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I was a little confused getting a massage yesterday

So went to a chiropractor yesterday for issues with my back. This as a legit business at one of those buildings with a bunch of doctors and therapists in one place. Chiropractor suggested I also see the masseuse as some…

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Cigarette Smoking

Papi Chulo's recent thread on dancers that do drugs got me thinking about cigarette smoking. Dancers who smoke have a more direct negative impact on me than dancers that use other drugs. I'm pretty isolated when it comes to smoking.…

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OT: Latest New Tech. Options In Cars- Actual User Experiences

Since joining Tuscl in 2005, there has been several high tech gizmos introduced into cars. Additionally, items that were only seen on the higher end models are installed on much more cars as a matter of course. Keyless ignition is one…

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OT: Dawn of New Era : Viability of a Silent Strip Club

In light of my recent post regarding my LDK at a silent party (click link to see a silent party - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LCp6dY2vWxk ), I decided to apply the concept to a Strip Club experience to help TUSLCers connect the dots…

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Do any of you have a land line phone?

I'm on the do not call list and it doesn't work at all anymore. I've been getting so many scam phone calls I stopped answering my phone unless I know who it is. I reported dozens of…

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Greenville Lust

Anyone know how much the sky box is at Lust? I didn't even know they had one. I thought it was just scores.

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OT: "the whole building smells like a fart"

I knew the water in the diving venues in Rio was green, but it's even more non-brilliant than that! www.foxsports.com/olympics/story/algae-ridden-olympic-pool-closed-the-whole-building-smells-like-a-fart-081216

Tijuana

deja vu tijuana is here and alive!

friday 11pm. left hongkong and arrived at an active open deja vu tijuana. guess at least over a hundred customers in the main showroom. the manager showed me around. in the spa area is 47 rooms. it's not a hotel.…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Still being poorly managed

I have been going to this club for years and I must say if it wasn't for my favorite dancer, I would have stopped coming here a long time ago. First of all…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

New ATF?

;) After another day in paradise (morning beach club workout, swim, and lunch in front of the ocean), I decided that I needed a little R&R. LoL. Usually I am a Dollhouse…

Airport Lounge

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Airport Lounge

Somehow from the reading prior reviews, I got the impression the Airport Lounge was an upscale type of place. It’s not. It’s a dive. It doesn’t look too bad on the outside,…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

OTB

On The Border is on a main road in what looks like a nice commercial area, so no safety concerns getting there. It looks like it’s in a converted office building. The entry…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Another Saturday Nite

This was my 3rd visit in 2 months. The parking lot in the rear was filled except for a single spot on the end farthest from the club that I squeezed into. Saw a van…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Trashy

This club has really gone down hill. I agree with all the previous reviews. It was a fun place at one time. Yes, you might get lucky, but if you didn't get…

5th Alarm Lounge

Springfield, Massachusetts

another disappointment

Should have had a clue when there were only 3 cars in the parking lot. This time at least nobody fromthe homelesswas there to bother you. Walked in and right away noticed that there were…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

Just like Chaindog said in his review.

There have been a couple of recent reviews that have made this place sound different than I think it is. I stopped in on a Tuesday night a while back (maybe in June?).…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Fannie's

Fannies is a typical dive bar located in a sketchy part of west Atlanta. It’s in a cluster of strip clubs just off I-20 (Rileys, Club Wax, Babes) on Fulton Industrial Boulevard. The…

Mixer's

Northfield, Ohio

After midnight

I randomly stopped at mixer's on my way home from the bars in downtown Cleveland. There were 4 dancers on shift. I got dances from 3 of 4 dancers on shift. Forst dances was from…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

ROB

Well, I returned to Tattletales early this evening to see if I could finally get an "A team" girl into VIP.There were about 15 customers and an equal number of dancers. Have to say it…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Decent place

Decided to check this place out since I was in town for work. Visited Wednesday night at around 9:30 pm. $5 cover charge with a id check. Unlike BBF they do not scan ids. Place…

Knockouts Gentlemen's Club

Arcadia, California

Club Knockout is a knockout!

I was down in LA for fun, and the only time I could meet up with a friend was on a Saturday night after he got off work. After catching up, he suggested going to…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Awesome as usual

This is 1 of my favorite places! I arrived around 930pm on a Thursday evening. The place was very crowded, as usual. I sat at the bar and got a drink. It didn't take long…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Young girls (from where ?)

