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Cosmopolitans new CoverGirl is a Male

What the fucking fuck? Pretty soon Playboy is going to have a tranny model and Ricky D will actually fuck a stripper in VIP instead of the bouncer!!! http://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/beauty/a5274659/male-covergirl-james-charles/

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Gwyneth Paltrow.

https://www.yahoo.com/style/gwyneth-paltrow-flashes-6-pack-in-bikini-at-the-grocery-store-181733481.html She's been a sultry actress for years. Here's a new look of her wearing little in a grocery store. Would you do her ??

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Bad idea?

Gents, after a good trip Sunday I'm thinking of heading over to booby trap Doral for an experiment to see if a good time can be had with 100.00 in singles to nurse a beer & enjoy the tip parade…

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Signal Hill CA 2 AMer

FYI Signal Hill is surrounded on all sides by the city of Long Beach. Two people were shot and another was struck by a vehicle early Tuesday outside a Signal Hill strip club, authorities said. The shooting occurred about 1:43 a.m.…

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Poker profits and time to hit the clubs

https://www.instagram.com/p/BLbmI23g_xO/ Hit the Jack pot..yep $250 tournament and I hit #1...time to party

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Terrible dances getting dramatically better

You ever get a dance with a girl that was terrible, and you then try again with her a long time later, and the dances are a lot better? There's been a few girls I've gotten dances with that the dances…

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Making the first move

I forgot who said it on here, but making the first move when it comes to kissing during a lapdance is definitely not a bad way to go. I had gotten dances from probably 40+ girls, and only 4 of them…

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Lap dance prices

I have been paying 20 dollars for lapdances since 1997. Wonder if these girls understand inflation. You old pervs remember prices in the 60s

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First extras

How long after you started clubbing did it take till you got your first real extra (bj or fuck)? Has to be on site, not OTC. For me first time I went I got a BJ (and that…

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Club Visits vs. Reviews You Post On TUSCL

How many reviews do you write and submit compared to how many club visits you make? I review less than 50% of my club visits. Maybe even closer to 25%. I will almost always review a club if it's…

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Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

Slow night

Stopped in on a Tuesday around 5 the place was dead. There was maybe 5 girls working none of which where that hot. The girls would go on stage and just kind of…

All Stars

San Antonio, Texas

GREAT TIME

We went to All Stars a year ago and had a great time. Decided to go again since we were in town for a meeting. My wife an I entered the club around…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

Another Friday Night at the Filly

I joined the revelries at the Filly Corral this last Friday (10-7-16), arriving close to 11. The place was not very crowded. It seems to be hit or miss on Fridays. It did pick up…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Count your dollars

Was in Phoenix on a work trip. Stayed near the north side of phienix, stopped by the candy store to check it out on a Thursday night. Lot of people for sure and definitely just…

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

Columbus Day - Stop #2

Left Players Club (see review) and headed to SD. This was on Monday, Columbus Day at about 5pm. We stayed for about an hour. No need to describe the layout as it has been…

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

Columbus Day - Stop #3

Third club of the afternoon (Players Club and Satin Dolls). Arrived about 6:15pm. Again it was on a Monday and it was Columbus Day. Was a little concerned about being in Passaic at this time…

The Pony

McClure, Illinois

Sucks

Made the trek across the river on a Friday night around 8:30 to see if there was any I improvement since my last visit over a year ago. That visit was an extremely disappointing…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Cuba

What a difference 4 or 5 weeks makes. As other have reported, Follies is overrun with Cuban dancers. Still many of the girls that have been there a while, but no new non-Cuban faces to…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Good Club despite no alcohol

Cover is 10$ at the door. If you go in to Sneaky Pete's, you can usually get in DG for free with the Sneaky Pete's stamp on your wrist. The drinks are 8-10$…

Chicas Cabaret

Houston, Texas

What A Night

A buddy of mine and I were in town to watch a game and we were looking for a strip club. I personally like all nude clubs and I had been to Gold Diggers a…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Unsatisfied

Not every visit to a dancing establishment that has provided good times in the past can be success and tonight was one of those less than stellar experience. Normally I write these off…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Definitely Recommended!

I was in Pittsburgh, and decided to pay this club for a visit. It is located at downtown. You have to find your street parking. I arrived near midnight, and it is not hard at…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Stage action at night, not much else

I've never been a huge fan of this club but it is often a very convenient stop for me so I thought I would check out the night shift talent. About 15-20 girls working…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Mixed bag

Went here on a Tuesday early evening. Hadn't been here for several years so I was interested to see how it had changed. The first girl to stop by was that type of…

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, Illinois

First Time Visit

I was in the STL area and had some extra time before catching a flight. I decided to go hit one of the nearby clubs to kill some time. I got off the…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Disappointed with both my visits here.

