to the SC.