I'd read plenty of good stuff about Mons Venus over the years, so was keen to visit when in Tampa last Wednesday evening hmm four or five dancers. A tiny club, dance sofas…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Short visit

I decided to give this place a try on a Friday evening while passing by the city. The cover charge was a little steep, 12$ I think. I made a pit stop in the rest…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Nice girls

I wasn't sure what the place would be like for a few reasons, but I found that if you're laid back and can enjoy yourself with the ladies this place has a lot of potential.…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Older Women Give Better Grind

I've had a few great experiences here and I guess every time I come here, I expect the best but lately this club has been on the down. I was here on a Saturday night,…

Platinum Dolls

New York, New York

usually quite club and not much to do and see

I walked a little after noon time on a Sunday about 3 weeks ago, found the club to be usually quite. It was a clean club, friendly staff and two-for-one drinks which was nice.…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Stopped in on a Tuesday night...

Stopped in on a Tuesday night around 9pm. Very few people in the club. They were using only the side stage for dances, not the main stage. Most patrons were sitting around…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Good place

Hey fellas, recently stopped by the Erotic Cafe on a Tuesday. Definitely isn't the best looking establishment from the outside but don't let that fool you. The scene on the inside is much better. When…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

NOT really a club

as many have said, this is really not. But I guess I can understand why you would classify this. I definitely do know how to move their bodies. It's a massage parlor. I got the…

The Gold Gentlemans Club

Columbus, Georgia

First Experience

It can get packed on a good night from the times that I've drove past the club. $5 to get in so why not......lets see how it is. Could use bigger size security since I…

Beverly Hills

Vienna, Austria

Pricy but ok

Very upscale. I have been there a few times, normally after a few drinks, which is always my downfall. People who take your cover charge can be a mix of friendly,mgrumpy or downright aggressive. When…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Cool spot

Went here on Monday after a concert. And for a Monday obviously the place would be relativley empty. I walked in and there was 3 dancers hanging by the bar , and 2…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Decent Place

This place has decent amount of hot girls and most of them are rican and aa but overall place is cool drinks are reasonable dances are cool but this not the kind of place where…

Wild Rose (was TNT Gentlemans Club)

Watertown, Wisconsin

Openning Time has changed

The opening time has changed back to 7:00. I got there at about 7:30 and there were just two other guys in the club. The girls were friendly and a dancer was…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Visited this club on Tuesday afternoon...

Visited this club on Tuesday afternoon after work. I got there around 5 or 6. There were maybe 4 girls working at the time. It is a very small club attached to a motel. Cover…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Great Afternoon

I visited Wise guys on a Wednesday afternoon. I don't know how they keep the place open but was great for me. I went in and there were 8 dancers there and only…

Kokai

El Paso, Texas

Its cool, try it.

I went to this place on an early day off midweek, mid day, ive always seen this place but never hit it up, but i had some extra cash and some extra time so i…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Passing through

Quick trip through detroit area yielded a couple hours of free time thursday afternoon before I needed to hit the road. Decided on the Inkster trifecta with the plan to spend 10-15 minutes checking…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

Ok club close to NH

I was in Nashua for business and I had an afternoon to kill. I didn't feel like driving very far so I headed to "The Club". This place is located in a residential neighborhood and…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Typical Dive

I visited here on a Friday evening. The place is small yet packed — full of Hispanics and the occasional Caucasian here and there. The two stages are tiny and the dancers available ranged from…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Been coming to this place more...

Been coming to this place more lately mainly because I think it offers the best bang for your buck in the valley. You just need to find the right girl. I been coming on Mondays…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

It was Huge!

I don't think anything could have prepared me for the experience of walking into this club for the first time. At 8:30pm on a Friday, the parking lot looked like the parking lot for…

Shakers

East Rutherford, New Jersey

What a difference a year makes

Like last year I walked over from my hotel, about 10 minutes. Things were winding down, 10 dancers max, 1 bartender, handful of customers. Girls were similar to what I've experienced in the past. For…

Vivid

New York, New York

Underwhelming for a Friday after work hours

I usually go to Rick's, but got a No Cover pass for this joint which is closer to my work location. Decided Friday after 5pm to check the place out for a couple of drinks.…

Kennedy's Adult Entertainment

Mississauga, Ontario

A Rough Bit of Fun

I hadn't been to Kennedy's in quite a while, since the last time I was there on a Saturday night the girls didn't look too great, but I was pleasantly surprised this time around. As…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

Best value

I frequent Louie's and the rest of the model bars. It is by far the best value. $10 dances with very friendly and affectionate dancer. The backroom is a great value but they got…

Paradizio

Irvington, New Jersey

Pardizios

One Sunday afternoon , my friend asked me to go out and before I know it he stopped at Pardizios with me. It was my first time there, we found a parking nearby. We…

Country Time Gentlemen's Club

Upper Sandusky, Ohio

Ok for a first time?