I thought you guys said the females here were more than willing to take care of guys here? I was disappointed with both my visits here this past Friday and yesterday with the quality and…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Shift Change

Had a couple of hours to burn, so thought I would check on an old favorite club. Arrived about 8 pm, and club was about half full. Plenty of dancers (20+) with a…

Toppers International Showbar

Athens, Georgia

Not every evening will be a winner.

While traveling in the area for business a few weeks ago, I found myself diving by Toppers. Never one to forgoe providence, I stopped in. Cover was reasonable for a 730 visit, and while…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Good place for a fun time

I would definitely recommend this strip club if you want a nice relaxing night with a good dancer. It may not be the most upscale posh place but the dancers are nice, attentive, and…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Monday-not-so-fun day

I had a meeting on K Street and decided to give this place a shot during the day. It's very convenient to everything downtown, local hotels, and restaurants for people visiting from out of town.…

Haven Place Go-Go Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

Neighborhood bar

The Haven is a little neighbourhood bar with about 4-5 girls dancing. When I was in Princess was there and getting back into shape along with a couple new girls. One named Rachel had a…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

fun time

the club really needs to remove a few of the tables and chairs in the middle section. you cant even get to the ones in the center so everyone sits on the edges making…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Not the best selection.

After a period of self restraint I returned to follies on Sunday. Unfortunately for my surprise the selection was not as it has been on my previous visits. I did get a some dances with…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Could be so much more...

I haven't been to this club in a while. From my memory, it's really small and well maintained. Once you go in, there's a few chairs and tables then the stage. The women at this…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

Be forewarned before coming to this club

Be forewarned before coming to this club. I haven't been to this club in awhile and wanted to see if things have changed. The club still looks the same on the inside and…

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

Not the place to go on vacation

I was out her for "cough cough" training, when I decided to make the rounds here. Why drive to San Francisco when all I needed was nearby? And all the money in the…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

Very upscale for Lexington

Stopped in Rhino for the first time in many years. Wow, the club itself rivals any of the big, fancy clubs in cities like Houston, Detroit, Chicago, and Dallas. Décor is off the…

Sensations

Cabot, Arkansas

Passing through again.

Small place that is a membership club and I think I paid $15 for that few months back with promise no cover next time and there wasn't this night. Few dancers…

Pony T's

Sauget, Illinois

ESL in the Fall

Had an annual meeting in STL, blew in earlier than usual. Got a $28 rental at the airport and struck out eastward. Even early enough to get in 18 holes of Golf before titty…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

I hadn't been to Golden Dragon...

I hadn't been to Golden Dragon in a few years. I was in town and decided to give it a shot. Golden Dragon along with a club in Beaverton are the only juice bars in the…

Cabaret Le Carol

L’Ancienne-Lorette, Quebec

sinclair's Review

I went to Cabaret Le Carol on a Monday evening around 21:30. There was a $6 cover if I remember correctly. You also are expected to tip the bouncer that seats you. A $2 coin…

Cabaret Le Folichon

L’Ancienne-Lorette, Quebec

sinclair's Review

I went to Cabaret Le Folichon on a Monday evening at 19:30. There was a $2 cover charge. The manager led me to a table in front of the stage. It is customary in Ville…

The Runway Gentlemen's Club

Hillsboro, Oregon

I decided to check out Runway....

I decided to check out Runway. I hadn't been there in awhile. It's located all the way out in Hillsboro (closer to Forest Grove actually). I got there around 9:00 on a Thursday night. Cover…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

HL evening

Decided to check out the hi liter during the evening to possibly see if my daytime fave had switched to nights. No luck but stayed nonetheless. Got a couple ok dances but didn't get any…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Quick Sunday Visit

I was in the area on a business trip so I thought I would kill some time at KH8, but when I went there they were not open at 2:00 pm. Apparently, they open…

Odisea 2001 Showgirls

Tijuana, Baja California

Be carefull

I was on a tight budget. Told the guy outside I could spend 30 for the VIP room and 30 for the girl. He agreed. Got to the room…

Club 76

Youngstown, Ohio

Not worth the stop

Not a terrible club looks wise. So i ordered a drink and sat there it was about 6. Eventually 1 girl came from the back room. After she made her way around the bar she…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

When I'm in town Dolphin is...