So this is the first club that I have visited in my life. I wanted something out in the middle of nowhere, and let me tell you, this club delivers. There were only…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Fun time with a friendly dancer

This club can be hit-or-miss, but my recent visit on a Thursday afternoon was a hit. There were about 5 or 6 dancers and only 2 or 3 customers when I arrived around 1:30pm.…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Quirky but pretty good!

Traveling on business from Washington DC. Traffic in Atlanta is miserable. It was so bad that I decided to pull off and get a Starbucks and chill for a bit. A quick search revealed I…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Newly Renovated Millstream

After making a few regular visits in June, I took a break from Millstream. Not for any other reason than just having other commitments. The website had touted some new renovations, but they…

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, Texas

There are some pretty dancers

I paid $10 for cover. $5 drink all night. Lap dance is $5; more (I paid $10) in VIP. I also have to paid $20 for VIP access. I don't think lap dance in VIP…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

sahara theater review

Sahara theater is a nice relaxing club with good music, but there needs to be prettier girls there. Its really dark in there, and the waitresses always push for drinks, but you could always…

Crossroads Showgirls Nightclub

Rapid City, Michigan

After a night at the Casino

I was coming back from the Casino and decided to stop for a drink. This is a small dive bar with a stage. Dances done in the open next to the stage on a couch.…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

So clean

Been to this clubs a few times. The layout of this club is different than others. It's a really clean and classy feel. The roster of dancers here are so few. On a Friday night…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Eva Angelina motorboats you while you tip her on the rail

I went last night and saw both of Eva Angelina's Friday shows. She will be performing again tonight. The place was crowded, but there were still enough seats for everyone. She will perform again tonight.…

Paramount Club

New Westminster, British Columbia

First visit here

Had a friend who was visiting and we had nothing else to do. We came on a Thursday which was a duo special night. Basically half price private dances with two girls. As you know,…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Its been a long time old friend

Its been a long time since I'd visited the strip. Since before the remodeling several years ago at least. But I saw a billboard and was on my way somewhere so I thought I would…

Playmates

South Byron, New York

A rare treat at playmates

It was one of those nights. Horny and melancholy. Driving around to unwind after work and clear my head I decided to hit a strip club or two. Turned out I got…

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

Cozy place

Went on a Friday night about 9pm. Place was pretty small -- I was expecting something a little larger from the outside. It was pretty slow at that time, but things to pick up pretty…

Emperors Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

still love this place

I have been here mulitiple times and i love this place. They have a good mix of dancers latin, white, black.. I do think the bartenders take advantage of the drunk customers the price changes…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

First time to Chica's

After a round of golf at GCU (highly recommended, the greens are in top condition), decided to try out Chica's and see if I could spot the now infamous Rosie. Arrived there a little after…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

It's OKay

. I visit when I'm not working. Its bikini only. Only get nude in VIP. This is an EXTRA club. A cheap one at that. Girls arent that good looking. You might catch around 5…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

This club is one of my favorites, you'll find what you're looking for.

I've stopped by the last two Saturday afternoons and consider this a review for both days. First, there is no valet parking, and during the day shift no entrance fee or VIP charge, all…

Sugar D's

West Palm Beach, Florida

Never again

Layout: this is a small club with one stage and a bar. They have couches to the left and right of the stage. With tables and Chairs directly in front of…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

First time. I'm going back

First time to this club and it was a little challenging to get to because I'm coming from wpb. But definitely worth the drive. Layout: Small club and semi dark. Bar is…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

A Good Night at the Cheetah

I have not been to the club in a couple of years. I was in the area last month and stopped in around 11pm. The variety of women was as good as I remember and…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Suddenly they are uptight about backwards hats

I've been coming to this club for many years. On a recent trip I found out they are now very much against having backwards ball caps. I found it to be kinda annoying, since…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Hustle is out of control

I've been making a stop a Chicas Locas say once a month for the past couple years. I may have even reviewed it. The place was always a fun place to watch some Latin…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Pretty good time

It isn't an amazing gentlemens club, but it will do for it being close to where I live so I don't have to worry about driving that much. Lap dances were 20 so it isn't…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Great time in a low key place

I snuck out to McDoogal's to see what's going on there. The $14 is a bit steep, but it hasn't gone up in years. What I like about McDoogal's is that it's just…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Decent Club

Some girls are really pushy, others are really friendly. This club has something for everyone though. Katie and June are two of my favorites. I have seen June more than once and…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Cheetah Submission

I stopped into Cheetah last Saturday after a long time away. Of course nothing has changed here other than the girls and that there was quite a large crowd on this Saturday night.…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Saturday afternoon Visit - 1 Dancer