When I'm in town Dolphin is my go to club. The dancer quality is among the best in the Portland area, and the private VIP is among the best in Portland. On the weekends there…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A Good Time

I visited the club on a recent Saturday night and had a really good time. My only real draw back was how busy it was and it made it kind of hard to get the…

Vixen

Ridgewood, New York

Hey it was so good

Yozzz was good wass soooo good is like yaaassss. So me n my homez was like dis da dopest spot evaaa. Wes jus chillin n like sae the place so wes like yooosss leggo .…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Always fun at Follies

Everytime I visit Follies it's a new experience even if it has the same dancers. The place is always a blast, I prefer the afternoon over the evening because it's less crowded and the clientele…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Another Visit to Cleveland

I found myself in Cleveland again on Sunday night. I could have stayed in my hotel room and watch the debate or have some fun. Started at Christie's Cabaret but, while very crowded,…

Pure Gold's Crazy Horse Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Nice place but on the pricey side

Located just on the outskirts of downtown, club is not hard to get to. $20 cover on a Tuesday evening. Interior is nice and clean and there were about 11-15 girls and around 10 customers. Girls are…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Great value

I was not expecting much from this place, but I was very surprised. I walked in and there were 8 or so fairly hot dancers, very diverse, all wearing bikinis, with a few more girls…

Pure Gold

Oakville, Ontario

Good clean fun

For a Mississauga club, I must say this is one of the cleanest...I didn't meet one girl that offered extras and I actually liked that. Not looking to get any STDs, just want to have…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Not good, Not.bad !

I have arrived about 7 paid the cover ,and I watch only the night shift! The club is like a next door bar, Smoky Smoky, Immediately I was approached by slim AA nice girl, she…

Mile High Club DC

Clinton, Maryland

Quick

I stopped by MHC for about 30 minutes today, There were quite a few customers being as though it was pretty early, I guess that's the result of Ebony Inn and Mile High not being…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Best Small club in OKC

This club is by far the best in OKC, it has best music coolest stages and above average dancers. I lived in LA for 14 years and this is the one that reminds me the…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Not overly impressed

My buddy, a former RI resident, had been talking this place up for years. I figured it was a guaranteed blastoff in the VIP... Alas, times change. The "Scores" logo ads a layer of class,…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

It's never over until it's over

After a lackluster visit to the Cadillac Lounge, my pal and I hit up Club Fantasies in a "let's give it the ol' college try," mode. Upon entering, the club was big, reasonably well-appointed and…

The Trap Lounge

Miami, Florida

The Trap is back

The Trap is back. Second time in two years that has closed for a couple of months - in late 2014 was closed for 3 or so months - supposedly to do some renovations but the…

Set-It-Off Go Go Bar

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Just another visit

I went to this club on a wednesday, Wednesday is their slowest day of the week, not sure about Monday or Sunday since I never went on those days. The first time I went on…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Hit or miss

Paid my $10 bucks and walked through the wooden shutters (whack) into a large rectangular bar. Bought my bottled water and was given a wrist band (odd). Dance area with poles is in…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Getting on like a Storm

I was in town again visiting a friend. This was a rare lackluster visit. The only explanation I can think of is the hurricane might have affected dancer schedules. As a result…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

San Francisco, California

Good place to get a drink........

I had walked by this place many times but never went in, so I decided to give it a shot. I have only been to strip clubs in SF that didn't serve alcohol so this…

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Ever Happen to you....

Get a fave stripper OTC then begin to stop posting on TUSCL.... I need to be posting a thanks at least once a week : ) Thanks

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No touching rules

NYC clubs are quite frustrating. Even light caressing on the ankles and calf is frowned upon. I think atleast liberal touching all over should be acceptable. 20 bucks for a 3 and half minutes with a little grind (or too…

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AMP?

What is AMP? Seen it in the discussions lately.

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sorry guys i dropped the ball

it isnt easy being a space geneious. noaa asked me to try to ameliorate damage from matthew with my space geneious weather modification device, which i did. your welcome if your in florida or geogia or the carolinas believe me…

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Lets write all the lame questions/lines that strippers say to you when hustling

Write any cheesy line, comment or pitch that a stripper has said to you in trying to get you to do a dance OR any annoying ass question that a stripper you're NOT into asks you while they are clinging…

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Anybody want Hillary on their penis? :)

http://alabamaobserver.com/alabama-man-deeply-regrets-getting-bernie-sanders-tattoo-penis/

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NFL

Did you see in a desperate attempt to boost sagging ratings NBC and the NFL had the game on rather than cover the debate. (I watched neither) Baseball playoffs were on instead! I read that NFL viewer ship ratings have fallen(12%…

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My Kinda Guy, Donald Trump

So I guess I will be voting for Trump. He knows how to handle beautiful women. More than that, he knows how to use his wealth and power to get what he wants. Just saw the video. http://www.democracynow.org/2016/10/10/in_shocking_tape_trump_boasts_of From…

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What is the big deal

Donald Trump has many faults and I disagree with him a lot but I do not see scandal about the latest "attack on women" where he was recorded making lewd graphic comments about what he would like to do and…

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Swingers party

Has anyone here ever been to a swingers party? Got an invite to go to one this weekend. Friend of mines wife just called me and said that there is a swingers party that they were invited to…

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I am done.