I know it was a poor choice, but I decided to visit on a Saturday afternoon around 3:30. I walked in the club and paid the $6 entrance fee. No mandatory valet, no expensive…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Saturday Visit

I stopped by for a quick visit on my way through Niagara Falls. There were quite a few girls on duty and it wasn't too crowded yet, since it was early (about 7PM). There was…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Saturday Afternoon Visit - 6-10 dancers & Parking Update

Just an update on the parking situation. It appears that they no longer allow parking across the street. The Landing strip sign near the valet parking states this on one side, and on…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Seedy old timey looking

Like most of the clubs in South Jersey there is plenty of parking, no bathroom attendant or random "tip jars" everywhere, no nasty smell of cigarettes like in most of the clubs in Philly.…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Bad Ju Ju night

I been away from the scene for 7 weeks. So, I decided to revisited my favorite club on a Wednesday. I had an extra hour to kill before I needed to returned home.…

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Of escorts having boyfriends outside of their work

So I was talking to an FS escort the other day and she mentioned that she had a boyfriend. So naturally, I asked if he knew what she did for a living - and she said yes and that he…

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Salma! Again

Speak of the Angels, Salma Hayek is being interviewed by Jimmy Kimmel as I write this. Great minidress!

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OTC tips?

Never did OTC before. Went to a club after work for happy hour. Met a dancer new in town. Did a few amazing lap dances with her. Not a place where ITC is possible (Inner Room in Cocoa Beach FL in…

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Follies

There is 5 reviews of follies today alone. Seems like at least 1 or 2 every day which isn't anywhere near the rate of reviews for any other club. At least not noticeably so. Is follies the most popular strip…

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Dancers that do drugs ?

Kinda inspired by rockstar666's recent thread about his ATF wanting him to score some mushrooms for her. I've never done any illegal drugs in my life - never really had the desire nor much of a curiosity for it and actually…

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should i try for some tài kōng rén 太空人 pussy?

as a world renoun space geneious the chinese space agency recently asked for a consultation from yours truely. now i have good memories of watching the sally ryder lez out while i watch and shotgun pabs blue ribbon so i…

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"I'm pregnant!"

No, it's not mine, and I doubt it's Johnsmith69's either. The girl is in her mid-20s. I met a sweet looking civilian girl (on line) about a month ago. We had a nice get-to-meet-you dinner a couple of weeks ago…

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Backpage strikes again.

TEGA CAY {South Carolina} He ordered a stripper, but a Tega Cay man didn’t account for any other visitors. The man was reportedly robbed at gunpoint early Friday morning, shortly after a stripper he ordered from a website showed up at his…

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DC 2AMer

WASHINGTON (ABC7) — A man is recovering after a shooting early Friday morning on Connecticut Ave.; north of Dupont Circle. Police tell us the man was shot in the leg outside of Royal Palace Nightclub, a strip club, between S and…

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Way off topic Click List

I went to my local Kroger grocery store this morning and noticed a new parking are with 6 spaces marked as "Click List". They were wide spaces just like they have for handicapped customers. So I had to ask a clerk…

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My Ex-ATF Is Driving Me Crazy But It's My Fault

A year ago she quit dancing and started living with her new b/f. About a month ago, she "broke up" her b/f to the extent that she no longer posted "In a relationship" on her FB page, and texted me…

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Another Article Knocking Millennial Men

https://www.follownews.com/millennial-men-are-weak-sauce-compared-to-their-dads-1p0ct No wonder all these sugar daddies are having so much success.

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OT, wouldn't it be grand.

http://detonate.com/pictures-that-trump-would-rather-keep-secret-2/5/ When Trump is dumped, it's getting increasingly likely, Republicans are leaving him behind as he melts down. Imagine a White House with crooked Hilary, dumping Bill and making the Donald the First Man.

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Funny stripper line

I was at my usual club yesterday and ran into a common problem for mongers everywhere. Both of my favorites (An oxymoron ,I know) were working and both made a run at me almost as…

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First Blowjob

Do you still remember your first blowjob?

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What is the difference between two dicks and a joke?

Ricky cant take a joke!

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New LDK Milestone - Silent Headphone Party

Short and sweet. I attended a silent headphone party last night and scored a quality LDK. Silent parties the new wave

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Marion(Indy) 2AMer

MARION, Ind. (WTHR) - A man is dead after a shooting at the VIP Showclub in Marion. The body, shot multiple times, was found early Friday morning outside the strip club, located in the 900 block of South Western Avenue on…

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Ex-Greenville strip club employee not guilty

She looks innocent to me. http://www.thestate.com/news/state/south-carolina/article95227792.html

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Stop while in Vegas

In Vegas & decided to try out Treasure's. The outside of the club is very posh/upscale The club offers limo service, which is convenient when staying in Vegas. The club also has…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

First time at Club Bristol!