Good luck to everyone. I am out.

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New pics

http://imgbox.com/g/rwjKuVrqGl

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Ever heard of Hurley WI?

Town has a population of 1,547 but has 6 strip clubs listed on TUSCL. Must be a lot of PL's living there. :)

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50-question (made up) 'Purity' Test for SC goers

this is just in fun. each question is worth 1 point so a possible top score would be 50 points, i guess feel free to add questions feel free to critique which questions i left out

Gold Palace

Tijuana, Baja California

A Club Worth Checking Out

After reading some reviews on here and looking for a little variety, I thought that I'd check out this club. I've now been there a few times. It is a small club.…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

LOVE MIAMI

This Club is likely worth your extra trekk if coming from Centertown. The girls here are quite enticing and sultry and even though you may have to approach the bar yourself at times to…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

Bouncers are agrssive

Enter the Chaindog, Came up on a Satiurday night, 5 dollar cover, 6 bucks for a shot of Yukon jack and 4 bucks for a coke. Lots of cars in the parking lot, not too…

Epic Gentlemen's Club

Memphis, Tennessee

Epic Failure

I have been to this club a number of times and it is going downhill and picking up speed. Once you are inside guys lurk at the door to signal someone to break into your…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

New name but seems to be same place

There is a variety of girls here, couple older dancers, various sized dancers, white and African American. Beer prices were about the same as elsewhere. Parking was decent. Seating is a bit limited and oddly…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Stopped by on a random Tuesday....

Stopped by on a random Tuesday. Physical layout of the club is exactly as people say. LD room to the right as you walk in, bar to the left, stage straight ahead, and still dirty…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

My time at Flashdancers

I had always wanted to go to a strip club in nyc, and finally decided to go to Flashdancers near Times Square. The door man was friendly and after paying the 20$ entry (it was…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

CLUB 35

friend was driving and we were heading to gogorama on highway 35. on the way we saw club 35 and we said, "what's this? ehh-what the hell. let's check this place out." we get to the…

Lipstick Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

Will be better when renovations are done

Lipstick is a decent place to spend a few hours. I'm not from the Dallas area, so I am not sure how Listick compares to some of the other clubs on Harry Hines which I…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

I Desire better talent

Over the past few years Desire was consistently either my favorite club or tied with another as my favorite club. But over the past two months nearly every one of my visits has been a…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

My favorite day-shift

What can I say? Working within 5 minutes of this place makes it hard to stay away, especially since I can take over an hour lunch break! I come by here about twice per month,…

Scandals

New York, New York

Great place

I was at this place many years ago and wasnt impressed with the talent or the atmosphere. A couple on months ago a friend told me about a place to go to after work (4pm)…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Weds aft at LS

I went to the LS several weeks ago on Wednesday. This place has been hit or miss for me for many years. The appearance of the club has been described many times...so I…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

True to Form

Went to Centerfolds after reading the reviews. Thought some had to be made up. Went on a Wednesday around 2:00, surprised to see the place full at that time. Once in the door, you…

CT's Adult Super Store

Gary, Indiana

Not bad lately

This place has always been hit or miss. You never know what you'll find. It's a very different atmosphere than most clubs. It is not impressive upon first sight but don't let that discourage you.…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

Upscale Experience with awesome pole dancers and relaxed environment

I have been to Sapphire,NYC at least 15 times. The best times are Sunday after midnight. Once you enter you can feel the good vibe as there's a good number of female guests, a fact…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New York, New York

Good dancers, thirsty guests, private fun

This club is a true gentleman's club. It's not very posh comparatively. The sitting area is cramped, but the floor above and the rooftop make up for it. I saw no female guests, if I…

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Saturday

I stopped by Jimmy’s around 9 on Saturday. It was my first stop of three clubs in the area last night. I hadn’t been here in a couple of years, so I wasn’t…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Saturday

I stopped by club o after a disappointing visit to jimmy’s. I arrived a little after 10, and when I walked in it was dead here as well. There were about 8 girls…

Sky11

Harvey, Illinois

Saturday

Skybox was my third and final stop of the night. I arrived around midnight. There was a nice mix of girls (white, black & latina) most in the 6 to 8 range.…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Awesome

Been going here for years. The girls are always exceptional looking. I really enjoy the busy times. Thats when their seems to be the best mix of body types for girls. They have really good…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Nice evening visit

I recently visited KOD and I'm glad to say that it was just as good as my previous visit. While club layout and amenities have been mentioned before, I'll mention that KOD serves relatively decent…

Platinum Dolls

New York, New York

Times Square club that's just for tourists

This is a pretty average club. The dancers are average. The cover and drinks are at par the best clubs. However the place is rather dark and weird. The dancers are pushy. The rules are…

Pumps

Brooklyn, New York

Not worth it

The club is in an area that's pretty barren in between Williamsburg and whatever is east of it. Not easy to get to by public transportation. The place inside is more a less a shit…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Dior Again ****

The club is located on the corner of 38th st and chestnut. It is located below a restaurant. The club is bigger then you expect upon entering. I arrived around 3pm and…

Desire

Baltimore, Maryland

Desire

i stopped in to Desire on a weekend night hoping for the best. i hadn't been here since the change from Sherries. i had a few good visits to Sherries with a variety of dancers so i…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

A bit strange at first - but a good time!

This place is a bit weird. Does not feel like a strip club but more like a restaurant at first. I went for lunch to try the daily special - steak and shrimp…

Foxy's Cabaret

Austin, Texas

diamond in the rough

Since my initial visit I’ve been to Foxy’s three additional times, so I can give a somewhat better review now. The club opens around 5 pm I believe, but most of the girls don’t really…

Dixie Rose Cabaret

Abilene, Texas

More a bar than club

It isn't that the place is bad...it's just, not a high-class strip-club. It has everything it needs, but lacks. Went in around 6:30 pm, and there were a handful of customers. Most…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Another try

After reading a few of the positive reviews I decided to stop in, ( being is Seattle anyway). We all know the decor is pretty crappy with no improvement insight. There was a…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Convention and Sailors in Town

I visited the Gold Club in SF on Wed and Fri nights during a busy convention and fleet week in town. Midweek after midnight the club was busy and crowded. There were many shapely and…

Blue Diamond Cabaret

Stillwater, Oklahoma

Lap Dances a Rip Off

9 pm went to club. After getting a drink I asked a girl for a lap dance that cost $20. About 30 seconds into the dance their "security" came over and told me…

Lady Godiva's

Tulsa, Oklahoma

GREAT CLUB

Haven't been to this club for many years. Went in about 5 pm and was pleasantly surprised to see there was no door charge before 6 and the first beer was on the house.…

Chicas Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Surprisingly Good!

In summary, Chicas Cabaret is a decent nude club, with friendly staff and dancers. I must say I was pleasantly surprised. Large well lit parking lot. Cover of $20 was a bit steep for a…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

okay but not great time on this visit

Pandora's is a club that generally has a ton of dancers most of which fall into the 5-7 range with a few train wrecks and a few 10's thrown in. On this visit the ladies…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Interesting neighborhood spot

Came through, parking is easy. In a strip mall type area, no charge for parking. Parked right in front of the place actually, a few spots down from the main door. Entrance was $10 or…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

Thurs. Afternoon

I went in around 4 since I'd gotten off work early. Went to see some titty of course. Standard patdown but then security got on the drink minimum. Either way got the drink and sat…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Tarnished Gem?

I went on a feature dancer night - Asa Akira was on stage and her show around 1:30 am (60 minutes after posted time) was worth the wait. There was a ton of female talent…

Derriere's Gentlemen's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Friday Night in Myrtle Beach

I was in Myrtle Beach and decided to give this club a try. I pulled in shortly after midnight and had trouble trying to find a parking space. The parking lot was full except for…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Packed house at p10

This particular night was quite eventful to say the least. Im no stranger to this club and it ranks highest in my opinion in girls, service, and atmosphere these days. I used to favor…

Club Harem

Baltimore, Maryland

Changes for the Worse

The Harem used to be my go to club. I loved daytime female bartender Terri. Well, Terri has left, and daytime bartender Jeff, while an OK guy, doesn't know how to manage the girls.…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Another slow Friday

As I just reviewed the Harem as my old favorite, The Pussycat has been more more recent favorite. Sadly on back to back Friday visits, the place has been pretty slow. Maybe 5 or…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Good time

Stopped by on last Thursday after 9:00 and was surprised by how busy it was. I counted 13 girls and about 9 guys. Pretty good ratio. It was the usual cover and…

The X Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

OK Time

Stopped by X after visiting Kahoots. I got there at about 10:30 on a Thursday night. It was surprisingly busy. There were 7 girls and 14 guys. All the girls were…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

Sunday Night After Midnight

Based on the reviews I didn't know what to expect when I went into this club. And from what I saw, this is a club that you have to be up for/ready for, but if…

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beautiful bohemian dancer

what is the beautiful blond bohemian dancer at outposts name?? i wanna come back wen shes dancing

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First good lap dance

I'm 22 decent looking, on the shorter side at 5'8", have an athletic build and I'm clean. I've gone to strip clubs on about 10 different occasions. I've never gotten a lap dance before yesterday. My buddy payed a girl…

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BREAKING NEWS: Rutgers Kicked Out of Big 10

Rutgers Kicked Out of Big 10 - The AAC and Sun Belt conferences will not accept Rutgers either. http://www.offtackleempire.com/2016/10/9/13217666/jim-delany-kicks-rutgers-out-of-the-big-ten

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Did Crazyjoe Get Booted From Baby Dolls Dallas Today?