Working near Madison and done early for the day so I thought I would give Club Bristol a try. The club is just north of Sun Prairie at a country road intersection with a couple…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

I don't get it.

I had not visited this club in more than three years. Previously, I had always had fun there. But now, it has just gotten weird. As other reviews have mentioned, the club…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Friday afternoon/evening

I've been here several times as I've passed through ELP. Not a bad club. And for El paso a nice balance between the hustle of Jags and the free-for-all extras the CC offers.…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

WTH is going on at this place?

So, I am wanted to go back to check out what is going on. I pull up to see that it looks like there is some kind of construction. So I spoke to…

Rumors Cabaret

Springfield, Missouri

nice evening

It's been a while since I had been in Springfield and got the opportunity to come to Rumors. It was a nice evening. I got there about 9 there were about 20 to…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Wed at Players

Went to Players for a change of pace on Weds days...$7 parking and no cover because it was days. Drinks were reasonably priced so the "taxes" were reasonable. I heard that their day…

Georgie's Girls

Tallmadge, Ohio

This club needs a total overhaul

Stopped in for the first time in about 6 months, bar was filthy just like before. Most of the girls playing on their phones or hiding in the dressing room. Definitely not worth stopping back in.…

Stars Cabaret

Neenah, Wisconsin

Best girls in the area, but holy shit is this place dark!

This place easily has the hottest girls in the region, but it's so damn dark you can't see them. Imagine how frustrating it is to know there's a solid 8 with her legs wide open…

Visions

Madison, Wisconsin

good experience

Been to this club before. Always have a nice relaxing time. Staff is cool and service at bar is great. Drinks are a decent value ($6 for a strong mixed drink). Dancers are…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Evening visit

Went around 8pm. Never been there past 5 before. Payed a surprising $5 cover. Not a good start. Quickly sat down and grabbed a overpriced Bud. Hoping for a special as the Eagles game was…

Beansnappers

Appleton, Wisconsin

First time back in a looooong time

The last time I was at Beansnappers, the girls who were dancing there tonight were probably in diapers. And not much has changed since the last time I was there. The girls were a lot…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

Thursday Visit

This place has just not been much fun lately. I usually just bypass it when in the area and head to Scores where there is much more fun. I was heading north on 95 from…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Names and Brains

Just another quick hit review after some summer visits. Some new names and some new old faces. Atlantis has not failed me in quite some time. Even newbie black chicks from a couple months…

Gold Nugget Show Bar

Florence, Wisconsin

Back to visit after many years

I lived in the U.P. of Michigan 15 years ago and used to visit the Nugget on occasion when in the Iron Mountain area. Recently was passing through on my way north again and…

Pompano Gold Club

Pompano Beach, Florida

Here we go again

Gold Club Pompano is in the same location as the previous Pink Pony / Crazy Horse. Being the first review for the club, I'll go a bit more into the physical layout and such…

Rose's Cantina

Groton, Connecticut

Worth the trip

I have been too Rose's several times and this club is getting better. Some remodeling has happened both to the club and the girls. For the club the best improvement was made to the lap…

Quality Entertainment

Durham, North Carolina

Just visiting

Was visiting from out of town and after reading the reviews decide to check this place out. East to find location and pretty secluded. Park and enter in back. One girl working…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Flight Club Visit

Well, after doing some online research I decided to break with my cheap tradition and try Flight Club out on a Wednesday afternoon. When I arrived and was surprised that there were only four guys…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Fun Friday at the Rail

Me and my buddy dropped by here on a Friday evening. I wanted to show him a Canadian strip club experience as he is from the states(Ohio) and visiting Toronto for the first time. The…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Hot day in ATL

Have heard about ATL clubs for years and finding myself in town I decided to check it out. Pulled right into a handicapped parking spot and was still charged $5 to park there.…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Hit and Miss

Fannies is one of those hit or miss bars. Today it was semi hit. I walked in around 2pm, no cover and free parking. A mixed drink will cost you $10.00. I will say…

Treasure Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Bad timing

I was headed to Masters, but realizing that this club was also open on Sunday, I thought I would give it a try. I had been here in its former incarnation with everything…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Still follies

I just recently started working around the Druid hills area on clairmont road for my job, so I went to follies which I hadn't really been to since the beginning of 2016. I went…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Place really does never let me...