Crazyjoe went into Baby Dolls wearing a Bengals jersey today. Wonder how that went? Glad to see you back CJ!!!!

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strip club pl veteran. are you one?

i am not a sc veteran. i've been greatly enjoying the clubs (and the girls) for just about five years.

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Dancers lie?

I am confused by how many guys are surprised and upset that dancers lie. It seems that once or twice a week there is a post by someone complaining about a dancer's lies. On another site for one of the…

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Underground Clubs

Anyone ever been to an "underground" strip club? Last night was my first experience with one. I guess all the locals know that it's a private club but don't really know what all goes on. Best thing…

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Round 2: Crooked Hillary vs. Misogynist Trump

Ladies and gentleman, take your seats. The greatest show on Earth is about to begin. This is going to be very, very, very entertaining. How many of us will watch the debate, tonight ?

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New policy

I no longer give my number to girls at clubs. I mean showclubs. I hate being a regular of a girl. It never ends well. They usually have boyfriends.

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Have you ever met Whiskey Dick

Well, hate to admit it but had trouble getting it up tonight. Was drinking scotch pretty hard when I decided to take a chick back to the VIP. Well, it happened and mr happy didn't want to wake…

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Baby Doll Dallas

Crazyjoe is going to be at Baby Dolls Dallas Tomorrow, Sunday 9th in the afternoon. And possibly for a while on Monday afternoon. If anyone wants to join me, pm me

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Baby Doll Dallas

Crazyjoe is going to be at Baby Dolls Dallas Tomorrow, Sunday 9th in the afternoon. And possibly for a while on Monday afternoon. If anyone wants to join me, pm me

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Rech Sighting In Michigan

http://www.newsmax.com/TheWire/bigfoot-michigan-photobomb-eagle/2016/10/06/id/751969/ Apparently Rech's Frisbee went a little too far into the woods and he's been mistaken for Big Foot.

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The bed that I made.

I successfully avoided a dancer at one of my favorite clubs for almost a year. The last time I saw her she ROBbed me of $20. Anyways, I briefly considered reconnecting with her. She was busy while I considered my…

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Hungry strippers in NE and central FL

After missing Friday shifts due to weather and power outages, there have to be some hungry strippers right now in NE and central Florida. Even better, with so many guys who still have more pressing issues to manage (such…

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Oct...Otc

For those in college or have jobs that demand you date all your paper work How many of you guys this month is messing up like I am and putting Otc lol instead of Oct ?

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Sexist??

With all the talk on sexism and statements made by individuals about women and women votes and women women women I have to wonder and write about sexism. I believe it to be simple. If a woman is offended by…

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We May Be Living In A Virtual World

Tech billionaires think we live in the Matrix and have asked scientists to get us out https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/tech-billionaires-think-live-matrix-093735189.html If this is true, can I stop paying my bills?

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Clubs with Motel close by.

I like to stay at a motel with a club within walking distance. The one I know about is Christie's Cabaret in North Canton, Ohio. There is a Super 8 across the parking lot from it. Can someone list others?

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Have you ever been in a club where the dancer's Mom is around

Not the house mom but her real mom. Either as a dancer, chaperone, or club worker. I have run into this twice: Once the mom was a bartender and the daughter was a dancer and the other: I was in a little…

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Advice for the ski bum

You are clearly impressed with yourself despite knowing little of the ways of the world. I am highly suspicious of your assertions that you actually practice law among the hairless apes. However it is no concern of mine for I…

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Advice from rickthebarnacle

rickdugan's assertion that my comments were a bit sad made me reflect. So I decided to consult with the wisest of the ricks. The barnacle is the deepest thinker among all of the ricks. That guy is Plato, Socrates, Hobbes,…

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daddy issues?

Sooo interesting...actually weird day the other day at my club. Relitivley new girl came into work a little late. I had befriended well as much as one dancer can another this girl because she seemed somewhat normal again as much…

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Inner Room after Matthew

Any word on when it will reopen yet ? Will the dancers be wearing fins and swimming on stage ? Breathing through rebreathers and giving BJ's with gills ?

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How many of you older men are shocked that you made it to 60+ to 70+ of age

Title asked the questions

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Follies Strippers Blowing up my phone

Soooo...is it normal for follies bitches to blow your phone up with conversation or did I just land a few nagging ass strippers lol...damn they hot doh

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Joke of the Day

San_Jose_Guy walks into a bar and says,"Hey! Where's everyone going?"