Place really does never let me down. So many different flavored there really is something for everybody. Dancers are very friendly. Normally have to get there early to make sure you have a seat, but…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

ATL

Was catching a late flight and decided to hit up my favorite ATL club. As always I tried to go in early to beat the crowd (still crowded anyway lol). As most know this…

Zippers Gentlemens Club

Arnolds Park, Iowa

a traveling girl's review

I was recently in Iowa I went there to work at boji nights. It did not go well I was only there for 2 hours I did not like this…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Decent time

I have been to Hip Huggers about a half dozen times. It can be pretty hit or miss with this place. The place is a dump, as most have described. Pitchers of beer are reasonably…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Still Same ol' Follies

Went back to Follies this past Tuesday after a three month long hiatus. I was there from 5:00 that afternoon until 8:30. The club has been described countless times so I’ll spare the layout and…

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Comical memories from the VIP Room's

From a recent trip to a semi local club took a dancer back to the VIP for a audition. While back their I had a fellow to the right of me and a brother in front of me. The dancer…

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Ot... civilian ROBS

What would you do If you had an employee or fellow employee that their wife liked to bring food and sodas to everyone on the job including owners of the company as well as fellow employees and subordinates. Very nice…

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Obsessive compulsive disorder and finding balance, enjoyment in this game

I have suffered from this problem my whole life not to mention the battles of depression I have struggled with. As a youngster I didn't know how to balance my life so if the new Madden got released I would…

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if you had to choose......

With what you consider a 9, would you rather A. Have a 30 min makeout session in VIP (making out the whole time) for $150 or B. Have a 30 min VIP with FS and BBBJ for $150 (no tip required, but there…

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In full meltdown....

No, I don't mean the high 90s temps with big humidity numbers. I'm talking about watching Salma Hayek in "From Dusk Until Dawn" doing her dance in the vampire strip club. Her hips must have thirty degrees of…

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which is better: drunk or stoned sex?

http://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-say-they-ve-figured-out-which-is-better-drunk-or-stoned-sex?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark I don't do either but...

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saving the rio olympics

as a space geneious my consulting services are both world renouned and much sought after. so i have been spending my time trying to help the brazil people run the olympics. they were all fucked up until i arrived to…

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Strippers on New Jersey County-Owned Golf Course

The newspeople are outraged, but strippers are the only thing that would get me to play golf. http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Strip-Club-Sponsored-Golf-Outing-389561012.html

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Rio Olympics: Beach volleyball or standard volleyball?

Which do you prefer watching? Both are brilliant but I actually vote for the standard sport but it would be better if they wore skimpier clothes. Maybe thong bikinis! And it would be the most aces sport ever if there were minimum…

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My favorite club and why

Club Desires in Providence is my favorite club. Starting this past Sunday I worked; 14, 11, 10 and by Wednesday at 2 9 hours and decided instead of hitting the Club at night, to blow off the rest of the…

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The top 10 women A-Rod scored with off the field

This discussion is not off topic. Number 9 is "Toronto stripper Joslyn Morse." http://nypost.com/2016/08/11/what-do-madonna-and-9-other-women-have-in-common-a-rod/?mpweb=755-1613148-711691148

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New club opening in Tijuana today

Looks like they are having a big grand opening with lots of porn stars showing up. It appears they may be trying to give Hong Kong a run for their $. I imagine the increased competition will be good for…

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Shadow and his thugs strike back in another 2pmer in Asheville NC at The Juice C

https://www.instagram.com/p/BI9kWBogHeJ/ Shit just got real serious quick

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How long a break is long enough?

Been distant from the ATF for 2 months. She's been steadily texting and my responses have been minimal. I have determined that I will have stricter boundaries if we give it another go. Is it possible that a…

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Rech lives

I've noticed several new rotating TUSCL tag lines.... latest one Making mothers ashamed for over twenty years

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College Cheerleaders

I hope this is not a glimpse into the future of strip clubbing... I saw a young lady wearing a t shirt that said she was a cheer leader at a local college. She was built like she should be playing…

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Don't ever rear end a shit truck

You may not like getting shit on like that... http://sploid.gizmodo.com/watch-a-sewage-truck-explode-even-though-you-probably-d-1785052281

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Ot: There's some crazy nut trying to scale the outside of Trump Tower

He's still trying to scale the building & police can't get to him.

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Help with name of strip club in Las Vegas

I went to a strip club in Las Vegas back in the late 90s and I'm trying to remember the name of it. I remember it had an adult book/video store in the front, and the entrance to the club…

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Fall meetup?