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Is OTC Usually GFE?

Curious. I hear GFE is getting more popular these days. What percentage of your OTC meetings could be classified as GFE? I hope for ITC the percentage would be zero - the thought of that happening with…

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$100 Qick Fucc

Yes or No https://www.instagram.com/p/BLQ-kDzlAzw/

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Hey, I'm new here

Greetings established gentlemen of tuscl. I have been reading what reviews I could see before deciding to buy the lifetime VIP for some time now. I see alot of names that are frequently active in here and am…

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Best way to shut down an ROB

Just so we can stop necroposting, have any one of you ever put down an ROB? I never have but then again oddly enough i never ran into one. And I'm in the city.

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Fantasy Football Thread for fellow players

I'm going to plug this YouTube channel because I find this guy very helpful for my fantasy football cash games and tournaments https://youtu.be/ZJGW9c-RY-Q

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Franky Mcdonalds with a update on the weither in Forda

https://youtu.be/YVoxaPtdhaA

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Anyone guys here ever work at a strip club?

Maybe is has been asked before but I couldn't find it. But I was wondering if any guys here have worked at a strip club? NO I dont mean as a dancer, but as a DJ, bouncer manager…

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Detroit

Who are our resident Detroit experts?

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female dancers of tuscl, share your favorite songs to dance to

i'm curious. (if you don't mind sharing.) what's your 3-song set game like, lol.

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any thoughts on millennials dancing today? do they compare to yesteryear?

i haven't totally warmed up to todays millennials dancing at my SCs. as for looks, in general, maybe millennials got the edge compared to past generations. i'll give em that. but millennial showmanship is lacking IMO. i feel like past generations were…

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real talk: so, why don't chicks have more SCs where dudes dance for 'em?

i'm always hoping a new generation of women will make this happen i think it'd be good for everybody. but what do i know? i don't know why i want this to happen. but i do. and not chippendale dudes dancing on stage…

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how often do you return to old haunts / SCs you used to frequent? did it change?

i try to stop by when i can. or when i remember. some changed. some didn't. some were gone for good / no longer in business. hate it when i happen to visit an old haunt after years of absence. and that's…

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when's the last time you visited a "new" SC?

earlier this year i visited a strippies i haven't been to before since i had free passes. and i think once last year. before that, i haven't been to a "new" spot in years. surprised me when i realized that i don't…

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Quick Trip to Phoenix

I sent a PM to a couple of the respected Phoenician PL's on this board... but thought I'd just open it up to anyone from the area with an opinion! I'm heading to Phoenix tomorrow very impromptu. I have been there…

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When Juice Eats All The Pan Pizza At Chuck E Cheese

When Juice eats all the pan pizza at Chuck E Cheese on cheat day, a fight breaks out as jealous soccer moms can't have any. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2016/10/06/massive-fight-at-florida-chuck-e-cheeses-caught-on-video/

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A good way to spend tax dollars

Top Pentagon aide used government credit card at strip clubs in Rome, Seoul http://www.cbsnews.com/news/dod-report-unveils-alleged-misconduct-of-top-pentagon-aide/

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who here has been to a really good Halloween SC event

i really want a memorable Halloween SC experience. i don't have one. who's got good stories?

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i like this discussion room. but it can be googled...?

i like this place. i get to spill some of my SC stories and relive it. sorry for my long soliloquies. i like this spot as a place i can chronicle my past and learn from you guys. i don't…

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OT: Hurricane Mathew Update

Hurricane Mathew is currently (~4 pm Eastern) offshore due east of South FL at about the same latitude South FL sits. I live in northern Miami-Dade county and so far have only experienced on and off light showers and some breeze…

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Stripper's living arrangements.

I used to live in a neat, little, old city. In the house next to me, the owner rented out the top part of his house to two dancers who worked at one of our 8 Mile clubs. It was…

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Non vip extras

What is the most you have done outside vip or private booths I am talking middle of club surrounded by broke dudes Fingered girls ass but was stupid drunk She had lots of business after though…

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Larry Smith does Gay4Pay

Titles says all

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Webcam strippers

Anybody here use the webcam on this site I think it's cool that u can message the girl . Are they really from all over the world or is it from the usa where it's filmed . Anybody…

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Every hotel is booked in South Carolina I heard, virtually no rooms left or very

Now they are evacuating Myrtle Beach too. Hotels are directing people to Asheville, Charlotte, Atlanta I heard in my area or evacuation shelters. Just an fyi in case anyone is thinking about visiting.

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Stripper insults lol

http://www.newser.com/story/216834/guy-insults-stripper-bad-things-happen.html So where to begin. First off if the customer doesn't seem like hes into you then move on. In the entertainment work you are judged on looks. Lets break this down. Guys often drunk or drinking come into the club…

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I hope all of the Floridians (and juicebox69) fare well!