Now that Juice has cancelled his ill-fated Aug 29 Follies trip, I thought I’d see if there’s any interest in doing a fall meetup. If so, I suggest sometime in October. As for location, Detroit doesn’t make sense since we…

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Best compliment you've gotten from a stripper

This might have been asked before, but it's not like we repeat topics on here lol. I'm smart enough to realize 95% of it is strippershit, but one time during a dance, a stripper asked me to remove my shirt. So…

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Strip Club Hiring Methodology

Hopefully some SC managers are reading these discussions. I toured all three SC in Ft. Myers yesterday, having a single beer in each before leaving for the next. Babes was all AA or non-white Hispanic, not a problem,…

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More from Floriduh

Police accidentally shoot a civilian at the police station http://www.cbsnews.com/news/woman-fatally-shot-by-florida-police-officer-during-gun-demonstration/

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Legends Gentlemen's Club to reopen after November fire

This Detroit club is re-opening. You'll be excited to hear that they have a new executive chef. http://www.metrotimes.com/Blogs/archives/2016/08/09/legends-gentlemens-club-to-reopen-after-november-fire

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Thibgs I hate about showclubs.

As I sat in my favorite showclub a few days ago waiting for a favorite to return from the dressing room, I got to thinking about my experiences at the clubs. I was going to compile a top 10 list. But,…

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Black strip clubs in LA area

Hi folks, I am an older white man who loves black women, and if you have followed this board for a while you'll remember me. This afternoon, tonite, and tomorrow night I will be in Los Angeles, and am hoping…

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Video that broke the Internet: Carl's Jr/Hardee's Bacon 3-Way Burger commercial

This is the deluxe version of Hardee's latest "burgers and boobs" commercial for the Bacon 3-Way Burger. It runs 1:35 because you get to watch the commercial twice -- which you'll want to do anyway! The models are…

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Follies meeting on the 29th has been Officially cancelled

Due to the large people that can't make it or just don't believe I'm showing I know meat will be in town on business and if he really wants to meet me I would love to drive down club and share…

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Juice Crew Blows up Mafia Don Shadows Mustang in a 2pmer turf war at Follies in

https://www.instagram.com/p/BI6X5mAgJCc/ Picture tells all LMFAO

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Men raped by a woman.

I keep seeing a message in my Spam section of my email about Men being raped. Have any of us been raped by a woman?

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What do you think it means when a girl is twirling her hair with her finger whil

To me, it means she;s lying

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Best ass

Which is the closest to your definition of a perfect ass? http://www.menprovement.com/ass-pictures/ Number 6 for me.

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Eat your heart out, Kim Kardashian! Miss BumBum 2016 contestants bring traffic t

For those who don't care about the Olympics. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3731232/Miss-BumBum-2016-contestants-bring-traffic-standstill-flash-best-assets-thong-bikinis-Brazil.html?ito=social-facebook

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Perfection in the strip club

Have you ever seen a stripper in the strip club that you would rate a 10? Did you end up getting dances with her? So far I have seen two 10's in the strip club. One of them is my CF, and…

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Company with dancer

How can I ask a dancer that I want company for 30 minutes but no lap dances.Just sit , have drink and relax. How much do I need to tip her for spending time with me. Thank You

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Sec survey question

How many prostitutes have you had sex with in your life to date? Sex means that you had an orgasm while your dick was in direct physical contact with some part of the woman. Contact through clothing does…

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Where is da juice mane?

Hasn't shown his troll face in a while.

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What is best club in Austin, Texas?

I am going to Austin, Texas tomorrow. What is the best club there for private dances?

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Titties

Love him or hate him, at least Donald Trump speaks what's on his mind. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3730366/Did-really-say-Trump-slips-economic-speech-says-t-ies-instead-cities.html

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Strip clubs have until Oct. 1 to get rid of dancers under 21

Did the do-gooders ever consider the dancers who will be fired? http://www.nola.com/politics/index.ssf/2016/08/strip_clubs_have_until_october.html

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Fort Worth, Texas--Palazio or Landing Strip?

I have a trip to Fort Worth, Texas in a couple of days. Which is the better option for someone with money to spend on lots of dances-- Palazio or Landing Strip?

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Dance style

Body is a 9.5. Face an 8.5. Just my type. But she has the worst dance moves imaginable. Looks like a bad imitation of a 60s go-go dancer. Makes me dizzy. I want to fuck her. But only…

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The PL Look

Have you ever noticed the PL look? It's the look of guys who rarely go to good strip clubs, like the ones at the table next to me right now. It's also my look when I'm extremely high,…

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TUSCL fucking

This is probably more of a question to the TUSCLers who have been on here for awhile. How many dancers have you fucked that have ever posted on here? Obviously, you don't need to say her name if you don't want to…

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indian customers

At my regular ratchet SC that has been loosing its ratchet customers due to another hip hop SC opening up 1/2 a mile away. The new-ish manager has been increasing the free cover promos through the roof this year. Plus…

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What do I do if a stripper threatens me?

So there's this one club that I hit up with my boys every weekend. A stripper told me her real name. I then said hi to her and used her real name. I thought it was ok because she said…

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Best Handjob Ever/ Good Old Days

I miss the good old days. There was this white milf with huge bolt ons that would gives hj's for $10 per song at a club up in Everett, WA. She must be 60 years old plus now. I miss those…

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Oldtimer gets killed by a prostitute and her man.

Over the weekend a 71 year old dude, thought he could have some satisfaction and brought a prostitute back to his Pontiac, MI home. Once there, she calls her associate who comes over, tries to rob him for the cash…

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Man kicks in door at strip club, steals Red Bull

JACKSON, MS (Mississippi News Now) - At 3:30 a.m. Monday morning, a man kicked in the door at Danny's strip club on West Street and stole 12 cases of Red Bull from the cooler. He left the strip club on foot, carrying…

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How many of you miss JohnSmith69's crazy stories?

They were brilliant!

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Best club

Best club??

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Lust over a Stripper

Let me start of by saying I typically dont go out alot. I never actually had an actual relationship for this reason and I'm 21 which turns out to be im still a silly horny virgin. This was my second…

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Strippers swinging crossed leg super fast !

I was in a strip CLub just now and one of the strippers was sitting with her legs crossed and she was swinging her crossed leg super fast like she was having a spas moment at times ! Wat…

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No no no nooooo

https://youtu.be/OTWZltMeorY

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Ot: whats your favorite scary movie?

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Atlanta: Follies

Those of you who have personally been to Follies please tell me some suggestions or things I should know to have the best time there possible. I have never been to a club with extras offered....is Follies a big extras…

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demi lovato twerking

yes or nah? http://youtu.be/I2FbWNZ3XTM

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"Atlanta"

One of new shows on the fall TV schedule is called "Atlanta". It involves two cousins who are involved in the rap/hip-hot scene in Atlanta. If it's realistic, they better have at least one scene at a strip club…

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Most Frightening Moment at a Strip Club

What's your most frightening moment at a strip club? One time, a couple years ago, a couple of customers started a fight with each other right next to me at the bar. I was worried that I would get caught…

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Applications to the society of ricks

I would like everybody to know that use of the name "rick" is restricted to the honorable society of ricks, which is governed by the council of ricks. If you wish to post on TUSCL with a name that includes "rick"…

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Is it rude for strippers and strip club waitresses to ask for a tip?

i get asked all the time

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@ chessmaster

They are showing Olympic synchronized diving & damn there are some PAWGs competing

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ITC

What's your ATF for ITC and why? FYI, old fuckers

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Follies

I will be in Atlanta for business on a Monday. Is Follies still have alot of girls and still fun on a weekday like a Monday? What time on a Monday is the best time to go?

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Donald Trump "The Art of the Deal"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfeF2iYb9f8 We need to give Hillary equal time. :)

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Taking your wife?

I've always thought it would be hot to get my wife (who has a great rack) to join me in clubbing. Some 4 booby play sounds like lots of fun. We went this past Saturday, she didn't seem…

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Strippers Who Love Porn

I've recently enjoyed some fun conversations with strippers about porn. When asked, "Do you like porn?", dancers in their 20's enthusiastically responded, "Yes!" The young ones even went on to tell me their favorite type of porn. My mid-20s SB,…

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In the Department WTF:

http://patch.com/georgia/sandysprings/sex-toy-ban-upheld-sandy-springs

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Most money a stripper has made in one night?

What's the most money a stripper has told you she made in one night? Did you believe her? One stripper said that in a San Fran club she once made 10K in one night. Another stripper said she once made 8K in…

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Introducing dalcowboyfan

Since Gatorfan has been gone for some time, I have decided to formally take his place with the one-liners. Who am I? You will never figure out my identity. I could be anybody. Here are a few possibilities: "front room…

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The secret to banging a dancer...

I get so tired of seeing this stuff on the internet about trying to pick up strippers or how to get a stripper to fuck. This crap is so bs. First off if a stripper wants to fuck you then…

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Not just fucking but dating

So I just was curious to here you guyses opinions. What do you think is a realistic/appropriate age difference when seeking a girl to date and not just for a quick fuck?

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Bleaching pubic hair

Yesterday I accepted dances from a black chick that was new to me. When she got naked I couldn't help but notice the blond triangle between her legs. It was quite a contrast against her chocolate skin. She told me…