Good luck with Matthew! And for juicebox69, why did you decide to travel toward the storm?

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A new record for Papi_Chulo.

His 300th review and it was for Follies. Congrats and can I please have the cliff notes? :)

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Juice reporting live from key West

It's a Lil windy

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Is she for real?

This girl is known as the "Russian Kim Kardashian". This is a two part question: -Do you think her ass and tits are real? (she claims she's hasn't had breast or ass surgery) -Is she too thick for your tastes? https://www.instagram.com/p/BKMkOd1Bv_d/?taken-by=anastasiya_kvitko&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BGcLzoKKI5Z/?taken-by=anastasiya_kvitko&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BKUOhHFBaLU/?taken-by=anastasiya_kvitko&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BJs78Y8h-sM/?taken-by=anastasiya_kvitko&hl=en I think…

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Tired traveler, you are one crazy wackjob hairless ape

Perhaps you could be my court jester once the cat revolution is complete. Your stuff about how ISIS and the Ayatollahs in Iran don't believe in god is hilarious. Maybe you're confused because they say god in Arabic. It's allah…

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Were you ever the "last fling" for a new bride?

I was twice. Had this crazy friend when I was single who fixed me up with friends. The first time I had no idea. We went out and had a great time, then fucked our brains out.…

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Does agirl on a bikini that has not shaved bother you?

Going to the next step after your first shaved pussy. I went through puberty in the 70's and most girls did not completely shave but most at least trimmed the bathing suit edges. I went water skiing in college and looking…

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Is it just me?

I don't post much but do enjoy reading through the discussions, articles, and reviews. As an outsider, for the most part, to the TUSCL brotherhood I really get a kick out of the interactions between many of the regulars. I…

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Fucking doormen.(not literally).

I am putting this here as I don't think you can review a place you did not stay in. I went into my usual ( Criket in Dearborn heights Michigan) and was thrown a major…

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Your first encounter with a shaved pussy.

Mine was back in 1961. I was 19 at the time and dating a 17yo who while still in high school also belonged to a dance troupe. They did chorus line dancing and ballet. Even performed at the Miss Universe…

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Judge blocks enforcement of Louisiana stripper age limit

NEW ORLEANS (AP) — A federal judge has temporarily blocked enforcement of a new Louisiana law aimed at keeping people under age 21 from performing in strip clubs. U.S. District Judge Carl Barbier (BAHR'-bee-aye) issued the order in a lawsuit filed…

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Go away LF

I think the only way to get LarryFisherman to shut up is to refuse to respond to any of his posts.

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I know off SC topic, but important...

Sitting here watching and waiting for matthew. Will soon have to decide how much and how soon to do what MAY need to be done. I'm 67 but was only 43 for andrew and 56 for katrina and wilma. Big…

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Time to pull a clubber

Tuscl is to much for me and all my personal issues are conflicting my abilities in retirement. I'm quitting tuscl once again

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Video girl

I just readJS69's lament trying to choose between "tiny tits" and video girl. My ATF is now in a 1/2 way house in Florida and staying clean. I'm in New England and have zero opportunity to travel being a 24/7…

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Are any strippers nice people ?

I became friends with a stripper on Facebook thah knows me from the club and she was liking my comments and everything and being nice but all the sudden during a live Facebook chat I said hi to her and…

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Decisions, decisions

The little head is demanding to be sucked by a cute woman who is less than half my age. He won't be denied. It is happening, but the question is with whom. I have two offers. First video girl.…

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Get ready for a crowd in the upstate of South Carolina

I heard they are evacuating the whole coast starting tomorrow. Guess where they are going? I'm glad they got that gas pipeline fixed. Our gas prices just started to drop too. They had been the same price as…

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Does it mean I've been hacked or my info is out there somewhere if Random girls

Just wondering. Seeing lots of random people on the suggested friends list. Anyone know? My identity is not supposed to be available via regular internet searches. Maybe facebook decided to share something.

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LarryFisherprice is a Homless homosexual

He also plagiarises his reviews, articles and threads I'm beginning to question if he is a real person He is full of more Shit than crazy Joe

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Hurricane Party

So for a couple of weeks the stars were lining up for me to do come clubbing up in the Pompano triangle this coming Thursday (When Alternate CF should be there). Unfortunately, it looks like prime clubbing time up there…

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Funny club names (cont'd)

Once in a while we post threads about some of the funny if not odd club names - came across one in yesterday's reviews that def caught my eye (it was the first time the club was reviewed and thus…

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Top Rated 100 Clubs

How many of you looked at the top 100 list? I just looked it over and wow how is that list compiled. I get around the country a lot and have been in maybe 16 or so of the listed…